Lame Games - Kid Kool, Vic Tokai NES

[ericmsandoval]

Dig the SHIT out of this review.

[umigainsborough1]

well im a fan of AVGN but im not one of those bastard fans that makes us normal fans bad. I dont care if whoever is the first one to review as long as the uniqueness of the reviewing style is different from each other

[NeoGrimz543]

I am so glad I am not the only one as a kid that wanted to rip it out of my NES and throw it against a wall. I think Kid Kool is the game that started my video game aggression to this day...

Thanks for the review!

[TheDonEsteban888]

I beat this game one drunken night... Thank you game genie!!!!

[ssj2joseph]

Ahhh, the first Goose video I ever watched. This is still fun to watch and it's better than the AVGN's phoned-in review.

[youthtide]

Classic. Way better than AVGN.

[fafafak6]

in my opinion avgn is much more funnier to watch

but you show us alot more details and you talk alot more about the game

[thegaminggoose]

@fafafak6 ^_^ Thanks. In my defense this is one of the first "reviews" I did really. I didn't write anything down at that time like a script or anything, I just talked.

[Dweller777]

The first few seconds of James' thing is almost a carbon copy of this one..

Hmmmmmmm.........

This one was much better. New AVGN stuff.. well.. kinda sucks.. :( It's almost as if James could post a video of him staring at a wall for twenty minutes and people would give it the thumbs up, nines and tens on gametrailers, and comments like "I LOVEZ AGBN!!11!" Hmm...

[thegaminggoose]

@Dweller777 He totally stole from me!!!! RARARWR! haha. The video was similar in a lot of places, but that is to be expected in a review where people generally go for the easiest jokes. I noticed the Irate Gamer, bless him, too my Brief History of Video games idea too. So BOTH James and Irate Stole from me. AM I THE FIRST? haha

[jivemega]

@Dweller777 Your right about that. If you put anything critical up asking for more game reviews as opposed to ninja turtle crap or videos of your awkward friends discussing things nobody cares about...your an instant jerk. Pretty sure he could take a crap in a box and that would get rave reviews. I wish that weren't so...but its pretty much the way it's going. This was a good review. Keep up the good work.

[jivemega]

I like AVGN. This is my first time seeing this video. I have to say, yours is better.

[mazdaplz]

wow the video game nerd ripped YOU off... wtf.

your review is 20 times more complete and understandable and funnier

[InvaderPet]

@mazdaplz I've always felt Kid Kool was a game James should have reviewed a long time ago. Not during a time when he's also busy shooting an AVGN film.

[Neodekapon]

watched the avgn review of this,you definitely do a much better job.

[thegaminggoose]

@Neodekapon haha thanks! I appreciate that. Hell of a compliment. I tried to post this as a video response to that, but I don't think it went through. I am fairly certain AVGN has no idea I exist though. I did this during a time when I never wrote or planned scripts. I have no idea why I said that . . . oh yeah 4 am and lack of sleep. I am loooopy haaha

[Neodekapon]

@thegaminggoose

we all are,in a way, not that i'm complaining though:P

[InvaderPet]

@thegaminggoose Actually, considering all the jokes and references you make, I've always assumed your reviews were scripted. At least mostly.

[InvaderPet]

Thumbs up if you revisited this review because AVGN just reviewed it.

[thegaminggoose]

@InvaderPet What? AVGN is copying me? NERD RAGE lol

[InvaderPet]

@thegaminggoose His review was significantly different enough that the points he made about the game were in a different tone or style than yours. Strangely enough though, James didn't talk about the pots that shoot air. I just found that strange because based on your review, they seem to be a MAJOR hazard.

[thegaminggoose]

@InvaderPet Those stupid pots are not in every stage, but later in the game they appear all the time. Maybe they didn't annoy him or he cut that for time.

[TheSpmonkey]

i love this game ))

[ToonRusty]

omg i watched this after a month it was made and it took me about four years to find it again

[FlyingPignut]

This game looks like an exact copy of Psycho Fox.. or is it the other way around? weird.

[thechanman16]

pls review pikmin 1 and 2.

[blckdiamondent]

your commentary is too funny

[1prettyricky]

herbs lol

[TheEricon]

so fking funny man ilove you i make me lagh out my pant lol the ferby the gahandi

so funny the mario style the kool the koll the air pushiers the money bag + bad words so f unny hahah lolololol ilike you vid id subscribe :) hahahaha lol



[Tazzlyn]

Hahaha, the voices at the end cracked me up.

[Gameplay34]

you think the game is hard on the console try playing it on a keyboard its impossible

[therealsasukeguy]

What's the song at the begining?

[thegaminggoose]

@therealsasukeguy Its Mic Check by Rage Against the Machine.

[leono83]

Awesome review.. this games was in my nes box somewhere in 1990.. I always feel like shit because i cant win that stupid frikin game, i get tired about playing (cmon!! tired of play nes in the 90`s!!!) and i throw away and forget the game, the stupid king, the fucking chocolate world, ant the pussy kirby thing... When i saw your review i breathe and laugh.. FUCK! its the worst game ever!! now i walked away my trauma and can get my life on!! heheheheheh

thank you.

and..

FUCK YOU VIC TOKAI!!

[LeafGuy765]

1:07

I Think Kid Kool Looked Stupid.

[ChronoArcAile2010]

Louie Anderson from Life with Louie.XD

[PsOne4Life]

lol kid kool aint kool he's just a high little a-hole with that fuzzy thing i call cappy

[LadyBoomstick]

"much like analbeads you have to feel it to understand..." LOL

[sandroeleven]

Good review..when i used to play this...I never made it to the end.

[armonigann]

This game is a Psycho Fox rip off from Sega Master!!

[coventrypunk]

LOL the king has herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea

[kinmanyuen]

lol i hadnt laughend till now XD

omg this game looks tormenting.... the moneybags lmao

[mescalinamadness]

this ewas my first game ididnt remember it was so bad haha

[dexelflot]

You forgot to mention this wacky glitch- at areas like 7:40 you can squat down, near the wall to the right, then jump toward the wall and at the last minute, turn back to the left and hit jump- you will fuse into the wall! Press jump to slowly move up through the wall- this will allow you to get past some tricky spots- I never could get past about 3 levels in this game, but i always wondered if there were hidden areas later on in this game only accessible by this trick...

[ildur]

This made me prescribe

[KronantheBarbarian]

AVGN didn't get to this game though so I'm not going to compare or critizize he's done a game that's not been reviewed before so cool I enjoyed this review. Good job.

[megaforte77]

Wow. You just admitted that you know what anal beads feel like. *lol* Can you say TMI?

[megaforte77]

Say what you want about Kid Kool, but I bet he really means business when he plays basketball.

[howaboutthis007]

haha the cum oopse yugert

[howaboutthis007]

hahaha this shit is crunk

[megaforte77]

Kid Kool may be a gimp and money bags might be evil. But that didn't keep me from beating it under 3 hours. Of course the hidden timer reset in level 5-3 helped. This timer-based game needed warp-points like in Psycho Fox. Anyhoo, I dare someone to post a complete video walkthrough of this game.

[jobros17]

THIS GAME IS FUCKING HORIBLE!!!!!!!

[InvaderPet]

"We through every God damn thing at you..." LOL

[RAgameXPZ]

wat does gandhi have to do with that bad guy? =X

[DudeGoofyGuy]

The immature part of me loves all the STD references, the mature part of me loves that you aren't swearing every ten seconds.

[killakowalsky]

This game is CLEARLY a rip off of a game called Psycho Fox for the Sega Master System!!! Damn NES!!!

[gunnarernblad]

Louie Anderson rocks.

[Shadowserg]

I like this game, it's hard but a kinda.. cool.

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

"Well I guess you realy couldn't have avoided it we threw every god damn thing at you. Here." XD

[dockside2012]

Kid Kool = Mario (level design) + Sonic (speed).

[aeroidus]

AVGN ripped off

[thegaminggoose]

Thanks, I never heard that one yet.

[SuperCloud878]

Apparently anyone who reviews a game is an AVGN rip off..?

[kaplefff]

great :D

[sharm00ta666]

subscribed :D loved it

[zedrein18]

My big big lumpie used to smoke crack off this games case.

[nothingjr]

Whenever he jumps it looks a lot like Mario's jump.

[essej]

Has anyone ever completed this game in under 3 hours?

[Necrol33t]

The money bags are like the invisible coin-blocks in romhacks

[Napstrpsx]

Vic Tokai had some bad games, but they did have one good one! Clash at Demonhead.

[LoLhaha25]

money bags are evil now :(

[splitlee2evol]

Kid kool was my first NES game. FUCK THAT GAME!!

[sebasnake]

this game was my first game of the nintendo console, it was freaking hard, but anyway i finish the entire game, man so freaking hard

[grosmalade]

those gandi monster are like the hammer bro in super mario

[Retr0GameSlayer]

you mean he's like the Lakitu?

[FlushyCreations]

Goose, I always thought it was impossible for you to become cooler, but having Rage Against The Machine in the intro just made you EVEN more epic. :o

[hectorjar]

I didn't like this game either. Got fooled by the cover, which actually has nothing to do with the game. And the worst part is that I still have the game with it's box, manual and everything.

[Charles020]

That is why you should never judge a book by its covers.

[Myth3842]

lol, this is like a Mario hack with those money bags.

[Zckaw]

Lol!

[williamscheefjr]

haha that was great

[M3L33MA5T3R]

this could have been a good game if the developers learned the fundamentals of level design.

[kiwisoup]

you want to play a game just like it? then play Decap Attack, it's the same gameplay without the crappiness

[sojiro856]

Dude if you have such a problem then leave. He has a right to his own opinions which include his likes and dislikes of particular games. Like the old saying goes,"If you don't like the guy, do not watch his videos." :)

[JoeyxXxIbarra]

lol then u should know he has the right to bitch about other's opinions coz he is exercising his right of freedom of speech...ooooh, maybe, just maybe, freedom of speech is glitched so ppl want to able to say whatever the fuck they want, but if somebody else says whatever the fuck their gonna ull bitch about them!!!! i dunno, i just find that a lil funny xD

[sojiro856]

I kinda thought WouldUMind was kinda being rude to Goose. like the was guy was badmouthing Goose. o.o/

[GenericBrandname84]

perhaps you would have prefered a game with no obstacles.

[attantionalarm]

lmao dude u make me laugh "the penis pumps"

[linkmax14122]

5 stars great

[InvaderPet]

"I suppose you couldn't have avoided it, we threw every Goddamn thing at you."

[smroWfonaC]

I am glad they fixed all of those issues in Decap Attack. Review Decap Attack and comapare it to this piece of shit.

[vikingscool]

I have Decap Attack in "Sega Genesis Collection"

for the PS2.

[silentgamer213]

with that misspelling thing they tryed to make the king helper faggerjagger dumb sounding and looking so there you go

[Keinonen]

So this is the one with "original gameplay"?

I played Sega's "Magical Hat's flying turbo adventure", fuck what name. Anyway it had the same features like the "buddy" you throw around except it was a big egg-looking thingy. Even some of the enemies are same and the killing method too.

Even when he goes off the ledge he gives you the look and floats in the air for a bit.

Is it ok to rip the gameplay from NES game to Sega game?

But I think there's one exception; MHFTA was actually pretty good.

[kiwisoup]

it's not a rip off if it is the same company producing both games dumb ass. you can't rip off yourself.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Theres also Decap Attack/Magical Hat on the Mega Drive/Genesis.

Was a great game though,  I always thought as a kid it was Sega's attempt to make Super Mario 2 on their system.

[stringanime]

DECAP ATTACK is the final, and Best, evolution of an otherwise boring game. I like Decap attack, I was fortunate to play that first, before PSYCHO FOX, or Kid KOOL.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I'd say the game it derived from, Magical Hat was slightly better than Decap Attack. It was also a lot harder as they didn't put in a health bar. one hit and your dead!

[stringanime]

One hit and your dead? I think the last time that concept was fun, was in Pacman, come to think of it, "One hit and your dead" wasn't fun then either.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Well you could't die if you picked up the bird thing, but it just added to the challenge.

Developers are too easy on gamers nowadays with rechargable health bars and stuff.

[stringanime]

Play, no, BUY Bangai-O Spirits DS (Treasure) and tell me that game needs to loose the life bar. However the Life bar is "optional." LOL! It really is! Just pause and slide it down to Zero and have Fun!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Psycho Fox.

[xUdieToox]

I remember this game from when I was like 5 years old--- FUCKING WASTE OF MY LIFE!!!

so glad someone hated this game as much as I did- good job on tearing this game a new asshole, cuz kid kool's first asshole was rented out by his ass-raping furby.

[vitabran]

How could you play this entire game? It looks horrible!! Great review tho.

[Malunis7NiteBurn]

lmao, I love that Ghandi part. XD

[KingOfHalla]

lol me 2

[mailchibi88]

I'll bet the only reason the king is having you collect those herbs is because he enjoys watching you suffer!

[Has564]

nice review! lol rofl!!!

[kungfufluff]

uh gaminggoose either Louie or a midget PIT from KID ICARUS

[thegaminggoose]

True. He does look like Pit too.

[kungfufluff]

hey it happens

I ARE SMART LMAO

[TheGreatKNess]

NO!!! Don't soil my untainted image of Pit!!!

[kungfufluff]

ooo too late but if ya want you can imagine Pit naked

[Cynicgods]

The "much like anal beads..." comment... priceless. You're the first reviewer that actually makes me laugh. And I've seen a lot, regretfully. Cheap, glitchy, quirky Vic Tokai, maker of sweet broken games. Got to play this! Cheers!

[SegaUranus]

This was made by the same people who made Psycho Fox for the Master System and (I assume) Decap Attack for the Genesis. They are VERY similar to Kid Kool except those games are much much better.

[KingOfHalla]

that fat tard enxt 2 the king just suddenly gets on speed and talks fast lolz

[TheGreatKNess]

I love it! The greatest part was the end when you voiced the king! "I suppose you couldn't have avoided it. We threw every goddamn thing at you."

Five stars!

[kirbical]

Great review! and what do those "pumps" have in connection with the boss?

[DylanKimberlin]

GG Nice Video

[MSkull01]

Of course it's yogurt, Goose. What else would it be?

[DrLove0378]

To think I wasted 4 hours last night playing this game. The difficulty is incredibly CHEAP.

I wouldn't have even gotten the good ending, had I not accidentally found a secret "moneybag" (accessible only by one of those swinging pole things) that takes an HOUR off the clock.

Why is time so important? You only have 3 hours to beat the game, or the king dies from his illness. But, at least I can say I beat it, and I don't think I'll be coming back to it for a while.

[Freelancer117]

Goose, you never disappoint. I couldn't stop laughing at the part where you stomped the flying Indian! "Omar Sharif!"

[NightChorus]

I'm subscribing, you're too funny.

[iezmo]

That was hilarious!

[douglasfresh1982]

my sister used to love this game

[ChibiFighter]

For some reason the gameplay and that sign kinda reminds me of Decap Attack Starring Chuck D. Head for the Genesis it must be me.

[ChibiFighter]

I ment The Sign at the beginning of the first stage of the game.

[DrLove0378]

Decap Attack was a pretty much a "spiritual sequel" to this game, made by the same developers.

And like this game, Decap Attack had those level indicator signs at the beginning of each stage. Also present is that swinging pole thingy you land on top of to get extra lives. And just as in "Kid Kool," you must obtain a special item in each world to advance.

There's a difference between the two games, though... Decap Attack won't make you scream your head off in frustration.

[Nomega91]

haha you have a good voice for reviews :P

[boringvideos]

one of my NES favorite games

[oblivion136]

Hold on... Those furballs look like Kuriboh from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[feralMMO]

Louie anderson cartoon LOL!

[Ninski]

"I am so sorry. I guess I died."

"I suppose you couldn't have avoided it"

What a morbid dialogue exchange.

[rockett500]

LAWL the maker of this game hates the buyers

[cristofer50]

my lamest purchase as a kid. fucking marble madness pissed me off too

[ZeGameFan]

Yo goose, whats the song at the beginin?

[thegaminggoose]

Rage Against the Machine "mic check"

[ZeGameFan]

Thanks

[larevs221]

LMAO unlike most people he's not trying to be the angry video game nerd

this is really good

[ZeGameFan]

Your my hero XD

[Merchant111]

I actually fell off the bed with laughter at the end. ಠoಠ

[zozma38]

this is a great review...love it man, i have this game lol...

[FrancescoT]

I LOOOOOVE the comments ;) you should go professional

[ambiamusic]

Excellent review Mr Goose! I've never actually played this one, and hopefully I never will! Cheers!

[RemoteCellphone]

this is the funniest game review I've seen on youtube in a long time

[Dentolux]

Great review. You earned your yogurt.

[23rdpsalm]

Great job!

[boogyman16]

Hilarious.

[Nisei710]

You are fucking awesome, haha.

[FelliniJunior]

Great review, dude! There freakin awesome, why dont you make a Golg 13 review from Vic Tokai.

[RoyStorey]

There was a 'sequel' to this game called Psycho Fox that was released on the Master System. Much better than this garbage from what I remember, check it out if you ever get a chance.

Great review, btw.

[thegaminggoose]

Yeah, it looks pretty much like the same game - except THAT is the version I want to play.

[Fleak]

Get a job.

[thegaminggoose]

This from the guy who spends his time making his You Tube channel filled with other people's cartoons. Can you hire me to be your fluffer? Or maybe your butt plug cleaner?

[PsWii60pwns]

What was the cartoon's name its familiar.

[thegaminggoose]

The Louie Anderson one? Life with Louie I believe.

[PsWii60pwns]

ohh thanks man

[LuizPrower]

they also made Krion's Konquest. a very awesome megaman clone

[thegaminggoose]

Yes. I didn't mention it because Krion is not well known. I own it. It is different and probably the best NES game they put out.

[VonRichter]

This game is not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.

[thegaminggoose]

I think the word I used was "annoying" not hard.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Have you ever played Psycho Fox on the Sega Master System? It's from the same guys, and is sort of a spiritual sequel/re-release of Kid Kool and they addressed a lot of the problems you brought up.

Also Decap Attack/Super Magical Flying Hat Turbo Turban Adventure on the Megadrive/Genesis.

[Kinison]

what is the name of the song and artist for the intro that you have for the 1st 27 seconds. It's really cool and I want to know. Thanks in advance.

[thegaminggoose]

I credit them at the end. Rage Against the Machine. "Mic Check"

[undercoverfilmer00v]

Those dialogue screens look like my mom's AIM screens. Small ass box, huge ass font, 3 words per line.

Nice frequent movie references.

One tip. You need the picture on picture to be bigger when it's on the corner of the screen. It's too small. About 35-45% as big as it should be.

[Simmo188]

Top review!!

[Kinison]

lol those moneybags are as cheap as the invisible poison mushrooms of mario bros that are above the hammer bros in worlds 8-2 and 8-3 in the lost levels on snes for the allstars bunch. Great review.

[theonlyfro98]

LOL was laughing the whole time....nice vid :)

[YoJimBobaJoeThe2nd]

Golgo 13 the anime rules,didnt even know there was a game,I guess I never heard of before due to its crummyness

[deuce444]

Thats Great...What a stupid game!

[Tylerian]

I remember this game from my childhood and yeah it is god awful. Good review this game is horrid.

[Zezlemet]

Nothing screams poser trying to be cool more then replacing a c with a k

[RocMegamanX]

Mortal Kombat much?

[Akutare]

Eh.. I never played this. The only Vic Tokai game I liked alot was Clash at Demonhead. Not a bad review. I liked it.

However... Kid Kool has a "Alex Kidd" feel.

[zzbullan]

yer but alex the kidd was good.

[in2NaS]

Good review on another another bad platformer trying to exploit inexperienced youth in the NES era. If you're brave try Athena (unbeatable) or Hudson's Adventure Island (annoying.) Looking forward to more venting.

[OrielFilms]

great :D

not seen a new video of yours since on live video :)

you should submit it to ScrewAttack . com because thay are always looking for user reviews and videos :)