Funny Yo Mama Jokes Part 2

[eub3072]

And also just because you say not be racist in front of things doesen't mean its not racist you fucking cunt

[eub3072]

#3 isn't even a yo mama joke, fuck this I'm out

[MrPokemonfannumber1]

yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car XD

[225ozone]

Yo mamma so harry that when you came out u got a rugburn

[225ozone]

yo mamma so fat whenshe walked pastthe tv i missed the superbowl

[225ozone]

Yo mamma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals with crackers

[skyladog2]

yo mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it

[goldenclubpenguin]

your moma's so stupi, she went to the doctor and he said sorry i cant fix dis disease!

[goldenclubpenguin]

your moma so old, that when she turned around she saw God

[goldenclubpenguin]

your moma so stupid, when she put a penny in the sewer she thought it was moving day!

[goldenclubpenguin]

Your moma so white and sparkly, In the winter a dog came and said oh this is a great spot and peed on her!

[asia321999]

yo mama so fat she tripped over k-mart then wall-mart then fell on target

[eub3072]

@asia321999 That was on the first one fucktard

[asia321999]

@eub3072 shut up motherfucker

[eub3072]

@asia321999 Dont have to bitch

[asia321999]

@eub3072 go fuck yourself mother fucking bitch nigger

[baseballwahoos]

yo momma so fat when she stepped onto the bathroom scale it said"TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!

[TheDesertNinjaX]

yo momma so stupid she walked in to wall greens and said these walls are not green

[cookieLOVE8D]

im black so this is ok lmao XD- Yo mama is so black, when you try to shoot her the bullet comes back and says " gimme a flashlight"

[12kakasim]

lady gaga song is old

[enrique4086]

subscribe me if this is funny

yo mama is soo stupid she put a paper bag on top of the TV and said im watching paper view.

yo mama is so stupid she put makeup in her forehead 2 make up her mind

[mng98]

yo mama is so fat that whenever she sat on the toilet the tiolet started to sing abcd get yo fatass off me

[NinjaMonkey2752]

Yo mama so stupid that the dog walked her!

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you, "What's the number for 911?"

[MegaOrlando07]

Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[27OrlandoEsp]

yo mama so fat when she went to china everybody screamed "TSUNAMI!!!"

yo mama so stupid she tried to blow out a light bulb

yo mama so ugly she make unions cry

[whiteboy43va]

xD sorry i kept remembering more jokes...

[whiteboy43va]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I HAVE THE POWER! and yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out. and yo mama so fat when she put a yellow dress on people started to yell TAXI. and yo mama so fat when she takes a ride she has to have a sign that says caution wide load. and yo mama so fat when she steped on the bath room scale and it said her phone number. and yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.

[whiteboy43va]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I HAVE THE POWER! and yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out. and yo mama so fat when she put a yellow dress on people started to yell TAXI. and yo mama so fat when she takes a ride she has to have a sign that says caution wide load.

[whiteboy43va]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said I HAVE THE POWA! and your mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out... ^.^

[whiteboy43va]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said I HAVE THE POWA!

[jessebob101]

yo mamma is so old i told her to act her own age and she died

[SODMG313]

NON races- Why didnt black people celibrate THANKSGIVING? becuz KFC waz closed

[stanni111]

yo mamma so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit

[iguanalover567]

yo mama so fat when she jumps into the ocean the whales start singing we are family! even though your bigger than me!

[multipman123]

yo mama so fat last crhistmas i took a picture of her and its still printing

[lovgurlsxy]

yo mamma so black that when i shot her the bullet came back for a flashlight

[XPACMARINE]

yo mama so fat when she wear a red dress the kids yelled hey kool aid man yo mama so fat she went to sea world al the whales sing we are family even know ur fater then me

[019fgq]

your mom so fat she sold her car for gas money

[GamerXD3000]

@019fgq shes so fat she sold her car for gas?????? isnt it yo mama so STUPID??

[whiteboy43va]

its ur mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. oh ur so stupid u got that joke wrong...

[slim0128]

your moms so fat, when we had sex i had to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot

[graetestwarrior98]

yo momma so fat that she weighs um um um lose some wait bitch

[taytay122010]

that one bout black ppl wasnt funny deserved no stars

[graetestwarrior98]

yo momma so black that when the cops shot her at night the bullets said whered she go?

[bballwiz72]

got a good one ok so yo stupid whena schoolbus ful of white kids came by she said "chase that twinkie". lolz

[harryandryTV]

ure moms so fat she jumped and got stuck

[cortex3001]

1.Your mama is so hairy that when she went to the starwars convension people thought that she was chubaka !!!

2.Your mum is so dum she sat on the tv to watch the couch !

[SkaterJacob14]

Your momma ugly that bob the builder said I can't fix that

[walllable]

YOU MOM IS SO STUPID SHE PLAYED A GAMEBOY WITH NO BATTERIES

[ustupidirule70]

herees a rlly good insult:: Accidents happen, your a living proof.

[sahaari15]

there r 3 guys in a boat stranded in an ocean and thr is a blak/mexican/and wite guy the wite guy plls out a beer and takes a sip and throw it n water the blak guy ask y u do dat wite man says i gt plenty of' them where im from then the wite guy takes a cigar and lights it and throws it in water the mexican ask y u do dat wite man say i got plnty thn the wite man piks up blak man and throws hm n water and mexican ask y u do dat white say i got too many of'em where im from

[fibber25b]

ur mommas so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[bluburrypie120]

ur mommmas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdofs. GIMME SOME KETCHUP!

[misterucantcme54]

yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light he told her to move her big fat butt over

[GuitarHeroMaster9786]

i dont get the 2nd one

[Abnormalproductions2]

I'm would subscribe because the jokes are funny but i can't because of the song choice...you gotta be smarter than that man.

[johnsbride]

yomoma so ugly it made dirt look clean

[superstarboi101]

Yo Momma so hairy it made chewbacca shave

[BlakouTT100]

yo mammas so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street i said yo wat u doin she said im movin!

[thebrainfart92]

yo mamma is so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

[wweskateboarding]

yo mammas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade

[thezoo337]

yo mamma so fat she got STUCK IN TIME

[moshimonster33]

Flippy i got a joke:yo mama so poor i asked if i go to the bathroom she said yes she gave me 2 sticks i said what r the sticks for?she said one for holding up the roof the other to fight the cockroaches

[Ivanv714]

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped on the trampoline and came back down..she went straight down to hell!xD

[IRPVULTURE]

Yo mama so tall that when she did a backflip she accedently kicked jezus in the back of the head

[titiiamhere]

my friend sayz a white man shot a black man(at night) and the bullet came back askin 4 a flash light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noobyguy12]

yo mamas so ugly that she has an afro on her tity

[TheKutinaMan]

you dont make sense try again faggot

[chickenpieawesome]

oo i got one i think i made it up but mabye someone else already did

yo momma's so fat, she uses a hool-a-hoop as a ring

[GBNFxXWeaPonsXx]

Yo mama so stupid she looked at her bills and she thought she was rich.

And my other one, your moma so fat Sharen asked her where Pluto was

Sharen is Pluto's moon if you didnt know BTW

[americangirl1325]

your mamas so fat that when she wore a green dress, everyone started putting christmas ornaments on her

[renegade5781]

yo mama so poor i saw her kikin a can down the sidewalk and asked wat she was doin she said movin

[klassykassy86]

yo moma's so fat dora couldn't explore her

[scarfaceboyisback]

yo mama is so fat when she sat on my xbox360 it lowerd numbers and yo mama is so fat when she put on guess jeans the awnser poped out im only 10

1 more yo mama is so stupid when i seen her on the streets instead of asking for money the sign said please take my money

[coachangry]

yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn

[Rosalina1ful]

poker face as music <3 it i love lady gaga!

[steviecleric]

Yo mamma was so fat, that when she on a gamecube,it turned into a game-boy?

[ThePlayahata001]

yo mama so fat wen she said let there be light jesus said move

[trey0121]

yo mma so fat her cereal bowl come wit a life gaued

[americangirl1325]

haha good 1

[ElevenmaddenNed]

yo mamas so stupid she twer a rock at the ground and MISSED

[ElevenmaddenNed]

ur mamas so fat she went to the whail exibit and the wails wispered " how did u get out?"

[oscarcenteno13]

yo mama is so fat her social sicarty number is her weight number

[DeathOwl7x]

yo moma so nasty i went 2 ur house and asked 2 use the bathroom and she said third bucket on the left..

[RIPbrianjohnson]

yo momma got one ear saying she wants to hear both side of the story

[masterbubbleman]

yo mama so fat when she went on a elvater it said ma

x weight to much or when she pressesd the up botton she WENT DOWNZ!

[darkmage4357]

yo mamas so fat she hula hooped the super bowl.

[fyihannah]

yo momma so stupid she put newspaper on the tv and called it paperveiw :D

[GBNFxXWeaPonsXx]

that was good!

[DashThroughK]

yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!

[SwaggaLikeMwa]

u mama so nasty i went to ur house i asked wats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

[wwethomas2008]

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said"sorry one at a time!"

Yo mama's so fat the a whole year passes when she turned around!

Yo mama's so fat she made jabba the hutt say dammnn!

Yo mama's so fat she makes Fat Albert look skinny!

Yo mama's soo fat that when Fat Albert saw her he said"AHHH DONT SIT ON ME OR I'LL DIE!

[Kharding66]

yo mommas so old and emotional and fat, they used boats as rivers on her wrinkles?!?!

im a BAD jker

:)

[Gilly72540]

I got a hilarious one :D

Yo mama's butt was so big that it caused global warming and the EPA had to evacuate everyone from the whole state. o-o xD

[tyxrimp7]

yo moma so fat she had her own time zone

yo moma so fat she made the grand canyon look like an ant

HAHA plzz put on ur vid pt 3!!!

[clomo0809070604]

yo momma so short that when she stepped off the curb she committed suicide / yo momma so short she had to take sky diving lessons to get into the bathtub!!!!! ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha h aha aha ha aha ha haha

[kk8781]

yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toilet it sang: a,b,c,d,e,f,g get yo fat ass off of me!

[bizzieballin]

yo mamma is a real all around person

it just takes a while to get all the way around her

[mycrazylife1928]

your mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

ooooo

[bizzieballin]

yo mama is so stupid she thought tupac shakur was a jewish dance

[kittahkatluv]

i wanna be in the net one..heres mine ....yo mommas so old she was a waitress at the last supper

[darkelfproductions]

yo mommas so fat the national weather services give a name to each 1 of her fats

top that

[kzam777]

yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judge said sorry no profesionals wat now

[kzam777]

yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch ohhhhhhhhh!

[skatetaker]

yo mama so fat she got the MVC award at mcdonalds ( most valuable customer)

[gamergeek67]

i got one not to be racsist but yo mama is so black the teacher marked her absent at night school

[Bailey564]

yea mamas so fat she read the scale and it said "Fat ass"

[battlereaper1997]

this is meeeeeeeee yah i got a shout out yyyyah

[goldrobin5]

yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish

yo mama so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff!!

[goldrobin5]

hey thanks for puttin me in:P

[flippyhicp]

No prob!

[goldrobin5]

am i gonna be on the next one?

[randyeli]

yo mamas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes lollzz