Japan astronaut tests 'flying carpet' in space

[TheITiago]

U FAIL !

[INMATE2468]

@ahmedovahmed if you would even consider all the horrible things religion has done you wouldn't have said that yes he was religious and?? 98% of all the smartest scientists today are not! Most are against teaching of the sky wizard ...also the crusade LOL forgot about that?? I have yet to see a war started in the name of a atheism ...

[DefconO1]

Billions spent on research....

[Austinq1998]

is it possible to do push ups in space with your dick with all the zero g? if so, i wont sue the viagra commercial for false advertising

[zombie2093]

how much you wanna bet they have done zero gravity tests with dirty underage girls underware

[MegPhantom]

@LHFX , @itsGdublan , Girls, girls, you're both pretty. It's just youtube. Can we all be happy now?

[AVALONZ74]

Gotta find kapsi's comment now =(

[Naverpace]

I'm mindfucked by his british accent.

[SilverAnxo]

I think they are being satirical, wow, some people are dumb.

[sweetswantonbombs]

iv always wondered, what would happen if you were in 0 gravity and you got stuck in the middle of a large room and couldnt push off of a wall. would you have to wait on someone to come get you down?

[rubiko4U]

@sweetswantonbombs If you were naked it would be a problem. Otherwise you would just throw something from you, like clothes for example, to start moving from the center point.

[itsGdublan]

i hate it when people say sticky tape. not only does that sound like the way a 1st grader would say it, but if it was not sticky, it wouldn't be tape so there is no reason to throw the sticky before the word. that is like saying my wet shower. no shit the shower was wet.

[LHFX]

@itsGdublan Yes even a 1st grader knows that not all tapes are sticky. I guess you need to go back to kindergarten...

[itsGdublan]

@LHFX if everyone knows that tape is sticky, then why would you call it sticky tape instead of just tape? looks like your the moron that needs to back to kindergarten.... fucking kids.

[LHFX]

@itsGdublan Have you ever heard of magnetic tape? How about red tape? Maybe measuring tape rings a bell? I could go on... ticker tape, videotape Are those sticky? You're telling me you haven't heard of these before? Maybe your parents duct taped you in the basement until now and finally they gave you a computer to post crap on YouTube...

[itsGdublan]

@LHFX did it look like there was any of those tapes on there you fucking moron? you just get more and more progressively stupid.

[LHFX]

@itsGdublan "if it was not sticky, it wouldn't be tape" you said it yourself. Obviously you meant that a non sticky tape is not a tape at all...How stupid do you look now? I'm sorry but I have better things to do on New Years Eve than replying to someone who suddenly discovers the meaning of the word "tape". Happy New Year!

[itsGdublan]

@LHFX as a matter of fact you dont have anything better to do because you are searching through the comments to quote me. now who is the one that looks stupid? you have been looking stupid this whole time because you are just so fucking dumb it's hilarious. in my comment i was clearly reffering to the tape seen on the video. but then you come in like a fucking moron and start pulling out the names of different tapes like you fucking know something. instead of learning about tape get a life

[earthslosher]

This is cool. Like dolphins, we learn the best by playing (having fun)-no tax dollars burned.

[gohard1s]

tax dollars being burned.

[Somethingproductable]

@gohard1s Yes, because taking 2 minutes out of a day to sit on a fucking rug is so expensive.

[gohard1s]

@Somethingproductable yup sure in the fuck is.

[mandaltby]

Without a spirit of fun and exploration we won't discover anything, how do you think the blow job, or doggy style was discovered? Certainly not by an attitude of only missionary

[707112]

"На ковре вертолете мимо радуги мы летим а вы ползете чудаки вы чудаки" -(с)

[8hulu]

lol good one

[DARTHOMA98]

Борис, Ельцин балалайка, водка, медведь

[MrRalexanderb]

What an awesome job!

[elemenz888]

1:11 ...haters gonna hate...

[INMATE2468]

I bet Christians think this is witchcraft lol

[TheAstralSerpent]

@INMATE2468 I bet Athiests think people who follow religions, morals and faith don't know what discovery and advancement is.

[llparasitell]

@TheAstralSerpent actually alot of people that are hardcore religious believers tend to deny CHANGE. *cough* republicans.

[TheAstralSerpent]

@llparasitell I can't really disagree that much, but it really puts the religion followers who aren't fuckwits to a bad name.

[IndustryOfMagic]

@INMATE2468 ughh being christian does mean neither we are using less than 10% brain cells like u do, nor belive there is no science :)

sry gotta reply as a scientific christian orthodox.

[ahmedovahmed]

@INMATE2468 Nikolas Tesla... The biggest physicist of all times, was a very religious Christian. 

[backyardbeachbum]

japanese people make me happy

[DyrasLT]

Why do you need a flying carpet when you can fly without the carpet??...

[emilm]

@DyrasLT Why do you have to try to be unfunny when you're already unfunny?

[EpicNetworkMusic]

@DyrasLT for fun?

[onlyguitardude]

@DyrasLT Because.Turbut mes Lietuviai tik ko nesuprantam...

[paratrooper95]

press 8 for slo-mo wipe out

[RsHaCkZoR]

\/ World of Warcraft nerd.

[piranhasportsteam]

Requieres tailoring 360

[jacklazzell]

i can see it now... flying out the door of that 747 and...pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeew, pfft! prolly still needs a little work.

[thelonelychemist]

iss is international . so who's taxis are these idiots are talking about ?

[DebtCreditRepayment]

It's amazing to fly in the air. I search on Google Regarding Zero Gravity in the Earth. How it is created. And I didn't get no more answer regarding that.

[muzevir]

@DebtCreditRepayment u need airplane.

[DebtCreditRepayment]

@muzevir It dont consider on the airplane.

[johnnyrose666]

hihihi so cool, i wanna do that

[skateboy159]

wtf all these years people been telling me flying carpet was fake =(

[MrJimmyjam24]

He looked so proud of himself lol

[MooNLighT3lf]

DAMN ...wanna try that -.-

[sjc878787]

dont forget to bring a towel

[sjc878787]

dont forget to bring a towel

[rogerwilco2]

I like this guy

[TheKoPuff]

@InhaleAwesomeness That sounds really shitty. Can't even get off up there...... I'd be trying to ride a magic carpet

[MexicanWarior10]

Wannabe aladan

[irisxlee]

Aladdin will show them how it's done.

[trevadetrev]

lulwat?

[InhaleAwesomeness]

@poomonkey64 u cant masturbate in space. the zero gravity prevents u from getting a hard on (the blood pressure in ur dick cant rise)

[SPYK3O]

@InhaleAwesomeness

Lies

[poomonkey64]

@InhaleAwesomeness I thought you got a hard on from Heart pressure, and not gravity?

[InhaleAwesomeness]

@poomonkey64 i looked up different articles about this topic, however all of them contradict one another. My best guess still lies with the article I read a while ago, which stated that you can't get a hard on due to problems with controlling the bloodpressure in zero gravity. Usually blood pools at the bottom of the human body (i.e. the legs and feet) and due to leg muscle movement, this blood gets pumped back up. However, in zero gravity, the blood is divided equally among the body.

[poomonkey64]

@InhaleAwesomeness Hmmm, interesting, I wonder if you could jizz without a hard-on, I must test this theory XDDDDDD

[UunonMopo]

is farting good in space?

[djSpinege]

just press number 5 over and over. (once it loads) it makes up for it.

[weldrocks]

I thought he just invented flying toilet paper.

[Aaronmogi]

interesting and boring

[damianpaz]

0:49 Is he whipping his ass?

[kysmelmonge]

Alladin!

[MrRastaWayne]

8 people payed for the commercial and are now angry about on what videos its shown Oo

[poomonkey64]

How do they masturbate in space? What do they do with the "left overs"?

XD

[Laurelindo]

@poomonkey64 They probably bring some sort of plastic bags or something where they can keep the left-overs. xP

It wouldn't surprise me if NASA actually have had some serious discussion about this at least once, because there's no way you would make it without masturbating at least once a week, and it would be truly sad if the journey to Mars got smurfed just because the astronauts couldn't masturbate properly.

[poomonkey64]

@Laurelindo Maybe they just put their dick in a small hole in the side of the craft, and it "sucks" the "stuff" out with vacuum pressure XDDDDD

[drKEV806]

Dude wireless mic overbudget or what?

[drKEV806]

Press 5 for carpet surfing!

[ethaneveraldo]

@kapsi roflmfao

[DontFeedTheTrolls777]

ROFL he loves it :P

[ilove420TGOD]

i could fucking live in their, you can just sleep in air, float around doing whatever tricks your heart desires. AMAZING:)

[Supertoaster1576]

ok i have had enough of these fucking stupid YOUR TAX MONEY AT WORK bullshit. what do you want them to do? fucking have no fun at all? fucking morons. they do there job which is extremely difficult. jealous much.

[Xilstealth]

@Supertoaster1576 A job that spends billions on to do something not even helpful for the community

[SackFulloApplez1993]

i think that I would get annoyed as hell living in a small space station for months with like 0 gravity makes me wanna kill myself just watching him trying to sit down..

[jrsunolan]

still waiting on Ninja Warrior in space

[moonboots69]

so what have we learned from this multi million $ experiment ?

to wear velcro on your socks whilst playing out your 'One Thousand and One Nights' fantasy in space..

i could've told him that for nothing..

[OmegaSeekerr]

@moonboots69 Not in Bible but legend has it that John who later went on to write the Book of Rev. kept Pigeons as a hobby. One day a hunter came by and criticized him for wasting valuable time. John asked, "Do you always keep your bow strung? Hunter replied, "No, for the string would stretch & weaken & the bow would also lose its strength. John smiled & gestured at his birds, "This is me unbending my bow for a bit." They are stuck in a tin can for weeks! They must unbend their bows for a bit!

[HollisterKiefer]

lol fucking GOOKS

[GoldRimmer]

and the point of this was?

[TacticalSerenity17]

Well what would you do in zero g? act like a little child and have fun thats what

[capitanHAWX]

Curious when they will build Varia suit

[WerexZenok]

OMG i have japanese space technology on my home!

[SpaCeTravelin]

lollll wtf .... there wasting their time, asians can't fly flying carpets.

[gauravdawg]

nice now try silver surfer...

[jellyisugly]

well, he doesnt need a carpet to fly....... cause HE CAN FLY THERE WITHOUT MAGIC OR WINGS -_-

[J3715]

Nice.

[hfdpayner]

"as you can see its difficult to sit on a carpet in zero gravity." I'm sure cancer patients will be glad to know this while they wait for a cure.

[kevpa96]

@hfdpayner don't be a jerk, are you doing more than them?

[RicH0864]

@hfdpayner because a cure for cancer is DEFINITELY what they're looking for in space. Not all branches of science focus on one thing.

[MrMrali9528]

lol

[OriginalAtomicSheep]

No wonder they wanna cancel nasa... if this is all that's left to discover in space lol

[IloveMIT8923]

I got a commercial that won't load...

[skoolincraze]

@IloveMIT8923 isn't that the best

[IloveMIT8923]

@skoolincraze I can't tell, IT WON'T LOAD!

[TheXblade123]

How is that fun knowing your just pushing a carpet in space XD

[22cipolinas]

2:00 slow mo face plant lol :)

[MrPenobe]

being in space must be so much fun for a while at least...

[thapizzakillr]

Hey guys, when should we tell this dude that he really doesn't need a carpet to fly in space?

[splitheaven]

they should do space parkour :D

[bergenstation]

Together with Japan against the American imperialism!

[Lightdaze]

There is nothing wrong with having some free time in space. What do you want them to do work 20 hours a fricken day sleep 4 wake up and do it all over again? They probably rotate like the navy 12 on 12 off it's not like they're in orbit having a beer blast.

[Kingucktoad]

Okay that's pretty cool

[OtakuSanel]

For science!

[sharpezor]

1:10 haters gona hate

[WarrenAch]

Bullshit, you need to be lvl 70 with Artisan flying and Tailoring at 500 to handle this thing.

[narutofan9tf]

lol, so that's what astronauts do in space, interesting

[okhabin]

@narutofan9tf no, this is what "Japanese" astronauts do in space.

[navahoe]

Was this before or after his whole crew got eaten by aliens?

[yummsqi]

this is what bored people do on space hahaha

[joeygonewalkabout]

Japan - Where even the highly trained and dedicated astronauts know how to waste time being quirky!

[TheAsianInvasion23]

I guess Disney was right when they said "dreams come true". haha

[GaminOnly]

so all that astronauts do in space is drinking bubbles of water en fly on carpets?

[kapsi]

Your tax money at work.

[Skiddou]

@kapsi : Totally worth it :P

[nicholaswright2006]

@kapsi >implying this is all they do

[insanejain]

@kapsi Umm you know that the ISS is a combined work of different nations?

[kapsi]

@insanejain I know that, why do you ask?

[gummel82]

@kapsi whats up, dumbass

[IWHBYD2009]

@kapsi My tax money? I'm not Japanese, not my tax money.

[1984Feliz]

@IWHBYD2009 Well actually, the ISS is paid for by 16 countries, with the United States being the largest contributer, so yeah your tax money buddy.

[IWHBYD2009]

@1984Feliz Oh, I see! So I'm from the United States?

[1984Feliz]

@IWHBYD2009 Yeah, considering I checked your profile before I replied and it had United States, now it's miraculously Brazil, nice try!

[Renegen1]

Hey.. it's science, space exploration is the future of mankind.

[MrFatBlunts]

@kapsi Prick.

[Enatbyte]

@kapsi And it's awesome! Totally worth it!

[7419026]

@kapsi this kind of thing keeps them sane

[Lzztopz]

@kapsi with the amount of training they go through they might as well have some fun

[kevpa96]

@kapsi dude don't be a jerk, they can't have fun for 2 minutes and a half just because they're in space? I'm pretty sure everybody that would go into space would just get tired of being up there working wouldn't you agree?

[poptya]

@kapsi your tax money pays for the japanese space program?

[Corms121]

@kapsi I wouldn't trust an astronaut who DID NOT try this or something similar at least once

[CrakStreetTeam]

@kapsi Better than my tax money killing people...

[entertement]

@kapsi agree :D but is is worth it

[CaptainRex42]

@kapsi Well sometimes they have off time and they have some fun.

[animebabelkitty]

@kapsi You pay taxes in japan?

[owenotley]

@kapsi they cant do work all day you shithead

[ThatBBShopSound]

@kapsi JAPAN'S tax money at work...

[nakazatoGTR]

@kapsi and you want your taxes as free healthcare so you can just slouch off and get sick and still get free stuff? typical new generation fraks. free healthcare=promotes complacency

[desiremyvids]

lool the end

[sertox12345]

this is y you cant shut down your nuk power you shouild not b in space wasting time and cash

[macgeek2004]

I was linked here from a video by the Onion titled "Astronauts die in space from a massive helium leak." It took me a bit before I realized this was actually REAL! lol!

[Jordainio]

What?? Why is he doing this is my question..

[killingj0ke23]

@Jordainio coz its fun! =D

[MasterHypnose]

@Jordainio

- it's called boredom... in space.

They don't work the entire time they're there :P

And come on, wouldnt you try something crazy that wouldnt work on Earth?

[bparker65]

So cool!

[RoniRotta94]

ooooleoleoooooleoleoooo OUCH! 2:20 LMAO

[liketheuniverse11]

You don't need a carpet, you need a coat, like Superman! XD

[wildcat1559]

its not a carpet in the strictest sense of the word

[fantax929]

I can't wait for humans to conquer space! Ima buy me a space ship and conquer me some planets!

[DiesesedCow]

looks like a white tarp to me

[lyonsmark]

Next up..two girls, one cup, in space.

[MrGregorychant]

When he picked his microphone up, I thought he was going to sing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin.

[marcusaureliooze]

The irony of people idly posting comments on YouTube about the utility of this performance is not lost in me.

Cut the guy some slack. He's a spaceman, not a robot. Is there a problem with him having some fun in his free time? Or are you all envious because you're not there to fly on his carpet made of science?

[MrCrocodilehunter]

Now let's get a pig up there.

[Honda10si]

Japanese people just wasting money, just like the US wow no wonder the world is afraid of doom day

[farias1280]

JAPANESE ALADIN XD

[god604]

this is the Japanese space program...? seriously?

[sammyboyman12333]

@god604 intntional space station.

[Xmus44]

WHOT IS THIS WHAT MONEY IN SPACE RESEARCH GOS TO!! No wonder why we still haven't set foot on Mars XD LOL

[DarkSickie]

I like:)

[tonyt0ny]

as arnold schwarzenegger would say: DONT STAND ON THE CAHPET!!!! GET IN THE CHOPPAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mackattack7309]

aladin can eat his ass

[sanaskinoah]

Seriously, there are so many trolls on the internet now-a-days ;/... I mean like this guy deserve to have some fun since he spend years of his life training like a solider just to be fit enough to survive the G-force to get out of space and the gravitational pull of the earth (zero gravity), not to mention be smart enough. And an additional rant to this is, people of U.S who complains about taxes money going to waste; your actual money go to corporate - corporate insurance greed.

DO RESEARCH!

[MrCrowley9000]

try shoving the carpet up your ass

[mayortonyhall]

look at his little face