Dating In England

[Nero111417]

@laughndlove8 You do realised this is clleeaarrllyy a joke right right?

[llamasandthat]

@Nero111417 This is ACTUALLY what happens..

[slipperdship]

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[slipperdship]

crap got a virus on my computer while watching this

[FluidGen]

only the chavs do that, at my school they drop girls on the floor and believe it or not get them in head locks too and other locks its complete madness nowadays im 16 btw in year 11 and tbh it seems like the girls (teenagers) like getting handled and prefer being with chavs then a normal caring guy like me or you. im from Birmingham btw

[RunescapeMatterz]

Msn youve got it dead on their mate!

[ruhan113]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha im so glad south africa is not like that at all

[nicksamazing16]

LOL u r hilarious :)

[BurleyKTFO]

i love your accent but hate mufc

[fly3rthanabutterfly]

I'm afraid to go to England now! :(

[MRbillkimm]

my girlfriend is from england :) , woohoooooo!!!

[Enfluo]

in italy it's almoust the opposite LOL. You have to believe in yourself, don't say stupid things and you don't have to say too much compliments.

[samblades1]

this kid is soo funny! :')

[juangebaby]

1:16 lol "CHAVS"

[AtomTuk]

yep that is pretty much it

[irisheyes11100]

think your hilarious! But change that kit!! You dont sound like your from Manchester...Where are ya from?

[FilthyCount]

man utd ? :D:D:D:D its like the most british thing ? or rly  a supporter ?

[AlphaMale593]

cant just ask them out...I guess i'll have to stick to dating american girls. Im not going to jail cause i tried to ask out someone

[immadefygravity]

I'm from manchester and this sometimes happened when I was at school aha x

[BenAlbion9]

AHAHHA your a good laff mate.

[celinebabaay]

whats so rong with chavs:L!, i love em!<3

but you are a pure joker!:L

[dirtyblueeyes]

im from derbyshire and sometimes that happens x

[CugsXx]

Your So True But Funny Im From Derbishire Thats Near Manchester:D

[imogenwilliams95]

hahahhaa you are hilarious!!!!!!!

[Vivailgelato]

hahahaha that's amazing! I though that all British guys were nice and then you destroy my dream saying that they hit girls in the face!!! Hahahahah damn it, boys are the same all over the world! :D

[stupidintellect90]

Beats the way it's done in the south. Having a phsycotic admirer is pretty scary. He used to watch me when I ever I was told by my our tutor to tuck my shirt in in case he saw my belly which he did once and got all excited! He used to pester my friend for info about me. As far as I know there is some truth behind what Jordan is say because this guy, to my face, was annoying as hell.

[SuperG1G1]

lmao, sounds like ur describing what 5 year olds do-getting ur friend to ask her out, but funny video :)

[myfenderstarcaster]

kwwp pressing 4 and 5 :p

[myfenderstarcaster]

united :)

[arcticeye]

Argentinean dating: the same

[britbabe71]

Ive never ever had me teeth kicked in :P

[0xBellyx0]

Why does your accent keep changing?...... o.o lol

[hashonetroll]

lol.com

[mfaxjks]

lmao thats soooo true haha :L

[moonyjacob]

I think this is more like dating for chavs in England, and if you have to ask them out that way, then you're basically trying to go out with a chav. And I do certainly not wanna go out with a chav, if I like a girl right, it's not gonna be a fucking chav.

[moonyjacob]

@tiddlywinks98712 uidiot how is not wanting to go out with a chav a snob? Stereotypical English person. ^^

[tiddlywinks98712]

@moonyjacob depends on how you view derogatory terms towards working class people and not wanting to date them purely based on that...stereotypical snob

[moonyjacob]

@tiddlywinks98712 No what the fuck? CHAV = SLAG it's as simple as that for fuck sake u weirdo

[tiddlywinks98712]

@moonyjacob whatever your majesty

[MrEeqqee]

jesus people! this video is a joke, you friggin retards saying he's false, of course, he's avin a laugh!! :D

funny vids as always mate hahahahah

[emma5977]

For the weird commentators - It's a joke. A laugh. Now go away.

[aldosalthren]

fake accent... I've lived in america my whole life and moved a year ago to a different town and i was able to re-invent myself as a british person. god people are gullible

[kissm3muahh]

are you being serious? is this really how it is or are you making a joke about the stereotypes?

[Silentangelawaits]

never heard about guys hittin the girls the like but iv heard that a guy can like u an be mean to u to get ur attension an iv heard if ur mean bk to them the more the like u O.o i dont know how that works but yh. True msn is weird tbh u get odd ppl on it gotta be careful who u talk to on there.

[Katherine3331]

Well I guess that's how they hit on her lol but that's messed up

[BucketPukes1969]

Dating in the US: HAve a lot of money and go to a club and show your money there. also make sure to look like a douche.

[Texasgirl730]

So...they act like little boys in Secondary School? That's....really dumb...no offence

[paramnesia9110]

Haha, I LoL'd so much at this video

4:06-4:23 ololol

[rawrzins2]

HOLY COW! IS THAT WHY THIS ONE DUDE HURTS ME AND CUSSES AT ME AND ALL THOSE OTHER BAD THINGS??!!?!?!?!? WUT THE FRUK

[Daxydudey]

LMFAO so funny 

[19stormz]

yo man ur funny as hellll... im from preston nt too far from manny ur videos have me dyiiin!

[PurpleFLOWER211]

Okay im dating a boy from london being from america ill stick to london im from chicago bitch!

[FunnyPranks]

@smiffy51515 Facebook . com/TheJordanJames

[zackhoffman]

you sure your not getting played a long by your mates?

[glennzisawsome]

since 2 years i havent seen some one hiting a girl apart from my friend liam he hits them every day but no way man not here not where i live gosh NO!

[EvilN00ber]

Lmao sooo funny, but um.. um.. i can't do that... kinda evil lol

[briannedahlin]

You're ridiculously cute AND entertaining.

[sweetmidnightmelodys]

Im American......and wow,i only thought the guys here in America were jerks,lol this is too funny

[geico1212]

why do you have so many bottles of liquor in the back?? u seem like a minor! outrageous!

[geico1212]

can you hit em with your own ball ;) lol

[mrcallofduty576]

man utd 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TashaSunter97]

I subbed you because you support united(; You have true taste. Legend! Vids are great too =D

[Kwazkneeack]

Dude you are awesome, I just subbed

[Rontru1213446]

Hey Jordan, Thanks for responding. I'm pretty impressed with the fact that you have had so many hits on your site just by doing what you do. I could do the same thing from this side, though I'm older than you. But you help to show people what life is like elsewhere. Say in any of your videos do you tell what gay people are treated like in England. Are they more accepting over there?

Douglas Medina

[TheHapHapHappy]

if you hit her too hard then she'll turn ugly

LMFAO

[aboodsmafia]

hahahahahahahha

[magicalteacher11]

Why is there a U.S.A flag behind ur england flag? 

[TheSpectator360]

@magicalteacher11 Merely because England sucks up to USA.

[DAGONdarkness]

@TheSpectator360 WTF!!!!!!!

I officially want to kill u now

[TheSpectator360]

@DAGONdarkness It's true though. I'm English, and I can say that we suck up to them. So does the rest of Europe.

[manbruv]

@TheSpectator360 I hate it, but I have to agree with you there.

Mooching of the Americans coz they have all the money.

[joker5396]

@TheSpectator360 Cause were the best am big and black GRRRRR be scared, nah im just kidding with you, but hows social life in your country?

[TashaSunter97]

@TheSpectator360 lmfao. No..Just no.

[summerpeace9]

@magicalteacher11 hahahaha you're so right!

[1ukjunglednbraver]

i just give them cider and bone them...that my dating stratagy

[yourmutation]

wooow ur so beautiful

I didnt understand a word

but was great to see u

[Loranzo1990]

hahaha this is great the sad part is some people in america do that

[umakemesmile16]

Hi, where are you from ? you live in england , but you dont look like an englishman

[kashga11]

@umakemesmile16 ...don't look like an englishman? what?

[coolfunkDJ]

@umakemesmile16 yeh but his accent is english always go by people's accent

[guher911]

fuk u americas 100000000000x better than england

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@guher911 in your dreams

[kashga11]

@guher911 cool i guess.

[joker5396]

@guher911 depends where your from (im from MIAMI B!tXCH!)



[georgialikeswood]

im from england and i dont know anyone like that, ok, so... when your like, 10 years old you do that, but that generaly stops at say 11? i dont know, maybe they do that where you live, but not where i live....

[DominoTF141]

Man u shirt :( gutted on me life :') (i'm from liverpool XD)

This video made me laugh :') you're boss mate- fancy, that word makes me cringe XD

[andresmoisesjua]

they must be bloody weird at Manchester, i live in leeds and I've never hit my girlfriend. but Americans are the strangest people I have ever seen.

for example i went to London last month, we went by Windsor and a man on the bus was explaining us why the queen doesn't like living at Windsor-castle, it's because of the airport which is right next to the castle. when the man finished explaining us why, an american woman asked why did the queen build the castle next to the airport.

[Reavous]

@andresmoisesjua im from manchester and we dont hit girls he's over exaggerating a bit for comedic purpposes but yea if u like a girl u tend to act like u dont like her since the easiest way to get attention from someone is to offend em its a well known fact that ppl want wot they cant have and it seems to work

[eatzapeating1]

i like how you say nooooooo

[liamthedream]

I'll take her out on a date. Will I get a piece of Crumpet???

[SemiepicallyLife]

For some odd reason I find you quite cute.

[melyv32]

thats how you tell the girl how much you like her?

[SeleneFaery]

wow do you really guys do that? lol

[dancesinglove30]

im only watching this cause of your accent (:

[stphnyvillegas]

@dancesinglove30 HAHAHA! dude your comment made my day cause i do it for the same reason too lol XD

[dancesinglove30]

@stphnyvillegas hahahahah im like OU A BRITISH, lets watch shall we?! hehe

[nyreeani]

HAHAHHA OMGGG i never new they do that hahaha WOWWW thats actually in my opinion stupid lol that makes the girl hate that guy lol but thats just my opinion lol

[PunkShit12]

Dayum. English/British people are weird. I dated one and he was the best boyfriend ever! But he died...he did. No kidding. But he NEVER hit me... Dude that's creepy XD!Bwhahaha! Your accent is sooo cutee! [:

[mileoyt]

I am an American... we stop hitting girls that we like when we reach our teens, that's when we start making fun of them to impress them lol.

[beamerball666]

@mileoyt The american way make fun of them it's funny when they try to play fight you though

[Vera0227]

You're very funny :) You have ruined my opinion about boys in England though, hahaha :D

[Poli92ily]

What dah hell!!! Lmao idk if it's true but it's hilarious

[ShatteredDignity]

You hit the girl in the face that you like?

Huh, maybe Chris Brown was gettin' at somethin'...

[ibkid101]

I'm gonna seduce u like uve never been seduces before ahhahajajahah thaats effing highlarious

[dipak091978]

nice

[PKJOHNT3RUN]

smashin them in da face in bollocks.. not true at all

[Avgvstvs619]

This is all so true

[BreatheMetric]

Smash In her In The Face? D:< WTF XD

[mmoneyitswhereitsat]

in the U.S we do that when were in the 5th grade..

[nestorasilvera]

@mmoneyitswhereitsat stupid yank, he's not serious mate for fcuks sake

[yowee1234]

LOL. 

[Scozzydav21]

"What do you do with a girl you're after, you don't ask her out. We're british, what we do is we smash her in the face." LOL LOL LOL that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while but no man seriously that would just piss her off aha

[DrLeaInTheTardis]

jordan you're a total legend :P this made me laugh so much. Lea. x

[zreidsnider]

Hahaha this is great, my friend who moved from england named Tom would probably punch me in the face if I told him about this, haha

[4992Sarah]

Well...isn't that romantic?

[bunnehlover13]

We do the bestfriend thing in America. though if you hit the girl you'd like...we'd most likely kick you in the gonads... Thats just how it is in America!

[xVSxReMiiXeD]

Bunch of bollocks... lol

[bbrreennddaa01]

You are GREAT! :)

[pylet41]

i loled so hard at 1:46

[zadie9110]

Gosh I can't understand half of what you're saying but I love it.

[ChazAtisuto]

@EloiseEnchantment It fucking is.

[classiie1]

Mint!Mint!Mint! 

[RaZaZeL1337]

man your crazy funny MINTUS !

[RK831]

This, along with all other dating adice, is corny. Just hire an escort for the night and save your time and money.

[LittleLiviX]

haha tru

[muskytow]

"wat u do is u 'it 'er"

lmao fuckin classic bruv.



[nerdgirlalert]

wow. that feels like my high school in the U.S.

[RussGirl2008]

ahahhahahahhahahahha xD

[naynaybonbon]

Nice impersonations. Haha.

[judgeourjah]

smash her in the face with a stone hahahahahhahahaha. Nothing makes me swoon like blunt force trauma...

[xBloorahx]

Oh so true xD

[Lisabettison]

You are a fucking legend ;)

[cantsleep1894]

when i met my boyfriend he rugby tackled me... ahahahaha

[BritishPatriot3]

this is so true lol

[LexxLemon]

lmao, your accent's epic!

[Marrwen]

HAHAHAHA, Hilarious!!!!

[KOOLPIG7]

i can see your hiding the U.S.A flag under the england flag (i think cause of the pillow im not good with flags) lol

cool vid. tho :3

[izzyozzybeast]

Jeezes that was the funninest video ever:))) chavs sound like total dicks lol

[UKArcher]

omfg that is bloody amazing i must say the getign yeah friend part to do it is completly true the hitting and being a fag jerk is the chav way lol so when u see a chick with no teeth u know a chavs totally into her LOL ( i am british yes lol)

[crpipsqueak]

That's really weird! I would think that they were a jerk and ignore and avoid them

[albiethomas]

why have u got a new flag every vid ?

[tfiraz]

I cant speak for anyone else but i certainly dont hit a lass i like or even one i dont like for that matter lol little kids i can understand might.

[maysh83]

You crack me up!

[shrikechan]

That`s how American guys talk to girls they like. Boys are always teasing girls and calling them names and singling them out, etc. It`s guys who have trouble expressing themselves who do this; it`s universal.

[sunitos]

haha at 2:40 fucking hair

[Brittanyphurr]

lmfaoo vvv he sounds like nabu. i love themightyboosh;o

[eggtube]

You really really look like nahboo from the mighty boosh

[hazzystan]

@eggtube Omg he does lol

[AntonHNEWCHURCH]

@eggtube haha good call

[TheSMC2009]

hahhha You hit her in the face!! hhaha good one mate! im coming to England soon & hope to see you in the streets with them chavs! hah jk but im goin 2 london so i kno i wont see yous cuz u never been! lol

[ilov3dooney]

I love you.

[NastiNatalie]

waah ur fucking awsOMe m8

[JOHNSCHELSEA]

love that video... hate that jersey its all about fc chelsea

[oceangust]

You're adorable. :3

[SamHands01]

1 star for wearing that jersey

[RylieXxRave]

chav done that to me once :D lol

i hit him back

[TheSMC2009]

@RylieXxRave haha nice!!

[inimolend]

My god that's so good:D

[sisterdiggins]

HILLLLARIOUS!

[Nigelxman]

Here's a question from a curious Yank.  When and how did the term "summat" come in to existence? Anyone?

[Nigelxman]

No offense mate but you look a little bit young to have done a whole hell of a lot of dating. Having said that, you seem to be ahead of the game . :-)

[HalloFusilli]

This guy is fuckin mental. Brilliant!

[XBionic1955]

I love this guy, though he looks a little bit insane.

[bellabop88]

Wow this is the strangest way to court someone! I'm from Australia and I've never heard about hitting the person you like! I guess that's where the phrase came from "He's hitting on me," haha

[tatewelch]

@bellabop88 it coz we dont do that in england

[LittleMissMeXx1]

This Is So Funny, Not True And Ridiculous, I Dont Know Why I Like It Though!

[Lionstrong]

LMFAO!

[hajones10]

Wow I didn't know it was so easy! I should start this in the U.S. I'll be the biggest player ever

[Tomsedated]

ahushauhsuahsuhausa

awesome

[rawchicken123]

liveer pouuuuullll

Lol yeah you ask them out.

[IRLpirate]

Hahaha, too true XD

[neicey1610]

All Jordans Vids are true..some people in england think hitting someone is flirting?