Dog bite

[hamishjim]

The name 'happy' just makes it

[259Lopez]

the dog bites me in the vagina and the labrador in the penis

[RalphCQ]

That man is wearing a suit, he's probably a business man. Who can blame the dog for wanting to bite him?

[Lunarvx22]

What if it was A CHILD?! Like one of THESE KIDS?!

Both of these people should be thrown into a fiery chasm.

[2000mattking]

I wouldn't touch this situation with a 10 foot pole.

[abakusek]

68 people got bitten in their vaginas!

[jayblac]

HE CAN MAKE LUV BUT NO BABY LOL

[Hexeta0055]

ALL NEW queer eye for the texan guy!

[psychill22]

Isn't this enough proof that these are friggin aggressive wild animals? Dogs are known to turn on their owners. Why the hell is it still even legal to own them as pets? They really are not safe.

[kottyhot]

consuela



[kottyhot]

ohhh noo doggy afuera. doggy out.

[AmericanPitbulls1]

what show is this

[NZLMade]

Hey its Consuela from family guy

[saelee1488]

Why would she say that...

[1992cedar]

i think she likes it when her dog bites her in her vagina.....lonely woman

[ash4245]

if a dog bites a stranger ur responsible for it thats why its important to NEVER get a nasty mean dog or its YOUR PROBLEM if it bites a stranger..

my mom had a student who said it was stupid for her neighbor to run from her pitbull....WRONG UR RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE IT ATTACKS and if u have a dangerous animal SOMEONE COULD BE HURT AND UR RESPONSIBLE

[skanoniv]

lulz she said vagina and penis.

[jenzeppelin]

did i hear her say the dog's name is "happy". as for the vagina, too much information lady.

[psychill22]

@jenzeppelin Yeah she is fucking sick!

[british123able]

dogs are a reflection of there owners, and my neighbours dog is a cunt!

[iPR0DUCE]

IN TEEEEE PENIS!

[SoulObject]

please... one of you defy me

[SoulObject]

jsyk, my dog is an 85 lb. german shepherd... k-9 trained

she ain't no joke.

[SoulObject]

my dog would have KILLED your lame asses.

[british123able]

@SoulObject and

[SoulObject]

lame... n00b trainers

[bmxcock]

NOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOO! Doggy out apuero!

[bmxcock]

NOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOO! Doggy out apuero.

[pred123424]

time to put that dog down.

[scooterpieXD]

almost woke up the rents laughing DX

[Harutmakina]

That Dog bit me before! back in 06 I was at the the Baja fresh in woodland hills CA; walking to the door; it was tied to a out door patio table by a 100 foot leash and when I made eye contact, it charged at me and pinched the skin on my upper leg after tearing my jeans; I had a bruize on my leg for 2 weeks! I recognize that little bitch anywhere! (the dog that is)

[MrDuelist94]

LMAO 1:32 - 1:51 made me laugh hella hard. That dog aims for the junk right away.

[ElEnmascaradoRudo]

lmfao wtf random ass shit

[blazbelic]

CLASSIC!

[oskaras77]

2:05 ?wtf 

[MrUnladenswallow]

Does your dog bite?

No

*pet's dog and get's bitten*

I thought you said your dog does not bite!

That is not my dog....

[jesper112183]

this is the real miss swan

[rainbowmonkey456]

This dog is obviously a pervert XD..........

[NYCbrownflavor]

..the fuck...

[xardas411]

fucking mexicans.. this is whath appens when u bring them in

[P3RF3CT1ON27]

did you hear him say what if it was one of these referring to the children

[MegaBawls]

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA



[emilykeshh]

She can roll her R's like a boss.

[Lisax345]

I think the dogs her sextoy. xD

[technobrutality]

HE CRAZY HE JUMPS ON MY VAGINA

[rvd1950]

Someone save that dog from that crazy woman.

[PRINCESSicecubeDEMON]

Doofinshmirtz woman



[TheTrollHunt]

the most action that woman got in 36 years

[2zaci2]

lol what a silly accident

[tron81]

He looka likea dog

[STARSmb3224]

hahahaha! XD omg.. in the vagina! lol xD. crazy woman

[crazysmileygirl14789]

it sounds like tht kid from phinieas and ferb

[Dp8563414430]

2:43 LOL the pet control laughs

[sikupnfed]

"Some dog owners are just really crazy." She has me down to a T. I crazy for vagina too.

[Talinfl]

LOL "I DUN WAN HIM TO BITE MY BAYBE PENIS!" and "IN MY VAGINA 2 TIMES DEY BITE ME! Dey dun hurt vedry much.. dey just binch...." I'm not sure what made me laugh harder.

[loz1023]

THEY PINCH

[MsHMChai]

SHE JUST SAID THE DOG HAD A VASECTOMY! what? neutered!

[kyesniper]

The womans just a dumb bitch.

[HelloKittyRawrz1]

its not the dogs fault... just train him with time and love :D

[HerpinDerpinable]

Furries must love this.

[Juggernaut843]

are they going to call it a pit bull now?

[HedgieDiva]

@Juggernaut843 Right! I hate when people cross the side walk I have a pit, my puppy just wants to give kisses. :( Really people are racist against dog breeds, Any any dogs that bites person is emotionally unstable likely because the owner is also, My pit sometimes has animal issues but if supervised is alright. with kids she loves them, the first thing I did when I got my puppy was socialize it with kids at the elementary school. Common knowledge, train your dog or dont have one.

[hatemuffin]

she says i dont want to get in the middle of this. Then tells the man to file a report

[ThePremedcandy]

"HE PINCH MY VAGINA" lmfao

[j43jacko2]

damn immigrants invading the country

[yahwhous]

THE FUNNIEST video on YouTube...ever.

[omgitsjakelang]

i laughed so fucking hard. "i don't want him to bite my labrador on his penis"

[lorenzogilds]

lol wtf

[Rangers2011WS]

fucking illegals 

[OooHesGood]

K9leashes dot CO/\/\ ... Great for aggressive dogs and human saftey!! Every dog should have to have one!

[IceHawk0000]

@OooHesGood lol check out the beginning, she's got one... apparently that extremely powerful animal with horse-like strength was able to overpower her

[OooHesGood]

@IceHawk0000 haha yea.. but she didnt have a Caution Dog leash. Check out that website, if she had a leash like that maybe people would have known better..

[IceHawk0000]

@OooHesGood lol I think if she did, I would have peed in my pants watching this

[LukaTisus]

....that's probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard a woman admit to on camera...

[EmperorofCartoons]

He is wrong you know, its not the dog's fault. Its the owners. Its always the owner's fault when something like this happens, which makes it all the sadder that the animal usually pays for its owner's idiocy with its life.

[StoneyMcJuicyBuds]

Here doggy, want some poisoned meat?

[katieskritterskorner]

lmfao that is freaking so funny and sick...if a dog bite my vagina I would drop kick the little bastard across the street lmfao...poor labrador im sure he feels violated imagined if he learned from his fagot bisexual countarpart

[stevestrrope]

anyone else find it hilarious that the dog's name is "Happy"?

[jeweledmama2008]

She is just plain sick and should not have a dog. I was shocked when she said the dog goes after crotches. Does she honnestly have sexual experiences with this dog? There's a name for that problem, it's called beastiality and there are places for nutjobs like her too, Psych wards!

[MrJohssy]

Sounded like Consuela for a second there.

[Rirne]

stupid fucking people like her makes me fucking sick

[kookoonugget]

The person said the dog is doing that because he is mirroring his owner's behavior. So she bites people in the crotch?

[corruptionsuccess]

"He bite me in my vagina"

Wait a minute! He bit you IN your vagina?

and u dont wanna bite the dogs penis.. I understand that..

U speak like its a human or something haha

[8356401]

THE dog bites run from it...Lets keep bringing him to the fucking park bitch

[ejwhite612]

alright. this is hilarious. but this guy should be on broadway with his acting.

[iKillSceneKidz]

Lmao xD didn't expect that!

[zZzZkent]

1:32 he bite me in my vagina!!!

[ThirdRAILKink]

She sounds exactly like the maid on Family Guy.

[flippyfan100]

that not that bad compared to my dog my dog has big teeth and bits hard that mark that dog made my dog does that wen he plays with me

[BluewolfR]

wow he looks like my dog... =/

[luckykingkong]

"he bites on my vagina 2 times!!, he bite Labradors penis!!" in front of a camera

wtf

[EmperorofCartoons]

@luckykingkong IDK dude but I so want a "He bites Labrador's penis" t-shirt now.

[luckykingkong]

@EmperorofCartoons lol great slogan 

[FelixTheCatSteeze]

wtf aha..

[CallmeGabs1]

I would smack the shit out of the dog Apparently the dog bites her in the crouch. How would she now he makes love hahaha

[EmperorofCartoons]

@CallmeGabs1 Yeah a dog that small would have found itself stomped rather quickly.

[Brodiesmum1]

hahahahahahahah ffs shes a fkin screwballl hahahahah nae wunder the dugs fkn mental

[DefLeppardBrad]

That dog is a homosexual

[pheonix9990]

Haha mexican.... 

[YAYALOKZ]

Wow you guys are pretty racist...

What if it was a white women that had that dog? I bet ignorant people like below wouldn't have said much.

Anyway, funny video

[GoggledSniper]

Just another illegal immigrant who has fucked up logical thinking.

[Isificational]

This woman must be mexican, and the dog must be bisexual

[MisterPeetBull]

that spic should not have a dog

[DefLeppardBrad]

dumb little Chihuahua 

[kobidobidog]

0;59,he does not have perfect love that casts out fear,and no forgiveness in him. He does not know how to handle a dog. The dog is winning every time. Dog needs to have a calm assertive human to put that dog in his place. The owner is not that kind of person. Have humans loving like Jesus is, and have the everlasting spirit in them to save their soul no matter what happens to the body the soul will be saved, and get a body like Christs body.Bad dog, bad owner.Vindictive god, and humans will war.

[wanttoseemysnake]

lol!!!!!!

[C0sm0sTheM0use]

They don't damage much... they peeench.

[tempac91]

Hahahaha, I kill before, I kill again!

[Dortmunderstrasse]

"When I'm walking and he sees other dog, he right away jump on my vagina because he gets so crazy"! Hahahahah oh my goodness how funny!!!

[Cookiethecookielol]

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[junior561882]

well wtf sometimes Dogs want some pussy...Idk about the 'Penis' part but fuck it I guess he likes prnis too!!:)

[bluesquirrel78]

is this fur real...? oh my.....strange....

[malt8291]

fake

[jurmongler]

I think she wanted to teach the dog to "LICK" her vagina but he couldn't understand her due to her accent

[freelilwayne1]

@jurmongler lmaaaaaoooooooo

[erik4727]

@jurmongler Dog doesnt understand English you idiot!!!

[dontBugly]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[wassupguy1]

I WILL KICK THAT GUYS ASS!

[JahaysusKahrist]

This is a strange Dog Attack video

watch?v=8xo6sJ9uQTA

[TheiKevin]

He can still maka love, but he can't have babees

[fdjones1]

kill it

[italianstallion904]

they pinch!

[anchounio]

WTF !!!!

[buujack]

one kick on that dogs face and thats it......

[USAamericaUSA]

if that were my dog.... i would shoot it and donate it to harvesters

[fuzzydixon]

haha. this is fucking stupid

[Twinnies91]

If she knows the dog will bite then why the fuck is it not muzzled and kept on the leash.

Woman, it is YOUR fault!

I'm sick of seeing owners of aggressive dogs not confronting the problem. I have to deal with things like this far too often and quite often the owners of aggressive dogs just say 'keep away or keep your dog away', well how about you fucking muzzle the animal. Some people seem to think that their dog being muzzled will make people think worse of them.

[EmperorofCartoons]

@Twinnies91 Dogs should be muzzled and leashed at all times in a public place and fitted at all times with an electronic bark stopping collar (These are the ONLY ones that work.). Pets should have as little an impact on anyone else as humanly possible. No one should have to hear or come into contact with one if they do not desire it.

[Twinnies91]

@EmperorofCartoons No, completely disagree. Please don't ever get a dog if that's honestly what you think. Aggressive dogs should be muzzled, yes, other dogs, no. They should be leashed and under control but there's no need to muzzle a dog which has no problems with aggression. As for electronic collars, hell no. The training methods I use do not require punishers such as e-collars. Positive reinforcement all the way. No yelling, no smacking and no electrocuting. Other methods work much better.

[EmperorofCartoons]

@Twinnies91 Positive reinforcement does not work. Same with dogs and children. Shit like that is why we have unruly packs of both running around causing incidents like that one above. And I stand by my assertation that pets should be experienced only by their owner. I don't mind anyone having an animal, but no one should have to watch where they walk or stand in a public place out of fear of one, and they CERTAINLY should never have to hear them.

[Twinnies91]

@EmperorofCartoons Ha ha ha, right and your a professional dog trainer. Like to mention I'm doing a degree in animal (specifically dogs) behaviour, the easiest and most affective way of training a dog is positive reinforcement. If you even consider denying that then you really have no valid opinion in this topic.

[EmperorofCartoons]

@Twinnies91 Oh brother... so if the subject were martial arts you would be a black belt, if it were cars you would be a professional mechanic, and if it were science you would be an astrophysicist, amirite?

[Twinnies91]

@EmperorofCartoons That right there is an example of why morons need to be filtered from the internet. Made just as much sense as your 'logic' on dog training . . . or lack of.

[ryu8dan]

THAT FUCKING DOG JUST KICK IT OVER THE FENCE

[AC82BFC]

he bite me in the vagina two times!

[lazychino2]

omg i dont understand why is she opening the window for the dog at the ending? is she trying to let the dog bite other people or something?

[TafTabTah]

If that's not fake than everything on the Internet must be real!

[saveme2000]

this looks like somthing from dave chappell show

[eques101]

i don't mind a dog that bites if your annoying him but when the thing just goes and attacks people somthing needs to be done, that guy was right to call the cops

[jazzy22much]

why the hell does she still have him.. he needs taken away..she is dumb as hell...a bitting vagina dog

[Orbitwhitee]

Vagina and penis biting dog damn

[thebeginner15]

the dog i understand, the matter can be handled, but the woman, damn, she's probably the dumbest person i've ever heard. damn. i hope she went to a mental institution. besides, the vagina detail was funny to hear but it was definitely unnecessary.

[weeray9]

"He bite me in vagina" "He bite Labradors penis" ...Must be bisexual

[lafiebreprelcano9]

nasty dog... "He bite me in vagina" haha

[thewlli8]

@lafiebreprelcano9 lmao

[ninodrifter2]

she forgot to mention that the dog lick her pussy too crazy old girl

[grooverheliboy]

Dont u just love Mexicans !!!!

[maveholic]

this cunt deserves to be in a mental insitution

[profshellyflash]

He can make love! His name is happy!

[TheWizardbandit]

That dog needs to be put down ...and that crazy woman needs to be sent to an insane asylum.

[lolking4]

wtf???? he bites me in the vagina

[rocknflip66]

ok this is wierd..

[beerbrain420]

That video was hilarious but the point made is pretty simple: CONTROL YOUR FREAKING DOGS. I have a 120 pound Alaskan Malamute that is a lot less dangerous than that little rat dog in the video. If someone knows a dog has an aggression problem how the hell can they let it run loose? That crazy lady deserved to get bit in her twot, but good.

[tryme71]

Why was this dude by himself near kids? Hmm maybe the dog knew.

[mayyo1x1]

she let the dog bite her vagina but she does let me bite her vagina '-.-

[OhhShnits2]

LMFAO!!! vagina xD EPIC!

[Dynaverse]

who is this crazy crazy woman, she needs mental institution and the dog should be put down

[KairuHakubi]

what if it was a child? what if it was a child? what if it was a child?

THE CHILD DONT GET DOGS

[LBDannyBoy]

LMFAO how many times has this lady been bit in her vagina?? she probably likes it.

[Mitsyrules]

Fuckin Russians man

[Nightshadow077]

@Mitsyrules thats a mexican LOL

[stupidandnogood]

FAKE!

[bluenotejazz]

Ah yes, good old "Dog Bite"... a Classic from back in the day on PooTube

LOLOLOLOLOL. havent visited this one in a while, still cracks me up

ROTFLMAO

[TheDuke1993]

Fellatio dog lol

[hardhatg69]

hmmm...not a pit bull either...must be the owner....SAVE THE BREED SHOOT THE OWNER........OH NO... maybe the military will ban chiuauas now...(fkn idiots)

[jadehaste]

damn I laughed hard 

[hypnotic26]

What a psychotic woman!

[ashleyvalentine45]

Vagina ewwwww y would your fucking dog bite ur vagina and its her fault really cause she should train the mut

[cc91801]

O_O

[moneyxl00]

That ladies a fucking Retard, if that was me i would punch her in face, and stomp the holy hell out of the Dog.

[mandrivaal]

hahahahahaa

[TheMattTW]

i like how he calls the children one of "these"

[dancergirl1122]

@TheMattTW Hahahaha I know right?!

[kiminokami]

@TheMattTW At first I thought he was pointing at the sign and was asking what if the dog was big like on the sign.

[CHULLEZA]

must watch .......

[landy1337]

I don't want him to bite my labradors penis! my labrador is beautiful!

[bandebirds]

Finally a video that proves little dogs bite too maybe this will stop people pointing thier fingers always at medium dogs