IOSYS: You Should Drink Cucumber Flavored Beer!

[desertpunk75]

First thing that came to mind: SHE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!

[ProgInternetExplorer]

How cute.

[Doomguy593]

@imtheonly1sanehere

I think that's called maki not sushi. Sushi is with raw fish not vegtables.

[imtheonlysane1here]

I had cucumber sushi yesterday. It was delicious!

[JinGitaxias]

THIS! This is the fucking creepiest thing I've ever watched!

Yet so HNNNNNNNNGH!

[CpnGame]

0:40

Nitori is wearing a cucumber costume. Your argument is invalid.

[Bactchan]

1:13 : Kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

Also lol the cucumber pepsi.

[checko5555]

makes drinking cucumber sound awesome

[pikurosonai00]

I can't watch this the same way after the Yukkuri version. TT^TT

[Lss40]

She cuts the cucumber lengthwise! Ohohohoho

[honeybun5565]

1:50 CUCUMBER-FLAVOURED BEER, IT'S HAIR-RAISING!

[ZAWIxMETIN]

xD



[kiteofdark]

WHAT THE SHIT

[blackholefalling]

Hina is NOT food!

[DamagingSilverStar]

Great now I'm hungry for a salad >.>

[miselw]

LOVE YOUR VEGETABLES EVERYWHERE!

[OwlCityfiedGirl]

.............

[takulu64]

nitori with PURPLE HAIR

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

Turn mine into a pickle please...

[KokiriDoll]

^__^ Awwwwww!

[blacklustwolf]

Actually they are very tasty with lime and salt o and chilli powder

[zekk0ut]

eww cucumbers

[IronKingLeo]

Once you've watched all these IOSYS vids there is no going back. You can never be "normal" again.

The faint of heart should leave now.

[darthBel]

93 people don't like Cucumbers, those heartless bastards!

[lxXAbsoluteZeroXxl]

1:45.......  O.o nightmares

[HigurashiAMV]

drink vegitable juice! D:

[yotsubaSP]

this is so fucking cute what the hell lol

[TheSpaceSoldier]

ITS TASTES GREAT

[wangtang32000]

no one plz dont translate anything the person below has said! D:

[roothands]

I once stuck a cucumber slice in my Yuengling and really it wasn't that bad.

THANKS IOSYS.

[sarah15231]

@roothands YES!!!!!!

[schwarzerTeufel88]

@roothands i didn't know what "Yuengling" is until i googled it. But before that i was so scared when i was reading this comment ... i was sooo scarred :D

[DarkprinX2500]

@schwarzerTeufel88 lol ..me too

[Cloaytonem2]

@roothands STICK A CUCUMBER SLICE IN EVERYTHING, IT'LL MAKE IT BETTER.

[DarkprinX2500]

i want this on my MP3 player...XD

[flyingkage]

I know I was doing something before I watched this..... The cuteness has ruined my train of thought!!!

[MegaG58tehfirst]

Suwako's head is to big for the hat

[bakafairypwns]

i cant watch this without sulking. not after i saw *shudders* THAT video O.O

[FlashYoCheez]

1:07 honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star honey porn star

[ProOrochiMaru]

1:01 cucumber pepsi

[apsuenbwyfer11]

cucumbers by mrweebl is the featured video...

[KittySama]

MOE MOE KYUUN

[UberGamer1030]

add in suwako and nitori and you've got the CUTEST thing EVAR

[mahziel]

I must have this wonderful magic cucumber beer 0.0

[crazysparkle123]

im not allowed to drink beer

[Modelsforhire]

what the fuck

[amitabho123]

上帝看也这个了也会喝了。。。

[MyKurohime]

: ' D

..........

But I don't like cucumbers...

[hsbinh1412]

If anyone here think they are going to die from the cuteness overload

Here's a counteract:

watch?v=9wR5R7F19Ik

[UberGamer1030]

@hsbinh1412 it made me angry :P

now i need to see this vid to cool me down :P

[Zellig]

no eating hina >.<

[LincolnakaOnion]

Waaaait.. Po-pi-po stole idea from this one? o0

[BBsgalore]

It took me a second to realize that they were saying "Cucumber". I hought they were just shouting gibberish.

[mager56723]

...I can taste the diabetes in this video

[classicgamerguy112]

all beer should have Nitori's face printed on it

[XkittymewmewX]

this song is too cute to have something to do with beer XD

[BambiiChanOKawaii]

I saw the title to this song and was like...

''What?? No way!! cucumber and beer? e___e Eww... I dun drink beer...

[XxAliceLuvsJasperXx]

my step mom walked by when i was watching this video the other day and she twitched because she hates cucumbers XD

[MegaM7777]

1:08 am i the only one that saw reimu depressed about not having any donations?

[MrKnightCraft]

this was my first iosys song.. i heard it till now around 140 times and i like it even now : |

[Charmcaser1]

nitori wouldnt wanna be eating german cucumber right now

[czteryS]

kyu kyum bah kyu cum bah

[XxXFl0oD3RXxX]

@czteryS ∩( ・ω・)∩==== Intro Lyrics Analysis ====∩( ・ω・)∩

Actually, it's "kyu kyu kan! kyu kyu kan! kyu kyu kan! kyukanba!". That, with a 2nd voice, saying "Kyu kyu kan" all the way~ So the last word, "Cucumber", would still have a "Kyu kyu kan" sound to it~

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In english, it means "Cu cu cum! Cu cu cum! Cu cu cum! Cucumber!" =] (no pun intended)

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[PsionicumX]

@XxXFl0oD3RXxX Sounds more like "kyu kyu kan! kyu kam bah!(2x)"

[XxXFl0oD3RXxX]

@PsionicumX It goes like this:

Main vocals: Kyu kyu kan! Kyu kyu kan! Kyu kyu kan! Kyukanba!

2nd voice: Kyu kyu kan! Kyukanba! Kyu kyu kan! Kyukanba!

Thus making the 2nd "Kyu kyu kan!" somehow sound like "Kyukanba" and making the "Kyukanba!" some how sound like "Kyu kyu kan!"

Lyrics:

(I hope I could type the link here, but the url contains some kanji, and youtube messes it up.)

[PsionicumX]

@XxXFl0oD3RXxX Ah. Thanks. :)

[inuyasha103190]

@XxXFl0oD3RXxX HA HA HA............cum.

[geishagirl2010]

This has to be, the cutest, most random video EVER! ^^

[FlandreScarletAngel]

Did anyone notice hina on a plate at 0:06?

[LuckyStarAlice13]

She looks a bit like Miku...

What would happen if they met eachother? Have a conversation about leek, cucumber and other vegetables?

[088Julie880]

@LuckyStarAlice13 they don't look anything alike, they're even totally different species. nitori is a kappa, thus her affinity for cucumbers. Miku is an android and therefor can't go into a river to meet a kappa. Just to clear it up. C:

[YouyoumuTeam]

yuyuko! xD

[CS1Energypyre]

Crossover with Po Pi Po. Make it happen.

[Gabressan]

i never loved cucumber so much...why did i sayd that?...nitori cucumber syndrome?

91 got drunk and missed the like button

[BeautyByKaty]

@AlbinoFlareon Yes, They are :)

[MissKT101]

co za asy...

[Wobuffet3]

@MissKT101 no u

[BeautyByKaty]

@Wobuffet3 What?

[majorRedelitE]

ಠ_ಠ

[DigitalYoshii]

Hina's sushiiiii !

[ZerigaX]

I'm surprised nobody has said "IT" yet.

[BlanFan2O]

The fuck?

I think that this would make more sense under the influence...

[STR9NGESTxLUNATIC]

@Bablet161 ITS EFFING SCARY!!!!!!

[absurdon123]

【手書き】きゅうり味のゆっくりしていってね

<3

[BreakneckWalrus]

What the heck have I just watched?

[SuperDappleleaf]

yeahhhhh.....The creepy version ish creepy. O.O

[AcolyteSilene]

I wonder if Nitori has ever tried baked cucumber like the kind in FV?

[kagamine353]

awwww this is cute ^w^

[usernameshortage]

0:33 smoke a cucumber like you don't give a fuck

[killette2]

Nobody recovers from the creepy version!

[Akuerus]

even though i cant understand a word they say i still love theses fcking songs!

[LuckyStarAlice13]

She reminds me of a cuter version of Hatsune Miku :)

Especially after seeing her in a geddan/get down meme...

[CpnGame]

@LuckyStarAlice13

Volcaloid Nitori.

...FUND IT

[PylonLulz]

0:41

Is it bad that when I see this part, I think of a Minecraft parody with Nitori in it?

Said parody is called "Cavecraft".

[SamuChurchill]

that looks like a chinese militar communist adoctrination for pre-schoolars

[PsionicumX]

@SamuChurchill I see your point, Churchill.*giggle*

[theemurider]

@SamuChurchill

Lucky you skipped school entirely, then.

[SamuChurchill]

@theemurider i live in venezuela and i know how is militar communist adoctrination, perra XP

[Zellig]

@SamuChurchill GET BACK TO WORK AND PLANT MORE CUCUMBERS CITIZEN #974!

[SamuChurchill]

@Zellig XD lol

[nerradmw]

@SamuChurchill ? any one ever tell u ur weird? cause ur not lol ur right

[SamuChurchill]

@nerradmw i don't get what you say...

[HyperShadic191]

almost reminds of harvest moon

[PsionicumX]

I wonder what happens when you drink cucumber-flavored beer?

[PokeMARX]

I discovered what happened to reimu's dumplings now =3

[weirdo9665]

Too....CUTE...... DX *dies of cuteness*

[Lumachu]

I don't think I want to know what happened in the creepy version.

/hates morbid curiosity

[lemonkitty8]

*starts chanting cucumber*

[makazen]

cucu cum ber mmmmm

[makazen]

cucumber mmmmm

[toonlinklogigan]

CONGRATOLATIONS YOU JUST GOT CUTE'ROLLD!

[lucarioman69]

@toonlinklogigan

Then I've cute roll'd myself over 20 times

[Esupanitix]

@toonlinklogigan There are cuter songs.

[CanOfMapleSirup]

Cucumber cucumber cucumber cucumber cucumber!

[GoldenSodaXbox]

OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT CUTE NITORI THING JUST NOW

HERE I AM WATCHING CREEPY VIDEOS WHEN SOMETHING CUTE COMES UP

SWEET GOD

[gokk777]

You lie nitori

I thought drinking 18 cucumber beers would make me dance and multiply at the same time on top of the lily pad

(passes out) m(_ _)m

[Avidonna]

Cucumbahh~!

[wangtang32000]

ah i prefer this one over the creepy vegetable juice miku >_>

[FieryShaverdian]

Is this one of them toohoo things?

[SuikaorRemilia]

@FieryShaverdian

ITS TOUHOU!!!!!

sorry...

[mmdftw]

this recovered me from the creepy ver.

thats how powerful this is

but the kappaNEETori....i wont

[gokk777]

@mmdftw agree

[gokk777]

I prefer this I'm still scarred and I barely watched the creepy version hold me

[SwiftSkii]

@ComradeMagnum

Melon.

[SwiftSkii]

Beer flavored cucumber.

[ComradeMagnum]

@SwiftSkii what would the pickles taste like?

[gamerseye171]

International Operation of Scaring You Silly? XD

[gamerseye171]

what does IOSYS mean?

[noyukikun]

i wanna share some Cucumber Flavored Beer with suika now

[animeloverseira]

84 life forms arent human

[quaek]

i can't approve this.

[Luksferatus]

0:53 KAAAH TO MUCH MOE FOR MAH SYSTEM!!!!!!! X_x

[ShokoraOto]

whats the relationship between Touhou and IOSYS? 

[RandomAHOL]

@ShokoraOto IOSYS is one of the many popular doujin circles that do SEVERAL and I mean SEVERAL Touhou derivative works, they've been around fo a long time.

[torchic3]

KOICUMBAH!

[3993816]

Too cute! And too annoying ^_^

[CpnGame]

Cu-cum-ba~

[zlcoolboy]

This is awesome. XD

[missmeww2]

I love this song!

[GimmeAFuckinSandwich]

i feel a strong urge to drink with my little sister now O.O

[donbasuradenuevo]

I still cannot unsee the "other" version @_@

[machinimafanboy100]

0:44 titties!

[MikuKonataMoon]

I now love cucumbers.

[calvinruin]

I'm going to say kero after everything for a day and see how non-touhou players react :)

[koolbowser961]

The voice sounds like Meganium's

[Cubearmy]

Creepy version is at /watch?v=hzmBFT4dt1A

[TaroRokashu]

Oh Japan...

[Rayquaza9900]

82 people haven't recovered yet from the creepy version.

[shinrainc88]

@Rayquaza9900 Me be scaaaaaared! D`X

[Rayquaza9900]

@shinrainc88

actually, i haven't really recovered either

xD

[MegaM7777]

@Rayquaza9900 what creepy version?

[shinrainc88]

@MegaM7777 /watch?v=hzmBFT4dt1A

[zackattack50ful]

@shinrainc88 O.O WHY DID YOU NOT WARN US THATS SOME SCARY STUFF THERE MAN kero (plz dont ask about the kero)

[shinrainc88]

@zackattack50ful Okay, kero.

[zackattack50ful]

@shinrainc88 plz dont say kero its my thing kero

[shinrainc88]

@zackattack50ful I can't help it, kero.

[zackattack50ful]

@shinrainc88 DAMN I MADE ANOTHER HUMAN FROG SHIT kero

[shinrainc88]

@zackattack50ful It's not your fault, I absorb everything like a sponge, keronyan. Oops, keronyan.

[zackattack50ful]

@shinrainc88 oh ok kero

[MrkrMan]

@Rayquaza9900 Link to this version please? :D

[RenzokukenLionheart]

@Rayquaza9900 creepy version?

[eternaldragon345]

@RenzokukenLionheart

watch?v=hzmBFT4dt1A

Watch and be scarred for life.

[fdxpunk]

@Rayquaza9900 where i want to see the creepy version as i loved overdrive remix.

[SweetxGuilt]

@Rayquaza9900 I know I havent..

[bloopboy12]

@Rayquaza9900 whats the creepy version?

[dfgl1029]

@Rayquaza9900 ItZ 84 people NAWww

[XxXMarisaKirisameXxX]

@Rayquaza9900 Creepy version? What creepy version?

[Rayquaza9900]

@XxXMarisaKirisameXxX

Search up "Cucumber Flavoured Yukkuri".

Be warned, it's called the creepy version for a reason. o.o

[SuikaorRemilia]

@Rayquaza9900

I imagine that thing crawling on my celing O_O

[Rayquaza9900]

@SuikaorRemilia

inorite?

[bedbug1991]

@Rayquaza9900 Nobody ever will

[firemonkey4me]

@Rayquaza9900 where is the creepy version? O.O

[Bablet16]

@Rayquaza9900 Creepy version?(Hasn't seen)

[BlanFan2O]

@Rayquaza9900 Implying that there's a creepier version.

[TheSuperSaiyan]

@BlanFan2O

<Stating that there is.

[dreamtraveler1313]

@Rayquaza9900

May I ask what the 'creepy version' is? (hasn't watched it, don't hate me D: )

[ReasonForCrying]

Nyaa kawaii ( ^.^ ) <3<3

[majorRedelitE]

=A= what the fuck?

KYU CUN BA!