Bachelor Frog

[FluffyPancake48]

Elavator Music,

[isaksimonsson]

Fap - Highpoint of day.

[KJK383]

GO PISS

PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS DOWN

[thejanitorssuccess]

final tomorrow at 8 AM. 11pm laughing at frogs on the internet

[apriswajaya]

found new porn, turns out it sucks, jerk off to old porn

[valentinotroll2]

scray how much of that is true

[Blade8745]

Piss in the shower

Use the shower head to push the piss down the hole.

[oiramldx]

How does a frog have a phone, a cat, a school, etc?

[buuski]

@oiramldx

you're a dumbass.

[oiramldx]

@buuski thanks sweetie <3

Do you wanna cuddle? =3

[RamSama]

song?

[ItzPkJoHn]

most of these are true...

oh well :I

[wetowels]

Due today? Do today.

[flashinmahcash]

i can relate...

[Zeldakitteh]

I came here from the penguin, and I feel better about myself now.

[CowWhiskerrs]

Song name please.....

[AHarmlessBlackMan]

who sampled this song in the background I know I've heard it before.

sounds like an MF doom sample

[deidara8243]

what's the name of this song?

[Supercowsftw]

sit laughing at frogs

Relate with everything they say

[tnauman]

What is the music in the background?

[MyUsername156]

1.21

I hope nobody actually does that

[andreadiane1998]

guess on a test and look around to see if anyone else has their head up looking around, so your comfortable that your not the only one failing.

[MetalzShredah550]

Look at FBF pics

"It's like a checklist!"

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

middle of watching hard to find porn and phone rings.

god fucking damnit

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

look in cupboards.

nothing but ramen and chef boyardee cups

[blueaxial]

Marry me Bachelor Frog!!

[IRollBlunts187]

What song is this?

[Satsujinsa]

Almost all these apply to me, ya know, minus the cum and weed ones. (Is it wrong that I'm a girl?)

[JustinAilyn]

@Satsujinsa Rule 29.

[ShuYinOnTheWay]

@Satsujinsa It's good to have 15 dead babies lying around.

[FMMML]

@Satsujinsa hahahaahahahaha a bit :)

[Miikalee]

doorbell rings.

[JackMcK123]

This made me happy after watching depression dog:)

[L2kite]

The music fits fuckign perfect!

[tacomanfan344]

Poor Cereal

No Milk

[Satsujinsa]

@tacomanfan344 POUR cereal.

[tacomanfan344]

*CoughGRAMMARNAZI*

[dacptn]

fuck me, im socially awkward penguin and bachelor frog put together!

[HiveDes]

@dacptn you and me both dude

[kmathisk]

ex-girlfriend happy with new strong boyfriend

sit at home in the dark laughing at frogs on the internet

[cavalcadeoffun]

@kmathisk

umm thats like a bit depressing... or whatever....

[kmathisk]

@cavalcadeoffun well it's still pretty funny. this is bachelor frog's lifestyle :(

[SRNF]

@cavalcadeoffun he means you lol

[pineapplesRyummie]

@kmathisk HAHAHA it's funny cause it's true!........:(

[andreadiane1998]

@kmathisk I FEEL YOU MAN I FEEL YOU.

[Indubitabil02]

LOLOLOL

[PrettyBoyFalco]

The frog is my hero!

[wannabeair007]

this is so me. and im not even a man!

[Redknight345]

This frog inspires me.

[ann03071874]

Jesus, for some reason this meme makes me laugh my bollocks off!

[evenmorebetter]

Hahaha beard thing is so true. The rationalization, not the girls liking beards. That's kind of also true though.

[beamalee]

Excellent selection. And the elevator music makes it.

[Scarfy397]

Gawd, I wonder wht his house must be like.

[snowyalbino130]

Spill drink on floor. Moonwalk over it with towels/socks, the rest will evaporate.

[TSCxSS]

What font is that called?

[NickieisaMagicBunny]

oh my gosh im a 13 year old girl and this defines my life

[Hutcarlingos]

Open fridge, Coca-cola bottle is full. Get happy.

[PhluXx1]

Drag mud into the house. Rub it into the carpet with you foot.

[MultiSammich]

Shit in the shower. Stomp it down the drain.

[dacptn]

@MultiSammich hahahahahah holly shit! haha

[cavalcadeoffun]

@oooCTooo

McFarland up in this mothafucka

[zenophas]

Out of toilet paper. Use your cat.

[demigodFUDO]

both the phone rings are very common in my life, from 12pm to 12am silent, from 12am to pm I just stare at it.

[MrThePandaman]

TV show sucks

Continue watching

[WhatsHerFace2468]

The Game.

[nekonaru16]

@WhatsHerFace2468 Fuck you sir.

[WhatsHerFace2468]

@nekonaru16 I am a ma'am, hense WhatsHERFace <3

[nekonaru16]

@WhatsHerFace2468 Point taken, well played.

[WhatsHerFace2468]

@nekonaru16 Also The Game.

[04carrolld]

lol nearly everything he said was so true

[BarryMcCawkiner]

If Bachelor Frog has a theme song, this is it. Find it interesting that the only way you can find this song on youtube is if Bachelor Frog shares it with you. We all love you, man.

[BarryMcCawkiner]

feel bad for not doing anything with life

fap

doorbell rings

sit perfectly still

wear same underwear for days

holds good memories

[marcoooootje1]

lol i guess im more like the socially awkward penguin after all!

[rawketlawnchair1]

This is accurate to the 99.99% of my existance

[snipe3d3]

id say 98% of this describes my life.

[SuperiorHawke]

Study

While taking a shit

[therealsuperhobo]

This can be summed up in one word.

Efficiency.

[Blade8745]

My roommates life in a nutshell D:

[micshaz]

this is literally story of my life

[Sajuek]

Story of my life :(

[PeterDivine]

This brought some disturbing similarities of my own current life to mind.

[KHR0M3x]

everyone on 4chan is either a pedo/fag, that is all.

[SpencerIves]

ANY PROBLEM IS TOMORROW'S PROBLEM

Amen, motherfucker.

[Smurfhat]

MY LIFE.

[HamsterFueledRocket]

OP IS A FAGGOT

[Gunriffun9mm]

I'm so freaking hungry!

[TheEvilCheesecake]

i died a little inside as i realised that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS TRUE ABOUT ME.

[carlosarias1]

me two, hahahaha

[ThatMexikan]

@TheEvilCheesecake XD

[telesniper2]

wow, remind me not to sit on the sofa then

[daizengarmx]

cat shit on the floor, i ll get it later.

i loled, Man, that line made good my shitty day.

Thanks.

[SuperPootieTang]

Answer Phone, continue masturbating

[RussellReyes]

i just pulled my pants all the way down to pee....and it DID feel good mannn!

[tuggernuts6432]

Turd takes five times to flush.

YOUR PROUDEST MOMENT.

[JODQ11]

Cum and don't change boxers in days

Just spray some Axe Dark Temptation

Yeah.

[afropunkx]

@JODQ11 awesome...

[LamentOfInnocence1]

This is what /b/ does to you.

[KrystalKlear20]

Ugh so this explains my ex's behavior -__-

[MParseface38]

being a student myself, these aspects remind me of daily life.

[UltraPenguinx3]

@MParseface38 even masturbating while on the phone? O-O

[MParseface38]

@UltraPenguinx3

everything except of this one :D

[Benji0Sama]

@MParseface38

I was about to post the same thing.

[alex2143]

@MParseface38 *sigh* too damn true... Ah, good times.

[TheGoIsWin21]

Ah... the good ol' sniff test...

Never fails, indeed.

[novalaw]

whats that music?

[cavalcadeoffun]

@novalaw

gary mcfarland - my cherie amour

[degenexo]

So many of these hit home... so many.

Damnit, /b/. Just... fuck.

[andywilson92]

whats this music???

[xXW4RH3ROXx]

lol story of my life :)

[originalanthraxtony]

laundry sniff test is win everytime (except when forget wipe cum on back of shirt)

answer phone continue fapping

peeing in bottles to avoid leaving the computer (even though its a laptop and i bring it with me to shit)

wiping ejaculate on all manner of familys furniture

damnit /b/ you've been spying on me again havent you!

[Betillo555]

Spot on... spot on :D

[RussoSerb]

Blast it with piss!

[Catastrophe9001]

Cool story bro.

[logwind]

Music is perfect here!

[blackhorror12]

Blast it with piss !

[StillOutandAboutTown]

Blast it with piss

[Cakerolled]

Blast it with piss.

[cavalcadeoffun]

sorry for the violation of rule 1 and 2.

corrected.

[TheRealJawnz]

4Chan is one thing. /b/ is another.

[ProminenceProdian]

@cavalcadeoffun Only applies to raids, asshole.

[cavalcadeoffun]

@ProminenceProdian

what the fuck man :/

[RambleFest09]

@ProminenceProdian Only thing worse than knowing the rules of /b/ is correcting people on the rules of /b/.

[KingTwili]

@odst121

Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids. Although it would be nice to stop the inflow of faggotry.

[gillece]

@KingTwili

Where in the rules does it say it only applies in raids?

It's to keep out the faggotry, which there's already enough faggots because someone came up with "only applies during raids"

[IttyBittyAnon]

Feels good man.