Mike birbiglia

[clamshire]

this is... akwardly funny?...

[cfuentes1013]

My cracka!

[mihas37]

y do ppl rewrite the jokes in the comments and then get top comment and ruin it for people who have not seen the video.

[syto300]

...and faggot...

[rexakiller]

I'm a birbiglebug! :D

[CyborgEugenics]

This must be an earlier performance... he seems a little more nervous and less emotive than later stand ups I've seen

[ratonL]

I almost fell asleep, (¬,o)Zzzz.... except for the 'C-word' part; ROFL.

[theb3rticus]

I served him at my job the other day, I didn't even realize it was him at first.

[ARNOLDGOVONATOR]

"You're mad about the date? You gotta pick your battles man" haha this guy is top-notch!

[GothicEmoKitten]

he lame...dis wat yall crackers like?

[RysFilms]

@GothicEmoKitten Actually, you can't call us crackers. Only we can call each other crackers. You can say cracka, but not cracker.

[cougher989]

@GothicEmoKitten

And black people like Kat Williams. LOL.

[GrandMasterChampion2]

@GothicEmoKitten yes.

[TheUltraGnome]

I just saw him do almost the same act on Comedy Central Presents the other night. It was still just as funny.

[hakkai999]

holy shit he looks like seamus

[XXsupernovaheat]

Day 3.

[J0000OOOO]

Underrated comedian.

[rexakiller]

the boy who cried mofo

[cibernetico6]

faggot lol

[CilantroHater]

Birbig, you're my cracker! <3

[zgrrrl252]

Birbiglia has been my go-to comedian for six years. Still haven't found anyone as genius at comedy without being lewd.

[coolandbored]

@zgrrrl252 John Mulaney

[DeadIslandTrailers]

he reminds me of an overgrown kid. looks like one too :P

[huskerjoesox]

crowd sucks

[BigBabe912]

Like fun you go to the mall!

[thezstarmaster]

so this is the asshole that dose thos stupid prerole adds when i watch kootra vids

[TrevGough]

@thezstarmaster Nah, you're the asshole. He's a talented comedian, and you're a whiner who complains about adds before free videos. Get a job. And a life. Douche.

[syedsaim]

The kid who cried Mofo

[KlutzicAmazonLOVER]

5:35 If you want me to draw that picture for you I can.

[KlutzicAmazonLOVER]

"Rappers would be like: It's 2005, MOFO"

"I'm like: you're mad about the date..."

Me: HEhea! ^^

[nickmordo]

So true about the cracker joke... double standard

[GIRfan4]

4:16 I actually expected him to say something like "Guess I gotta go buy a new bed." Maybe because that's what I would have said...

(I'm NOT a rapist)

[MetroidMan95]

The faggot name was the best, it was so original.

[maskedcanadians]

is he shy?Because i heard more of him and he wasent this ''stuck up''

[DrummrKidd]

he was in the downy soft window

[bleachrules103]

That took some balls. You can tell.

[DiversityA]

it's always great to hear his old jokes, but he really has gotten so much better

[jacobbobcorn]

the crowd was pretty weak for the stuff he was pulling off. If i were there i wouldve yelled my laughter

[MrMaumau5]

11 people cant call him a cracker

[Joebug46809]

Mike Birbiglia kicks Adam Sandlers ass

[satcheloify]

so was it busta rhymes that started that whole name in the binning of the rap?

[musicisinmysoulkinda]

He was funnyer in 2005 its the exact same speech

[WhiteBird13]

@musicisinmysoulkinda maybe cause its from 2005 @.@

[musicisinmysoulkinda]

@WhiteBird13 nicely put however his secret public journal one from '07 i think it is... is quite halarious

[WhiteBird13]

@musicisinmysoulkinda Well my bad then :D

[musicisinmysoulkinda]

@WhiteBird13 dnt worry it all good :)

[safetosaydontquoteme]

Weak.

[masterjmich]

This guy is one of the, worst stand comics in the world.... Tonight was my first time ever seeing this guy on comedy central tonight!!! I didn't find one thing funny about his show... He's just a Adam Sandler nock off!!! He has no talent at all!!! I personally think every one in The audience was just being polite when they applaud him!!! Well that's just what I think anyway!!!!

[lamp0114]

@masterjmich Adam Sandler Knock off?  you mean with all of his crazy voices and jokes incolving his mother....?

[masterjmich]

@lamp0114 no, just something about him reminds me of Adam Sandler!!!!!! But Adam Sandler is actually funny... I watch his act now twice just to give him the benefit of doubt. But I still think he suck as a stand up comic

[dannyboy785]

@masterjmich you're really gonna watch a 5 minute set of a comic and base your opinion of him as a comedian on that? Sucks to be you

[dannyboy785]

@masterjmich wowwww adam sandler knock off? wow man, I'm not sure what kind of comedy, but adam sandler will never be close to birbiglia in terms of talent

[fonzietiger]

@masterjmich

Then you're borderline retarded.

[masterjmich]

@fonzietiger Anyone who get upset about something I said about a stand up comic... Needs to put a gun in his or her mouth and pull the fucking trigger.. This is for everyone who leaves me any more rude comments.. And those who have left me snood little comments I hope you can,t bread!!!! These guy sound like a bunch of inbred Nazi!!! Could you imagine what there kids would be like... People don,t need to get so mad about other peoples comments.... It just show that you,re a weak minded

[fonzietiger]

@masterjmich

You hope I can't make bread?

Um.. alright. There are professionals for that.

Now breeding, breeding isn't a problem!

[SomeSniper]

@masterjmich I don't know how to make bread, but I do know how to make toast.

[MrGoodDick]

Dude is funny as hell!

[Garethologist]

3:27 the only person not cheering is that black guy

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[daniela1079]

In America your annoying LOL

[charliegold14]

Lol he looks so awkward but he's hysterical.

[tswagg504]

ITS 2O11 MOFO!

[bboybram]

@tswagg504

ITS 2012 MOFO!

[flonkas]

@Wedwickboy that's the one lol.

[flonkas]

I love the cracker part. It just shows how ridiculous the whole "n word" thing is

[Wedwickboy]

@flonkas nigger word?

[dasquirrel715]

the "you cant call me cracker" has been done before...

[TheNiggerFeet]

@dasquirrel715 so has your comment....

[dasquirrel715]

I was hoping your SN would be niggerfLeet but oh well, thatd be too awesome

[mrOthervideos]

@TheNiggerFeet and the difference is his comment is not making him rich and is not used for live entertainment. He did not write that comment as part of his profession. Creative entertainment material should be original niggerfeet

[dannyboy785]

@dasquirrel715 who did it first?

[xaddictedx2xmusicx]

"And she said 'what do you fear most?' and I said 'bears...'"

<3333333333333333333

[fiction94]

i want that simpothy card

[Curtis006]

Girbigleboo?

[matsball]

this set is much better on his album. here his mellow delivery doesnt suit it i think..and its a shame because these are hilarious jokes

[numanuma20]

He's now on npr.

[PS3LAGx]

LOL

[ShahidMiller]

I heard this on the radio driving home at 1AM yesterday, laughed my ass off ... He's more funny as a voice though; his body language/appearance doesn't quite carry it off ... weird how that works. Still, hilarious.

[LoLpRonEsS]

what i should have said was .........nothing. but i said youd be surprised :D

[78megmeg]

I still laugh every time I watch this!

[TheThinkingAnimal]

2:34 - 3:10 is classic.

[abbirina]

raptastic...

[patapon47]

Eight people Don't like Birbiglebugs.

[MrCrashNburnz]

CRACKER PLZZZZZZ

[patapon47]

@MrCrashNburnz CRACKER WHAT!

[saskaueshark]

@ 188043 same

[SodapopSays]

she's sooo dead.

[mamaluigi01]

gonna watch him tonight on Jimmy Kimmel live!

[lapeppard]

Heard this guy on This American Life- check it out

[188043]

Wow, I've got this on my Zune and i listen to it all the time. But it 1000x funnier when you are able to see it too.

[psyroptus]

MONTREAL YEAH !!

[whoshotjfk]

wasn't he on npr the other day?

[TheFallenWind]

@whoshotjfk The fear of sleeping one? Yeah, he performed that story for The Moth Radio show. He did another NPR special about his first girlfriend, that one is here on youtube somewhere.

[MrSoccermania12]

7 people are crackers

[78megmeg]

Too funny!

[Mrchikenkatsu]

My three favorite comedians are/was, Mike Birbiglia, Ron White, and the late great George Carlin....RIP Carlin

And yes there all "Crackers"

[DaZeDmerlin]

This is from his Two Drink Mike show, his voice is different though, in that show he sounded actually drunk.

[dadof2monkeys]

I love how they pannned to the one black guy in the audience during his cracker speech

[PS3LAGx]

@dadof2monkeys LOL!, they always do that in comics acts!

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

@dadof2monkeys it wasn't even his face. You were obviously the one to notice...

[itsame4002]

crackerr waaa? lol

[AbbyLaila85]

hahaha! I love that jew joke

[sarahrenee1984]

ribida rap rap rap a rapTASTIC!

[HarrisandAge]

" The boy that cried, Mo-Fo"

[HogWild19100]

HAHA i love this guy i own almost all of his stand up dvd's the funniest iv seen is "wiffiel ball tony" where he makes fun of George Bush lol he had me rolling. Nice vid dude thanks for posting it

[jtorres133]

"We're like Olive garden Italian...In America ur annoying." Hahahahaha!!!

[AlexMcginty356]

"And I say 'cracker please!'" XD

[shayseme36]

this guy rly isnt funny

[xchibikyubix]

This dude is my fucking cousin!! He's my fathers first cuz, and mt 2nd cuz! WEWT!

[shelbyteamjacob]

@xchibikyubix Really? Wow! He's awesome at what he does.

[RobotMusicMan]

why would that lady say anything about his bed and rapists at all?

[TheBlackPanther1000]

"you cant call me cracker, you can say cracka but not cracker" lmao

[Telstar62a]

"You're like the boy who cried, 'Mofo'..." :^)

[vergilleinheart]

i love this guy

[chloe22221]

Cracker pass the sunchips...not yet cracker not till we get to the piknik!!!

awsome duede!!!!♥

[IceTalonHawkFang]

You would be surprised.... hahahaha!!

what do your fear most?

...

Bears... i love this guy =P

[bb3ca201]

What I SHOULD have said -- was NOTHING

ROFLMFAO

Mike is classic

[rOcKsTr4lIfE122709]

ahahahahah such a cracker!!!!! ahahaha i love mike bribiglia! too funny!

[dancemonster3000]

cracker plezzzzz he was like craker whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat hahahaha XD

[Zenpiano514]

Pizza restaurant where 3rd graders could hang out

[Duckienoir]

Love this guy <33

[dubya12825]

I'm Olive Garden Italian....lmao

[Mayene20]

Check out "Mike Birbiglia - Hip Hop Animosity" for a better version of the rap joke with alot of other amazing jokes.

[daavpuke]

not until we get to the picnic!

[XreverseXanielmX]

Ribbita, A Rap, Rap, Rap, A Raptastic.

[ShaiSoft]

this humor is not funny in Israel... :\

[entro]

@ShaiSoft Did the Germans burn off your sense of humor too? or... is it just a lost in translation kind of thing?

[ShaiSoft]

@entro

nop is just a different humor here

[darksniper77]

@ShaiSoft Sorry?

[obiwanda]

Where's the version of this routine where he actually swears?

[Duckienoir]

@obiwanda I think it's on Two Drink Mike. This skit is way funnier on that album.

[reaper2380]

LMFAO!!!!

[xinvinciblex]

You're like the boy who cried mo-fo... XD

[Haysonbros79]

I like birbiglebug hes a funny guy. u have inspired so many of my jokes

[mackenzieread]

What do u fear most?

Bears...

LOL

[LyricalPoet777]

love this guy

[XxXemobabesXxX]

I love this guy. He's super cute ^.^

[MudPuddleDuck]

me and my friends do that craker thing alot :)

[agentdenim]

Went to school with the guy in college. This is pretty much his personality, laid back. Nice guy.

[RockStarMan1324]

cracker pass the sun chips! Roflmao!!!!!

[bullhorn48]

so fucking funny, in italy its prunounced bubiblia, and in america, you're annoying

[robbiejamez]

is this guy blind or is it me being a bit drunk?

[Drratburn]

@robbiejamez He acts drunk. It's his character.

[NeofateNeofate]

Apparently it is his act to act 'more laid back' than he really is. Though it seems in his interviews he is fairly close to the 'act'.

Blind, no, not sure where you get that.. unless you meant "is this guy drunk or is me being a bit 'blind'. :) -- If that is the case.. then Draat nailed it.

[TPicker12]

Haha or maybe robbiejamez IS actually drunk and ironically mixed up the words

[808silva]

@robbiejamez that makes no sense

[shibbytron]

u gotta pick ya battles man!

[swearinglama]

LMAO BIRBIGLIOGRAPHY

[BJZnRPZ]

Birbiglia and Rich VOS having a fight on opie and anthony was hilarious.

[spazzzman]

This is probably around 10 years ago. I think he was still getting a feel for the stage and his act at this point. The jokes are still great

[13er3]

5 years ago he mentions 2005 lol

[reidnielsen]

@spazzzman well he says its 2005 mofo so its only like 4 years

[pedroj123]

i love this guy's jokes, but yeah, he seems kind of bored, which is interesting, (hahaha) because this should be a  expected reaction from the audience and not the showman

[starchwrecker]

@pedroj123 He's heard these jokes before.

[flourchyld]

his jokes are really funny, i just wish he livened up a bit. He's so stiff, and he kinda mumbles.

[MrTeriyakibowl]

@flourchyld lol well its a matter of opinion haha. personally i think his mumbly voice and suits his jokes

[tutuvo07]

3:18 ooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!! hhhahahahahhaha you got told lmao

[Funkmastapjunua]

Birbigs is the best comedian ever

[TheAnimadey]

omfg I love the bit with the crackers...

[gymyboy95]

yeah i have all his comedy central stuff on my itouch but in this one he doesnt have so much excitment in his voice in this one he is speaking like in a mono tone kinda

[Dickydickman]

A duck billed platypus playin checkers with an apple, and u open it and it sez... The world is f***** up. Hahahaha

[whistlestopX]

"I said, 'What do you fear most?' and she said, 'I fear you'll meet someone else and you'll leave me and I'll be all alone,' and she said, 'What do you fear most?' and I said, 'Bears.'"

Oh God, I think I pissed myself.

[joshreid777]

Cat in the hat and that was that BUSTA RHYMES lol

[Rayquazor]

I saw this act on TV and I was instantly hooked! Love him

[angelz18]

in america you're annoying lmaoooo i LOVE LOVE comedy man, you feel so much better after you've watched it i swear laughter really is a great medicine

[ghostkid57]

Birgiglbug... Birbiliography... and faggot..

I just Loled

[mbturner625]

@ghostkid57 YOU RUINED IT

[amillionthingsatonce]

I saw him live. He is so fucking hilarious!

[xinvinciblex]

LOL just my kind of comedy.

[xxx1nf3rn0xxx]

now... what i should have said.. was nothing.

What i did say, was you'd be surprised!

[badgn]

Just adorable!! :oP

[happynobody]

good stuff

[psychostick4243]

kids would call me names like birbuggleby, and birbibliography, ...and faggot..lol XD