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  • i was taking a drink of water when all of a sudden, they say at 1:25 that he snacks on prostitute.

    so .. i choked and pitted it all out!

  • Ellen: "OMG wow a boy or girl"

    Me: *drinks water*

    Ellen: Gorilla

    Me: *water everywhere*

  • can someone tell me what is Pringle ? cant find it enywhere

  • @Arkinko1 A pringle is a type of potato chip.

  • Gorilla *dead*

  • Gorilla

  • Who delivers a baby in a cab?!

  • @glampie155 my friend Alex was born in a cab on the way to the hospital! :D

  • omg this is my fav segment

  • I had a gorilla in a cab! 

  • OMG look at the girl in the left corner at 2:12!! sooo creeepy

  • " Gorilla" HAHAH...

  • how did OVERTIME turn to PLAYBOY ?, the spelling is not even close, still funny though

  • I love the burgular text! I was LMAO!

  • haahahah, cant stop laughin xD

  • i need more of them!

  • Liked the,one of the gorilla haha :D

  • WATCH MY DANCE DARE!!!!

  • Oh Autocorrect... this is why we have this love/hate relationship

  • one of the texts sounded like kathy griffin and her mom

  • Haha, i died when Ellen quietly says "Gorilla" xdd

  • person 1:devoured a baby in a cab

    person 2:you what!?

    lol

    person 1:delivered

    person 2:oh boy or girl

    person 1:gorilla i mean girl

  • lol

    pringles

    not prostituties

  • Devouring a baby gorilla in a cab....wow what a day! ;)

  • I think i just died laughing

  • ellen made it way more hilarious with her tone of reading

  • "wait until your father hears about this" OMG am I the only one who thinks about draco malfoy from harry potter every time I watch the video?? :P

  • do people know they can turn off autocorrect?..

  • @4UUR exactlly!!

  • how do you dislike this video? what is there to dislike it?

  • @4UUR haha i thought you were asking because you wanted to dislike it and I got really mad... and theeen i kept on reading haha

  • omg laugh my butt off love the show

  • I delivered a baby in a cab

    Oh wow boy or girl?

    Gorilla.

    XDDDD

  • yeah we all know when we deliver a gorilla in a cab

  • Gorilla! LMAO!!!

  • what's wrong with snacking on prostitutes?

  • - Boy or girl?

    - Gorilla.

    Haha, it's the way Ellen reads the text-messages that make them so darn funny!

  • im watching ellen right now.

  • 2:03 Ya! Wait until lucius hears about this- ... wait... what?! ... wrong video ^^'

  • Gorilla

    GIRL!

    hahha i just died!

  • I feed on prostitues! LOL

  • 2:20 I LOST IT!!!

  • OH MY GOODNESS!

    I devoured a baby gorilla!! XD

    You're awesome, Ellen :-)

  • I'm a gorilla!!

  • GORILLA !!

  • how does a phone get playboy instead of overtime o_O

  • am I the only one to think it's crazy already that she delivered a baby in a cab -.-??

  • @realladygagaland It was probably a doctor

  • @realladygagaland Not if you live in NY

  • @realladygagaland Well, maybe she was on her way to the hospital in the cab, but didn't get there in time, so she had to deliver it while in the cab.

  • @realladygagaland It happens all the time.... Lots of people deliever babies in cabs... That's why it's good to have some basic knowledge on labour and birth, in case you're ever needed

  • Daughter:mom...come get me! A blue penis exploded in my mouth from me chewing on it! Mom: WHAT WHOS WHEN WHY?!! Daughter:.pen a blue PEN! LMFAO!!!

  • My stomach hurts!! xD

  • Gorilla. LOL I died.

  • Was that Sharni Vinson?

  • The first one was the same person twice O.o

  • I read the playboy one before it was on Ellen :P Yup, I'm a hipster.

  • how does squirrel turn into burglar?!

  • Ahahahahhahaha "Wait until your father hears this!" looks like Draco has a daughter

  • Boy or girl? gorilla. lmao

  • Ellen made me laugh so hard that I almost had the pickles I'm eating come out my nose. It hurts but it was worth it.

  • The last one killed me!

  • Goril.

  • Pringles! Not prostitutes!

  • Like dare videos? so far ive shaved my head! drank my own pee! drank milk till i puked it up (puked four times!) Check it out click on my name :D

  • Well, I'm not eating pringles anymore...

  • I am supposed to study for a test at school. But I cannot bring myself to navigate away from this page.

  • How does she get the pink title?

  • how would the girls phone have the word playboy on it????

  • Squirrel-burglar, Playboy-Overtime, Girl-Gorilla. First this auto-correct is dumb second the sender is more dumb.

  • LOL the last one was the funniest!!!!!

  • Boy or girl? Gorilla. Lolololololol. Like times 50

  • I burst out laughing when she said gorilla!

  • @justbiebs2f I DID TO!

  • A GORILLA! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IN A CAB!!!

  • Squirrel and burgulars aren't THAT different!!!!!

  • AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GORILLA

  • hahahahhahahaha GORILLA.........XD

  • ahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!­!!

  • have the phone now about playboy !!??

  • I just licked my face of watching this ship!

  • Gorillas! LOL

  • CALL THE POLICE. GET OUT OF THERE! XD

  • 2:12 whats up with the ladies faceee? :P

  • @Weezyy445 Lmbo I Thought I was the only one that notice that.

  • @Weezyy445 You noticed that too? LOL.

  • @TheatreGleeK96 haha :) it was kind of funny yeah :)

  • @Weezyy445

    shes creeping

  • @purpleparty3194 hahaha ! i know ! :)

  • @Weezyy445 it so creepy ! lol

  • @Weezyy445 i had chills when she lookd at the camera =O

  • I wonder how overtime and playboy sound similar...

  • this episode wins!

  • Squirel

  • GORILLA!!!!!!

  • That was the funniest thing EVER! I mean I run into this all the time on my phone but not this bad XD

  • my mom never corrects the autocorrect I AM ALWAYS LIKE WTFFFFF MOM?!

  • OVER MY DEAD BODY KATHLEEN

  • gorilla!!!:D

  • iphones have minds of their own XD

  • don't kill tim he is my friend

  • mad txting hurts ur phones... i phone is the phone that has the balls to strike back lol

  • i love watching these.

  • wow iphones have dirty little minds.....

  • Gorilla lol

  • I like how they talked about prostitutes and they zoomed in on 2 women LOL

  • Lol i hate autocorrect too

  • Like if u tried to write squirrel and got burglar !!

  • i lol'd so hard gorilla :D

  • I was not expecting the gorilla bit XD

  • my stomach hurts soo bad lol ive watched this for the 5th time

    

  • LAT 

  • S Q U I R R E L, omg im dying! xD LOL at 'gorilla'!

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  • Which is why I turn Autocorrect off on my iPod.

  • my stomache huurts x''''D i'm dying!

  • THE LAST 2 OMG. -dead- 

  • devoured Lmao

  • "gorilla"lolol

  • okay 80% again

  • Omg you guys that commented are hilarious! :D

  • @DMlax4 OMG THAT IS FREAKIN CREEPY

  • ELLEN plz ask Adele to come to your show plz!!!

  • Pause @ 2:12 look at the girl on the bottom left...omg she is looking devilish

  • FUNNY!!!!!

  • I DEVOURED A GORRILLA IN A CAB!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 22 people are clumsy thumbsy

  • gorilla

  • I turn my auto-correct off.

    If you mess up 1 or 2 letters, people can still know what you meant. But not if the whole word is wrong. :P

  • poor tim

  • And that is why I turned auto-correct off(:

  • i snack on prostitutes as well

  • my aunts in this one too!!

  • i snack on prostitutes all the time.

  • "I devoured a baby in a cab" lol!

    "Gorilla" ROFL

  • I'M CRYING.

  • hows that gorrilla baby comin up? LOL

  • What I want to know is y is prostitutes in her auto correct ?!!!

  • @MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 um is that a trick question???? because prostitutes is a word, it just replaces a word, its not like she made that word up and added it in

  • @bumbellee No, for it to auto correct, it has to be in your phone's history. She had texted the word prostitute before and Jigglypuff wanted to know why it was there.

  • Oh what a coincidence, I devoured a baby gorilla in a cab the other day too.

  • Ellen, my 2 friends as so stupid I had to share this courtney: hey we should bang tonight :p  Taylor:um what? Courtney: bang Courtney: BANG Courtney: HANGING Taylor:hahahaha Courtney: god dough Taylor: what? Courtney: ugh i hate auto cucumber Courtney: cucumber* Courtney: correct!! Taylor: hahaha fail Please put this on your show, my idiot friends and i would enjoy this!!! thank you so much
  • A lot of people have 80% battery left.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I HATE U ELLEN! I just spilled my drink onto my computer!!!! LMAO

  • a gorilla XD

    ur aunt died lol XD

  • lmao (: soo funnyyyy (=

  • LMFAOOOOO

  • this. was. AWEEEEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOME

  • this made my day

  • SKOLDEK!

    

  • 2:12 the woman on the left, I CAN SEE YOU!

  • LOL !

  • lol

  • I snack on prostitutes too

  • I love the squirrel

  • thiis is y i turned autocorrect OFF loll

  • Squirrel! Autocorrect is stupid

  • GORILLA.

    

  • the first 2 and the last one made me lmfao :D

  • When everyone says, is it a boy or a girl, and they reply 'It's a surprise' dear god that would of been a surprise x LMFAO xx

  • Is autocorrect really this stupid? lol. I'm thinking I don't want to get an iPhone after all...

  • Lol she delivered a gorilla that's awkward

  • OH MY GOODNESS!!!! THAT LAST ONE! I CANNOT BREATHE RIGHT NOW! XD

  • gorilla! omg i couldnt stop laughing...

  • lol the last one

  • boy or girl? gorilla.

  • Well to be fair, it's not a good day if you're eating babies in cabs...

  • 2:11 Possessed audience member

  • @TheCmb89 Hahahahahahahaha

  • @TheCmb89 that's a troll

  • Who got iphon will understand

  • i snack on prostitutes

  • the playboy autocorrect was cool