Advice from the Hart: Chapter 1

[kapootakus789]

"soo theres two poles. One pole is like uuuuhhhh i want you!!! You know i should be a science teacher. I just want you sooo bad! And the other poles like no."

[smartersean]

Did you actually read all of those books behind you?

[TheAliJoJoHo]

It looks like you have a huge Bible behind you.

[KushtheTerrible]

I sneezed at the exact same time as you! Sneeze sistas fo' lyfe!

[MusicMy1andOnly]

When she sneezed I actually said "Bless you"...Out loud...

[pepperbunny14]

PLEASE teach science!! LOL you would be an amazing drunk science teacher! imagine the experiments :P

[mshmrlw]

U look like my exgf. but youre way more funnier

[nabimejn]

Tigerstyle!!!!!!!! (drunk)

[ambrpTV]

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here & just....

Will....you marry me?

[717Janie]

do what you like to do, like when your in your room NOT THAT

[thisfunnygirliknow]

well hullo benjamin

[lilgoofy2011]

LMFTO -- Sneezed Right On Me -- Germmmmmmmmms

[oeckstei]

what are the titles of the smooth jazz music you play in the beginning and end of your videos?

[SuperCydney123]

I'm still laughing about the magnet part. So funny!!!! :D

[MarkersWorld]

I'm getting a rainbow flag on my fourhead now!

[patrickwduke1]

you could say this shit, hillariousgogirlllllllll!

[patrickwduke1]

your so great, why not???

[AnimeNox]

Wow. This was both hilarious and informative. I really liked what you said about being the best "you", the "you" you want to be and the last bit at the end about doing what we love. I think that this type of advice is so simple that people may not even think of it even though the answer to those questions are right in front of us. So thank you for sharing with us! :D

[theycallusninja]

Bless you <3

[Majs3338]

Are you a lesbian?

[PenguinLuvr1231]

Masses my poor ,poor replay button XD

[stefanid1993]

aww, you are so stinkin cute!:)

[Lunaveir]

I love you, you are so fucking funny.

[hazeySephiroth]

Magnets. . . how do they work? Correct answer: "F***in magic" =^.^=

[KRiffle1221]

Drinking name Benjamin...love it! =)

[SFNightTripper]

man the magnets thing was hilarious

[TheBeccalynn90]

adultoscence? have you been reading articles by Lev Grossman? are you a twixter? lol cuz me thinks you areee

[mimivk]

LOOOOOOOOOOL the magnet advice!

[JPheartSS]

You are the most adorable person I've met/not-really-met-just-saw-on­-the-internet in a long time. I really hope you find an awesome girl, cause you seem like you would be an awesome girlfriend (I would know, I have one...and I'm a girl.). Also, please say that you read your YouTube comments in a video soon. Bc if you don't, I feel like a jackass writing this to no one.

Thanks,

Me (:

[hoshbrown41]

BEST. SCIENCE TEACHER. EVER.

[cassafrass143]

I hope she's gay. She can be my gal.

[Pprissy89]

I love how she explains how magnets work xD

[MsLegacy11]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!

[breehart123]

" is the wu tang clan aint nuthin to fuck with"

"uh i fucked with them..... turned out alright" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I SO love you

"aint nothin ta fuck with" (:

[itzavery]

lmao at how prevalent the Wu has been in this video

[TaylorBWright617]

"My drinking name is Benjamin"

HAHAHAHAHA

[nkav001]

here's a question: how do you stay in shape while drinking so much wine?

[sakurasugoi]

lol Insane Clown Posse reference. That person's cool.

[TheMRWOODIE]

so i'm guessing the thing you love is drinking?

[MrsKatieS]

You are my new favorite person!

[NightMareBolt]

I'm not meaning for this to sound rude in any way but is she a lesbian? If so, I can only feel envy for whoever gets to go out with this girl :(

[Xhaterlover]

@NightMareBolt lol thats not offensive & yeah she is lesbian :)

[spaghettilover100]

"Abso-fucking-lutely" XD

[TheSupersurgical]

. ....SOLIENT GREEN!!!!

.

.

[jkennedy2319]

that last piece of advice for Joe was pretty deep!

[FATDINOSAUR1997]

why does everyone keep saying she's like Amanda Bynes? i really just dont see it.

[aimalysev3]

Only Mormons know how magnets work.

[TheShania404]

Her : Like what thinq do you like to do .. your room .

[ quick cutout ] not that o.o

2.18 x3

[prettygirl261293]

You're Amanda Bynes!!

[meganknowsitall]

"what you like to do when you're alone in your room. NOT THAT." omg.....

[MrRetardedPenguin]

She could so be the next Ellen Degeneres

[ilovenickjonas0404]

did anyone else get the "above the influence" ad before this? harhar

[KuronoMizu]

Her magnet explanation cracked me up so hard.....she's right, she SHOULD teach science lol

[MyBeautifulZombie]

"what kind of things do you like to do alone in your room?

-not that."

[OdiousLupous]

Talking with your hands while holding a wine glass and not spilling a drop, shes amazing.

[LaurenInnit17]

FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK? its from a song, cant remember which song but its weird and its from that.

[Bthornflips]

When I first got my apartment, I got a bottle of wine. I didn't have a wine opener, so I tried to use a screw thinking that I could screw it into the cork and pull it out. That shit does not work. True fact.

[missedagain]

you look like this math teacher i had who i wanted to fuck

[DarthJanine420]

So many wu tang references. I'm in love.

[texasjuggalokilla]

and fucn magnets how do they work?

[Billdozer0809]

Oh. I want you, so bad!

[heyandy889]

Good job, Harto.

[JVroxhardcore]

Magnets...?

Any one else know who asked that? XD

[DeviantObscurity]

"Magnets, how do they work?"

"How is this advice? So... there's two pulls. And one is like, "Ah, I want you.-" I should teach science. "-Just so bad." And the other one's like, "No.""

Hahaha<3

[DirtiBish]

she looks exactly as my ex. except that my ex had a few pounds less

[ThatOneHEY]

... And the other one is like, "No".

[LeannaLitha]

You know "Hart" actually is how you spell "Heart" in Dutch :) :) just sayin... <3

[SomeBlokeLol]

"I fucked wit' 'em."

Suddenly gangsternoiseupinthisbitch!

I lol'd. Hard. I wanted you all to know that so I can feel special(er).

[lptyger]

She gave me a shoutout at 2:33 :D

[TheTohkonChambers]

what a geek

[Honeydump95]

i cant wait until she really blows up, its kinda sad that she only have a few hundred thousand views..... BUT I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU HANNAH.... (GET DRUNKERRRRR) ALSO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU SPEND ON ALCOHOL EACH WEEK OR MONTH...

[imre420]

You fucked with The Wu-Tang Clan and lived to tell the tale. I am impressed.

[joedlang]

This is the only series imaginable where you could receive serious comments like, "magnets are rape". That says something.... I'm just not sure what.

[HEIBAOSHEN]

I said bless you when you sneezed, what a dork I am. I don't believe you are drinking because when I drink and vlog, my videos always involve vlog regret the next day. On the other hand it would be a real waist for you to have all that bear and not drink it. I also drank pints of vodka, so that's probably why my videos were incoherent. So I no drunk no more :)

[Honeydump95]

@HEIBAOSHEN uhm, are you aware of the fact you cant spell? because i wasnt going to say anything when u mispelled waste, but when you mispelled beer i just figured it was time to tell you.....

[HEIBAOSHEN]

@Honeydump95 It's spell checks fault, not mine! Why can't a fat hairy animal and a refreshing alcoholic beverage be the same damn thing anyway?

P.S. I think everything I wrote in the last two sentences mean what they are supposed to mean. If not feel free to let me know.

[Honeydump95]

@HEIBAOSHEN hahaha idk blame the english language... everything else is right other than the fact you didn't give spell check possession but who fucking cares anyway????

[Imatrollyay]

You should totally write a book. Just write stuff for a while and call it a book. Nothing in particular, just stuff.

[Raycing]

You have some fuckin" excellent advice! No I'm not kidding _I'm serious....I am however a bit drunk but serious non-the-less

Plus I think you either think too much or you're too smart for your own good. And how the fuck do you NOT have a bucket-load of friends, you're probably funnier and more interesting than all my friends put together *!* LUVYA* BTW don't ever stop making videos or I'll have to stalk you *^*.

[BlackLilly12]

pleaz fer the love of...drunkness! write a book...pwetty pweez

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

xDDD..that's a lot of pressure, Bill. Nice Twister reference.

[SelfishMustaches]

The other one's like... no.

[SelfishMustaches]

WRITE A BOOK PLEASE.

[ThaddeusOwen]

marry meee!

[dxSabertoothxb]

Keep pressin 6 over and over again!!!! hahaha its great

[katieeebabyy702]

She is amazing, I loveee her.

[LevitskiSRGE]

this made me wanna listen wu tang again

[TechyMark]

I want you! No.

[albaalbaalbaalba169]

How hot is she in that shirt? Answer: VERY

[Kathryn80Cleary]

oh yeah, me too. bless you



[Kathryn80Cleary]

me too. bless you

[AtTheDriveBy]

the shaolin and the wu tang is very formidable

[DarlingSerenity]

I think I love you.

[MrPink89]

TIGER STYLE!

[thereisbox]

screwtop, romantic, and classy!

[djphat2245]

The thing you actually like to do when youre alone in youre room... NOT THAT!

[goucho1169]

hahahahaahhaha wu tang clan!!!!!!!!!!

[jasbu1357]

FUCKING MAGNETS



[SquizziPhish]

lmao magnets

[selvenknowe]

i died @ 2:32

wutang clan!

[lucyjoye98]

Absafuckinluty!

[sharonluvzviolin]

You can be the next Ellen or something! you are sooo funneh :D

[Jessevsd]

Can wait for more mdk

[Jessevsd]

Thanks

[yippy010]

Urrnnnghh I waantchuu!...just so bad!

[mossmusic]

Advice at the end was magic! thanks for the upload!"

[bribiechler1]

hahahahahaha that made me LOL, literally. and i dont do that often!!!

[kayfaceisthebest]

the magnet bit cracked me up lol

[rabbi8meat]

Sigh, why are the funny cute ones either taken or gay?

[terrateursoul]

Seriously!! I just saw this today and ended up watching every episode and laughing so hard!! I have found a new icon HAHA

[denae86]

Wow...new favorite YouTube ever! Seriously so funny! I have waisted...not waisted, uh inspired? my whole morning watching this. I just can not get enough. Someone get this girl on TV!

[jonsiiin]

how had i not discovered this channel before? amazing. legitimate LOL's. Thank you, benjamin.

[NathanielWho]

Why the hell are YOU stuck filling out online dating surveys? Like, ever?

[prevail34]

When you said "tiger style"...i think i peed a little....lol

[TheMichaelkirkland]

Kurtjmac sent me here

[affenonkel]

You should have put a warning in the beginning of the video. You brought back terrible memories of that one night where I pretended to fall asleep when someone tried to kiss me.

[TheBeckham723]

"achoo... I was really going somewhere." hahaha

[PatrickT22]

Am I strange for linking your answer to the magnets question to sex?

[dr3amstat3s]

i just discovered this tonight. you are amazing. and adorable.

[AmyyAbsynthe]

Screw tops are better. True. True.

Last time I tried to open a bottle with a cork, I ended up stabbing the shit out of the cork with a big knife, I gave up and smashed the top of the bottle off.

Everyone's a winner.

[AJL15N]

Uh, I fucked with the Wu Tang Clan.... awesome.

[DongDoodle]

LMFAO @ THE MAGNETS QUESTION

[TheBeckham723]

"the other one is like....no. "

[AmyyAbsynthe]

Best description of magnets, ever. I get it now.

[TakeWalker]

SCIENCE

[VIM731]

ive found a new youtube "vlogger" to watch regularly

[TheYeahHouse]

i swear if i worked with you, i would think you were like epic professional....so glad i dont work with you cause i love the awesome you :D

[infohelps1990]

Win

[cmlalinsky]

gobleschew

[molybdenum2012]

"Uh, I fucked with the Wu Tang Clan. It turned out alright."

Nice.



[rtistbex]

Lmao the magnet part was hilarious!

[Clutch3of4]

What thats not how magnets work at all.

[emleehaha0419]

"i guess i'd probably cook them... so that's a horrifying fact to discover about yourself"

[Blackup9000]

uhhhhh so several of my friends have now communicated to me that you are the female version of me .... I will be keeping my eye on you ... also i have subscribed .... also .... THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER !!!!!

[arcturus292]

shes like my little cousin, small, round...ish face, and cute ^.^ snuggle snuggle snuggle

[Alexc3217]

Soo, magnets are rape.

[LilGagaMonsta]

@Alexc3217 No... magnets are gay rape...

[speedyspooley]

I totes crush on the Harto

[KrisMTL]

Hannah, I don't even

[Mach12Maverick]

NNNNNNNNNnnnnn.........I WANT YOU

[allysoma]

ok seriously, I would totally switch teams for you.

[scruffthemagicdragon]

Hannah Harto ain't nutin' ta fuck wit!

[smldfw]

the sneeze at 2:30 earned you a subbie

[nicombor]

2:18 <3



[ashocka18]

ahahaha :D love you

[OLDCANNONBALL34]

WORD!

[Kravera911]

Bless you! =)

[PhattyMo]

Wu..Tang!  Wu..Tang! :D

[ReaganSmash3000]

Hahaha Magnets. Brilliant, welcome to the internet.

Also, I find you amazing in an I-Just-realized-your-series-ki­cks-mine's-but kind of way :P

[dallasqs1]

Frederick!!! lol!!

[nemchono]

tiiiiiger style!

[TheJadeJadore]

Will you please marry me. Yes?

[DevlPB]

marry me!



[dria36]

Hart you're amazing, I want to just hang out with you for a day.

[falloutdouche]

How would you blow something up and why ???

[nellycorture]

magnets, how do they work? lol

[MiserablerHurensohn]

So, I totally understand that drinking alone is not so bad if you're doing it for the internet, but what if you're doing it while watching someone else drink on the internet? Do I have a problem?

[CutieShoot]

"they should also all get rainbow flag tatoos...on their forehead"

[GordDunker]

I'm surprised.. That's good advise. Do what you like to do.

[Chibiusa83]

...i said bless you when she sneezed, unintentionally....

[84kewt]

@Chibiusa83 crap.... I did too... I was cleaning and watching and just... yea. fail

[hombremonja]

@Chibiusa83 you guys are creepy

[SubieLove4]

Magnets, how do they work? LOL

[1Lozzix1]

More!

[welaughindoors91]

you are so awesome! i am seriously going to spend more time in park slope/williamsburg/other dykey neighborhoods where i'm sure you live...

that came off much more creepy stalker when I was aiming for enthusiastic fan girl. mah bad