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  • I scratched my laptop screen in an attempt to scratch off the dot in the center. Thanks game.

  • I ment wat the monster says?

  • Hmmmm isn't "is that yooouuu my love?" The thing that appears in the justine DLC?

  • THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET COCKY

  • muh muh muh..........

    

  • A choir is not just a group of singers, but its also a place in a church cathedral as well (lol thank you wikipedia). Yeah it didn't make sense to me either at first

  • 13:04 READ IT THAT IS FUCKING WHAT SHE SAID

  • Well jesse just defied the game. You've heard of reverse physcalagy (I can't spell, sue me) right, well ever heard of reverse roles?

    Monster: 'I'm freaking out so much right now. F this game in the A'

    Shadows: 'I think I heard something'

    Monster: 'Shut up shadows'

    Scary music begins play

    Monster: 'OH WHAT THE F@#K IS THAT!'

    Jesse: 'I'm Jesse, I'm gonna getcha'

    Monster: '........Not today bitch' Kill's Jesse

    ...Well...it had to end at some point.

  • i knew he was going to die

  • Study for my finals?

    Nope, watch Jesse shit his pants

  • lol while watching this i was playing xbox to try not to piss myself, and at 16:11 when he says "ok creeperr?" i pause my game and click to ventrilo to see who was talking to me... took me 5 minutes to realize it was jesse talking about the game XD

  • I like how he ran pass an orb that was on one of the horizontal beam ........maybe it was a torch lol

  • dont be a HATER ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • i asked my mum for a sanwich, she said FUS DO RAH

  • @cybergem10 And what the fuck does that have to do with this video?

  • The way this game is scary because its not pop ups, youknow when the monster is going to come in pop up games, thi is the scariest game of all time

  • The girls are trying to help out the starved guy the only way they know how, sandwiches ...

    -snigger-

    ... Ahhh sexist jokes, how long its been

  • I think what makes the game scary is the noises and the ambience... :">

  • Well... It sure was hilarious ;))

  • the answer is simple, the monster fell off the edge :)

  • "Roomazah!" Who ever said that, you are adorable.

  • hahahaha first time fail

  • Maybe the castle is build on a hill and the basments go down the side of it so windows are avalible.

  • "you still screamed." Hey, leave Jesse alone. I'd scream too if someone dragged an enormous blade through my chest. At least he's got the balls to go pick a fight with the monsters, this game scares me too much.

  • LOLOL, Zombie oneshotted him. Must be an elite.

  • 03:30

    

  • Didnt know she has a computer in the kitchen.

  • anyone else notice the sexual innuendos in the mini stories? 13:03

  • 13:00 ....read

  • When you look in one direction (like last vid) and you cant see anything, but your sanity is drasticly decreasing, LOOK AWAY!!! I was almost pulling my hair out just watchin you sit there letting ur sanity drain away D:

  • 13:17 WTF?!?! Weren't they like 4 floors down underground, and now suddenly the sun is shinning through the windows? -.-

  • At 6:00 one of the girl was having an orgasm.

  • Jesse, don't throw stuff at the monsters, it will piss them off and make them go FASTER!

  • " He looks fucking hungry !" XD 11:43

  • So close Jesse

  • 5:45 best part it was smart and said NOPE NOT THIS TIME BITCH :D

  • I call hax :b

  • Jessy dont need hammers to kill the monsters, all he needs is sparta holes :P --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • 1:32 ...hmm... good advice

  • Jesse, I think you've said something about being able to pick up and throw stuff but not fight monsters in every single video...

  • Headshot stuns monsters <3

  • @Shushyourannoying yeast infection might want to get help with that or you'll never have a girlfriend kids and you will pretty much smell yeasted cum forever

  • Jesse should play the Justine Expansion.

  • @TheAnonymouslyknown Isn't that what he did for the holloween special?

  • @TheAnonymouslyknown Sorry, I didn't get time to watch this so I am watching this whole series then going to watch the special.

  • @TheAnonymouslyknown or the one that they made a my little pony parody of the guys,where he yells IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU CUNT!

  • 12:42 family guy :)

  • Been on this channel since you where getting 1000 views on each vid, still love it.

  • favorite episode yet =D --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • You'll notice that many places in these last few areas are named after areas in a cathedral.

  • In this case, the choir is actually part of the architecture of a cathedral. Here's what it says on Wikipedia:

    Architecturally, the choir is the area of a church or cathedral, usually in the western part of the chancel between the nave and the sanctuary (which houses the altar). The choir is occasionally located in the eastern part of the nave. In some monastic churches the choir occupies the western end of the nave and thus counterbalances the chancel and sanctuary.

  • @Saturnliveson Why yes, it did sound rather dirty :D

  • That hammer...

    Since when does Thor lose his goddamn hammer?!

  • @Daiwiz I CAST YOU OUT!

  • Release the next video in the amnesia series!! :)

  • Thoes circles on the ground ARE NOT satanic -_- i swear the ignorance of some people

  • @SpadeAlchemistify now I don't know much about satanic rituals (me and about 99% of the world i'm guessing), but you can't really blame him with the genre of this game.

  • @megasam10000 Symbols like that are used in wicca that is not satanic.. Alchemy... and some other religious uses.

  • @SpadeAlchemistify now i know.

  • @megasam10000 It's a pentagram. They're not satanic, they represent the elements. It also represents the Spirit over the elements. :o

  • @BlakOktobure Inverted Pentagrams are considered Satanic cause they are matter over spirit, on the other hand :P

  • @Daiwiz Yes! Though, it also depends. Some people, like certain Wiccans. Don't consider the inverted Pentagram, Satanic. Usually it'd be like, Inverted = For Invoking, and a regular Pentagram for Evoking. :p

  • @SpadeAlchemistify what was ignorant about it?

  • @pongrocks12 just cause they look like they did automatically assuming their satanic

  • @SpadeAlchemistify ok well why is that offensive to anyone or something to be mad about? i kinda thought they looked satanic too.

  • Did anyone else hear a voice say "give that back" like right near the end when he opened the door?

  • Great picture at the beginning haha

  • the 3 rooms downstairs is where they tortured the victums i hope youre ready for that jesse lol

  • @VallaroMedia I wouldn't say that they annoy me it just makes me lose faith in humanity that sometimes these people are grown adults or 14 years old. I mean were they raised by getting what they want?

  • You're not really required to help him. Helping him gives you the option for one of several endings.

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou Thumbwhore

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou hes probly already finished the game just uploading the episodes

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou i've tried that and i've learned this it pisses it off and also gives it a short sprint afterwards >.>

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou It's useless. They get faster.

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou And after that they rage and chase you faster ;)

  • @RoDziLLA39 Oh geez, really? I didn't notice xD

    And you could always pick up another chair x3

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou U NO UNDERSTAND ;( no one knows what its like to have a fappy jaw ;(

  • @RoDziLLA39 I'm sorry if I offended your jaw. I think your jaw is very attractive. LOL

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou He tries this every single time actually :)

  • @SpasticScherzo True, but he usually fails terribly x3

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou don't like this shit and help him out, if he starts getting good at this game and start beating up monster then where's the fun in the video?

  • @Kritickos Aha! True enough, I never thought of that xD

  • @Canadiangirllovesyou Ya it would stumble it, but it will sprint after it recovers.

  • did anyone see what it said at the end the Amnesia drink and agian later?

  • Black eagle = Prussia.

  • I like how he squealed in terror AFTER his death..... audio desync?

  • I can't believe the top comments. You can only think something like that with a dirty mind.

  • Oh my god dream works made a old spice guy reffrence

  • @6:00

    :O

  • 5:40 You're right Jessie. Hilarrious.

    

  • *Oh Shit, WAH!* new ringtone :3

  • @VallaroMedia Yeah I like to watch them as well but I hate how 80% of the fanbase are impatient 5 year olds.

  • GAAAAH! How does that make any sense?! You're in the sub-sub-sub basement, probably hundreds of feet under ground from all the stairs and falls and the elevator and there are WINDOWS?!

  • @KornwallisTV WITCHCRAFT!

  • @KornwallisTV Easy. The castle is located on a giant mountain, yeah? So as you go down into the castle, you're also going down the mountain. If the castle is built around the mountain, then you'd be able to have windows as you went down.

  • @MrFlyingAmoeba Or it's just the "Shadow" messing with the characters mind?

  • @KornwallisTV How do you know that he didn't start at the very top of the castle?

  • @KornwallisTV well isnt the castle on top of a mountain?

  • @KornwallisTV You really don't have time to question it when a couple of "Happy face men" are chasing you down a corridor, But you do have a point...,

  • Jesse watch how to kill a monster ammesia, then u shall kill them like a beast

  • F****CK!! its always so fast.. next episode pls

  • did u just heard a voice when he was going down the stairs : COME BACK!...come it scared the shit out of me O.o

  • @TanyTatyLote Yeah i heard it 2, creepy.

  • @bowzer97 talking about life, you have no life if you see such videos..... :)

  • @ohio007

    dumbest theory ever. someone might be going out every night to be with friends/partying, they might have fucked 7 bitches lifetime, but if they watch a few gaming video series their officially a no-life? lol..

  • i laughed my ass of when jesse tryed to kill the second monster and died xD!

  • @bowzer97 you said it!!!!

  • my ass is getting cooked

  • ehy do you play ths crap?

  • @RUMMACHINE The #1 most requested video series of all time is here. You begged Jesse to play Amnesia The Dark Descent. "Why do they hate me so much?" - Jesse

  • SHUT UP PRUNE JUICE DRINK YO GRANMA

  • Wooo new episode! Shit I wont sleep tonight!

  • 17:45 to 17:48 is it just me.. or is there something else there? when jesse quickly looks around?

  • why do jesse remind me of Peter Griffin? :D

  • Monster was all like: You may have thrown me down a hole but I'll get that hug Jesse, I'll get that hug x

  • ehrh.. how could he miss the green orb?:P

    

  • Wheres that son of a bitch.. his there... OMG WHERE

  • friggin' finally

  • The text at 13:04 can easily be misunderstood...

  • @Majskolvenz I thought it was intentional...

  • @Majskolvenz Hahahahahahahha

  • @Majskolvenz OMG, thanks for that, now i can't get the image of Daniel and Alexander doing nasty stuff out of my head xD

  • @Majskolvenz LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL!!! DUDE THAT IS HILARIOUS!

  • moarrrrrrrrrrrr

  • 3 strings + 3 sticks = bow

  • @bowzer97 I WAS THINKING THE SAME! XD

  • isit just me or did the picture move and then go give them back ?

  • @Policeman682 That was Daniel saying 'give them back'. And the pictures of Alexander change if your sanity lowers too much.

  • @bowzer97 what is SOI?

  • @vlamer12 the shadow of ipreal or something, its an big minecraft custom map i think, that is made to be an adventure, the yogscast play it currently

  • @judohid LOL its Shadow of israphel and its not a custom map...

  • @judohid The yogscast made it and it is a series that fanboys foam at the mouth for,

  • Monster: This time im going on da pillar WITH yo ass... err.. i mean, "Braaaaaaiiinnsss" urr... "Blooooodd"

  • oh jesse! you make me smile so hard!

  • @EngimaSyn holy CRAP I read that wrong.

  • ::beggining of the video::

    GO FIND ANOTHER ONE !

  • God I love how Gears3 is the ad on all the videos I watch. <3

    Love you too Jesse, haha.

  • @bowzer97 Shiiiiiiit man, if it wasn't for your comment I wouldn't have even noticed the new SoI in my Sub box :D

  • @Zoran54321 SoL?

  • @Zangelin It's quite stupid that a small L (l) and a capital i (I) look the fucking same.

    I was referring to "Shadow if Israphel", with an i

  • @Zoran54321 ah ok! well yeah it is quite stupid that it looks the darn same

  • jesse:* screams like a little girl "OH SHIT"

    me: lmfao

  • @bowzer97 Yes i hear you buddy, I too agree that my day is complete i got to watch Jesse plays Amnesia the dark desent and the same time I finally got to watch Shadow of Israphel episode 31, even I could not believe my dreams would come true, best day ever friend best day ever!!!

  • Oh i laughed so hard when jesse screamed like a girl trying to kill that monster

  • I bet Both of those girls are nasty.

    

  • @nateedubs But there's 3 of them :o

  • @nateedubs Actually, there all rather cute!

  • @nateedubs go to 6:00

  • Terrible = bad

    Horrific = bad

    Terrific = good?

  • What's the name of the song that Jesse was humming at 3:30?

  • Guys, shut up about wanting him to choose a certain ending, there's a reason it's called "spoilers"

  • omg screaming like a little girl that if funny as hell

  • 5:55 Captain! They've adapted!

  • *Art history powers Activate!* Choir, Nave, and Transept are all rooms/areas of architecture. i ran into them mostly with cathedrals, and other giant buildings, that aren't haunted. Where you are was obviously built by a psycho. :)

  • @MegaraNoelle Yep, you are correct, specifically the Choire, Nave, Trancept, and the Chancel (which Jessie hasn't gotten to yet) are areas of a traditional cross-shaped Church, the Nave being the entrance hall, the Choire and Trancept the two 'arms' of the cross, and the Chancel being the area at the 'top' of the cross where the Altar is located. Alexander has his rituals and torture in a giant underground church. Absolutely lovely.

  • @DenarianLord Something just seems wrong with Alexander for doing all this in a church. A church that looks like it had some Amazing architecture and design. I feel bad for the church. *wipes tear*

  • @MegaraNoelle It isn't a church. Alexander is a prussian noble, not a clergyman. It's his castle.

  • @P4r4D0x1Ty You don't have to be a clergyman to have a church/cathedral in/attached to your castle. I was aware that he was a noble, I do watch the videos, you just obviously don't read all of my comments. :}

  • Monster said "Not this time Jesse ill kill you before you reach the ledge"

    Jesse gose "ლ(ಠ益ಠლ"

    Monster strikes once and Jesse dies

  • Best scream like a girl from Jesse EVER xD

  • I LOVE the torture stuff, that fact it's included into this makes my day.

  • Am i crazy or did the painting blink at 14:48?

  • @Lawldudz well the problem is there is a chance you can get a debuff after using Balls of Steel, pussy ass bitch which decreases courage by 50% and increases voice pitch by 90%

  • epic fail is epic 5:44