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  • you gotta laugh...i voted for him twice but still laugh my head off at this stuff.

    one of the greatest comedians of our time.

  • this is funny, idoit funny, but still funny

  • some of th is stuff is like so messed up it seems fake

  • IIIIIIIIIII FUCKING LOVE BUSH ! he's [rediclueless]

  • "Is our children learning?" Ha ha.

    "Fool me once... shame on... shame on you!" Ha ha.

    Poor guy.

  • can't get fooled again.......wow....lol

  • Could have fooled me. LOL

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  • Because it's ironic that he is questioning whether the children are learning, yet actually uses the wrong word to begin the sentence.

  • tacos rule!

  • hes fucking hi on drags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • hi? you mean high? Stay off the drugs!

  • bush is funny lulz

  • The fake applause is a little tacky

  • I think its an excerpt from Letterman or something.

  • To think all these rednecks voted for him twice lmfao

  • Pretty ignorant of you. Bush actually got less votes than Al Gore did.

  • To think that all those stupid city slickers voted for OBama once... ROTFL.

    Idiots.

  • Oh my GOD I was born in Albania and I swear I thing I can do better and that, come on he was the Leader of the US, what to expect from the rest of the population is the president is like that. He doesnt know how to carry on a speech. I think he needs to take some peaking classes; I am learning a lot from that class, I think anyone can learn from this class, so can Bush

  • Because you Americans are quite stupid.

  • fuck u. america is fucking awesome

  • lol 8 years

  • that canned laughter is really annoying

  • xD "Breast and brightest" omfg I'm so happy that Obama is president. xD

  • БУШ КРАСАВЕЦ

  • I m so glad Obama took over!!!

  • HAHA. its the only part i liked about Bush.

    OBAMA RULES!!!!

  • is to soon to tell, lets see

  • "Breast and brightest"...nice

  • I love America and John Deeres

  • How is our children learn rofl

  • and ur workin real hard to put food on ur family

    LOL CLASSIC!!

  • We have effective Constitutional Procedures for dealing with a criminally incompetent President... we can IMPEACH HIM. This would have been an effective procedure for a President who lies the country into a war, for one who violates the law on secrecy, the 4th Amendment right against unreasonable search and seizure, and numerous other crimes. But when the opposition party says; "Impeachment is off the table", what can the people do? Don't you hate the Cowardice of the Democrats?

  • The real idiots are the people who elected this dude TWICE. Fool Americans once...shame on Bush...fool America twice...shame on Americans!!!

  • Yep!

  • bush is an idiot! I am glad we have a demicrate in the house now, god!

  • Maybe he will be able to spell Democrat.

  • unlike bush

  • I do love him.

  • Its funny to see the president of the US cant even speak correctly, but the problem is that his stupidity is not only funny, but dangerous.

  • I know thats right. The way Bush talks is so funny!

  • one word- Strategery.

  • Admittedly some of them were harsh.

  • How did this guy ever get elected hahah omg

  • we ask ourselves the same thing everyday man

  • C'mon you guys. Everyone knows Bush is funny-- think of him more of a comedian than a president ;)

  • i like your idea

  • ok, let´s stop joking...an open question to the us-american community on youtube from a german that would really like to understand:

    why are/where movements like the neocons so succesfull? things like the reelection of Bush,the prohibition of abortion even in case of mortal consequences for the mother or simply the possibility to fire an employer legally if he´s homosexual are simply not understandeble to me. I don´t want to debate, just explain it to me. Thanks.

  • Stop calling Bush an idiot! he's not an idiot, if he studies real hard, then maybe one day he'll be an idiot

  • Maybe it's the stress. It must be hard to speak publically when you know that many are looking for mistakes to exploit unruthlessly.

    Maybe it's the stress when you speak publically and know that you have next to no support.

    Maybe in the years to come, Obama's oratory skills will diminish if the Right chastises him as relentlessly as the Left has done to Bush and second guesses Obama's every move, making his time in the White House as miserable as the left did to Bush.

  • youre right, maybe it´s the stress when you know you have a job you might even need "intelligance" for, a word that you can neither spell nor explain.

  • "They misunderestimated me"

    The only thing I'll miss from Dubya's presidency is his utter stupidity and horrible butchering of the English Language. He's a total dumbass.

  • everyone hates bush, but everyone hates you more.... shut the fuck up piece of shit

  • i think Bush will be a great friend to chat with over the front porch... he's a pretty funny and friendly guy...

    but half-witted slurs cannot lead America!

  • god...... bush is a idiot

  • roflmao You know he doesn't give a fuck about America!

  • Well,the republicans found someone in Palin, who makes Bush look like an intellectual

  • "Do you have blacks, too?"--George Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington D.C., November 8, 2001)

  • "I didn't grow up in the ocean—as a matter of fact—near the ocean—I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2008

    "We're fixing to go down to Galveston and obviously are going to see a devastated part of this fantastic state."—Houston, Sept. 16, 2008

  • the canned laughter makes it oooh so innocent, great propaganda. ;P

  • "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush

    "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." --George W. Bush

  • shame on.... shame on.. shame on you...

    well, you fool me i can't get fooled again

  • When Laura Bush was younger she was a Hottie!

  • well at least we got a funny president

  • he not funny he just fucking retarded

  • breast and britest!

  • People hate Americans because of this guy.

    All I can say is that we didn't even elect him to begin with. >.>;

  • well there u go... the AMERICAN PRESIDENT

  • what an idiot

  • The land of possibilities... Unfurtunately true.. :(

  • Wait guys is he better than John Haword (Anstralian Prime Minister)????

  • So....Sarkozy's not the best president, but at least the man can TALK. My heart goes out to all americans who didn't vote for an inarticulate bafoon to head their country!!!hi hi!

  • The sad part is - No one really voted for this jester!

  • Luís Inácio Lula da Silva is the best president.

  • bush didnt even get the popular vote. its floridas fault. california (where im from) voted for kerry.

  • retard president :0

  • And so in my.. state of the.. state of the union or my state state of the.. speech to the nation... or whatever you want to call it.. speech to the nation

    LMAO

  • omg that man is a raving idiot... can't believe the right wing is so desperate to impose their bullshit on us that they voted in a raving idiot... and he still fucked them on what they wanted... morons..

  • OMFG hahahaha America is awesome..only here can a babbling idiot rule the country.

  • Ouch! And he was even re-elected to top it off.

  • Re-what?!! He wasn't elected the first time. He rigged the 2000 election and stole votes from Senior Citizens in Florida and was appointed to the Presidency by his father's friends on the Supreme Court. He scared the electorate in the 2nd election after leading our country into an illegal war and by demonizing gay people. WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

  • I disagree. He isn't bright enough to rig it himself. But he makes a hell of a puppet doesn't he? Brother is the governor of the state in question, grew up in a family that was in bed with the saudi "oil" royalty. Gee, I guess $4.50/gal gasoline is a coincidence?

  • BAROCK OWNS ALL

  • Poon tangers?!?!? Who speaks like that? Where the hell are you from - 1845?

    Geez man, you really don't help with the entire "all Americans are low-IQ, reactionary hicks" image that GW has done so much to promote across the planet.

    "So Bush can't say fairly easy words" - I mean FFS your grammar is appalling. And as for "priviledge"?!?!? WTF?!?!

    So yeah - when you suggest that Obama is a terrorist because he has brown skin and a funny looking name, it's hard not to think your a twat and a bigot

  • ok you may be a Bush fanboi, but even so how can you say he is one of the most well spoken presidents USA has ever had?

  • some retard who knows nothing about politics would think that this guy is some lame-ass comedian. I'd love to see their faces once they find out that he's our fuckin' president!

    And remember, "human being" and fish can coexist peacefully!

  • bush is a really bad president he has made so many people upset..mostly democrats and some republicans and made our great nation a diaster....i cannot believe he got elected in office again in 2004

  • I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully... FAIL

  • worst president in history

  • bush is my hero

  • I can't tell if there's a laugh track...

  • what I wanna know is ...is our children learning?? LOL....

  • No dude, Bush IS a dumbass. As a good example,he didn't even know the difference between the Sunni and Shi'a Muslims before invading Iraq.

  • he still does not know i bet he cant even find the US on a map

  • Who cares what the difference is? They can crush both of them.

  • DELETE THIS COMMENT!!!

  • this dudes a dumb ass. a funny dumb ass. its a wonder were all not dead yet.

  • Hahahaha

    "fool me once...shame on, shame on you... ... ...

    fool me you can't get fooled again!"

    hahaha

    He's hillarious!

  • I can't believe he got elected for president. Twice!

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    drseeng(dot)blogspot(dot)com

  • At least Bush has being an idiot and being a zionist puppet to exuse his behaviour, we in the UK had Blair who was just evil, Blair had intellect and still was Bush's poodle and up his arse.

  • i cant believe this idiot is running our COUNTRY!!!

  • well when you have idiots voting, who the fuck do you think idiots are going to vote in?

  • well said bkenji666. What kind of an idiot would vote for Bush? Twice?!?

    There is an old saying that I've adapted to these days: "To make a mistake is only human(nature), to make it twice is american...lol

  • hahaha thats fucking the most awesome quote ive heard in a long time. sigh well, i stopped voting, so if someone votes someone the fucks the american public i can be able to blame everyone that did. lol.

  • yeah dude, I'm not american but i studied in L.A and had a great time. It's a shame Bush is doing so well to make the rest of the world hate americans...and ruining the country from the inside at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against americans, it's just hard to understand how he got elected a second time when it was clear that he was already one of the worst (if not the very worst one) presidents of all times!

    Numbers show that for God's sake!

  • Not voting means it's your fault no matter who is in office. That's just a piss-poor attitude to have.

  • Voting doesnt change who will be in office. Bush lost the people vote and still got in.

  • hes too fuckin funny...he shud do stand up...just be himself...

  • "Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'"

    Well I think that it's a sign that at least some generations learned grammar seeing as that question is rarely asked.

  • DUMBASS!!!!!

  • lord, he is an idiot

  • Shame on You ..... lol .... I am going to miss him when he is gone

  • im moving out of America when im 18. Bush is ruining America

  • im moving out of America now.

  • it's no longer sad to me. i used to hear him talk and get depressed and think "he's the president?! fuck." but now i've seen his monkey face so much that i actually got used to him. and he makes me laugh.

  • HAHA!!! I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • he shoulda gone into stand-up comedy instead-- he's a natural buffoon--and coulda brought howls of laughter & levity where ever he went... instead of massive misery, scores of pointless deaths, and the precipitous fall of the US. Oh well...U bought him, you mindless Rep./Evangelical dupes. Now we ALL have to pay for his --and your stupidity. Can you say "Highest Treason" on multiple counts?

  • lol is this just an act o god i hope so or we're screwed for the nxt year

  • And now the same people who voted for Bush are voting for McCain. I'm moving to New Zealand.

  • i'm already here...we've got assholes aswell...they always find their way to the top

  • New Zealand getting better of! National FTW!!

  • He's so dumb.

  • our president...ladies and gentlemen. In America, ANYTHING is possible.

  • watch?v=zoTV8khNxHg

  • FOOD ON OUR FAMILY!!! LOL

  • this is what happens when delegates are in charge.

  • holy shit! no fucking way...

  • Our breast and our brightest

  • LOL FUCKING IDIOT.

  • Fool me once, shame on... (long pause) shame on you... Fool me... You can't get fooled again... LOL!

  • really stupid

  • Haha retard

  • god bless america

  • And who ever said a retard couldn't become President of the United States?

  • how progressive!

  • He's awesome! It shows he's just human, a regular guy.

  • i could consider speech like that quite irregular. but speech does not determine someone's mental capabilities, only his ability to portray them. Actions speak of a person's mental capabilities.

    Therefore, Bush is an idiot who also can't speak.

  • I like it!

  • hahaha yeah!

  • u guys are douchebags he's my favorite president he's up there will bill clinton

  • WEll DUH a regular guy shouldnt be president. I like bush as a person, bet if you go out with your buddies for a drink or 2 and tag him along hell contribute a steady stream of corny jokes, but as prez, well we have seen him as prez.

  • wow r u a blonde

  • He's not an idiot he's a Genius, Remember when he said, "I gotta head out to Vegas, something about what goes on there happens there."

  • how did he become our president TWICE!!!!

  • o <-- that's bush's brain

  • wow thats huge; You're wrong my friend

    Here's bush's brain ->  .

  • NO IDEA ! I still think they're finding votes in the ocean off the coast of Florida.

  • How the hell is this idiot our president? What a  moron.

  • What a role model for the most powerful country in the world...scary..then again he is just a figurehead with many hands up his ass pulling the strings, hence why he struggles to answer questions on the spot.

  • Laugh tracks suck

  • I am so proud of our president

  • People should stop bagging on Yanks. As a Kiwi, i hate Bush as much as anyone. But people that start launching a venomous stream of rhetorical at anyone that happens to be an American are just trying to show off that they are "politically aware" and carry their opinions around like a big stick. Every nation has idiots.

  • you think about it mate right fair enough they mad ea mistake with voting this demented prick into power. but they make so much fun of him and who the fuck was it that voted him into a second stint so i have fuck all sympathy

  • it's called the electoral college, mate....

    i am an american, and i must agree with some of the negative backlash offered towards americans in this regard. americans, people in a free society, get the president(s) they deserve. just look at our illiteracy rates, high school test scores: our nation is getting dumber by the second. however, i do believe there are internal forces within the government that influence who is/isn't elected that we (the people) have absolutely no control over....

  • btw, america isn't as free as the media wants you to think it is. we're approaching an age in which a world central bank, military, and government will be a reality; these scumfucks will achieve this by creating chaos (overthrowing the shah of iran in the late 50's by the US [US involvement in the middle east cited as one of the main reasons the "terrorists" have carried out attacks against us] + they attack us = we stir up even more shit over there....

  • .....while in the process taking away basic civil liberties from our owncitizens in an attempt to make us safer, but eventually depriving us of our basic civil liberties. i

  • what a mongo

  • Yanks r stupids...lol)))

    Bush is a president u deserve...

    Communism will win...lol)))

    Stalin 4ever

  • Yeah, Stalin forever dead yay

  • i hate that "yanks are stupids," but are you "stupids," too?

  • A crap leader but great for watching on YouTube

  • Bush is a gay fagot! Wat the hell!

    "America needs a military where the breast and brightest are proud to serve."

    WOW!

    What a fag!

  • George Bush is the greatest president ever. He is a talented speaker and a loving father. He attacked Iraq because as you well know, Iraq had massive quanities of WMDs including thousands of nuclear tipped missiles. These edited clips of Bush are created by Jewish Film makers to distract Americans from facing the real issues of the day....The real issues are whether or not we should attack Bolivia, Cuba, Columbia, Chili, Bali and Angola

  • It's people like you and George W. Bush (and I wouldn't be happy to be in any category with him) that make the world what it is. A bad place.

  • poorairrabbi...do you know what "sarcasm" means? Look it up in the dictionary. My statement about Bush is so ridiculous that surely you must have known it to be sarcastic in nature. Bush is an idiot. He is the worst president this country has ever had...BTW, I'm Jewish so the anti-Semetic statements were obviously baloney. Take care

  • lol u made it very sincere though thats what killed the sarcasm

  • bwahaha, that's comedy gold.. I can't stop laughing.

  • This is the Joy and pride of the Americans. Now don't tell me the American people are not proud of him. The people elected him not by mistake. They elected him TWICE.

    And I bet you if Goerge W. Bush, or a similar president, comes out and say the same thing and do the same thing as This Bush... The American people WILL vote him in AGAIN AND AGAIN.

  • your and idiot

    nobody in america is proud of this.

  • I think that was sarcasm...

  • Your and idiot?

    You're American, aren't you?

  • thats our president. dude im cryin on the inside a little lol.