Bird and Fortune - Financial Adviser

[makeiteasyable]

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[Reliancedred]

I am laughing

[hairytoothgaming]

I never thought that finances could be so funny. I am glad they post videos like this!

[superbelle79]

pwedeng ibahin. matalino nman!

[KinlanCommunications]

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[boum62]

Sadly this is so realistic !

[coolstuffplus]

the solution for people is easy, don´t pay taxes, don´t make debts and this whote stateist banking system will implode and disappear

[commercialmats]

Great video. I think they are super funny.

[DecadentDisturber]

"... and that is not an idle threat, we can go wreck someone else's financial system..." ROTFL!

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[wilsontt88]

8 people = bankers

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[tntnoir123]

watched it so many times and still crack up. "I know what hazard means but what's the other word (moral)". One of the best humour about FC

[brav0wing]

Ah, what?...I know what hazard means, what's the other word?

[doc7474]

LoL when asked what moral meant..too too true. Sad also because it's true.

[drav1dan]

This interview sounds a lot like some of the banking crisis episodes of Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister.

[heathmoor]

@drav1dan It reminded to me exactly the same. The only difference, that in YPM the script never would go beyond the fictional role of the characters to give the impression of plausible situations that could happen in the real world.

[tavvenbizzy07]

3 words to describe these folks : genius , genius , genius .....

Hilarious !!

[johnny4463435]

@tavvenbizzy07 get a hold of yourself it's not that funny it's mildly amusing at best

[pickedpepper]

Bird and Fortune... Comic genius!

[NicGonzalez1]

Scaremongering is the word that a politician would use to describe the recession. It's just a ploy to get people to pay higher taxes. Even in some instances getting people to work for free.

[ChewySatisfaction]

I love these guys, the whole show was amazing and thyre so spot on with their jokes. This whole recession is deliberate.

[K00kamonga]

Hilarious

Specially from 3:15 about government and lies LOL

[fixyaexperts]

Well done Bird and Fortune for explaining credit crunch started by flawed sub-prime lending in the USA. Thanks for sharing the clips that explain lies behind crunch, and the bailout lotteries to help rich friends.

[mrpiggy001]

its kind of like going to las vegas , betting all you have on the roulette wheel , loosing and then getting all your money back plus some more from the tax payer

[rseshadri]

I dont know anything about tax...i dont pay any ...LOL!!!

[ElTucoId]

Brilliant!!!

[gdiportofolio]

Very nice video !

Watch mine too, it's interesting,

Thanks

[smik4978]

-Finally, can we talk about moral hazard?

-About what?

-Moral hazard!

-Yes I know what hazard means, what's the other word?

LoL, really accurate description of how people in today's high finance thinks.....

[rajesh98765]

hilarious...!!!

"It's as sophisticated as we ever get...!!"

[rajesh98765]

Hilarious....!!!

[purisaks]

i've only got two Ferrari's!

lol

[anky2cool]

I liked the last line the most; if your going to make a cockup, make an enormous cockup so the govt will bail you out... lol

[MonsterIsrael]

European, Asian are scare of investment or open any new business because of their privacy and business policy will be violated and known by Govt personnel(phone,email,personal message are tapped) Wake up American who is very easy to fool by the Govt. That why new job, new business, new investment, moreover financial crisis is happening in US. Make some video on it.Bias media like Fox News, CBS, CNN give wrong information about Gaza Genocide, Iraq that was created by USA by the order of Israel.

[BishopMonster]

And bushs father and the gulf war. Also the oil is running out...

[turner60]

This is hilarious sketich thanks for upload this one.

[yaivaa]

This two are absolutely fantastic! Thank you

[willb48]

Modern finance in a nutshell. All hail the free market!

[probasementking]

DOW Drops 1000 points (16.3%)!!````

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[lupoforme]

awesome

[AntiBullS]

roflol fantastic

[philipwhiuk]

Horrifingly accurate. Humour generated by realisation of the truth.

[11111FALCON11111]

We are all fucked. Go out get a big dirty loan. Spend the fucking lot. Fuck em all

[alsum501]

I'd love to do that! Problem is, their not giving out loans so easily anymore!

[racingsssnake]

many a true word spoken in jest

[0707877]

brilliant

[brokenbriton]

Brilliant. Its a pity our ruling elite didn't take notice at the time

[highspeedster]

Xcellent and spot on!!!VERY very real!!!

[kirkalx27]

Spot on!

[estradacm]

it's fun the Name of this member! Remembering Jerome Kerviel! some months ago! crashing société generale

[delsur2009]

money all is money, even life have a price, we live in a world of Hypocrisy...double standard...and inverted values...love? ethics? respect? good faith? solidarity? too big words for a human kind...war, egoism, ambitious, power, disrespect,,,those are the words which fit to us...

[Dandaniels1978]

Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men,

we didn't have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents.

Without a prison, there can be no delinquents.

[Dandaniels1978]

2/3 We had no locks or keys and therefore amongst us there were no thieves.

When someone was so poor that he couldn't afford a horse, a tent or a blanket,

he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.

We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property.

We didn't know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being

was not determined by his wealth.

[Dandaniels1978]

3/3 We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians,

therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.

We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don't know

how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things

that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.

John (Fire) Lame Deer

Sioux Lakota - 1903-1976

[kimz86]

simply beautiful...

[propMaster151]

Capitialism is not rotten, it's the intervention from the orgy created by governments and bankers.

[Dandaniels1978]

when all the trees have been cut down,

when all the animals have been hunted,

when all the waters are polluted,

when all the air is unsafe to breathe,

only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

(native american prophecy)

the principles of capitalism are definitely rotten to the core.

[elmauro]

realize, that only by the effects and wonder of consumer capitalism are you, a layman, even in the luxurious position of being able to instantly spread your careless thoughts to myriad eager readers worldwide, at no cost to you or me other than our time.

[Dandaniels1978]

My friend if you believe that unchecked capitalism bears no costs to society and mankind and that my thoughts are careless then we really are in trouble The main function of capitalism is to distribute money to where its needed the most, however the elite distribute debt to create control, clever adverts turn wants into needs and so the cycle goes on Capitalism transfers wealth in a clever way to those who know how to manipulate the system In the end it will be your downfall, life is a circle

[elmauro]

sir,

the main function of capitalism is to empower individuals to engage in capital acts voluntarily. there is no implicit need, as you state. we have distorted this great idea but kept and therefore sullied the name "capitalism."

[Dandaniels1978]

I didn't state there was an implicit need, I stated that clever corporate advertising through Neuro Linguistic Programming techniques turn wants into perceived needs. Capitalism is based on consuming finite resources and taking more from the earth than we put back. Sooner or later as a planet we will end up bankrupt. Please read my additional comments and then read them again and again. Take a moment then THINK about my comments. When you have understood then reply.

[elmauro]

"The main function of capitalism is to distribute money to where its needed the most"

This quote of yours led me to believe that there was some sort of singular "need" for money. It also demonstrates how you have misunderstood capitalism. Perhaps you are thinking of some other form of resource distribution and exchange. When you are ready to discuss capitalism, engage us.

[muttergeo]

"Thats not an idol threat. We can go and wrek someone elses financial system."

[Dandaniels1978]

The frightening thing is that everything these guys have said is 100% true. The Western Capitalist System is rotten to the core. The American system which we adopted in the UK is a disgrace. Now we will suffer at the hands of the elite

[ntscbuff]

Where do you believe the "American" system came from?

[Dandaniels1978]

The good ole British Empire. And yes the whole system is corrupt and always has been, These wise old men realised he who controls the money supply the controls the people.

[jklmuk]

we went on the assumption the market always goes up. lol

these guys are geniuses i hope there is another series.

[yamal001]

fantastic :-)

[greendiamonte]

I don't know anything about tax I don't pay any...

[jammydevil]

we have too many people in the "city" making too much money off of the blood and sweat of others they make nothing apart from dept steeped on the working man

[KENKENNIFF]

The education system in the west favours mediocrity, this is now feeding through to the real world. Invest in education and things may start to improve slowly in 50 years or so.

[NSResponder]

It's not so much a matter of favoring mediocrity, as it is favoring docility.

-jcr

[madonegin]

Brilliant...scaringly accurate satire....these two are simply geniuses......

[TheHardProblem]

very funny yet very disturbing potrayal of reality

[maik2007001]

0:20 roflmao

this bloody thing needs a service, lol

i dont know anything about tax, i never pay any...

[holycanoli1]

hilarious they are genious's in political comedy

[ts4dw]

May look like a comedy but it's mostly how things are and will continue to be until some brave soul reforms the system.

[ilalfisto]

Or until the system reforms itself by exploding.

A parasite that destroys its host cannot survive.

[bluesky083]

brilliant.

[SPUNKGIVER]

truth hurts don it

[BarbraofSeville]

Brilliant.