SHANE DAWSON!? NO!

[MeesturrMoostash]

Some of you are so fucking sensitive. I've seen some pretty awful threats and death wishes. To be honest I wouldnt even be able to handle making videos with this much hate without blowing up on one of my videos and losing all of my subscribers. Props to you, Greg.

[TheMrSpartanking]

Your My favorite Youtuber -3. . Keep it up Onision, I spread your videos everyday to my friends and family. I deeply admire your courage and especially your dedication, hard work, and time to your videos and YouTube. I respect you even though sometimes I disagree with you, because I appreciate different opinions than mine, they give me perspective on certain things. Remember to ignore the haters, and keep making videos, I hope ur relationship goes well, ur hair is awesome, peace -3

[RenesmeeCullen000000]

Okay.... I dont see Shane going and hating on you. If you've met Shane, he's actually really sweet. Shane is just a regular guy with OPINIONS. Isn't that what your whole entire onisionspeaks channel is about? OPINIONS?! If not, I would fucking LOVE to be corrected. No hate. On you or Shane.

[toastandJAMMMMMM]

@RenesmeeCullen000000 He's met Shane.. Even kissed him. xD

[TheDeftonesVault]

I love how you're acting insane. Wanna' see a real psycho? Mike fucking Patton. You. Douche. Bag.

[BronzeRatz]

I hope you, Onision, die in a fucking fire.

[HotCocoRockkah]

"Highly trained monkey..." Well that's just fucking dandy isn't it?!?

[MyDadLikesBatman]

I didn't want to sleep this week or anything...

[TheMrSpartanking]

?????????

[tAKiDA96]

I couldn't sleep after that...

[Rootbeerblue45]

flagged for drug abuse.

[shanedawsonforeverr]

Can you be any more obnoxious?

[brianaxx20]

y would some one think has like shane dawson or ........ it just makes me mad and his vids suck  P.S I LOVE SHANE DAWSON ............

[Imindabuilding1]

who actually searched:

shane dawson no not me who has two thumbs and is onision this guy omg this video was worse than the last one bummer crap oh what ever shall me do donno guess we will just move on and get over it ok good awesome great funny video but lacking something oh whatever hurt my ankle dont care ow

[emohoward49]

stop being jerks if sum of u dont like him oh well who cares i dont and otheres dont either so yah just dont watch onision if u dont like him cuz this just doesnt make sense u realise tht the new law states tht if there is a rude comment to someone u well be in court cuz 7 kids killed there selfs this year so yah watch wat u say cuz your rudeness somes flying back at u dont be a cyber bully

[vigdos]

Aren't you Shane Dawson?

[LifelineStudios]

fuck you.

[emohoward49]

@LifelineStudios wat did he do to u omg u know wat fuck it u need a life no one likes your stupid rude comments that just makes u stupid say it to your self off youtube ok

[HaileyLuvsGummyBears]

A Team Of Highly Trained Monkeys...LOLOLOL!

[fuzzzy613]

errrrmmm..... bipolar?

[ghostrider3911]

you and Shane have one thing in common. YOU BOTH SUCK.

[Axisoflords]

@ghostrider3911 But it certainly doesn't stop you whining like a bitch, now does it?

[ghostrider3911]

@Axisoflords oh im sorry for telling the truth. if you actually think that onision and Shane dawson are both awesome....if you think they're funny well that's your taste in humour, but if you think these people are good people, then your mind is fucked up.

[Axisoflords]

@ghostrider3911 I hate Shane Dawson, he's Shit. But I've known Greg (onision) for many years and I quite like him. But then I get dicks like you just hating on him for no reason...You know nothing about Greg mate.

[ghostrider3911]

@Axisoflords wait so let me get this straight...you hate Shane...but you like Onision...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen, I can go on forever with the reasons why i hate Onision, or why Greg sucks. But instead, im going to give a link to you. This video explains why Onision sucks. watch?v=i3GaRXy3as0 and if this isn't enough: watch?v=UCELssxgDYg there you go

[CrocsRule931]

Did anyone read the tags? XD

[dontbesurprised]

I quite enjoyed your "My Channel's Broken" song.

Also, your coupon to a therapist is in the post. [:

[TheScoutProductions]

He has mental problems. Seriously.

[Emmaluurvechick]

haha! i love this

[sigilofbolias]

The long search is over... We have found the biggest faggot in the world.

[Axisoflords]

@sigilofbolias The Search was over once you left the Hospital AFTER YOUR BIRTH.

[MagentaMoose]

...........what?.........

[ExKizuna1]

I'm...Confused.



[Charlyyarel]

People if you dont like it, DONT COMMENT.

You dont find it funny, DONT COMMENT. SO WHY THE FIRETRUCK ARE YOU WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO THEN WASTE TIME OF YOUR LIFE COMMENTING; seriously ¬¬ He´ll make videos as long as somebody watch them, and I´ll always be watching.

[irishthunda66]

@Charlyyarel Because that would be the basis of "critiquing"

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

My ear jut feel rape right now iman this is not awful is worse they need to make a word to this man I speakless this is stupid.

[emochick956]

...................

[asylum21st]

wtf is wrong with you. You are not funny, and your content is stupid. GG bud

[IcantDiedeadenough]

you're not funny.

[teddybear0698]

my whole life is crumbling!!!...., *weird and strange noises heard*

[spaghettiandlettuce]

"Oh my god this video is so random"

"SHUT UP!"

Hahahahaha

[ec123456789able]

This is unfunny and boring.

[edwardLRS]

You are the absolute worst YouTuber I have ever seen in my life. The fact that you can even get remotely popular makes me loose hope for society. Fuck you onision.

[NinjaWannabe21]

@edwardLRS So you continue watching him because?

[edwardLRS]

@NinjaWannabe21 This is the first video I've seen of him excluding when he made all that stuff up about his wife. That's not continuing to watch him...

[NinjaWannabe21]

@edwardLRS Well its not the first video you have ever seen if you have seen another :/ you cant just exclude one and say that its the first you have ever seen, it doesnt make sence hunni. And maybe you dont like it but still there is absolutly no need to be so rude in your reply, its actually pretty imature. Also onision helps alot of people by not only making them laugh in crappy times but also in his serious vids he can be really helpful for some peoples problems.

[edwardLRS]

@NinjaWannabe21 This IS the first video I've seen of him excluding when he faked his wife's illness. That makes perfect sense since it was very well known when he did that. So this is the first video I've seen of his that's a real video. I don't even think I have to address the rest of what you said because you spelled so many things wrong and made yourself look stupid "hunni". You can say that about anyone youtuber. You could say that about Hitler if you wanted to.

[NinjaWannabe21]

@edwardLRS Well Im dyslexic so I do tend to spell things wrong and you can call me stupid all you want but im trying really hard to improve it. And I will say again if you have seen that video and this one, then you have seen more than one video! Maybe you havnt seen alot of his videos, like only 2 or 3 but you have seen more than one -.- and maybe you dont like him but no need to tell him "fuck you" I mean you dont even know him for all you know he could be a decent guy.

[NinjaWannabe21]

@edwardLRS And I cant actually believe you compared him to hitler! Thats really offencive. Hitler killed, no murdered thousands of people and you say I could say that that idea can help me through hard times and make me laugh.. thats seriously screwed up.

[edwardLRS]

@NinjaWannabe21 A decent guy wouldn't film his wife while she's having a mental breakdown and a nice guy wouldn't fake his wife having one so either way you look at it he's a shithead. He also imposes his vegetarianism on everyone like it's a fucking war. Fuck him. About the Hitler thing, from someone's point of view I'm sure they could say that about Hitler. You missed the point entirely.

[MaggzFlynn]

Picture his future kid watching this....

[CookiezsayRAWR]

awwww... 'go like for my owie ankle because i just hurt myself just now....but its ok ill be fine' THAT WAS SO ADORIBLE!!!

[vemkrk123]

go fuck your selfe

[Emmaluurvechick]

hahaha! i love the song!

[gorlickimariola706]

do u seriously have problems or do u just joke like that?

[caroline3tears1]

Like when he got hurt i laughed.....

[ROXY911luv]

Omigod this video's so random! SHUTTTTUP!

[CrazyMizfan11]

wuz u on drugs while making this video? :D

[gera61814]

Que estupido!!

[MichelleVinals]

Lol u make me laugh but it was very noisy i am agree with @thekingzexion

[Kaybeezie92]

I could never mistake you for Shane Dawson. Shane doesn't scare the crap out of me like you just did. D:

[MsAlexisLovee]

what in the hell did i just watch:)

[maches123]

Youre a fucking idiot I love this

[TheHeyItSophie]

its funny that u r kinda friends with shane dawson cos u kissed him but lol u take the mic out of him which is hilarious

[NicholasJonas4Eva16]

OMG hes so weird!! hahaha

[MathieuTV1]

Just.. Just don't bother ok? He is on his period. :D

[Freakshow180]

I remember when you first uploaded this, and I was crying because I was laughing so hard. That was in 09'! I'm still laughing my ass off at this.

[robomario64]

I LOVE YO VIDEOS

[jeaveyana]

now this is a real adhd person call the mental hospital

[amplexux]

LOL!!! @1:13

[MutilatedCat]

youtube did this on purpose.

[Ejaeden12]

1:14 lol wtf

[evolution2405]

I get it...

[lovepurplemusic]

Did you recieve the coupon yet? it was a two for one!

[smokingflowers]

Dadaism FTW.

[snoopdoggdoggie]

calm the fuck down you scream to much

[Lozagurl97]

"hey look at my turtle neck double chin"

i seriously worry about your sanity sometimes:)

[Iwasmadetosing]

Sometimes I think your seriously retarded........

[CoDTF23]

If your channel is broken... How did you upload this.. ? please reply...

[iamnaenreg]

My ear actually was bleeding wen he yelled

[oreocookie129]

HOW MUCH YOU BEEN SMOKING

[TheShaneTeam]

Shane should dress up as emo Charlie and see how many people think its Greg.

[bbeautyQ]

annoying hahaha :)

[xxnickinickxx]

OMG... I'm not sure if I'm right but your 'song' sounds like the end of "Lair Lair" by The Used... o.O

Please let me know if I'm right! I love this song xD

Oh yes and you're pretty funny :P :D

[judithbenmo]

you're kind of crazy.....

[killroygonzalez]

turtle neck double chin hahahha

[ninjanaut626]

haha your so much better than dawson

[TheShaneDawsonFan27]

I'll stick to the real Shane dawson

[Angelfire1306]

hey yuu gotta admit the facial structure is eerily similar lol

[chickislove]

lol I didn't expect to laugh. i think it's cute and insanely geniusly (thats a word, yes?) humorous that you mockingly cry at your self. lolz

[10V3AlWAY5]

Good acting Shane LOL jk

[ImaEatYourFruitLoops]

XXXDDDDDDDDDD

[thestarofmyworld]

thats scary lol

[SammiTakinOffIn54321]

Who knew Shane Dawson had a twin brother lol :p

[Ramonevz]

I act like that only when REALLY drunk.

[shianne12596]

this videos so random. SHUT UPPPPP XD

[moaa042]

1:14 duhsaurus. FUCKING EPIC!!!

[ZenMaster1992]

OMG... this video's so random, SHUT UP!!

[dcheyne1977]

well, he doesn't look like Shane Dawson, doesn't sound like him either

[fljflaj]

@dcheyne1977 I know right. He looks nothing like Shane :l

[joethegreatish]

haha you should make a my channel will desrtoy your channel song and my spelling sucks song,

[HollyCSings]

Onision is an emo version of shane dawson!!!!:)

[Minkamustache]

hahahah XD

[totaldramaidiot]

Omg its shane dawson!! Im just kidding onision i love you!!

[jeffhardyvsme]

What is he on?

[Kel2theCtv]

What the fuck?

[FannyFoguer]

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[TheKingZexion]

I always have to turn the volume down on every one of your videos at one point...

[Dodobird2011]

@TheKingZexion My mom thought I was watching someone have a seizure xD

[TheAwesomefroggy]

is your channel by any chance...broken??

[blank21121]

0:00 - 0:23

Jesus, grow the fuck up. How can anyone laugh at this shit?

[22Remixman]

@blank21121 its called being immature dumb fuck, get off this video you grown up asshole! You should grow down, fucktard!

[blank21121]

@22Remixman im 14, i don't think i need to grow down any more. 

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

i would LOVE to be your neighbor!! lol

[QLRSmasta]

YOU LOOK LIKE SHANE DAWSON.

[TheTAPSChick]

I stopped this video after 38 seconds :L

[jaredtheavenger]

I feel sorry for his neighbores.

[klopiy96]

Best. Video. Ever.

[MrHritcan]

1:14 he's screaming like a wild pig.

[funnyflinstones]

..she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater ;) like if you know where thats from!

[allisonwuzzherr]

I wonder what the neighbors thought when they heard you yelling MY CHANNELS BROKEN!!!

[Anonomys246]

Onision you are one of a kind. :)

[cow29777]

Srry for ur owwy nee!!!

[samanthabarkon]

my fav part  1:14

[HannahSchaaf]

2 minuets if my life u will never get back. What a pity.

[crazySara1997]

I think u should refresh ..

[Ghostlidini]

1:13 he reminds me the Joker lol. But anyways, the MAJOR problem about Onision, is that he screams TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cierrakinney]

aww your so cutee

[Zombiekid451]

Im not trying to be a hater honest to whatever the fuck anyone believes just this is seriously whats on my mind

[zrockinryan]

@ Onision are you on drugs?

[inuyashaobsessed101]

<3

[NCfigureskating]

you dont look like shane dawson but this is funny

[ShaneBASHfulTV]

Sorry something went wrong,

a team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

[taytayhey1]

@ShaneBASHfulTV what does it mean when it says that? it means no sense

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@ShaneBASHfulTV

Dude, I used to get that message all the time from youtube. And not like a message in my inbox. Like.. a message when I clicked a link to a video. If I'm missing something here, please tell me. Dx

[MyShauno]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT AWP!

[Anonomys246]

I like the fake cry. :P

[EMMH96]

ehm...That's nothing like shane.:/

[SamXtheXFanpire]

why does everyone say he's like shane...? they're nothing alike..

[erinbeene]

Just Kidding Caroline! He's not my dad, lol.

[Stitch1219]

you're neighbors must be like, "da fuck is going on over there?!?!"

[Realalovesme]

Shane should likes this. xD <3 you Onision. o3o

[yggra31]

Your channel is/was not broken...I get that error sometimes too, and it fixes after 1 second right after i refresh the page

[kidwhowearsblack]

i watched this video and i heard a scream so i turned to the side and asked my mom did you hear that scream? she said ya it was u xO

[gf4645]

Basically this is me.

[redheadgirlforever]

pause it at 0:06 and it will say "OI team of highly trained monkeys have been dispatched with this situation" hahah My friends have told me theyve gotten that before but i never knew it was true until then!!!!!

[redheadgirlforever]

.....im scared......

[feelinsoflylikeaGB]

Hes a mix between smosh and shane dawson

[PandaPandoraPain]

@TheKotoriSinger ROFL!!!! they probually got used to it by now o.o and just faced the fact that he is crazy and will do anything for a laugh o.o -stare- :D

[haileyh1995h]

Omg this video is fucking amazing. XD

[YourBadAssTheWayYouR]

1:13-1:32 ROFL haha thatw as great lol wow :D

[exposeMyweiner]

this is pretty funny dont listen to all the homos

[sweetchic216]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?!

Ahaha I was laughing the whole time :D

[MsRandomlyinsane]

@PinkCookiezzz what the fuck is wrong with you? Onision is literally amazing and in my opinion he is just as good as shanedawson so go get a life please.

[PinkCookiezzz]

@MsRandomlyinsane Im Sorry That Was My Mate!!! Im Not Joking But Yeah Onision Is Alright.

ill Tell My Mate To Shut Up Then :)

[exposeMyweiner]

@PinkCookiezzz look at this angry d bag

[exposeMyweiner]

Respond to this video... if i post that pink boner is an angry dike does it show up here

[Maruragakari]

@PinkCookiezzz "YOUR JUST YOU SO YOUR UGLY" Lmfao...learn to insult you stupid fan girl/homo.

[PinkCookiezzz]

@Maruragakari Puhahaha Ive Said It Twice Already Not Me Who Said It.. :S

[Maruragakari]

@PinkCookiezzz Make sense, no one understands you. You're so damn illiterate.

[PinkCookiezzz]

@Maruragakari Sorry I Have Writing Problems

[nicotinelolipop]

Check out my turtle neck double chin!!!

[kingaustin11]

wow.... nope after this im unsubscribing :(

[kingaustin11]

wow.... nope after this im unsubscribing :(