How Steve Jobs Beat Cancer

[icecrandor]

rest in hell.

[ThorTheScienceGuy]

Rest in peace.

[polabear001]

i think death got pissed about no flash

[pawzlecat]

@polabear001 yeah. Death bought a Motorola Xoom and realised he could have a longer battery life AND have flash so he didn't need Steve anymore and killed him. And I say this as an apple fanboy who's spent over $30k on Apple gear in the last 10 years... Steve had it coming. Karma man.

[polabear001]

looks like he couldnt find anymore organs to buy

[ImmaKidTrunks]

He lost. :'(

[acer86garcia]

at least he is in iCloud

[ThunderboltPS]

He DIED today

[spentonmediocrity]

cancer is horrible ,it kills children and useful people but let's people like Steve Jobs live.

[polabear001]

@spentonmediocrity looks like cancer got it right after all :P

[sliverl7]

Apple FANBOIS would 'DIE' to believe this - bet Apple are behind the slick Propoganda :D

[deeindeein]

@sliverl7 spelling fanboys with an i doesn't make you look cool, nor does it save time. It just makes you look like a douche

[ken131]

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

Great job going where no one else dares.

[RidirichdFlann]

WRONG morons. there is a big difference between cancer cells and your own white blood cells of your immune system. It's called RESEARCH. learn it.

[chronofusion]

i beat cancer by secretly smoking medical grade herb HOLLAND scientist HAVE ALREADY proven that herb can fight cancer cells BETTER than chemo therapy WHILE leaving the human body's white blood cells and total immune system the hell alone. But you won't find that information here in Narzierica. " oooo..it's an EVIL drug..it's agateway..drug.LOL..IT'S TIME TO GROW UP AMERICA...stop letting the government speka FOR YOU..do YOUR OWN research!

[fyal69]

@chronofusion No sense, cancer are human cells like others, there is no way to differentiate, the problem is that they arent growing at the rate they should in that place, they grow too fast and they dont have the same objective as the surrounding cells, they are malfunctioning cells who get destroyed when they "born" because our body detects they arent the same as regular. Sometimes they get trough this and start to multiplicate, making a mass of it on your body. Learn before say stupid things.

[fyal69]

@chronofusion Something that destroys cancer cells destroys your normal cells too.

[401JamesMr]

prototypes suck

[mrgamerman1010]

Yeah I no but still. 8-/

[alden009]

I will miss steve jobs! he has great influence in the world of technology..

[valdezmiguel2]

steve job was unable to avoid cancer.

[401JamesMr]

death only said he was gonna kill him for the ipad

[mrgamerman1010]

K Steve jobs is dying and you people think it's funny. :O show some respect

[Daver869]

@mrgamerman1010 its been 3 MONTHS since they said that Jobs was gonna die in 6 weeks. Think about it.

[Muffinz121234]

I watching this on an iPad...

[gone414]

@Muffinz121234 congratulations

[401JamesMr]

steve steve steve layoff the turtleneck

[401JamesMr]

steve jobs is not that mean and does sound like that

[iiToNzZChannel]

Show some respect you piece of shit the man has cancer.

[Wired2X]

Damn you Bono, laughing at Steve.

[Centration]

Funny video maybe, but don't laugh with it in public, i feel sorry for Steve Jobs now, since he has only six weeks to live... He probably won't read this, but if he does... You did a lot of good things on this world, Steve. We won't forget that... Sorry mate, Farewell.... :'(

[dairyboy3065]

@Centration I can't believe all of you take that 6 weeks thing so legit. it's not even reliable. like come one people be more intellegent then believing stuff from a celeberty magazine..

[Centration]

@dairyboy3065 The fact is, he's going to die for sure and you guys are laughing with it.

[aarodjsmash]

0:59 get an ipad

[rEEZEErB]

hahaha

[TheJakeDTH]

Well I think it's quite obvious that you just dressed up Walt Mosspuppet as Death and tried to pass it off as a new character! I'm on too you, Hogg!

[hac1m]

The text always scrolls backwards. Is that intentional? Its impossible to read.

[mtxoracle]

death is out of focus.

[Firebugzme]

I know Steve is a vegetarian and why he suffered cancer

[cpdkw]

LOL....

[whatelse041]

hahha, amazing video, may be true ;)

[gone414]

LOL

[RaxynSword]

a computer without flash isnt a computer

[SA300]

@RaxynSword A computer without flash doesn't crash.

[WrathOfTheGate87]

palpatine is the grim reaper? IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW! no one can live through all that palpatine has and be as old as he is and dark as he is without actually being death himself. brilliant!

[supertecnoboff]

lol

[skisupremo]

I love the Steve Jobs voice and puppet! Its amazing!!! I think you should make key-ring versions of the puppets :) I'd get one! Also, have you done anything on Jonny Ive???

[camerawoman5]

Ps mrhogg you didn't offend me don't worry.

[camerawoman5]

45th

[camerawoman5]

Thanks guys but insurrection777 don't be a troll.

[camerawoman5]

Thanks guy the vid is still funny but f u insurrection777!

[cmswim]

this is literally how quick time was created minus the grim reaper. There was an apple team which created the prototype for quick time; it was shown to steve jobs and it was rejected 3 times. This isnt a exact quote, but he said something along the lines of "why would you want to watch videos on a computer?"

[Vordreller]

That isn't palpatine's voice >_>

[Scheider28]

Go Palpatine!

[LordZelgius]

This was awesome!!! lol!

[Je55terK1ng]

Awesome, I would give you 5 stars but all i can do is like it, god damn facebook infecting crap.

[patoma16]

Genius ;)

[tehkseven]

GENIUS :D

[shadowace421]

lol so this is how the Ipad came to be...

[RichardRoy2]

Guelph,ON? That makes perfect sense. I tried bargaining with someone out of Guelph,ON, and it was the same thing. I'll have to try the death card.

[jeditiger1]

To me, it sounds like Death is a sober, well-rested Walt Mosspuppet

[mrhogg]

@camerawoman5 I'm sorry to hear that.

[bc2noob]

@mrhogg I laughed

[1Pelito1]

@camerawoman5 Evidently the video isn't mean to offend anybody. It's a joke, Steve liked it

[insurrection777]

@camerawoman5

really? what color did it turn her?

[insurrection777]

@camerawoman5

really? what color did it turn her?

[BTVideos1]

@camerawoman5 i'm really sorry about that but my dad also died when i was 13 on my birthday (well essentially) and i don't go around saying it on mildly related videos looking for sympathy which is what it looks like your doing. I feel really sorry for you and i don't mean to be odd but don't just go around saying that looking for sympathy.

[ChEmWen3]

@camerawoman5 Dude im sorry too :(

[Urmmumm]

@camerawoman5 I hope she died a painful death, she was a fucking whore who liked whores.

[fucking10ify]

@camerawoman5 Yeah? Well my frog died of cancer when I was 16, and he's WAAYY more important then your mum will ever be.

[destronia123]

How DARE you recycle Palpatine as the Grim Reaper! ;)

[ErickB69]

Wow! It's like you were there when death made the deal. Amazing.

[Justzim27]

"can I get early access to prototye—NO" xD

[Sonola777]

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

[Danny77uk]

"No."

Hahaha brilliant

[yuukisama2001]

Oh gawd this had me laughing. I had to watch it twice.

[naboob]

i thought he beat cancer by jumping the donor list, which had hundreds of kids waiting for a second chance at life.

[forrenz]

Wow, Palpatine does a pretty good American accent

;)P

[HymerSchmidt]

The timing was just a little off.

[P00P0STER0US]

I think cancer probably just found him too annoying to stick around and finish the jobs.

[tyfeatherling]

@P00P0STER0US hahahaha "finish the jobs" hahahaHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome!

[P00P0STER0US]

@tyfeatherling :) No, YOU'RE awesome!

[P00P0STER0US]

I think what adds insult to injury about the iPad is that it's kinda slippery to hold.

I think we should call it the iVista because it's got that sort of unready quality that you'd give to a product that's halfway through development, but released anyway because people will pay and the company wants some of their money. As Vista was nothing special but added a few user-experience changes, so the iPad is nothing special but adds a big screen.

[durge666]

@P00P0STER0US Agreed. And didn't apple come out with a new iPad 2 weeks after they released the first version? The iPad 3G? What happens to the people who bought the iPads when they first came out? Do they get some sort of refund? If not, that's just fucking cheap. In every sense of the word. Even Darth Vader would frown upon that. If he could frown, y'know, with the rebreather mask and all.

[cyberkeks]

@durge666 Well they announced both, the iPad and the iPad 3G the same day. Everybody who bought the one without 3G knew that there'll be another version.

[P00P0STER0US]

@durge666 I fully agree. The iPad should come with a free upgrade in the first two major version releases. At the very least for anyone who signed up for an applecare contract. Or a heavy discount on the newer purchase. Something.

[UltimateFlank]

Hahaha this does go a long way to explaining some things. Love the vids keep it up!

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm betting it was really the meds he was on that led to the iPad. Serious hallucinogens which showed him visions of pearly white sheep, and silos full of money.

[DomokomoNeyo]

scrolling the end credits backwards is really a good idea...

[bateestah]

I think this is really how the iPad came to be. :0

[AlicanC]

-Hey, can I get access to early prototypes?

-No!

LOL

[MiguelsChatBox]

iPad aka the Newton 2.

[Mr4Spy4]

so funny

[tomdamonkey999]

First!