@realladygagaland It happens all the time.... Lots of people deliever babies in cabs... That's why it's good to have some basic knowledge on labour and birth, in case you're ever needed
@MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 um is that a trick question???? because prostitutes is a word, it just replaces a word, its not like she made that word up and added it in
@bumbellee No, for it to auto correct, it has to be in your phone's history. She had texted the word prostitute before and Jigglypuff wanted to know why it was there.
Ellen, my 2 friends as so stupid I had to share this courtney: hey we should bang tonight :p Taylor:um what? Courtney: bang Courtney: BANG Courtney: HANGING Taylor:hahahaha Courtney: god dough Taylor: what? Courtney: ugh i hate auto cucumber Courtney: cucumber* Courtney: correct!! Taylor: hahaha fail Please put this on your show, my idiot friends and i would enjoy this!!! thank you so much
i was taking a drink of water when all of a sudden, they say at 1:25 that he snacks on prostitute.
so .. i choked and pitted it all out!
TheBeautyNerdz 3 hours ago
Ellen: "OMG wow a boy or girl"
Me: *drinks water*
Ellen: Gorilla
Me: *water everywhere*
tictackitkat13 6 hours ago 7
can someone tell me what is Pringle ? cant find it enywhere
Arkinko1 6 hours ago
@Arkinko1 A pringle is a type of potato chip.
sophrulz101 6 hours ago
Gorilla *dead*
Sanah7Star 7 hours ago
Gorilla
AndreProductionVideo 18 hours ago
Who delivers a baby in a cab?!
glampie155 18 hours ago in playlist auto correct
@glampie155 my friend Alex was born in a cab on the way to the hospital! :D
TruthSoulArmorGirl 18 hours ago
omg this is my fav segment
hottiepuppy 23 hours ago
I had a gorilla in a cab!
TwilightPrincessMe 1 day ago
OMG look at the girl in the left corner at 2:12!! sooo creeepy
Cohaand 1 day ago 9
" Gorilla" HAHAH...
FrezzyHD 1 day ago
how did OVERTIME turn to PLAYBOY ?, the spelling is not even close, still funny though
atph120890 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
I love the burgular text! I was LMAO!
YukinaMadumShinhama 1 day ago
haahahah, cant stop laughin xD
CatherineLovezJB 1 day ago
i need more of them!
kekeybow 1 day ago
Liked the,one of the gorilla haha :D
luuvliife 1 day ago
WATCH MY DANCE DARE!!!!
phivdo 1 day ago
Oh Autocorrect... this is why we have this love/hate relationship
RenesmeeTheWerepire 1 day ago
one of the texts sounded like kathy griffin and her mom
demilovatofaith 1 day ago
Haha, i died when Ellen quietly says "Gorilla" xdd
LoveAliciaful 2 days ago
person 1:devoured a baby in a cab
person 2:you what!?
lol
person 1:delivered
person 2:oh boy or girl
person 1:gorilla i mean girl
onlollypop 2 days ago 6
lol
pringles
not prostituties
onlollypop 2 days ago
Devouring a baby gorilla in a cab....wow what a day! ;)
ellieee2911 3 days ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy 2
I think i just died laughing
mymusicfirefly 3 days ago
ellen made it way more hilarious with her tone of reading
mindlost0110 3 days ago 49
"wait until your father hears about this" OMG am I the only one who thinks about draco malfoy from harry potter every time I watch the video?? :P
nanaflute4ever 3 days ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
do people know they can turn off autocorrect?..
143CodySimpson234 3 days ago
@4UUR exactlly!!
lishaloo19 3 days ago
how do you dislike this video? what is there to dislike it?
4UUR 4 days ago
@4UUR haha i thought you were asking because you wanted to dislike it and I got really mad... and theeen i kept on reading haha
hannahluves2dnce 3 days ago
omg laugh my butt off love the show
TheLuckythirt3en 4 days ago
I delivered a baby in a cab
Oh wow boy or girl?
Gorilla.
XDDDD
AmyBieber2012 4 days ago
yeah we all know when we deliver a gorilla in a cab
CrabbyVidsByTiger 4 days ago
Gorilla! LMAO!!!
Arlon71 4 days ago
what's wrong with snacking on prostitutes?
Anakin8529 4 days ago
- Boy or girl?
- Gorilla.
Haha, it's the way Ellen reads the text-messages that make them so darn funny!
ChristerKassar 4 days ago 5
im watching ellen right now.
theschubbe8422 5 days ago
2:03 Ya! Wait until lucius hears about this- ... wait... what?! ... wrong video ^^'
Friedolienchen 5 days ago
Gorilla
GIRL!
hahha i just died!
AlesanaLoverxx33 5 days ago
I feed on prostitues! LOL
MrBlackopsfreak123 5 days ago
2:20 I LOST IT!!!
theYazzy223 5 days ago
OH MY GOODNESS!
I devoured a baby gorilla!! XD
You're awesome, Ellen :-)
247webgirl 5 days ago
I'm a gorilla!!
MimiisWierd007 6 days ago 2
GORILLA !!
XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX 6 days ago
how does a phone get playboy instead of overtime o_O
cloverofficialleader 6 days ago 4
am I the only one to think it's crazy already that she delivered a baby in a cab -.-??
realladygagaland 6 days ago 129
@realladygagaland It was probably a doctor
Fabulousclubkid 4 days ago
@realladygagaland Not if you live in NY
sushinaaah 2 days ago
@realladygagaland Well, maybe she was on her way to the hospital in the cab, but didn't get there in time, so she had to deliver it while in the cab.
MrAm246 2 days ago
@realladygagaland It happens all the time.... Lots of people deliever babies in cabs... That's why it's good to have some basic knowledge on labour and birth, in case you're ever needed
cosmobabae2009 1 day ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
Daughter:mom...come get me! A blue penis exploded in my mouth from me chewing on it! Mom: WHAT WHOS WHEN WHY?!! Daughter:.pen a blue PEN! LMFAO!!!
ScottyMcmine 6 days ago in playlist Ellen's Got Clumsy Thumbsy
My stomach hurts!! xD
TheLegoFan1 6 days ago
Gorilla. LOL I died.
iElectricStatic 6 days ago 2
Was that Sharni Vinson?
DarZile 6 days ago
The first one was the same person twice O.o
youmakemelaugh99 6 days ago
I read the playboy one before it was on Ellen :P Yup, I'm a hipster.
XxNick32xX 6 days ago
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XxNick32xX 6 days ago
how does squirrel turn into burglar?!
purpleparty3194 6 days ago
Ahahahahhahaha "Wait until your father hears this!" looks like Draco has a daughter
lalice94 1 week ago 4
Boy or girl? gorilla. lmao
MissGloria95 1 week ago
Ellen made me laugh so hard that I almost had the pickles I'm eating come out my nose. It hurts but it was worth it.
KraftyM1ner 1 week ago
The last one killed me!
maria01248 1 week ago
Goril.
cikDANCE 1 week ago
Pringles! Not prostitutes!
cikDANCE 1 week ago
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asoupspoon123 1 week ago
Well, I'm not eating pringles anymore...
laffsmile02 1 week ago
I am supposed to study for a test at school. But I cannot bring myself to navigate away from this page.
AshleyAnimeLoverXx 1 week ago
How does she get the pink title?
superoby99 1 week ago
how would the girls phone have the word playboy on it????
XxxXxxdede 1 week ago
Squirrel-burglar, Playboy-Overtime, Girl-Gorilla. First this auto-correct is dumb second the sender is more dumb.
thesolitarycreature 1 week ago
LOL the last one was the funniest!!!!!
Lafalot54 1 week ago
Boy or girl? Gorilla. Lolololololol. Like times 50
jesscamjess 1 week ago
I burst out laughing when she said gorilla!
justbiebs2f 1 week ago 2
@justbiebs2f I DID TO!
Lilmomma4879 1 week ago
A GORILLA! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IN A CAB!!!
Ranooyful 1 week ago
Squirrel and burgulars aren't THAT different!!!!!
Oliviadelorenzo 1 week ago
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GORILLA
mrsblabla2410 1 week ago
hahahahhahahaha GORILLA.........XD
LiLJooH3 1 week ago
ahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Thecashy41234 1 week ago
have the phone now about playboy !!??
MRSsakoyia 1 week ago
I just licked my face of watching this ship!
mistermeapmop80 1 week ago
Gorillas! LOL
GYMNASTICSGIRL12able 1 week ago
CALL THE POLICE. GET OUT OF THERE! XD
ParamoretheMachine 1 week ago
2:12 whats up with the ladies faceee? :P
Weezyy445 1 week ago 158
@Weezyy445 Lmbo I Thought I was the only one that notice that.
9jar9 1 week ago 4
@Weezyy445 You noticed that too? LOL.
TheatreGleeK96 1 week ago
@TheatreGleeK96 haha :) it was kind of funny yeah :)
Weezyy445 1 week ago
@Weezyy445
shes creeping
purpleparty3194 6 days ago
@purpleparty3194 hahaha ! i know ! :)
Weezyy445 6 days ago
@Weezyy445 it so creepy ! lol
velvetfizz 3 days ago
@Weezyy445 i had chills when she lookd at the camera =O
hartXjojo 3 days ago
I wonder how overtime and playboy sound similar...
freakificationism 1 week ago
this episode wins!
black4pienus 1 week ago 3
Squirel
Noisysun101 1 week ago
GORILLA!!!!!!
hellena1100 1 week ago
That was the funniest thing EVER! I mean I run into this all the time on my phone but not this bad XD
MayShouE 1 week ago
my mom never corrects the autocorrect I AM ALWAYS LIKE WTFFFFF MOM?!
3Glimpse3 1 week ago 2
OVER MY DEAD BODY KATHLEEN
3Glimpse3 1 week ago 4
gorilla!!!:D
taylorrcks01 1 week ago
iphones have minds of their own XD
ElenaTheMonster 1 week ago 3
don't kill tim he is my friend
JessWillSing 1 week ago
mad txting hurts ur phones... i phone is the phone that has the balls to strike back lol
crazyfreakinjacob 1 week ago
i love watching these.
Funkygirllover101 1 week ago
wow iphones have dirty little minds.....
ifreakingluvyou22 1 week ago
Gorilla lol
minniemaneka 1 week ago
I like how they talked about prostitutes and they zoomed in on 2 women LOL
ThatJVDude 1 week ago
Lol i hate autocorrect too
CerezaDamaris 1 week ago
Like if u tried to write squirrel and got burglar !!
Purryem1313 1 week ago
i lol'd so hard gorilla :D
max6661000 1 week ago
I was not expecting the gorilla bit XD
AuzFreak 1 week ago
my stomach hurts soo bad lol ive watched this for the 5th time
MsLiveLoveDance123 1 week ago
LAT
y788lhjk1 1 week ago
S Q U I R R E L, omg im dying! xD LOL at 'gorilla'!
AGrandeCupcake 1 week ago 59
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AGrandeCupcake 1 week ago
Which is why I turn Autocorrect off on my iPod.
01MusicStar 2 weeks ago
my stomache huurts x''''D i'm dying!
iiTzMaTT 2 weeks ago
THE LAST 2 OMG. -dead-
PrincessPrincess2010 2 weeks ago
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luvs2laffalot 2 weeks ago
devoured Lmao
TooKewwt 2 weeks ago
"gorilla"lolol
Ibnsyed6 2 weeks ago
okay 80% again
lozlovesbieber0312 2 weeks ago
Omg you guys that commented are hilarious! :D
ShermaineNeo 2 weeks ago
@DMlax4 OMG THAT IS FREAKIN CREEPY
tomie38 2 weeks ago
ELLEN plz ask Adele to come to your show plz!!!
wongcalvin73 2 weeks ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy 5
Pause @ 2:12 look at the girl on the bottom left...omg she is looking devilish
DMlax4 2 weeks ago 5
FUNNY!!!!!
mairead2000 2 weeks ago
I DEVOURED A GORRILLA IN A CAB!!!!!!!!!!!
boomzy222 2 weeks ago 191
22 people are clumsy thumbsy
OriginalRTyst 2 weeks ago
gorilla
BLfan22 2 weeks ago
I turn my auto-correct off.
If you mess up 1 or 2 letters, people can still know what you meant. But not if the whole word is wrong. :P
Austin101123 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
poor tim
cuteypieblue 2 weeks ago 2
And that is why I turned auto-correct off(:
cheer56781 2 weeks ago
i snack on prostitutes as well
megundoo16 2 weeks ago
my aunts in this one too!!
tweetybeedy2 2 weeks ago
i snack on prostitutes all the time.
miszkendra01 2 weeks ago
"I devoured a baby in a cab" lol!
"Gorilla" ROFL
cacoethes1 2 weeks ago 2
I'M CRYING.
LiaLetLoveRule 2 weeks ago
hows that gorrilla baby comin up? LOL
disneychannelfan306 2 weeks ago
What I want to know is y is prostitutes in her auto correct ?!!!
MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 2 weeks ago
@MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 um is that a trick question???? because prostitutes is a word, it just replaces a word, its not like she made that word up and added it in
bumbellee 2 weeks ago
@bumbellee No, for it to auto correct, it has to be in your phone's history. She had texted the word prostitute before and Jigglypuff wanted to know why it was there.
TabbiCatt116 2 weeks ago
Oh what a coincidence, I devoured a baby gorilla in a cab the other day too.
QuilavaKing 2 weeks ago 4
monstermash155 2 weeks ago
A lot of people have 80% battery left.
MrDongji2 2 weeks ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
wsupthisisparadise 2 weeks ago
I HATE U ELLEN! I just spilled my drink onto my computer!!!! LMAO
Ahgwenas 2 weeks ago 3
a gorilla XD
ur aunt died lol XD
Wiki2703 2 weeks ago
lmao (: soo funnyyyy (=
crazylovegurl143 2 weeks ago
LMFAOOOOO
peachessnake267 2 weeks ago
this. was. AWEEEEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
eacbn 2 weeks ago
this made my day
gummypups 2 weeks ago
SKOLDEK!
souleimaful 2 weeks ago
2:12 the woman on the left, I CAN SEE YOU!
k3v1nHuAn9 2 weeks ago 5
LOL !
Odact 2 weeks ago
lol
Doughnutluv45 2 weeks ago
I snack on prostitutes too
MissAnimeFreak513 2 weeks ago
I love the squirrel
bubbleboy12ify 2 weeks ago
thiis is y i turned autocorrect OFF loll
ThePinker33 3 weeks ago 2
Squirrel! Autocorrect is stupid
TheAngelofheaven1 3 weeks ago
GORILLA.
RaeLollz 3 weeks ago 72
the first 2 and the last one made me lmfao :D
Dream4evz108 3 weeks ago
When everyone says, is it a boy or a girl, and they reply 'It's a surprise' dear god that would of been a surprise x LMFAO xx
johiggs13 3 weeks ago
Is autocorrect really this stupid? lol. I'm thinking I don't want to get an iPhone after all...
16princessful 3 weeks ago
Lol she delivered a gorilla that's awkward
barriz09 3 weeks ago
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! THAT LAST ONE! I CANNOT BREATHE RIGHT NOW! XD
Saruki02389 3 weeks ago 4
gorilla! omg i couldnt stop laughing...
greyson4ev 3 weeks ago
lol the last one
hallowevefairy 3 weeks ago
boy or girl? gorilla.
lilangelofpuff 3 weeks ago
Well to be fair, it's not a good day if you're eating babies in cabs...
lemonsquire 3 weeks ago
2:11 Possessed audience member
TheCmb89 3 weeks ago 4
@TheCmb89 Hahahahahahahaha
Hadziie 3 weeks ago
@TheCmb89 that's a troll
123Nicegirlforever 3 weeks ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
Who got iphon will understand
marian85gti 3 weeks ago
i snack on prostitutes
PennyTease 3 weeks ago
the playboy autocorrect was cool
AntDX316 3 weeks ago