Omid Djalili - Royal Variety Performance 2006

[mohamadaqil]

Tough crowd

[MsOrlandos]

love this guy, hes so funny

[senneuh1]

what a shit audience,I saw this this morning naked on one sock and i psiied myself

[resumetilit]

@senneuh1 yup!

[djunior874]

His son's in my class :)

[jabbott376]

tough crowd. Omid Djalili is a funny funny man though, sod the toffs.

[rfahm]

just a question for anyone who might know....is he from the mummy? The first one?

[Thirdwatchandgta]

@rfahm yes he is :).

[Mazyar57]

yes he is in deed.....

[SachuBachu]

crap act...how is this guy funny? He recycles his jokes for 5 years?!? Come on this guy is done...

[unseenforce10]

terrible crowd..omid is class fuck them cockney posh pricks...

[WeiningerPwnz]

shit crowd

[Hauntedscotland]

i am german and find this funny! check out "mittermeier usa" for german stand up comedy in english, it's quite funny.;-)

[ahmedeox]

53 germans disliked it

[tinybaza]

he struggled with that crowd...holy fckling shit!!!...but he did well all the same.

[Saighu]

tough crowd.....

[sasan012]

brilliant commedian

[plantech101]

bullshit audience

[Franne125]

=/. What's his real accent???

[StupidNutter]

@Franne125 the english one, you hear it slip at 0:42 and then he panics...

[Barnacus1999]

Truly amazing.

[xXnoob11Xx]

his voice has changed.

[smehrtz]

I use to think he was amazing and i still like his act. the problem is, is that he only has one act. watch all his video's and you'll see how he uses the same jokes over and over. Unoriginal!

[BlackPanther5452]

....and that was passport control

[RPGaddictC]

i saw him on broadway as fagan in oliver

[KontrollKontroll]

Royal Variety audience SUCKS BALLS!

[TheIslamicWarrior]

LMAO! wheres your bag? I left it on the bus, Well done house point! ahaha

[jonyadegari]

what about maz jobrani

[ananth2006]

He's awesome but he put on such a FAKE accent in this show.he actually has a british accent.

[IIpr0gam5rII]

he always has crap audiences

[BloodRedHawk]

52 people was from that crappy audience

[Mehranrokh]

the audience were all grandchildren of Hitler

[thefuzzk]

go to 4:19 and wait 11 seconds for them to get the joke.

[KontrollKontroll]

@thefuzzk LOL WTF?? hahahah fucking royal variety audience always the same

[000nour000]

what the hell is wrong with the audience? lol - saw him last night at Cambridge Union

[MrTuncay17]

his done most of them jokes before, the management joke, joke then dance, and a few others, thats probably y the crowd is so though, most of them have heard it before and thought they where getting something new for there money.

[LuckyApplehead]

LOL, the reason no one finds this funny is cause it makes so much more sense if you're Iranian xD

[milnusthegnome]

zzzzzzz iranian jokes again zzzzzzz

[SachuBachu]

This guy is not funny. His jokes don't even make any sense and some are not funny at all. 

Most of all he recycles, the same old material from time to time. Crowd is not laughing that much for a reason. He stinks!

[milnusthegnome]

@SachuBachu Yep

[calumsensible]

52 people are German Mathematicians.

[TheTrueRandomness]

I'm German, and "Wait. that's minus two comedians" is EXACTLY what I thought XD

[cowoffate]

@iseeboxer Happens with alot of comedians he'll be back with more

[Hesam0000]

@Manymachines Tone down?! watch this one: watch?v=B-rUxeVTH88

[dayiiv]

@iseeboxer they are a shit talentless band.

[chewybaco]

@dayiiv

Failed troll is fail

[dayiiv]

@chewybaco not trolling. i happen to believe what i say. if i was trolling i would just be attacking what people say for fun.

[chewybaco]

@dayiiv

Oh. Then stfu.

[milnusthegnome]

@chewybaco You idiot, it's "FAIL TROLL IS FAIL"

[ShahnamPersia]

@iseeboxer When Oasis plays wonderwall, do you shout, "why do you guys play the same songs?"

[MrMoroccan]

i left it on the bus aahhahaha

[peter7409]

with a name like pilchard96, you are obviously reatrded. so fuck off and dont bore me again ok. to think i pay taxes, to keep morons like you in benefits. now go and take your meds and jerk off. the wanker is about as funny as aids,

[amoni89]

really funny hahahaha keep it up omid .. khili khili nice =)

[SachuBachu]

he sucks dont quit ur day job

[amazzasohowny]

@SachuBachu shut the fuck up, one of the best comedians in british and world history, obviousuly american and biased against iranians, cunt

[amazzasohowny]

@SachuBachu

[Tarragonable]

@SachuBachu this IS his day job!

[vampire09100]

On behalf of all iranian dyslexics I would like to apologise for the death of Willie Rushden......that was an accident waiting to happen!! lmao hahahahahaha

[Reviewataglance]

he uses the same jokes alot

[vampire09100]

@Reviewataglance I bet anything he's funnier than you...lmao

[dayiiv]

@Reviewataglance your mommas hole gets used a lot.

[fara762]

he is nice man

[ThemTheyHeShe]

he should do pavaroti .. he looks like him

[jordofthejungle2]

can someone explain his first joke :)

[FredericaBimble]

@jordofthejungle2 - He is making a joke of the stereotype that German's have no sense of humour. The part where he imitates a German by saying that "if Iran has 1 comedian and 3 more than Germany, that makes a deficit of 2 in Germany" is making a joke of their rigid order, routine and time-keeping. It was two jokes about stereotypes.

[buzzcrap93]

Omid is awesome

Makes me laugh alot lol

[buzzcrap93]

Rofl

Omid is awesome

[irann2008]

Iranians (PERSIANS) are the best :)

[pilchard96]

@peter7409 who's the dickhead? yeah, you.

[andymantoonarmy]

shit crowd

[kabir144]

Genius

[SirBigBrain]

this guy really pisses me off, 90 percent of his jokes are about his country and ethnic background. He ridicules his country and countrymen just to get some laughs and he should be ashamed of himself. its not what i'd call a real sense of humour

[reconforsales]

THIS GUY IS NOT FUNNY!!!!

[lucirz]

deficit of 2 comedians lmao

[Mac2point1]

this guy is really really good i really like him and his material pity the audience where half asleep tho

[jonno2019]

as an indian i have to say his indian accent is actually better than most indian comedians lol

[Haze993]

@jonno2019 No....actually it isn't.

[MrMrRemy]

@Haze993 Alriht calm it :L

[bassclefRage]

I just walked in on "So I told Micheal Jackson to lighten up"

[seeka786]

i dont like it when he used the accent through out! he has a perfectly fine british accent! why use the iranian one all the way! gets annoying after a bit!

[Aloosh12]

@seeka786 lol its also an arabic accent learn to accept it....

[duthie6514]

I am afraid i don't find him funny! But everyone has an opinion!

[SeriouslyG]

What a crap audience!

[xTheNightWatchmanx]

OMG he said Michael Jackson, thankyou for not forgeting about him. I lov u omid & MICHAEL i love i more X

[666necrobutcher666]

of course he didnt forget about jackson, this was 4 years ago when he was still alive and the subject of much mockery ;)

[xTheNightWatchmanx]

@666necrobutcher666 yes i know four years ago, but i just glad he still wasnt forgot by people. (weight is Omid making this joke about him in a good way or a bad way?)

[acerb45666555]

the same jokes. hes gotta watch that or things get stale! he should start talkin about real life stories which can be funny beyond belief! Billy Connolly and Henry Rollins did that !

[DRZUB3R1]

he always says the same jokes in different shows

[scorpiaflame]

@DRZUB3R1 yeah its called and act

[sirAthrus]

Wow usually all you hear are comments about how shit the actor/comedian etc was

this is the first time i have heard comments going against then audience themselves

[carterhayes23]

Good audience

[vasant85]

audience with a shitty sense of humour.

[10400274]

shit crowd wot a load of posh gits

omid was as quality as usual

[MrBenHype]

Shocking Audience !!!

[ahriman46]

lame arse audience

[SanitaryGrounds]

bad audience

[MikeHuntagape]

Would have been even funnier to a working crowd

[HittokiriBatosai]

The audience is always shit in these royal variety vids. Hilarious man, though.

[BabiieRapunzell88]

Wat a dead audience!

[triple210]

the comedian is gd but the crowd are posh people they dont have humour -.-

[parsizaban]

LOL

[DimbagFanRIP]

thats why the majority of the people on his videos are his fans

[churde]

this guy looks exactly like DJ Khalid

[LotBountyHunter]

nah bro you was way off dj khalid hahaha lol

[Terrra91]

kinda a tough crowd

[MrMcConnon]

@Terrra91 Kinda? Talk about stiff lol

[Terrra91]

lol

[pedinoway2]

@Terrra91 maybe they have heard his jokes before, he needs new jokes, he says the same thing all the time

[Terrra91]

@pedinoway2

True, but I suppose comedians need to repeat themselves sometimes otherwise it would be like a musician who only played the same songs like twice and then changed them

[chubbylilloser85]

@Terrra91 Dont mean to bring race into it. I find most 'non englishing looking chaps' get a much more hostile reception from crowds than white comedians in the UK. If you look at black/asian comedians they will constantly bring up their race to get a laugh and loosen the crowd up a bit. Stephen K Amos is one guy that stands out in my mind that does that. He is amazingly funny and its a shame he has to do that to warm the narrow minded in the crowd up.Omid gets a Bigger reaction in the U.S i hear

[Terrra91]

@chubbylilloser85 I'm not sure if its hostility but I yeah asians and blacks do used their ethnicity but women also use their femininity (is that a word :P). I can imagine Omid doing well in the US cos theres a much bigger taboo and fear of terrorism and he makes light of it.

[chubbylilloser]

@Terrra91 Thats also true yea :( Women comedians (uk at least) will go straight to the "Its hard for a woman because so and so" or "When i take a guy home to fuck i so and so" The female comedians like Joan rivers and lisa lamenelly (bad spellign but shes american) are REALLY funny and do bring up their femininity sometimes but its more in a natural way rather than falling back on it.

[EbsNhexz]

@chubbylilloser85 That's unjust really. The race jokes are not for loosening the audience up, they are opening gags which compliment the main materials delivery, its called perpetuating a stereotype and it gets laughs because racism is old news in UK comedy so presenting it as sincere is simple ironic humour. And a white comedian is likely to bring up regional stereotypes as well. There is no real controversial weight in race jokes in the UK, as there is no premise for them to be true.

[EbsNhexz]

@chubbylilloser85 It also seems I have been explaining deadpan quite a lot lately, in the UK this style of delivery is usually complimented with a presented stereotyped `affliction` which in itself has no ring of truth at all but it is presented as a matter of fact(irony).Its nothing to do with shedding light on any narrow mindedness. It adds a ironic narrative reason for the fact that what he is saying is funny, but he presents it as if he had no idea he was being funny.

[EbsNhexz]

@chubbylilloser85 Sorry for the comment overdose, but it might also be important for you to know that white comedians have often played on the Northern English,Cockney,Scottish,Welsh and so on. Its not that the audience is racist and the jokes are presenting a light hearted view on their prejudice, its the fact that the prejudice is so unfounded and ludicrous its funny. I even felt unnatural writing `white comedians` because it has no relevance over here. I didnt think deadpan is rare in the US?

[max34be]

hahhaha wheres ur backpack?? left it on the bus - very good house point lmao

[thebigJM92]

Omid Djalili is a legend in our time. If everyone was as easy going and had the same sense of humour as Omid we would all get alongt fine.

[RedRich]

I agree, so many comedians try to be as anti-PC as they can because of shock-factor, Djalili says it how it is, no added sugar.

[1hennaahmed]

so true!!

[Philipz777]

hahaha he always hav indian ppl in his act ...

[superaddel]

he come in the mummy

[slickman32]

who were the three woman at the start of the clip?

[clarkykidda27]

hes cool but he uses the same jokes over again so it gets a bit boring but when he makes new stuff he funny as fu#k

[aynsliegibb]

he is amazing in oliver he is so funny go and see it jodie prenger is also amazing im going too see it again (I)Xx

[ibo911]

he can sing good

[NFFCAlex1]

The odd thing about pistachio nuts is that they can explode and might set off a war between Iran and America...

[ChrisMillett1]

Maybe that's why he said it.

[BruderSeth]

loved the last sentence :D

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

Someone commented saying go back to where you came from he was born in England dipshit. He's probs more English than you! Wanker.

[ryan20ryan]

cos they all fuckin toffs

[darkshade2k7]

the crowds at the rvp are always crap, boring shits.

[LeopardPrintPumps]

shut up

[DansoRandom]

Crowd or jury :/

[narutofeind]

5:31 wonderful audience my arse

[narutofeind]

this crowd is shit..........Omid Djalili the best

[acerb45666555]

Persians still have Bards who sing ancient poems, and tell local stories, etc.

[Konartwist]

it adds to the act because he was born in england ...

[hulmey100]

yep because bigbother 1 is nothing but a wanker who abuses everyone on youtube till someone comes along ie me and puts him in his place

[reiiiTube]

horrible crowd

[4SECS]

this guy uses the same jokes over and over again

[agitatedbells]

they all do...

[666M3talH3ad666]

most famous comedians do, iv seen different shows of the many same comedian and half the jokes are repeated, they don't come up with totaly different jokes each show they go to. its there way of getting the joke around to alot more people than just those at 1 show

[timyido]

omid djalili ... too fucking funny

[bigbother1]

lol are you getting upset?

arhhhhhhhhhhhh

[bigbother1]

I KNOW THE TRUTH HURTS

but someone had to tell you

[bigbother1]

only said twats like you WHO HAVE NO LIFE end up chasing and screaming after someoen elses LIFE

i have to much of a life to chase people who are on tele?

so its a fact its you who doesnt have a life or else youd be chasing and loving your own, and not someone else

GOT IT? GOOD

[hulmey100]

you must really have a good life if you spend your time talking trash on youtube

[bigbother1]

say`s the guy who has the same amount of time as me been on here

[hulmey100]

im not the one saying that i have too much of life , you contradicting fat internet porn searching masterbating knob rot . i look forward to you useless attempt to reply with something funny

[bigbother1]

what?

[bigbother1]

????

if you HATE, thne your doing teh same thing as someone who HATES??

WORK IT OUT AND STOP BEEN THICK

THE BAD SPELLING WAS S OYOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING

i felt i had to lower my standards for you

[bigbother1]

yes i also hate haters

so i must hate you also you hater

i will now go and hate myself also

[BastardsofNorway]

He is where he came from! England!

[puzokutya]

he's English you TWAT

[DimbagFanRIP]

he was born in chelsea

so technically....

[ryanalien28]

Gay ass crowd, Omid is too funny

[ktalebian]

Where is the 2008 performance of Omid Djalili?? I saw it once, and I cannot find it again!!