House-ism #817

[zoyataylor]

respekt ;)

[jessecrespin]

women and men are not equals and will probably never be. do women get drafted in wars? no. if a woman punched a man in the face would he hit her back? probably not. its funny how women want the benefits of equality but none of the duties or consequences.

[misuiki6325]

before you watch the video put your finger in the middle of the screen then move a little to the left wait for your reward

[sasimljemihuddy]

ewwww stacy

[NOMNOMSUSHIBEAR]

@musicbrain5

What about chicks before dicks?

[Nymphonomicon]

Awww, you cut off "Wilson" breaking character...

[musicbrain5]

sistas before mistas!

[BellaMarie220]

LOL press and hold three and laugh :D

[oneprizeonegoal]

I'd love the return the brofist to house at the end

[Saber10inch]

lol pause at 00:25 xD

[ccsrobot]

"Bros before hoes, man" :D

[FreonRose]

i find it amazing how out of the entire staff of serious doctors house is the only jackass ... and he does it sooo well

[AbokaseeRed]

Everytime he says something epic in House it immiedatly repeats itself in the same voice he had for Jeeves and Wooster!

[Vaega1]

clipped the end of the scene. Wilson smiles so hard, lol. this scene made me smile

[CrazyPoetLady]

Lol

"bros before hos"

Riiight lmao.

It's pure House.

[PregnantCheese]

haha makes me think of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother

[PuffyTony]

hahah

[frenchtoast013]

Bros before hoes man. XD

I don't know he does it! A compassionate jack***!

[DieHardDeus]

The word is Jackass.

[frenchtoast013]

thats what i said. jack***. lol

[grumpytosnowwhite]

LOL I almost died laughing at the look on his face when he does the knuckle-up. Just....the delivery of the line is so House-ish yet so atypical at the same time. And he speaks the truth! The way he can disguise his care for a friend and still let it get across while still seeming like a jackass is phenomenal.

And BTW, if any ultra-feminists are going to get on my case, all it means is friendship is more important than sex. Nothing else!!

[MarHeavenAngel89]

Lol exactly!

I lol'd big time at this line!

I don't find it offensive at all.

I agree...he's saying friends come before his selfish sex pleasure!

House is amazing...he manages to be a good guy...and a total a-hole....at the same time! XD

[sernity230]

I know only he could do that. lol

[ztates]

@grumpytosnowwhite Feminists are worthless. Women, equal to men. Feminists, lying whores.

[grumpytosnowwhite]

@ztates Lol, I'M a woman and feminist, buster. I'm talking about ultra-feminists who IMO aren't real feminists, because their actions imply that women are so weak and borderline-insane we'll have a nervous collapse if someone makes a joke about us.

Aww, did the poor wittle insecure misogynist think he found a kindred spirit? Too bad :D

[ztates]

@grumpytosnowwhite How am I a misogynist? I clearly said women are equal to men. Everyone is a sexist to you people.

[grumpytosnowwhite]

@ztates Apologies for misreading your comment. But dude, I really think you're confusing feminists with those ultra-manhating-victim-playing­-whiny-selfish-hypocrites who use feminism as an excuse to complain about things that don't go their way and blame men for everything to feel better. Those aren't real feminists.

You think women are equal to men? If you also think people should strive to bring that equality into society, you're a feminist yourself. Don't judge a group by its crazy fringe.

[ztates]

@grumpytosnowwhite Yes I must be misunderstanding. I don't have a problem with pride. I have a problem with people like I see on pronoun news networks, people who support women violently cutting their husbands' penises off (that really happened. Saw the women on TV laughing about it) and when questioned, "But would you really be laughing if it was the other way around?", answer, "It's different." I think ultra-manhating-victim-playing­­-whiny-selfish-hypocrites is what I'm thinking of.

[Tessatron]

Pound it.

[bobbers7]

Go Dr. House!

[floormaster99]

Knuckle touch!

[Raven12516]

Dr House speaks the truth!

[shadows124]

bros before hoes

[jazzershmazzer25]

bros before hoes man.

lol:DD

[sora0491]

You actually count the House-isms? XDDD

[ferchiva123]

But there's a code. Bros b4 hos man.

[Tzeentchthousandsons]

hahahaha bros before hoes man! xD

[XMizukixUchihaX]

"Bros b4 hoes man."

<3 yay

[narutofanv12]

xD ohh yea thas good one house

xDD your funny man.

[zippoyay]

nice. i love them both.

[TheCanadianPrairies]

I saw this episode at school!

[Raven12516]

dr.house speaks the truth.

[supergirlpz]

hahahha

[GrindylowsNeedWater]

"bros before hoes man"

[NightmareDolly]

I take it he's never heard "chicks before dicks."

[FatAmericanGenius]

'Bros before hoes' makes more sense though. 'Chick' can refer to any random female but calling someone your 'bro' cannot be misinterpreted.

[SolitaryDarkness]

id on't mean the video XD I love it XD

[khatmandont]

mm, vintage wilson

[Vadamur]

Hőőő

[GoldenQuiet]

And there's house, eating a sandwhich over a guy in a coma. XD

[wargh12345]

It's spelled "hos"

-.-

[PineappleRiot]

only when the hooked on phonics hasn't taken effect. "hos" isn't a real word. "Hoes" is a real word. The plural of "Hoe", dennotatively it's a garden tool. But used in slang context, it's connotation changes to "whore".

[Kakerot4141]

which just goes to show you, the grammar troll with the good, well reasoned explanation will always triumph over the douche who just says its so and finishes with an even douchier emote.

and please don't tell me if I spelled douchier right because one I don't care and two I'll either proove the point one way or another depending on whoever responds.

[SolitaryDarkness]

just who the fuck cares?....

[youresocoolxD]

um wow nobody cares about what u say pineapple.

[wargh12345]

@PineappleRiot No, Ho, when used in slang context, is defined as whore. Otherwise it is an exclamation, used by say, Santa Claus. Hoe is a gardening tool, and is constantly used incorrectly as said slang term. It's been incorrectly used so many times, and we learn mostly by what we see, so that's how this stupidity has spread.

This is from Webster's Online:

Ho (definition 2)

noun

plural hos or hoes

Definition of HO

slang:

whore

I welcome you to do research and find the truth yourself.

[babydollXX1120]

i never thought i would hear house say bros before hoes man.... and then he does the knuckle up lmao

[xxRebeccaLouisexx]

haha classic!! I love the end of this scene!

[rslfangirl]

House/Wilson = cutest friends ever! :D

[mileyandJBluva]

So true!

[9Asfaloth9]

yes! :D they are perfect!

[tribble608]

yesss i totally agree

[ZelosWilder]

You win

[FrodrickVFS]

Bro's before hoes man

lol

[gossipgirlmusic]

HAHA xD

love hiim.

[moniebadonie]

Omg... LOL!!!

[chelslover]

Bro's before hoes

[TheMmmellow]

:DD I love House.

[tineblondine]

English is not my lingo and I don't understand the phrase "bros gefore hoes man". Can anyone explain, please?

[operaticxingenue]

bros=friends; hoes=girls. So, what House meant was friends before the girls. It's a bit of a pun because hoes literally means prostitutes/whores but, in this case, he meant girls...kinda. ;)

[billiejoewhorshiper7]

i love his face when he sticks out his fist

[KMchef13]

lulz! XD

[houseluverx7]

ohhhhhh i love house hes so flipin SEXY

[PrincessConsort]

Its just minuts to midnight and in my dark room and I just watched House say '.. bros gefore hoes man.'

I laughed so hard at that one phrase I may have a headache soon. I haven't heard that line for years. House is amazing and this clip is being saved to my favorites right now.

[ari8eyes]

gooooood!! hes so funny.. XD

[asifuwuld]

Hehehehe. He's so cute.

[FOOLYCOOLY]

aHAHAHA XD

He sticks out his fist