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  • To think people did believe this man.

  • God had an easy remedy for guys like this, they had one chance, then they got the stone treatment.

  • @RM77MKII or we just forget the whole idea of god and ignore this douche too..

  • Hey, this is 5 years old now. Did I miss the "nucewlar" war?

  • @kts68 I think we are already in heaven.

  • @TheGreen0arrow there is rape murder violence if anything we are in hell which also isnt true because those are imaginary and people should grow up.

  • IM SAD THERE IS NO GOD, BUT AT LEAST I ACCEPT IT.

  • I'm thinking about war, sex, and defiling myself...right now ;D

  • Why am I so completely unsurprised that he pronounced it "nukular"?

  • you may say 2.1 billion ppl do, which in result means that the other 4 billion or so ppl don't. so i'll stick with the other 66% of earth and say that the bible was written for control. in it u hav sexism and slavery, women are punished if speaking in a church and having power. last i checked thats not how the world is today. seems 2.1 billion ppl contradicted themselves.

  • More dumb $h!t! @ 4/21/11

  • Religion is for retarded idiots. Go make your money, go make your life, go help some people the poor, that's what a good person does. Fuck your stupid savior, there was no fucking savior. God may exist, but he wants you to do very simple. Go do good, don't be greedy, etc. Not fucking circumcise your children.

  • religion is a joke and a waste of time

    god is imaginary

  • @siaic LMAOOOOO ALSO A GOOD ONE

  • Well, I guess since the 2006 prophecy didn't happen, i'll be looking forward to 2012.

    Oh wait, nevermind...

  • IT ALL HAPPENED JUST AS HE SAID IT WOULD! It's October 5th, 2010. I send you this message from the nuclear bunker I started building as soon as I saw this video. Praise Jesus for my insight!

  • @speekma LMAOOOOOOO GOOD ONEEEEE

  • O Shit - I totally missed that!

    Will there be a rerun?

  • @mehja1 LMAOOOOO EVERYONE IS SO HILARIOUS...I think this one is the funniest..Will there be a rerun....lmaoooo

  • It is Sept 28 2010 and I am still here. What happen to your time period?

  • OH GOD WE'RE ALL DEA- oh wait... christians are morons. moving on.

  • did I miss it ?

  • prophecy #FAIL

  • 2/7/2010...epic fail

  • @HeroRevolt Well said...Spoken like a true MTO'r

  • @elliftv mto'r? im guna take that as a compliment

  • hahahahahahhahahahahahah what a tard hahahahaha

  • Whaaaaaa? You mean the Bible was WRONG?

    How can this be? Wasn't it supposed to have been written by God?

  • 2006?????

    Must be in some other universe (multi-universe theory)

    Well 2006 lets see I was 20 years old and was moving into my first apartment.

    I don't remember a nuclear war. Anyone want to fill me in?

    Keep thinking logically

    science bless you

  • @inquiry10 Yeah, it seems as if we all missed it...

    DARN, I wanted to see the end of the world...

    Good news though, the Bible was apparently wrong about the date and the new date is December 12, 2012 remember... Mark it in your Calendar...

  • @CommentCity

    Thanks for telling me I had a hair appointment on December 14, 2012 and I just called and canceled it.

    My new appointment is the 11th. I want to look good for nuclear winter.

  • There's "confusion in the mind," alright. (!)

  • @griptick perhaps you should stop being a fucktard religious sounding nutcase like this idiot. Then maybe someone will take you seriously.

    No one gives a fuck what the bible says, because unlike you, the rest of us are adults who pay no attention to fairytales. But you go right on ahead and preach some more bullshit.

  • @Fated2u well your gay for offending the bible. just cuz u dont have a religion doesnt mean others dont. fags like you deserve to be burned.

  • i hate these kinds of idiots. You want Bible prophacy? The Bible says that these kinds of idiots will lead people away into fear on the false pretense of scripture. The Bible also explicitly and repeatedly states that this type of preaching is expressly forbidden.

    And thats all there is to it. The sooner this guy dies the better

  • Who cares what the Bible says?

  • your obviously a dumb a fuck Mr. Scientology

  • Errr - what makes you think I am a fucktard Scientologist?

  • well your a fucktard because you asked who cares about the bible on a video about fake bible prophecy and you have a video about scientology that im not quite incline to view

  • So naturally you leap to incorrect conclusions. I am not surprised given the comment on your channel.  Seems you are not popular. Wonder why that could be?

  • @askegg no one knows what is going to happen. i respect ur views and anyone elses but people will come and go saying tht the world will end today or tomorrow or tht a scripture said somethn about nuclear warfare. only "he" knows whats true and whats not but everyone is more than welcome to say whatever they think

  • @askegg Why do not you all stop arguing?! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE, WETHER YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION OR CREATIONISM [GOD,] OR WETHER YOU ARE AN AGNOSTIC/ATHEIST OR A MUSLIM; WHETHER ORTHODOX OR LIBERAL — THERE IS ONE TRUTH WE CAN ALL AGREE ON WITHOUT DEBATE: JUST BELIEVE IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY & GO YOUR OWN PATH. ENJOY & LIVE LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT TO LIVE IT & LOVE OTHERS [THAT INCLUDES TO NOT JUDGE, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE IDEA OF GOD IS FOR.] ;D

  • @askegg 2.1 Billion People...

  • @griptick Are you sure? That suitable :lol:

  • @OfWrathandGrace

    haha lol ya true. might as well say a whole table full!

  • SHIT! WERE ALL DEAD!!!! D:

    -_-*

    FAIL

  • SOOO MUCHHHH FAILLLLL!!!!

  • fail with a side of epic.

  • @Katieluvsmilk15

    A SIDE? You mean a huge, steamy bowl.

  • what the hell is he smokin'?

  • Epic fail!

    War, sex... he left out video games. :(

    Yáááhwééh, Yáááhwééh, Yáááhwééh...

  • Hmmm I must have been asleep that day, damn my slothfulness.

  • "until the sun is darkened and the moon will not give her light"... I must have had stupid science teachers as I was constantly informed of how the moon reflects light as does the earth... that and the assertion that the moon is not a female or for that fact a living object. Oh yeah and I cant remember this nuclear war in 2006... If this guy really is receiving some sort of inside word on the future from god then the only conclusion we can draw from this is that god is fucking with him haha

  • You are black sir.

  • I think the fail began when he said "nucular".

  • I think I got a sunburn.

  • I think i was sleeping at that time.

  • Nuclear war happened September 12, 2006? I was away on holiday. How did it go? Did we win?

  • Dam, some people grow up. This man age. War, sex and old people hahahahaha

  • some serious shit bro

  • bout time it snowed here.....

  • yeah remember the nukes right before

    the rise of the machines, remember when the terminators wreeked havoc on manhattan ,great times

  • good shit bro

  • i remember, i was there... before the nukes. life was so simple back then...

  • give this guy a pizza and a couple beers before his next speech. Will it get crazier or better?

  • crazy bastards

  • FAIL

    lol

  • Oh shit I missed the nuclear war of 2006 :(

  • Yeah, that Nuke war sure messed everything up. Took me a week just to clean up my yard.

    I know the Bible says there will be scoffers, you don't need prophectic vision to see that.

  • Damn i missed the Nuclear War

  • you need to see read the story of Noah

  • I don't know why, but I seem to like this guy.

    Maybe because he made me laugh so I hard I peed my pants off, or.............

  • This made me LOL... HARD!!!!!

  • I think they've put it back to December 21st 2012..... Like the nutters have been doing for the last 30 years.

  • Terrorist Christians, this video is proof

  • Well shit, I forgot to bring popcorn.

  • so where was the nuclear war of 2006?

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  • 2009?

  • i cant beleive i missed the nuclear war of 2006.....

  • Were you a fortunate pool-boy cleaning out a possum from the bottom of the pool?

    A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

  • i must of died in a nuclear war on 12 september 2006 and all this ist real. Its just like the matrix !!!

    what a stupid man in this vid !!!!

  • This is the Pathetic Word Program!

  • 2009.

    This guy can't say a damn word without saying uh

  • What a ignorant superstitious retard.

    Monkeys will come out of my butt first, before Jesus comes flying out of the sky.

    Sweet looking comb over.

  • LMAO!

    It seems like everyone that says "nuCUElar" is an ignorant superstitions retard...

  • Oh my god! The nuclear apocalypse is coming! In. . . . uh, September 12, 2006. Yeah. We better keep an eye on that.

  • hahahaha!

  • ikinmoore is 100% right

  • FUCK HOUSE OF YAHWEH AND FUCK WILLIAM HAWKINS, i feel sorry for the fuckin retards that are in this cult. YOU ARE SAVED BY GRACE NOT WORKS BITCH!!!

  • You know a retard shows his true colors when his deluded reality is proven to him in someway or challenged as wrong. Just prodding. Guess ill go to hell know for living the life god made me live ooo well guess ill let the retarded lot show me their better side. Wait....

  • ooookaaaay.

  • Yet another prophet making stuff out of thin air.

  • Wait... He has an update.

    Search = "Nuclear War June 12, 2007"

    I just hope that there aren't any drones out there sending this creep any money.

  • yet its 2009...

  • In defense of my state, Abilene, Texas has some super fine women! (Even if imbeciles like this guy live there)

  • what you talkin about it old man

  • Idiot ! We should get rid of all religion !

  • What a fucking dumbass!!! John Hagee is the only one I'm listening too when it comes to the end times!!!!

  • Damn, I've missed another apocalipse!!! Oh well, maybe next time.

  • Haha...He's nuts...OMG..what a freak!!!

  • Way to go, you child-molester. Yet again, there has been no nuclear war, or has Hawkins says it, "Nucular".

    People like this make me want to barf, then eat my barf. Then barf up my barf, which was made up of my barf, which I just ate.

  • well today is June 12, 2008. So nuclear bombs are gonna drop today? i dont see any.

  • you stupid shit........

  • a false prophet-if anyone who calls themselves a prophet and that word proclaimed by them does not happen AND they proclaim it to be of the Word of God, they are a false prophet. Let me tell you, the last prophet that man will ever see in this TIME OF GENTILES is Brother William Marrion Branham. Read the scripture. This is not a prophet, its a lie.

    Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.

  • Hawkins = Another False Prophet. Just like George W. Bush

  • Ya missed that one Bro....

    Do not mean to be disrespectful.... But you are no prophet.. Follower of Christ yes, but Phrophet no...  So, Please, before you discredit the rest of your brothers and sisters in Christ... Hold your tounge on the dates and times, along with any other prophecy you might receive.

  • I've been keeping track of this nut for last couple of years. Just so the rest of you know, he's been shifting the date of the end of the world for years before this ridiculous video was made.

  • This guy obviously missed the part in the Bible that says ONLY God the father knows when the earth will end. Quit setting prophecy and follow Jesus' teachings.

  • The sad thing is, many Christians will look at this guy and say "Well, he isn't a real Christian..." And to this I say, Yes. That is EXACTLY what he is... No different from you.

  • Way to stereotype there, Sintwar. Remember that small mindedness isn't limited to religious folks and atheists can get arrogant and full of themselves, too. There are good people and there are real assholes in nearly every belief system. You would do well to remember that. Hawkins just happens to be one of the predatory assholes. He does not represent the whole of Christianity. He DOES represent the misuse of a religion for personal glory.

  • I'm not stereotyping anyone. This guy is a Christian. My point is, he is a real life actual believing Christian just like any other Christian, whether other Christians want to admit it or not.

  • this guy is no Christian. he's a false prophet following his own made up religion.

  • This comment is exactly what I meant. So you really think that with over 10,000 religions in the world, that yours just happens to be the "one true religion"? On what grounds? Because you just happened to have been born into it? HA! A little arrogant don't you think? With those numbers, chances are, no matter what religion you follow, it was probably just "made up"...

  • I agree with Sintwar.

  • what do they do know thats its way past 2006

  • Dammit he meant 2008...didn't I see him getting arrested at a compound this past week

  • Nuclear wessle. What part of Tejas you from? If you're in Dallas try Mercado Juarez restaurant sometime; best chips and salsa in the UNIVERSE.

  • House of BULLSHIT !

  • They'll have to start fulfilling their own prophecies, and that would be something to worry about!

  • Hilarious.

    Reminds me of a documentary I saw about William Miller predicting the end of times...epic fail.

  • Personally, I can't get enough of defiling myself. It's quite a pleasure. Don't these guys understand that they are setting themselves up to be dismissed after their prophecies don't happen? Like the whole Oral Roberts God's gonna kill me thing.  How are people stupid enough to follow this?

  • Hey, many did, he raised quite some money with that gimmick.

    People, god just called me and said he'd fry my ass if I don't get to 500 subs within a week. Please, you all love me right? So you have to get others to sub to me. Oh, and he told me to tell Askegg that he needs to get to 750 within a couple of days or else he'll PUNISH him. So now you know hwat you have to do!!!

    Hurry, hurry, god is WEATH

  • Why did the servers unexpectedly shut down?

  • OOPS sorry, I think I accidentally rated one star. Sorry, blame it on the blind thing...

    Anyway, how did he get the date? Pick it out of a hat, or his arse? I'd really like to know.

  • I want to know what these 600+ laws are that Adam and Eve received. I can see no reference to them in Genesis.

  • There's 613 mitzvot, and they're in the Torah.

  • OK, but I still don't see where god gave them to Adam and Eve.

  • I think he corrected himself, he first says A&E and then he says Moshe. They're in the Torah, the books of Moses.

  • So he's making it up as he goes along.

  • Hell yes they make it up as they go along. Consider this part of the Catholic meme:

    418 AD - dead infants go to hell (bad for the meme)

    1905 - dead infants go to Limbo (better)

    2007 - dead infants go to Heaven!!

    I'm amazed any person can be religious in the 21st century.

  • Equally amazed UnBeguiled. Haven't any of these chumps seen 'The Life of Brian'?

  • Moshe is Moses. I don't know, the mitzvot are strictly followed by hasidic jews too.

  • Askegg,isn't it 2008 now?Prophecy failed

  • Maybe it's like the Jehovah's Witness predictions of the second coming - it happened invisibly.

  • yeah,maybe lol great video btw,Askegg

  • so..most of humanity died invisabiliy? i was wondering what happened to my old science teacher.......

  • Perhaps nuclear war did happen, and the Devil went back in time and erased all evidence of it. That's really the only logical explanation. :)

  • LMAO they are always doing this

  • this is how we in Britain see all Americans...

  • ALL?

    Hey, show a little love for the American atheist.

  • exactly, i mean does that not act as a lil incentive to change yor countries path?

  • Hmm keeping the Old Testament laws huh? I can't be sure, but I would bet that his shirt and tie are made of many different types of fibers. Uh oh! He's breaking the law!

    Anyway, everyone knows the world will end in December of 2012.

  • lawdy lawd

  • Yeah, they've changed the date. After happening in 1989, 1996, 2000 and 2006, it's really going to happen in 2012 now. Or maybe 2016. We're not sure yet.

    I've got to start making bets with these people. Large bets.

  • I just hope it doesn't happen before we find out what happens on LOST!

  • Sorry, but in a few billion years, the sun will die out. I don't think you'll find out what happens on 'lost' in such a short time

  • Touche'. I fear you are right. No need to live then, bring on the fire and brimstone!

  • These leaders can make tons of false predictions and their followers never lose faith.

  • Hallelujah!

  • Right...

  • You know he's not with it because he can't pronounce 'nuclear' correctly! (The president of the USA can't either.)

  • his english is completely fucked.

    mankind=his

    there was many people taught this law

    etc.

  • So much for his nuclear war prediction. I love it when they try to predict the future and utterly fail.

  • gotta love it when religious twits poke their necks out and make some hard and fast predictions like creationism and end of the earth prophecies.

  • Isn't that guy in jail now? Bigamy or something. Those wacky Texans.

  • here it is:

    =gFJTRU0lL9s

  • wow! that makes so much sense! :p what a twit!

  • What?

  • and there it is.. we've obviously been saved yet again!

    now don't it makes you all worm and fluffy inside? ;)

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