Billy Connolly - Protesting

[Stranglehold432]

I almost fell off my chair at ''Oh gosh, what a mess...''

[aimsteroo]

i love the random gay joke at the end

[Zer0nite]

Switzerland bit got me..

[scorpioxf]

I hooted when he did the switzerland protest.

[GAkopyan31]

LMAO omg I thought I had enough cracks on this one to break me into tears, but when Billy skipped off and flailed his hands at the end to show the Englishman's gay walk, I nearly died!! Oh God, one of these days the paramedics are gonna find me dead in my apartment from a convulsive Billy-induced MI lmao...

[Zer0nite]

@GAkopyan31 Was a gay mans gay walk, not Englishman's gay walk. It's non-nation specific :P

[blahdiblah2010]

Hhahahaha!!!!!! OMG i'm screaming!!!!

[spartanses]

HOAWEHOO MUYADBUDA HODABADOODA HOO!

[spartanses]

butt lodging rights lmao

[DarkEarthDragon01]

Nearly died xD I'll die watching this great man! xD

[Sargesgrl12]

Oh my God, the English one killed me. XD

[Tinsnake]

@Sargesgrl12 The English one made me wet my pants! I'm English as well! What a fucking legend. Been watching these for years now. Never gets old!

[Sargesgrl12]

@Tinsnake You are? XD Lucky! England rocks. And I have as well. XD Billy's a legend.

[666darkhawk]

So glad to be Scottish just like one of the worlds best comedians, maybe even the best :D

Billy Connolly is amazing :)

[hattr002]

WOOF!

[katiecla88]

nearly pissed myself wen he did the english protest!!! too funny!!

[886rocker]

Its funny because its so true right??

We are picked on to much but BILLY CONNOLLY can be our leader!!!

[paramorelivesforever]

i was pissing myself the whole thing

[ChelseaHerself]

XD i died laughing when he started skipping!!!! XD hahahahaha

[Doderhultarn89]

We white men are the most pushed around people in the world. Everyone can pick on us.

[countsmyth]

@Doderhultarn89

It's so true!

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

@Doderhultarn89 that was the fuckin gag

[TheColourfulCarrie]

I pissed myself at the English bit... And again at the end part

[ranbrent]

"oh gosh what a mess deary me oh ri"

xD

[OnlyAdamKnows]

out of all people in the world, dead or alive, he is the one person i would choose to have a pint with in my local pub

[plasticbudgie]

@OnlyAdamKnows ide choose bill hicks to have a pint with but yeah legend still

[123enigma456]

i couldnt stop laughing at the Chinese and Swiss protestors

[JZBW1]

What a legend.

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

hahahah 'BECAUSE THERES SELDOM ENOUGH ROOM TO WALK LIKE THAT'

[ScottishWowPlayer01]

NING PONG DIDDLY POO DIDDLY BING WOOF!

[gartnavel89]

''Seldom enough room to walk like that..!''

I literally LOL'd!

(a very rare occurance for a miserable Scotsman like me)

[EoinLfc91]

ning pong yiddily poo .. didily bing .. woop!

lmao!!

[ProtestantIRA]

funny how he always makes the truth hilarious

[shashwati]

oh man...... "Woof!!".... *faints from laughing*

[andyroll91]

oh shit! im in tears me xD

[Xanatos712]

And now over to Scotland:

"Gimme yer fuckin' money!"

[RoseMMBlack]

@Xanatos712 totaly right

[gav25x]

wanker

[Xanatos712]

Please explain?

[gav25x]

Explain your comment?

[Xanatos712]

Please explain why you're calling me a wanker. Or were you talking to the other guy?

[gav25x]

No i wasn't talking to someone else, why did you make the anti scottish comment?

[andyaccies]

@gav25x Gav grow at set and grow up ffs. Theirs about 4 nationalities that could take offence to billys comments. But its only a joke and this is the key sentence. Anyone can take offence to everything.

So stop giving us SCOTS a bad name and chill out.

PS Have you ever hear how copper wire was invented?... Lol :P

[gav25x]

How am i giving scots a bad name? your first comment is doing just that..

[Xanatos712]

It wasn't anti-Scottish, I think Scots are awesome (myself included). As Andyaccies said, it was only a joke.

[andyaccies]

I am just saying that no matter what anyone does some could and probably will find an imperfection in it and could moan and cry about it.

The way you where replying was as if you couldn't take someone slagging Scottish people while billy was slagging people from other nationalities. Which came across as a bit hypocritical IMO.

I'm not having a go at you :). And I am Scottish, probably just like you.

[TomE1248]

@andyaccies: too true the world needs more 'dooers' not more 'criticizers

[fuckthehuns1]

@Xanatos712

Fuck off ya morris dancing fag!

[Xanatos712]

@fuckthehuns1 Make me.

[ThinkingGamer64]

i dont get the last joke??? the 1 about gay guys

[MasonicEyes]

that was the best joke of the whole fuckin thing

[ThinkingGamer64]

yerr...yerrr.....but i didnt hear what he say???

[MasonicEyes]

He said gays walk the way they day because they cant walk like "this" then he danced around like a fairy. it was fucking hilarous

[GhilliedUp]

I like how he says that you can't make fun of white heterosexuals, then has a little dig at the english.

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

"oh gosh what a mess dear me....." lmao!

[GriseldaLoL2008]

ying tang diddly bang WOOF!

[OriginalHazeBX]

Ning pow dingglee ding woof LMFAO

[jondees]

ive been to see loads of top comedians but billy connolly is by far and away the funniest!! absolutely fuckin hysterical

[LBJTV]

I couldn't agree more :D

[GMZART]

BRILLIANT!!!

[StusMauler]

woof lmfao

[Kenazzle]

Diddley-pong... woof!

[calbo555]

wooof .. pissin maself lol

[OOZ662]

WOOF

[ThisCanadian]

thus so many white Amerikan males become White Supremacists or fucking 'PromiseKeepers'.

*gah*

[Cha0sB1k3r]

Good Point. Very Good Point.

[warren52nz]

Gotta love Billy! LOL

[Scotsbell]

Proud to have been born in the same city as Billy. He's brilliant! Have seen him live several times and wet my self every time! You can't beat Glasgow humour!

[A310fan]

ye should see a doctor aboot that mate!

[dave2806]

@Scotsbell very true , hard to believe when he first started off he got a huge amount of stick from Glasgow until he got really famous !

[Tinsnake]

@dave2806 Always the way mate

[SHRIAO]

1:07 LMAO!

[ultimateiversonfan10]

lol he describes switzerland perfectly

[toyotainside1]

oh gosh what a mess.. lool

[guidera19]

wat tour was dis

[JumpinPakFlash]

This is the New Zealand leg of his Too Old To Die Young tour. You can get it on the Live in New York DVD. Its the same anyway.

[TheLilyman]

Woof haha! Classic!

[spoonogsback]

This is how I see protesters..........

" Hey guys, Let's gather into a small but loud group so the Police can beat the shit out of us real easy like, "

[RiseofFooDos]

hahaha

[ikklebri]

NING PONG DIDDLY POO DIDDLY BING WOOF XD HEHE love it

[myheartisonthebside]

Ning-pong! Diddly-poo! Diddly-bing! Woof! Awesome!

[situationsmannn]

Awesome...

I Love Billy. Funniest Guy .. Talks About So Much ..

And He Doesn't Give A FUCK!!

Scottish And Proud!!

[siralex64]

lol haha omg i cant stop laughing

[ToulacAxeHand]

Gay and proud. And a huuuuuuuuge fan or Mr Connolly here

[Cathain78]

Someone with a sense of humour.

Bravo!

[ServeChilled1956]

NING PANG!!

[ServeChilled1956]

cant people just watch the fucking video then fuck off

[SNAK3H3AD]

the chineese 1s the best thing i ever herd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobbycamp101]

I think that says something good about white heterosexual males...fag

[2ndapril2006]

oh gosh wot a mess.

absolute genius. i nearly died watchin this. brilliant

[Intokzication]

The switzerlnad protest thing was funny XD

[punkycat96]

haha the chinese one is sooo funny and so is the gay men walk is hilarious too :D made my day

he is such a legend

i love being 100% Aberdonian

[JarofJam]

Wahey! Me too :) 100% and proud.

[paulatwe]

from a foreign rapMC hating, Mozart despising, Wagner embracing, wholeheartedly luvvin' porn enthousiast ethnic minority dyke:

dis izz fokkin' fonnie

(i meant that)

3;-)

[555Derilict666]

What he says is true.

I think I know why white heterosexual males don't protest

If a white male heterosexual males girlfriend, fiancee or wife doesn't listen to them, what are the fuckin' chances of the rest of the fuckin' world caring?

Then again, maybe we just don't care.

[pistonfire182]

i cant get over the chineese and english versions i was in stitches

[mophead2345]

that's great, the Swiss one had me in tears XD

[aeonflux67]

Und u nuffin butt a fookin doomb Glaweggian noobcake dat cunt spel!

[codyterrier]

You are a prick and i am scottish,you wouldn't heckle because you have the balls of a dormouse,you twat

[Burple5Flurple]

You should actually be shot.

Then set on fire.

[joeefoley]

tough guy behind ur keyboard u fat dry shite... jump off a cliff eh? once less prick in the world!

[masaidan]

Have you ever tried to heckle a professional comedian? He gets PAID to deal with people who try! He's being doing this for over forty years!

[Espio360]

Haha just try it. I bet you are exactly like fucking Eric Cartman off South Park. You act like a fucking hard man with bollocks the size of winchester cathdral, but when you stare danger in the face you couldn't shit yourself and run faster. If the audience didn't retaliate and try and break your nose I'd be very surprised.

[Espio360]

Besides Billy got a very good point. If a chinese guy mocks an english men nothing fuckign happens. No complaints, no problems, no nothing. But if an English guy picks on a chinese, french or japanese guy suddenly everyone gets up in his face about. Same thing with homosexuals. A Homo mocks a hetero, no complaints. A Hetero mocks a homo, you never hear the fucking end of it. That is utter bullshit and you know it.

[eLIPHAS3333]

In all fairness, you'd just get thrown out for opening your mouth, so you'd end up leaving with a broken nose rather than him. Besides, Billy is Scottish, and he'll give you a Glasgow Kiss.

[damthisplace]

the guys a legened ning pong didley poo didiley ping woof hahaha the guy rules

[ponyboy316]

That joke at he end was fucking brilliant. Me and my boyfriend laughed hysterically at this one.

[ScottishPride3608]

LOL fukin LEGEND!! BILLY CONNOLLEY FTW!!

Billy Connolley + Lee Evens FUNNYEST PPL ON THIS EARTH!!

[bmrti]

hahahahahah

[Freedom4Thought]

i dont think he went outta key on the Swiss one, lol.

[vampireXalchemist]

"And now over to China...NING PONG! DIDLEY POO! DIDLEY PING! WOOF!" lol

Friggin' brilliant..

[JZZ31]

Brilliant indeed!

[ChelzCeltic]

love mr.connolly !!!

makes me proud me Scottish , and even better to live near to glasgow :D:D x

[ForeverHardcore1313]

Fantastic lol

[fairycakes20]

"oh gosh what a mess deary me oh my" hahahahahaha

[EnochPowell2008]

lol@crom08well .. I love Billy Connolly .. too funny!!! LMAO

[Sticktator]

shut up and enjoy the comedy.

[jamesrocks4eva]

very very true

fotfl

[sarahjayneisqueen]

ahhhh fuckin awesome i love billy!!!

[latindancer4ever]

i fucking love him!!!

[Daftie123]

WOOOF!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[BLONDEgreysfan]

This Guys A Fuckin Genius Man

Hilarious

[licobrifo]

woof ! ahahhaha

[itschelseaa]

good video, but this was added on my birthday (:

just a random wee thing haha

i love billy so much, he's great :)

and from glasgow :D ish.

[xSpecialxToastx]

I loved the Chinese and English LOL

[ScottyDogRS]

i liked the switzerland one, its sooo true!

[TheAlmightyDom]

Yoddley yeeh hoo!

[MisterGlasgow]

Billy ......... you do nots so bad yirself at annoying your fellow glaswegians....I think you are a big false bastard

[leafsfan1991]

Learn to spell before coming back please

[TheREALspacesnake]

learn to poo.

[leafsfan1991]

hmmm....thats mature

[coutts1990]

Nope just you.

[mancojim]

fuck off theres loads of decent people that come out of scotland: sean connery, kenny dalglish, texas, david tennant, john barrowman and ronnie corbett so fuck you

[gusmactavish]

lol

[mancojim]

oh yeah and ewan mcgregor, ewan bremner, robert carlyle and robbie coltrane so swivel on that

[JacobiteChilledPC]

Come to Scotland and tell us that, ya wee fanny !

[jamesrocks4eva]

me being english im really supposed 2 like the scots but that was well said =)

[trayns]

i was just jokin folks. sorry to offend anyone. i think i was a bit drunk at the time of goin to print on that one. peace

[jamesrocks4eva]

lol

[iainp93]

And, where are you from then? England I presume?

Always remember this...

The UK is like a thistle. A beautiful flower at the top, and a buch of pricks at the bottom

[FourthChannings]

And, where are you from then? Scotland I presume?

Go back to your skirts and unintelligible speaking, Billy is the only redeeming feature out of all you plebs

[Carfer22]

Well thats definitely not racist!!

[DiddydeanoUK]

like the comment above isn't? its OK to insult the English but when the Scots are insulted its anger all round... the guy was responding to the racism levelled above, dont be so sensitive.

[Carfer22]

So what you're saying is im being a hypocrite! The problem with that is you don't know me. Don't make me explain to you why generalising is moronic!!!

[DiddydeanoUK]

That was my point exactly!!... re-read my comment below mate.

[trimatrix08]

why are you responding to him, you know that more shit comes out of an englishmans mouth than out a cows hin end

[trimatrix08]

BEFORE IT OFFENDS ANYONE, the other comment was by my cousin, NOT ME, hes dead when i catch up to him.

[weepaul666]

so? it's like not anyone knows u on this

[sparky0370]

You fuckin tell them buddy.

[LaDyLuCk2900]

well said fellow scottie!

[crom08well]

I think iainp93 has hit on the reason that the thistle is a scotish national symbol.

[porcelainrock]

=] What a hero.

[furyplum44]

The english protester omg i nearly pissed myself!!!

I love billy conolly, he speaks so much truth!!

[bigbrido]

Didily ping woof !! LMAO

[Lickmytoe]

crying with laughter here :D

chinese and english was hilarious

[ScienceFictionJunky]

He is so great, I love how he takes stereotypes and makes them funny again.

[jonny616]

I wish there was a video of Billy singing Pokarekare Ana, which is at the end of every World Tour Of New Zealand episode.

[DENZIS666]

the gay one was brilliant lol

[phrozenfire1]

NING PONG DIDLY POO DILY PING WOOF

hahahah omg lol

pissed myself

[cervantes555]

the english protestor made me burst out laughing

[colinmurdo91]

ha love this video

proud to be a scot :)

[FistofMight]

ying pong didly poo haha nearly died