@TehhCake That's what the government wants you to believe his real name is. He really is an alien named Notch that wishes to enslave the human race with a game so addicting that the content following its trend clogs up the internet, making us isolated and easy to conquer. The government is allowed exclusive benefits by working with him, so they do as he wishes. Come, join the resistance and free humanity!
I did not make a stupid mistake. This is my story and I'm sticking to it. :\
thats what happens if you play minecraft
leila261268 2 weeks ago
WHY ISN'T THIS IN AMERICA!!
jnelen22 1 month ago
AWESOME! Long live Dr. Ashens!
zzyxyz000062 1 month ago
Fucking loved the Amber Lamps.
obviouslypepsi 1 month ago
@zepthire no
Megastory4 1 month ago
Is that guy the same person that plays "Barry Shitpeas" in Charlie Brooker's ****Wipe's?
MrLolKins 2 months ago
Where can I get the song that Bramwell technically dies to?
Megastory4 3 months ago
@Megastory4 I want to know too. Did you ever find out?
Zepthire 1 month ago
Where I can get the "Grow Up" app?
SantuXD6 3 months ago
Press 1...
RadonX9 3 months ago
Press 3 for 999,999,999! :D
jAndro1d 3 months ago
whas that game cansale in 0:50
kaza12345678 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@kaza12345678 i don't understand what you are saying.
jAndro1d 3 months ago
music at start?
5axon 5 months ago
funny thing is, as soon as he reached 999,999,999 and ashens said whats happened , my power went out.
great timing
XGN117X 5 months ago
press 5 for genetalia :3
kitsuneoga 5 months ago
Lol the endings like star wars return of the jedi XD
DarthJawaProductions 6 months ago
Please tell me this is on american TV. NOW.
cookingboy3 6 months ago
Press 1 for noob! :P
ReaperMan666 6 months ago
Integer overflow.
brainmachine04 6 months ago
omg ashens on bbc, bbc i love you :D
matican100 7 months ago
"Girls aren't interested in bloke who play video games for 24 hours."
If only we could stress that to FPS frat boys and squeakers.
Ozmirr 7 months ago
Was Ashens on Tv?
TheDoctor2222 7 months ago
@TheDoctor2222 yes but he stopped :/ shame really
thelolbells 2 months ago
@thelolbells Awesome!
He should go back on!
TheDoctor2222 2 months ago
it's so... beatuful
ashens:no it isnt
xD
metakight4 7 months ago
my favourite ashens tech dump video
cpthinks 7 months ago
Disturbingly epic
cordia96 8 months ago 3
Is this the guy who played The Master on the new Doctor series?
TakeBackTheWorld 8 months ago
@TakeBackTheWorld
No, you're probably thinking of John Simm.
JamspongeVideo 8 months ago
@JamspongeVideo
Good God they're so close.
TakeBackTheWorld 8 months ago
@TakeBackTheWorld no its the guy out of paul lol only joking
Jredgrave128 7 months ago
Ashens: Can we get a doctor?
Cameraman: You are a doctor.
NFSCalex 9 months ago 4
whats the song played while he dies?
Saiper1990 9 months ago
The speech synthesizer that says "Ashens Tech Dump"... How it's called and for which machine? I really like to know...
ZXRulezzz 9 months ago
*sigh* MY CABLE HAS NO BBC AMERICA
TheOdysseyKid 9 months ago
I miss Tech Dump :(
mechazeep 11 months ago
I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.
Donnelly182 1 year ago
lol amberlamps anonymous culture lulz
TheiosXaris 1 year ago
I should cram 15 people into a phonebox and shout NOOB NOOB at them until 5am
huymitsumi 1 year ago 5
That opening slayed me. Bravo.
451harri 1 year ago
OMG look at his eyes at 3:42
conmallett 1 year ago
OMG IT PAC MAN ALL OVER AGAIN WERE ALL DOOMED BRING BACK TETRIX PAC MAN IT THE DEVIL GAME
sonicnn2 1 year ago
Its so beautiful! No it isnt.
LukeDJoyce 1 year ago
I reckon that it's actually going to 10 million, not resetting to 0. Poor coding + not enough 7-segment displays = misleading information.
thatdude92194 1 year ago
Bramwell survived the incident, changed his name to Notch, and ended up making Minecraft.
kirby570 1 year ago 59
@kirby570 why
kaza12345678 4 months ago
@kirby570 BLOCKS!
Marcko98 3 months ago
@kirby570 You mean he changed his name to Markus?
TehhCake 1 month ago
@TehhCake That's what the government wants you to believe his real name is. He really is an alien named Notch that wishes to enslave the human race with a game so addicting that the content following its trend clogs up the internet, making us isolated and easy to conquer. The government is allowed exclusive benefits by working with him, so they do as he wishes. Come, join the resistance and free humanity!
I did not make a stupid mistake. This is my story and I'm sticking to it. :\
kirby570 1 month ago
@kirby570 I will join the resistance, lol. I suppose I'm one of the few not addicted to it, as I got bored of MC after a while.
TehhCake 1 month ago
another victim of the overcut glitch
dubstepgamer 1 year ago
Stuart, help me!
So join me next week. LOL!
alexhazcheezburger 1 year ago
0:41 preeow.
JustDyinHere 1 year ago
God, I want more Ashen's Tech Dump. Badly.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
I tried "Grow Up" once. I didn't like it.
qrdarling 1 year ago
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qrdarling 1 year ago
Wow, gives a whole new meaning to the term "kill screen"
TechSY730 1 year ago
Amazing!
bmovienews 1 year ago
can thath game run on pc and if yes,can sombodi give me a link to dolnlowd it
RockstarHQ1 1 year ago
@RockstarHQ1 2 things:
1. NO!
2. It's obviously fake!
thevisualboy37 1 year ago
@RockstarHQ1 yeah sure w w w . ecksdee. co. uk
Goatmanification 1 year ago
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@RockstarHQ1 yes you can download it here w w.meatspin.com/
LonesomePine369 1 year ago
oh man that guys' eyes were fucked up!
GrizzlerBorno 1 year ago
Imagine if he failed at 99999998 :o
TheDecelerate 1 year ago
Is That Thing A Viewmaster ?
ironeli101 1 year ago 5
APHEX TWIN?
mrmattw95 1 year ago
That games got good batteries!
TheBigDolphin1 1 year ago 2
I love Ashens, there should be much much more of these!
screwattackg1 1 year ago 33
My dad has been playing the first Resistance game everyday since it first came out. This is his future.
0BatGirl0 1 year ago 4
WHOA BLACK BETTY
chaosmaster07 1 year ago
these videos are incredibly well made, keep it up
joemanses 1 year ago
Harrowing...
FunkyM217 1 year ago
The little popup in that video didn't lie... SOMEONE DIED YAY!!!!!!
TheDethBringer666 1 year ago
Did Stuart seriously say, "Call an amber lamps?"? AMAZING. I fucking love you Ashens.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
Hahahaha. Nowhere to dodge! XD
BrotherofWill 1 year ago
it sounds unnatural, its funny but i prefer his reviews. sorreez :)
shadow5692 1 year ago
he's playing an EyeFlute lol
pabsensi 1 year ago
Noob Noob
TheAddyGee 1 year ago
GET HIM AMBER LAMPS!
flyinsquirrel145 1 year ago
Epic Star Wars Darth Vader death scene. Wow......
fnerXVI 1 year ago
darth vader death scene lol
zxgohan 1 year ago
My friends had one of those. I've played it! It was rubbish! :D
Oh, it was the version with actual space ships instead of boxes... oh wait.
TechyBen 1 year ago 2
Amberlamps lmao. Dr Ashens is a legend
TrempBoy2 1 year ago
AMBERLAMPS HAHABAHABahBABA!
kyle112233 1 year ago
lol call an amberlamps i mean ambulance
microwaveshowfan 1 year ago
The light! it's block shaped!
Glorious.
DemronZer0 1 year ago 4
call an amberlampse
BigMrTJ 1 year ago
im subed to this now as well ha bisky other channle
kazooga1234 1 year ago
A new Ashen's tech Dump 2 weeks in a row?! Imposable! We'll see next week...
Me126546 1 year ago
Next Episode:
XBOX360 vs. PS3?
PROBABLY NOT!
callkaro911 1 year ago
This is what the PTA,The Government,California,and anti-video game groups think games will do to kids
MADNIKstudios 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
if you suck at being funny...theres an app for that...its called get a real job ashens you shithouse.
XtianWestendShamer 1 year ago
Couldn't hear it. This audio was terrible.
noptic 1 year ago
@noptic raise your volume? Cause it was fine for me
TheJillers 1 year ago
9,999,998!lololololololololololol
MrCobyChan 1 year ago
Btw REALLY FUNNY!
ashguy3000 1 year ago
I don't understand, you're on the BBC and yet you have the worst sofa I've seen in my life. Are they not paying you or something?
ashguy3000 1 year ago 2
@ashguy3000 Economic downturn. Cuts have to be made.
god0fgod 1 year ago
funniest one yet!, "ambalamse!"
Caseus 1 year ago
Noob noob! lol
CThompson151 1 year ago
PS3 :O
Starioshka 1 year ago
Go ashens! I loled at amber lamps.
nikhilr51 1 year ago
Yay for Ashens!
Spedding101 1 year ago
Call an amberlamps!
WackoZacko1 1 year ago
end is funny he doesnt care about him
MRFITKIN100 1 year ago
NOOB! NOOB!
LewizX90 1 year ago
2:37
Haha lol
LewizX90 1 year ago
TECH DUMP IS BACK!!!
HerringSnarkPidgeon 1 year ago
Yes, let's all quit anything MMOish and instead yell "n00b," then you can save the $15 on your World of Warcraft subscription.
StephenArgonneProd 1 year ago
AMBERLAMPS!!! haha epic beard man reference.
AntoRoberts 1 year ago 83
Noob! Noob!
ThatBum42 1 year ago
"Call an Amber Lamps!" Yes, well done, Staurt. Very subtle.
OscarApollo 1 year ago
LOVE!!!! Stuarts hilarious
audacify 1 year ago
Poor man...
Hilarious! Glad I saw it again!
derFischmoerder 1 year ago
My favorite Tech Dump so far. Great job.
AARST 1 year ago
fantastic episode, proving once again, your best work will always involve slow horrible demise
godihatethissite 1 year ago
I swear i saw this a few months ago?
MeesterBrilliant 1 year ago
@MeesterBrilliant You probably did, they just upload it to YouTube later because they want the views on their own site first (the BBC, that is).
Zigzagoony 1 year ago 33
lets arrange getting in a phone box till 5 yelling noob!! :D
j4m3sno1 1 year ago 2
Stuart is too awesome ^.^
DOCTORxxWHOxxFAN 1 year ago