The Apprentice UK: The Worst Decisions Ever - 6 of 6

[xilent234]

hahaha Simon is adorable

[eclectica1]

I only need to watch a few seconds of that trampoline footage before bursting out laughing.

[444JMS]

3:04 Vanessa: "I'm perfectly able bodied..."

No, Vanessa, you're a fucking fat cow who deserves to be shot and killed, burned, tortured, shot some more and finally have 50kg weights tied to your piggy limbs and chucked into the Marianas Trench...

[eclectica1]

@444JMS Can I suggest something? How about saying what you really mean and not holding back? ;-)

[MickOxmall]

"He is, oh my god what a pillock!"

Classic

[GusF]

Adam seems fairly thick.

[justmeeh2004]

is S1 anywhere in utube? would love to watch the same challenge from S1, remember was done much better...

[boletusatanicus]

"It's low impact and you can have a fun time on it!"

[michael46561]

Pause at 3:10 its a monster ahhhhhhhhhhhh !

[SlockNCFC191]

I love Adam :D outsold Katie too! What a legend :D

[thecookiegirlX]

Trampoline is the best moment ever

[pomegranateish]

Simon allegedly has an IQ of 174. Wowza, someone needs to be retested.

[eclectica1]

@pomegranateish Lets see how you do under the same pressured conditions.

[00Deific00]

"I was taking the piss"

No you weren't you thick nobshite, you really are that stupid. He tries to pass everything idiotic that he says off as a joke, when infact it's just him being a thick ****

[scerpalman1]

believe me, ive seen more explicit porn than that vanessa, you fat bitch

[mellowNdark]

I wish Vanessa Feltz would drive off a bridge and drown in acid!!!

[ProjectZuel]

Producer woman: "At this moment we're dying."

Tre: "Is that bad?"

Classic.

[0nedayatatim3]

@ProjectZuel I think he MEANT to say "Is IT REALLY that bad?"...that would've made sense

[TheSkylur44]

@ProjectZuel Perfect embodiment of "brevity is the sole of wit", brilliant.

[dunkmoxx]

RED

[elliexx242]

"Don't. DON'T. Oh my god what a pillock." lord sugar's a legend.

[MuseFan777]

the trampoline incident is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[thisnotmyname]

Shut the fuck up Vanessa Feltz. Your face inspires more hate than Hitler's speeches.

[Dancingwithotters]

@thisnotmyname

This, forever shall be, my favourite comment on Youtube.

[midianholic]

Why is that fat cunt Vanessa Felch on this ?

[rumpole33]

katie & the others were telling a salesman how to sell. oh brother.

also, why would u sell an artist's paintings when she has NO CLIENTELE'S LIST. also, katie & the other woman allowed themselves to be ordered by the artist & her husband on how to sell when the artist was a first-time amateur AND PROVED TO BE COMPLETELY WRONG. oh brother.

[TPH250290]

If Sir Alan had been able to actually see what happened in the tasks Katie would have gone a long time before she did.

[crpsaiyan]

What the hell?! Oh, no. No, no, no! Please do not tell me that Simon was holding the trampoline near his crotch and assembling the legs of the product near it. Can we say pornographic here? Ay-yi-yi! *shakes head*

[SCE2AUX]

"Don't. Don't. Don't! Oh he is? Oh my god, what a PILLOCK!"

8:18 He does make a good point though.

[emlee2]

Haha. Regardless of what Simon did it's Sir Alan's comments that crack me up

[adam4757]

"It looked like something from the most explicit porn". Vanessa Feltz must watch some pretty crap porn.

[d3vilboii]

It started in the US before UK just to let u know

[birdman3120]

I wanted Adam to win that year. Katie was using the show as a platform to launch some sort of media career.

[perfectlyjust]

Wouldn't mind getting seen to by that Simon

[Benvoyevsky]

Simon was a young, brown haired Boris Johnson

[sniperu2]

so bad the uk version sucks

[x10secsx]

@sniperu2 l0l u kiddin?

[TeenageNinjaTortoise]

@sniperu2 the Uk version is the original... if it sucked so much I don't think they would have nicked the idea in america

[brianjmugs]

@TeenageNinjaTortoise the same bloke produced both versions so not exactly a stolen idea

[Maximus19720]

Stop fighting with people you don't know Mr K and mele.. what is the point? What's all the anger about?

[MrKhawal69]

stop saying fuck your british cunts

[wizard101magic2]

@MrKhawal69 ur american fags who steal our shows

[MrKhawal69]

@wizard101magic2 which show did we exactly steal ?

[melegyke]

@MrKhawal69 fuck off and learn how to speak english better you fucking saudi fuck.

[MrKhawal69]

@melegyke i can speak very good english since i was born in new york and study in a british school u retarded poor shit

[taniahurley]

@MrKhawal69 since you were born in newyork that is why you did not learn anything apart from the word shit. and the british school thing is a lie , had you really attended a british school you would have been a lot more eloquent. lol. fuck off now .

[taniahurley]

@MRkhawal, you should do human kind a favour . go kill yourself and die ..oh before you kill yourself you also need to eat shit

[BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO]

that is fucking funny

[ohdoshutit]

jeez whats everyone got against feltz!?

[OneAndForAll]

@ohdoshutit

She seems very grumpy and acts quite in your face, a lot of people feel she is acting like their superior. I personally find her really moany :L

[stefgi32]

I cannot believe the amount of people who like Tre....he's a feral piece of shit.

[MsLightdragon]

I really couldn't understand Simon winning, but that trampoline moment was the funniest thing ever in the apprentice.... until this years classic "we couldn't do the 1,000 rolls... we have... erm... 16".

[bennobomber1]

£9.50 HAHA

[lanpingpug]

Simon has REALLY aged badly.

[TalesMzansi]

Tre is a legend, feltz is a fat ugly slag

[T4teens]

8:55! he looks like the guy in shaun of the dead!

[luna1463]

why the fuck is vanessa feltz commenting on this? stupid old hag is just repeating Trey's lines. Get rid of her. god

[carterupm]

@luna1463 I totally agree! Someone needs to put a bullet in her fucking dome!!

[123Shazzam123]

Lmao!!! Simon with the trampoline!!! :L :L :L :L :L

[and551]

shut up vanessa. cheeky cow

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

Trimon!!!! We love you!!!!

[mastercooly7]

terracotta

[Landrew0]

I'm impressed with Sir Alan, Nick, and Margaret's instinct to choose the right finalists, but they do keep the jackals in there until the end to make things interesting.

[cutepie424]

omg that was so bad how come he didnt know what he was doing with the legs of the trampoline?

how dumb can u get?

i was laughing so so much

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[ProjectZuel]

Oh, the trampoline scene. How I laughed and laughed; no really I haven't laughed so much in my life. Hilarious, with more sexual conotations then I care mention.

[electrifrying]

/watch?v=5VqsU6CcLF8

the apprentice - the official opinion

[freshprinceofbalham]

they didn't show trre and his bullshitting , he was the fuckin man

[afumiciu]

some "beautifull" girls right here man...

[the0th]

Kate tops them all

[ominoreg]

Is it really shown this way with people cursing all over th eplace? Droping F-Bombs and BS this and Sh*t that... ha ha ha! I love it!

[bittenof]

what you have to remember these are the wankers who are going to run companies

[Sheza58]

Be professional says Michelle! Like getting knocked up by a fellow contestant then quitting the job you worked so hard to get in the first place?

[HoldingMyLastRook]

@Sheza58 Yep she brings a bad name to businesswomen everywhere.

[CharlieHurl]

i forgot what a tit simon was

[OneAndForAll]

Tim Poshbutdim

(Harry Enfeild and chums)

[atemlos2585]

I was dying on trampoline bit,what a laugh!

[TheBluMoon]

I loved Simon, and Tre. That was a great series.

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

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[peterh4u]

Katie is totally living in her own world

[donaldfinlayloyal]

I wish fat Vanessa the whale would just head back to the oceon, the big fat desperate cow that she is!

[Talbs2]

h8 vanessa feltz :@

[emlee2]

lmao, that poor production woman trying to help them...

It's red!

No, they said the wrong thing, it's red!

Not brown, RED!

...it's red.

[kaasis85]

at least he is not a pervert like most of us

[yopizza]

" It is fun to screw... And unscrew "

[rockdiva1983]

oh god, simon screwing the trampoline legs on. OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[qn5r]

Katie knows fucking nothing! What a bitch. Why didn't she realise that IT IS TO SELL THE FUCKING PAINTINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1970mango]

Katie = Mooooooooooo

[android257]

and why does he have to swear about everything he talks about. It just makes him look so stupid and desperate to proove that he was never to blame.

[android257]

"uh i was taking the piss, thickhead, everyone thinking i meant £9.50" what a complete total idiot. You could just tell from when he said it, he realised how stupid he sounded. This commentary he uses is just some personal campaign of his to try and redeem himself from the complete total arse he knows full well, that he is. Fucking cockhead.

[lonerook860]

I wonder how much it pissed the BBC off to have to cover the day's financial losses of this teleshopping company because of these idiots. (I assume they did).

[lonerook860]

I think the only reason Katie was not fired on the art task is because she was an 'entertaining' character.

[everclear21]

"Oh my god, what a pillock"

[DXHHHHBKFAN]

"It looked like something from the most explicit porn..."

I don't know what you've been watching, but that didn't look porn-like to me.

[socarulz]

its trampolene porn. The fettish from turkey! lol

[roseth22]

stop it ,you wanking

[blackberryhill63]

I love sir alan's response when simon is talking about giving the trampoline a go, "don't, don't, don't, oh he is, omg, what a pillock!'

[stripy4]

"At the moment, we're dying."

"Is that really bad?"

[stingray4real]

LOL 'Look where you got the bloody thing resting on'

[thesecretschizoid]

penisilating.

[steven9444]

the most explicicte porn lol

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

fact is, everybody screwed up on that task, remember christina and that hoover

[jeffrags2]

In a way, Christina's presentation was worse than Simon's. At least he was funny.

[fampie2008]

oh yeah, she was spreading mud all over the floor. That it the best apprentice episode ever.

[footyking77]

simon on the trampoline was just HILARIOUS!!

i couldn't stop laughing, i almost cryed with laughter!

[darkmist554]

kristina looks pretty x

[syonnain]

Simon's presentation made me cry with laughter. And I can't believe anyone would be so naive to think he didn't do those things on purpose! Of course he did.

He really deserved the job, he was the most competent of them all.

[GoodyTooShoes333]

VANESSA SHUT UP

[OhYeahMilkIt]

I laught so hard when I saw simon screwing the legs in/out... hahaha omg the funniest thing ever!! =))

[RasaTabula]

"No! Stop it! It looks like your wanking!"

xD Love it

[spookler]

"It's a fucking business program.." - Adam

Brilliant.

[monkeyschild]

adam was my favourite in the 3rd series, he was genius, he only got fired because the other people stitched him up, he should hav won!!

[hurricaneblackspark]

If it were any other series, he would have had a good chance at winning. He only lost because series 3 was about 90% of snobs.

[mejordo]

Seeing Simon screw on his third leg was priceless!! lol

[UpTheIron2007]

Thanks for the uploads by the way, I love the Apprentice!

As for the television stuff; it's demanding producing professional quality radio shows, so I can imagine how hard television is!

[UpTheIron2007]

People kept screwing Adam over! He was good!

[straker2]

@UpTheIron2007 Totally agree, just watched this in Australia, Adam was my favourite candidate, he deserved to last to the end, top bloke.