how can you profess to be a ninja (one who practices the art of invisibility) when you post blogs of yourself all the time. A real ninja is not seen at all. I think at one point i saw a picture of the real you (Kent Nichols) on wikipedia but it got taken down.
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I don't think he has the staying power for a full half-hour (22 min.) show, maybe should try for a 15-min. show like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or something.
what do you want anyone else to do about ur countries comunism it is your problom god stop bitching and do something about it in the meantime i will be waiting
that is not nessisarily the way democracy works that just american politics and most ppl do understand communism its a good idea it just doesnt span out in the long run
hahahaahha Juggalotim is right.. most of you people spred across the U.S. know little about the real meaning of communism. many years ago my birth country was under communism rule,, and belive me thats a country to set an example for communism.. everyone had their own, no bums on the street, in my eyes it was the perfect way of life, untill 92:( but thats another story.. so long..
capitalism > communism Two North-Koreans are arguing about whether it is or it isn't worth to immigrate to the United States. One of them says: "I've heard that in the US, 2 street dogs have eaten a guy!" The other one: "So, let's go then!!! Yesterday in Pyongyang I saw 2 guys sharing only 1 dog!"
destroyed Czech economics, suppressed religion and most people, who disagreed were arrested and worked in uranium mines, or "just" spent the rest of their lives in prison, their childern weren´t allowed to study on colleges, shops were empty; books, magazines, TV, everythign was censored; land was seized,... so "it's a good economical and governmental choice." ?
Hey, I´m from Czech republic, if you americans know where it is. Communism has been in Czech for fifty years (1948-1989) and believe it, it´s bullsh*t;
if you love communisim so much why don't u go live in vietnam or china... then comment on why you love it so much... i bet you couldnt live a month in a communist country then your gonna start complaining "i wish i was back in [insert where ever your from]"
what's wrong with communism?it's a good economical and governmental choice.you,like others,must think i'm a nazi.HITLER WAS A FACIST,NOT A COMMUNIST!!!hitler was a racist asshole.read the communist manifesto and see how a true communist government would be,not that soviet russia shit.
You people should all do a web search for Taco Ninja, a restaurant outta my hometown of Columbus, OH; that's some good muthafunkin grub, and they sell nice t-shirts on their website. Pilgrimage anyone?
LOL!! Makes your mother want to shoot herself in the head. My favorite quote ever. Also, the friend just keeps killing people who walks into the restaraunt.
not AS funny as the others Iv seen, but still really funny.
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As others have said, it's just a joke and you can't possibly make it seriously. They made one comment about it, I can understand if thay went on and on. Besides, he didn't make fun of AFRICANS, he made a comment about AFRICA.
This guy is fucking hilarious, Joa you dont know what the fuck youre on about.And that silly girl "how dare he make fun of Africa!", was that a question, because they useually have this ? at the end. I have half a mind to lay down some African jokes......
He makes fun of everything pussy. He finally made fun of something realted to you and you started crying about it you pansy!! You laughed your butt off when he was talking crap about ittalians
you so italian ninja
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how can you profess to be a ninja (one who practices the art of invisibility) when you post blogs of yourself all the time. A real ninja is not seen at all. I think at one point i saw a picture of the real you (Kent Nichols) on wikipedia but it got taken down.
Kent Nichols I Look Forward to killing you soon!
FENRISFENRIRWOLF 2 years ago
they have come along way with the voice of this guy.
Gotrilliten 2 years ago 5
hay hay hay. ;D w
Zinkster94 3 years ago
Thats called Nichole Richy
emo777monster 4 years ago
i don't want to see his mouth, he's a ninja... like Kakashi
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cFrancks 4 years ago
cool if you look good you can see is mouth :D
skippyball666 4 years ago
when can you see his mouth? at what time?
Blackheart4eva 4 years ago
put your pc brightness alittle higher and look good at this mouth
skippyball666 4 years ago
ah yeah ^^ thank you ^^
Blackheart4eva 4 years ago
nps ^^
skippyball666 4 years ago
tv show tv show tv show
KurisakiIchigoX12 4 years ago
I don't think he has the staying power for a full half-hour (22 min.) show, maybe should try for a 15-min. show like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or something.
FronzelQNeekburm 4 years ago
He so funny, MTV hire him someone please
jafarinhas 4 years ago
i look forward to killing you soon.
cameron0wuz0here 4 years ago
ya man please someone put him on tv!!!
gingerKiddo 4 years ago
his ninja sauce will make you shoot your mother. ha ha. lol
muhammadm777 4 years ago
i agreeeeeee. put on mtvvvvvvvv!
alkhajah 4 years ago
yes!! a tv show! agreed!
TeacupOfDoom 4 years ago
PLEASE someone make a TV show for him, they need money anyway so why not make some from tv
mattman9106 4 years ago
Someone PLEASE give this man a TV show
dantegands 5 years ago
thats called nicole ritchie or africa.OMG that was funny as hell!
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TheRideOfPaulRevere 5 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaandAskANinja!
brandodojo 5 years ago
i was talking about the Czech
masterlevi13 5 years ago
what do you want anyone else to do about ur countries comunism it is your problom god stop bitching and do something about it in the meantime i will be waiting
masterlevi13 5 years ago
Fuck politics, this is ask a ninja
And democracy is shit because we only get to make One decision every 4 years, and thats which idiot to put into power for the next for
AJUK88 5 years ago
that is not nessisarily the way democracy works that just american politics and most ppl do understand communism its a good idea it just doesnt span out in the long run
SithAssassin14 5 years ago
countrys name was Yugoslavija
Turbosanac 5 years ago
hahahaahha Juggalotim is right.. most of you people spred across the U.S. know little about the real meaning of communism. many years ago my birth country was under communism rule,, and belive me thats a country to set an example for communism.. everyone had their own, no bums on the street, in my eyes it was the perfect way of life, untill 92:( but thats another story.. so long..
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capitalism > communism Two North-Koreans are arguing about whether it is or it isn't worth to immigrate to the United States. One of them says: "I've heard that in the US, 2 street dogs have eaten a guy!" The other one: "So, let's go then!!! Yesterday in Pyongyang I saw 2 guys sharing only 1 dog!"
BDizzle270 5 years ago
Why are u talking about communism in a topic about one video of "Ask a Ninja"?
gmaynardes 5 years ago
destroyed Czech economics, suppressed religion and most people, who disagreed were arrested and worked in uranium mines, or "just" spent the rest of their lives in prison, their childern weren´t allowed to study on colleges, shops were empty; books, magazines, TV, everythign was censored; land was seized,... so "it's a good economical and governmental choice." ?
TomChmelar 5 years ago
Hey, I´m from Czech republic, if you americans know where it is. Communism has been in Czech for fifty years (1948-1989) and believe it, it´s bullsh*t;
TomChmelar 5 years ago
i love this dude, hes freaking awsome..ninja sauce
AshleyTizzyBaby 5 years ago
you have no idea...
alyxander 5 years ago
p.s. dont call people retarded for their beliefs if you dont know what their beliefs are,jackass.
juggalotim 5 years ago
if you love communisim so much why don't u go live in vietnam or china... then comment on why you love it so much... i bet you couldnt live a month in a communist country then your gonna start complaining "i wish i was back in [insert where ever your from]"
alyxander 5 years ago
Nice to see you too ^^
Boxxes 5 years ago
Lol
"Oh I make such a good Ninja sauce it'll m,ake you want to shoot your mother in the head."
sciuto 5 years ago
ninja sause, my god, i shot my mother in the head,..
stupid bitch didnt know hwat was going on.
PomonaPete 5 years ago
im a communist(not sarcasim).i freakin love this ninja dude.yay ninjas,they kick pirate ass
juggalotim 5 years ago
fuck you communist retard
alyxander 5 years ago
what's wrong with communism?it's a good economical and governmental choice.you,like others,must think i'm a nazi.HITLER WAS A FACIST,NOT A COMMUNIST!!!hitler was a racist asshole.read the communist manifesto and see how a true communist government would be,not that soviet russia shit.
juggalotim 5 years ago
socialisim dude that's the good one
waffleize747 5 years ago
you dont have to eat it if you dont want to but thats called Nicole Richie or...Africa.... LMAO!!!!
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bigjam 5 years ago
You like men.
StaindSoul1001 5 years ago
no im straight unlike u and ur hole family you dick licking asshole eater!!
bigjam 5 years ago
LOL thats too funny XD
BishieGoku 5 years ago
if anyone dissaproves of this awsome ninja guy...your a communist...
SaraSohma7 5 years ago
Indeed. Or possibly Christian.
SailorChaos 5 years ago
hahaa
MaryTheTank 5 years ago
i like the begining of these;)
allthegoodusernamez 5 years ago
You people should all do a web search for Taco Ninja, a restaurant outta my hometown of Columbus, OH; that's some good muthafunkin grub, and they sell nice t-shirts on their website. Pilgrimage anyone?
Iguanaobliterate 5 years ago
...or Africa
paintupurple 5 years ago
lmao @ ''just ask nicole richie... or africa''
VickiBearH2ODiva 5 years ago
i love his handmotions.
OneTwoTieMyShoe 5 years ago
Sandeep...hmmm, grrrrr >_< that name reminds me of a stupid, annoying guy at my school who screws everything up!
AltecRoc 5 years ago
I have a guy like that at my school... 'cept his name is Riley. If there are any hitmen here who would like to kill him, that's Riley Mason.
mrallex 5 years ago
hahahhah!!
calibre369 5 years ago
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prettyhatem80 5 years ago
Hes so awesome because of his nerdy lisp... i kinda wanna have a nerdy lisp now
rgicku 5 years ago
well im afraid no one has to eat if they dont want to, thats called nicole richy, or AFRICA
guitarsmasher108 5 years ago
I LOLLED!
linxer3 5 years ago
LOL!! Makes your mother want to shoot herself in the head. My favorite quote ever. Also, the friend just keeps killing people who walks into the restaraunt.
TrapNinja 5 years ago
nichole richie........ or africa LMAO
Imabadger1 5 years ago
Fart Factor ! uaeuheahae
gamizuco 5 years ago
made, ninjas are so cool. I want to be a ninja. T.T
yunaai 5 years ago
great ninja, teach me the ways of ninja cookery... (thats a joke yall)
SacredFeth 5 years ago
he rules lol
jamiekerk 5 years ago
anybody that takes this too seriously has a shuriken up their arse!
:D
jltohru 5 years ago
"My Ninja sauce would make you shoot your mother in the head" lol
parappa 5 years ago
but if you remember goodfellas ray used a shaving razor thats what he is getting at
Vindur 5 years ago
surikens arnt use for cuting its the kunai
mastergates0 5 years ago
he said shurikens used for shaving the vegetable, not cutting it
TrapNinja 5 years ago
*BANG BANG* Thanks for the recipie Ninja
Calledfwych 5 years ago
oh my if you tasted my ninja sause you would shoot your mother in the head. lmao XD
kittythfmelina 5 years ago
haha, you guys are cool. Lets argue about something that doesnt matter. "ur a jerk." "no, UR a jerk"
Timisasweetdude 5 years ago
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not AS funny as the others Iv seen, but still really funny.
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As others have said, it's just a joke and you can't possibly make it seriously. They made one comment about it, I can understand if thay went on and on. Besides, he didn't make fun of AFRICANS, he made a comment about AFRICA.
sneezy1974 5 years ago
this was funny and jezro is right comment on the vid instead of fighting.mmmkay!
koshinani1250 5 years ago
wtf,its funny,chill the fuck down posers
lonewolf3X6 5 years ago
hehe seriously, this comedy! lighten up folks. Sheesh, say one careless thing and get eaten alive...
NinjaJoseph 5 years ago
lol, this stuff is hilarious, random, n suilly, u cant take this seriously, so dont get worked up about it
smalltim 5 years ago
racist? selfconcious? hahaha? what the hell are you sayin kid. go and play somewhere else fuckin cocksucker
Joaquin360 5 years ago
ho the fuck is talking to you fagot
Joaquin360 5 years ago
lol whats up with this loser, I don't know wtf are you talking about so go fuck yourself
Joaquin360 5 years ago
ooh gosh what a meanie
JagypiMp 5 years ago
hey hey hey...you guys are both wrong. Joaquin is a racist bastard and loser is a selfconcious prick...hahaha
skunksummer 5 years ago
I don't know how can this be funny for anyone
Joaquin360 5 years ago
well no one asked you. you must be one of those normal people
loser246 5 years ago
How can it NOT be funny?! His random babbling is hilarious!!
littleangel98488 5 years ago
This guy is fucking hilarious, Joa you dont know what the fuck youre on about.And that silly girl "how dare he make fun of Africa!", was that a question, because they useually have this ? at the end. I have half a mind to lay down some African jokes......
MSF1 5 years ago
ask a ninja really sucks
Joaquin360 5 years ago
you suck
loser246 5 years ago
haha, 'That's called Nicole Richie!!' I'm in total agreement with that one, lol.
Thank you Ninja....
wandongluv 5 years ago
You know what’s funny, jinachan was clearly joking but you guys are either stupid or on some "I'm not pc" grandstanding, that you missed it.
Panamagreen 5 years ago
shhh, you were'nt supposed to tell them :-p
Raptor0609 5 years ago
Thank god for you two. I thought I was the only sane one around here.
RoboPrawn 5 years ago
*chomp chomp* huh? What? I'm just eatin' a Fat Burger.
rifter 5 years ago
I GOT CHEESE IN MY PANTS AND THERE ARE CATS FIGHTING FOR IT AAAAAHHHHHH!
DarkAziath 5 years ago
He makes fun of everything pussy. He finally made fun of something realted to you and you started crying about it you pansy!! You laughed your butt off when he was talking crap about ittalians
MetalcoreManiac 5 years ago
LOL GOOD FOR HIM MAKING FUN of Africa... no one cares jinachan!!!
noscreams 5 years ago
You fat american...I care!
BleachGirl 5 years ago
FRWAKING LOL!
belmont59 5 years ago
This is phat unlike Chris Farley ninja cuz that just fat.
JADEDVisalian 5 years ago
How dare he make fun of Africans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jinachan 6 years ago
HOW DARE HE MAKE FUN OF NICOLE RICHIE! GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
howdoishotweb 5 years ago
are you african? seriously lighten up
loser246 5 years ago
who cares comon he makes us luaghs so who the fuck cares if he makes fun of africa
NickyTheWolfy 5 years ago