Game Fails: Halo Reach "The Ultimate Dilemma"

[majinkindall]

spartan1: fuh

spartan2: "get in wraith"

spartan1:mother fucker

[AMurderousKnute]

I didn't know you could cheat on angry birds O.o

[ronik809]

kat! you cant fool me, i'll always reconize you no matter what armour you're wearing.

[QuestDefined]

Dude what are you waiting for get off .

[xoxardnekoxo]

Is that considered a suicide or a betrayal? The announcer didn't say either. lol

[TrouserSn4ck]

the dislike bar is like a ninja. you cant see it but you know its there...

[YesR4U]

Apparently Suicide was the answer here... : \

[CosmicSawtooth]

Kat was in disguise...

[BISCUITCOOKI3]

"Hey bro! Watcha doing"

"U know, hanging onto a wraith on the side of a cliff"

[carjackedx2]

well played elite, well played

[codyh0886]

look it was a red kat clone!!!!!!

[solan3999]

with the iron skull on...

[UnknownWolf127]

The music was fitting.

[LeechOfSukiness]

*sees respawn point*

SON OF A BITCH!

[TheShadowUzumaki]

dude he was scared and told him to get in but did not listen to the other guy say its going to falll. as they fell he said "told you so"

[MrHeyheyhey27]

This is the funniest fail i've ever seen. How the hell did it not get onto fails of the weak!?

[legoboy101010]

DON'T MOVE!

[PallyKalhi]

|:(



[greendayrokz]

So much contemplation.....

[scout1097]

You know at the point when hes sittting on the ledge hes like

"YEAAAAAHHHH I DID I- oh. Shit."

[iChloride]

Kat's a red?

[DrunkenFiist]

Pfft, Female drivers...

[iliketoplaygamez]

ITS A RED COLOR KATTTTTTT EVILER KAT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[darkhellspartan975]

you know, that woulve sooooo sucked if he was playing alone XD

[Keyblademaster123100]

@darkhellspartan975 this same excact thing happend to me and i was alone no joke!

[darkhellspartan975]

@Keyblademaster123100 i friggin loled XD

sux sooo sooo much.

[killersniper1000]

lololololol

[LivingLifeless9]

This was amazing

[jakez764]

no no no NO!!!!

[jusanothercooldude]

@andj2009 they both died and went to last saved checkpoint

[dragonknightleader1]

So close. So close.

[bottomlesstrapholedu]

This must have been the most awkwardest moment. Ever.

[madman101ish]

spartan1: ok this does not look good um...

spartan2: HELP ME!!!

spartan1: i got it, i got it, i got it. *jumps in the drivers seat*

*vehical falls*

spartan1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!­!

spartan2: DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! stupid! stupid! stupid!

[Scarifar1]

@madman101ish TF2 FTW!

[madman101ish]

@Scarifar1 3 months and your the only one who reconized the referece! *pulls out bag of cookies* this is for you :)

[Raptorman0205]

it's too bad...like in the real world...that he couldn't just crawl over the damn thing.

[andj2009]

how did they get the wraith in the same spot twice?

[BananaMonkeyization]

Spartan : KIHYIA *boards and murders driver* Fuck yea.... now time to go an- Shit..... PHIL!

Phil: Wha- WTF...O_O

Spartan: Help me.

*LATER!*

Spartan: Ya know what im a damn spartan i can do a front flip over this...

Phil: I GOT IT!!! *jumps on*

Spartan:wha- OMG WTF RU DOING THIS ISNT FUNNY WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE

Spartan: Oh well at least we'll get a checkpoint *spawns* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

[ironman2241]

no no no NOOOOOOO

[Anthoney117]

Fcfgh

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

The music utterly makes this video. I love how appropriately tense it is as he's pondering whether or not to get in the thing.

[Droopah1]

@AirWaterLandBuffalo its not that, its when you stand on a wraith like that and attack it, your guy will be on the right. the problem? the wraith was positioned just so so that if the guy got off, which is the only option other than stay there, he would fall into the river. for some reason, your guy can only get on and off one way. so he could have destroyed the wraith, but the guy would have jumped off the same way, into the river. so he was trying to think what to do without dying xD

[TheFlamefolk]

That was a win on the Elite's part. I bet none of you can pull that off with out trying really hard. He's a Elite suicide trap. Like a bomb but with out the explosives 'n' stuff. If someone pulls this off send it this way, I want to see that.

[Hammerman24]

This is why we should be able to immediately board wraiths after taking out their pilots.

[aragenn]

@Hammerman24 or jump in the turret and the elite jumps out of the driver seat :P

[gangstasniped]

Double kill!



[MRVOC047]

press 5 to see firework

[Zooblegar]

press 1 then 9 its sounds the same

[Lucario26rox]

i would have left him there :)

[SuperLegopants]

dee dee dee.i have a tank.de de de i have a tank.driving driving.winning winning.

[96fierfly]

huh i didnt know kat changed her armor color

[AlphaSquadron10]

@96fierfly that is not Kat that is his friend and she is a girl. And besides, Kat has a prosthetic right arm, that person

didn't

[96fierfly]

@AlphaSquadron10 its called a joke

[buob1234567890]

BEST. AUTOSAVE. EVER.

[CYRONX1]

i guess he didnt see the other wraith i think it is in the background huh?

[Spartan243magi]

"Why don't you jump off this way?"

"Do I look like an Idiot to you!?"

[JaminWang09]

I like how he ran to it at the end and was like "fuck it" and ran off...

[EnragedPorkchop]

Elite: *Trollface*

[banjokazooielawyer]

press 9 for a blow up

[radiodjcy]

0:25 was like "Dude don't freaking move, just don't do a thing"

*jumps on the vehicle* "Damn"

[FullOnOtaku]

Lol, one of those youtube ads were playing in the background, and so when the wraith was falling off the edge, all I could hear was a small child screaming.

[jojofire1000]

The same thing happened to 13 other people

[Nick87F]

I love how there's like tense bomb defusing music in the background.

[McPhersonBassMaster]

0:30 - 0:34

"I'm going with you bro!"

[PepsilonAI]

The TWO things that beat tanks....gravity and idiocy

[PBlifestyleforever]

13 people suck at halo reach!

[Thehalopianoplayer]

/watch?v=EUQsQ4ab1f4

[SAMPDeathpeanalty]

Best Fail

[Wargammer1998]

Final destination momment

[THEMARKSMAN01]

Idiot: "YEA, suck on that you stupid elite! Thats for my bro...Oh crap..Hey Dude!" Buddy: "Me?" Idiot: "Yea you, can you help me and jump in this THING and drive it into Safety?" Buddy: "No fucking way man" Idiot "Awwwww come on.....i'd do the same for you" Buddy: *Sighs* "Fine, i'lll help you" Idiot: "Thanks, you wont regret it" Buddy: "I already am" Idiot: "Yea, keep going...Oh fuck" Buddy: "Douche" Idiot: "Hey look another one." Buddy: "No please, i'm not helping you." Idiot: "Huh, oh fuck

[laughthis138]

LOL what is the procedure for such an occasion ?

[KlineStife]

How are they gonna explain this one to my wife and kids..?

[Abderion]

Why didnt he just back the wraith up instead of trying to turn around?

[BigBlueGoat]

@Abderion Gravity...

[krazykid664]

Somehow, it was Kats fault.

[staskonstantinov]

@krazykid664 Wohoo we are the top commentators bro!

[krazykid664]

@staskonstantinov *Fist bump* Good work ma man, our hard work has finally paid off. Haha

[Cheetahrun75]

@krazykid664 The red getting into the wraith was someone related to Kat

[ODSTD56]

@krazykid664 Kat is on the other side? WE MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS WAR!

[SupahMunch]

"Why don't you just jump off THIS way instead of THAT way?"

"Do I look stupid to you?"

[The1stPistolSniper]

so basically...they were fucked

[ZataGigaX009]

Guy Watching: Whatchu doing?

Guy Stuck: Trying....to balance...so I don't fall... ._."

Guy Watching: *Troll Face*

Guy Stuck: ........Fk u....*Falls*

[KrimsinYT]

The music only heightens the tension.

[Shotgun93Steve]

stupid, stupid rat creatures.

[mario3585thesecond]

Don't get in. Don't. Get. In! DON'T! NO GO AWA-NOOOOOOO!

[pcfix33]

lol, no, ROFL. 

[joebobn00]

Its all Kats Fault

[pengwin9]

lol, this is great!!!

[urbannibja123]

'got something funnier?'.......heh..... No.... 

[staskonstantinov]

Spartan II were supersoliders with the most advanced shield system in UNSC history.

Spartan III were mass produced covert-ops supersoliders with the most advanced cloaking system.

Will Spartan IV learn how to swim???

[kravencho890]

@staskonstantinov didnt spartan ||| have SPI's but the particles that made cloaking in the spartan ||| armor were considered useless because they were burned from plasma damage

[ARCANEOS51OX]

@staskonstantinov no everyone knows that you can kill a spartan with a tea spoon of water but it begs the question why dont the covenant use super soakers ?

+ they were 1000 pounds of armor they sink like a stone lol.

[vortex594]

@staskonstantinov actually, the spartan III did know how to swim, 2 of them jumped off a cliff to escape an explosion in the books.

[wyatt5550]

@staskonstantinov You try to swim with several hundred lbs of body armor on. (Isn't much weight to the Spartans, considering John took down three ODST without being scratched)

[SuperR531]

@wyatt5550

Actually the armor weighs over a thousand pounds.

[LostEpsilon]

@staskonstantinov yeah i heard their armor comes with floaties attached

[Zerox466]

Spartan 1: *jacks wraith* Elite: Oh no ya don't i am taking you with me! *drives to cliff* Spartan 1: The heck you are!! *kills elite driver as it stops on hanging off cliff * ....oh...it is balanced....now to think of a safe way off... Spartan 2: *walks by* >.>.... Spartan1: ...Don't you do.... it i got this Spartin2: ...but.. Spartan 1: DAMN IT I SAID I GOT THIS!! Spartan 2: no you don't i will help *jumps on* Spartan 1: NO THE BALANCE!! Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[BillyBrootz]

amazing

[DaROFLBigMac]

0:15

Spartan on the left: Hey dude c'mon! We gotta finish this miss- WTF JUST HAPPENED?

Spartan on the right: Hey dude can you drive this thing so we can get this over with!

Spartan on the left: Okay, I must warn you though, I'm only 15, I don't have my driver's liscense yet.

Spartan on the right:Okay man just start this thi- wait, did you just say you were 15? HOW DID YOU JOIN THE UNS-

*Wraith falls off cliff*

Both: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK­KKKKKKKKK

[sasaki999pro]

@thedredmanable ....uuh... a threesome with cheerleaders :D

[Historian66669]

To make this ten times better, get Jack and Geoff to commentate. Please!

[ctx499]

fuck that is funny

FAIL

[BrothersImmortal]

Y U NO MELEE WRAITH INSTEAD?

[cockapoody4]

ROOSTERTEETH BROUGH.....o wait

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

Spartan 1: Someone help!

Spartan 2: >:)

Spartan 1: NNO! FUCK OFF RED!

Spartan 2: :D

*wraith falls off*

[DarkniteSystemsXZ]

And it would be even funny if the other would push the wrait insteading of climbing it...

[thewapow]

why didnt he just explode the wraith.. he'd have a much bigger chance of surviving then if he just fell off

[Evereetthebeyblader]

easy answer to how they fell: His partners a bitch

[icevolt2]

I literally got stuck in that EXACT position yesterday. To make it even worse, I got a checkpoint right as I was starting to fall off the cliff. Eventually, after 5 minutes of trying desperately to drive the Wraith to safety, the game pitied me and put me at an earlier checkpoint. Lastly, Jorge's Falcon got stuck IN the tree next to the spot where it lands. When that happened, I just rage quit. 0_o

[DarkniteSystemsXZ]

@icevolt2 I got almost a similar situation, unfortunately AI got out of the cliff at the checkpoint, and died 5 times consecutively, and then returned to a previus checkpoint, the saddest part of all is that isnt the first time hapeens that to me, in halo 2, en the first arbiter mission, i got a checkpoint into a cliff in a transport band....

[1kamikazeewatermelon]

ROLF

[austinderpdedoo301]

*Spartan 2 comes and sees the first spartan*

Spartan 1: "Help!

Spartan 2: "What should I do?"

Spartan 1: "ANYTHING! try driving the Wraith!"

Spartan 2: "Ok..."

*falls off cliff*

[BoatSniper49]

Imagine if they were playing LASO.

[winke60]

Open a new youtube, type in Geoff laughing and play this clip, enjoy

[shadowlinkplayer]

BAM! Spartans gave us six extra seconds of cooperation! Nice job, spartans. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[prototypevenom777]

you live by team work you die by team work

[TheToonGamer]

Teamwork at it's best...

If only they were both better players...

[elleadnih]

Close enough

[Shadow61978]

Lol, woman drivers.

[LordzBacon]

You should of just Pushed the X button too do a "last second save" and then raptly tap X too Pull him back up the cliff....Works everytime

[JLtheking2]

EPIC WIN!

[Blacklanterntavern]

The background music mae it really intense XD

[JACKMAN9988]

bring on the satefarm jokes because this was perfect

[xAT4]

Should be on, 'Fails of the Weak!'

[GGxSam]

YA JUST GOT SARGED

[Adventchurr0]

When that Wraith stopped right on the cliff, he stopped and thought: "Wait...why am I punching a heavy vehicle with my left hand?"

[HeromanOnAir]

@Adventchurr0 Wtf???

[NinjaSpartan17]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU-"-KABOOM!

[superblahmanofdoom]

This and the last one on fails of the weak 58 win.

[randomrocker3434]

He could've tried punching faster.

[SonicShadowSilver365]

Jesus, of all places to not have common sense... seriously how many of you out there are so fucked up that you do THAT with no common sense?!

[gaminggil]

camaro runs deep even though you dont want to

[Tydusis1]

You pound the Covenant bastard's face in, taking pride in every blow you give as retribution. As it grunts its breath, the Wraith sinks back to ground near a cliff edge, precariously perched, wavering back and forth as it settles. You can barely grip the alien machine, much less try and climb over the driver hatch to the other side, a taunting few yards away. Do you...

A) Call your brother-in-arms over to try and salvage it.

B) Try your luck and climb over anyway.

C) Deny the enemy; drive off

[animefreak232]

like defusing a mine that someone stepped on

[SanctusDeAnteurbani]

Well, that's unfortunate.

[arraneeno]

Thats just unlucky

[DanzingZombiez]

Lol, Thumbs up if Geoff brought you here!

[PsiTerrorPrime]

0:48

Red 1: fuck it not worth it

[GhostAlpha10]

Even though there is no commentation. Deep inside my mind, I can CLEARLY hear Geoff laughing hysterically. xDD

[rickman1945]

Not my fault someone didn't put a wall in my way.

[Jet7Wave]

Women.

[MrWillbobs]

Wait guys, I've got a great idea!

Italian Job all the way.

[MrVanDaylay]

41,000 views and 1635 likes!?!?

yeah that sounds about right.

[WildBuck007]

This is SO a roosterteeth Red vs Blue moment =D

[hatchling001]

Don't worry, I got this.

[Darkwyng99]

Not even Allstate would cover the damage on that Wraith. Should have just left it alone.

[Dekomlev]

WHY U NO GET WRAITH INSURANCE ON SPAWN SPOT MISPLACEMENT!?

[wikieditspam]

I was really surprised he didn't just push him off the cliff the first time.

[TheFrogWarrior]

*This is the south preservation society...*

-I hate you-

[WarDragon989]

What would a blue do ;)

[DragonWarrior743]

@WarDragon989 He probably didn't try to destroy the wraith in first place.

[Sliquus]

"Hang on a minute, lads, i've got a great idea! Errr...."

[legomonster23]

Should have got on the turret instead. Saves damaging the Wraith as the Elite usually jumps out.

[isocryd]

Looks to me like the wraith teleported back up after being blown up, just so the first guy could jump off down the cliff. o_0

[SuicideUnggoy]

@isocryd I think they had a checkpoint when the Wraith stopped on the cliff, so when they both died it reverted back to that checkpoint

Good thing they didn't have Iron on! haha

[MetaI4Brains]

At the end, I thought he was going to try to drive it.

[Legiriaz]

In the first choice it was a woman driving... explains everything

[Deathreau]

Reminds me of True Lies

[neoboomboom]

reminds me of the italian job :P

[gamerforever5055]

WOW 0_0

[littlegoopyschannel]

What if Iron was on? :3

[p14zm40nu]

the music made all the whole situation better

[raizencobra]

"Hmmn..maybe if.. no...if I would just...no, that didnt work, what if...you know what? fuck you"

[Dragonpit]

I'm still trying to figure out how this happened twice in a row...

[rdoiron15]

@Dragonpit revert to last checkpoint broski

[mjjj1000production]

i bet the spartan 'jacking the wrath said to his m8

"dude wat should i do man, wat should i do?"

other spartan replies

"SUICIDE"

[XXxinviciblex]

It would suck if this was laso

[KHMDarkness]

Oh shit! ROFL Well... at least his partner tried to help him, but what made this even more perfect is that he came back from the checkpoint, and he was STILL on the Wraith.

You know he did a face palm from that! XD

[DaTscheka]

A: Oh shit, hey mate help me,

B: what the hell are you doing , come down there, there is covenant to kill.

A: i can´t, when i board a enemy vehicle, i must jump off the same way i jumped on.

B: what the hell? why.

A: what do you mean, why? its Spartan Standard Procedure, i guess i have to die

[SlayerXD1]

DAMMIT CABOOSE!!! QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE A RED, YOU SUCK AT IT!!!