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  • F**KING BLUE JEANS

  • Some of these quotes are hilarious.

  • Okay, first Otacon fucked Ema's mum, now he fucks with Mei Ling, while Snake is risking his life. Oh that nerd!

  • This only works if you save in different save points every time. If you save at the same place you won't get these "proverbs."

  • Oh, Snake, you want to save?

  • Woah I didn't know Mei Ling was in it!

  • can we save like this in plant?

  • These exchanges make me even madder that Snake got replaced. 

  • Shame Otacon didn't have the same "energy" in MGS4.

  • Otacon: Hee~!

    **snort** LMFAO

    He is such a nerd lol I <3 him

  • Otacon: Hee! :D

    Lmfao that was the manliest sound I've heard in this whole series.

    xD Otacon is so hilariously adorable. Best character.

  • What, did he jizz all over the cheat sheet?

  • OH HAI SNAKE:D

  • Otacon's "Hee."

    XDDDD

  • how do u save ur progress my 1 i don't work i press save and otacon says stuff like see u snake and it don't save plz help!!!

  • I still haven't finished this game because I don't own a PS2 or Xbox and the only time I tried it was at my cousin's house on his Xbox... I wanted to SO BAD. Just didn't have enough time.

    To this day, though I can guess what it could be, I still don't know what day tomorrow is.

  • When Mei Ling scolds Otacon, Kojima should've had added dialogue where she chews out the player for being a noob and saving so many times on the first level.

  • "What happened to Mei Ling?"

    "Hee >:D"

  • Earnings?

  • 2:11 It's funny that this game takes place in 2009 when pre-ripped jeans are all the rage. :P

  • Who saved on this level, let alone 13 times?

  • I always thought Otacon looked familiar. Then I realized I thought that he looks like Steve Jobs, only younger and with hair! Those glasses too!

  • Ah, now I know how Snake grew his gray hair... xD

  • The bird that got high on something. I don't think it was the fruit.

  • it's significant !

  • @cannedbacon nope actually otocon is Jewish

  • "You and your hyperactive libido."

    OH YOU'D KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, HAL *shot*

  • STAY IN SCHOOL!!!

  • 12 people are the Deep family

  • Everyone knows that aliens have been visiting us for thousands of years.

  • OMG Ive had mgs 2 for EVER and I NEVER knew mey ling hijacked the frequency. maybe its cuz I never save...

  • wow theres no way youll need to save that many times

  • Wait, excuse me? "Feel free to disagree if you have a counterpoint"

    "Isn't paris a...uh...not a city..." "Please snake I'm trying to concentrate" HYPOCRITTTTTTTTTT

  • He must be Chinese.

  • These are great, you should do some of para-medic, those are equally hilarious

  • Otacon really loses it on the cow one.

  • "Hee"

    lol Otacon.

  • Wow for the first time I felt I was smarter than Otacon.

    I remembered Otacon's fascial expression in MGS4 when Mei Ling quoted a saying. I think he must've felt exactly what it means to quote something no body might understand.

  • Otacon is such a ladies man.

  • Honestly, it sounded to me like Mei Ling and Otacon were having a love affair

  • so did a bird that got high on something

    lol

  • Otacon is Geddy Lee. Seriously.

  • @TwoCows23 omg that's EXACTLY what I was just thinking! XD

  • @Jianlibao I'm not alone! :D

  • Snake: "This seems to be getting more and more random."

    LMAO!!! I love you, Solid Snake . . . you and your daddy (Naked Snake)!! ♥♥♥

  • Oh, god, Otacon, bless your little heart... 

  • Oh Otacon, you ginormous troll.

  • Once Otacon gets to "Care avoids err," he's in hot water with Mei Ling, who cheerfully greets Snake then gets back to verbally dressing poor Hal down.

  • lol the very first quote was "all for one, one for all" and he couldn't even get that right. All downhill from there! Otacon's awesome.

  • what is this all of a sudden?! lol you can't bs Snake

  • i got mei ling pregnant so she couldnt make it at sons of liberty.

  • What DID Otacon do, i never understood that?

  • @RaiuxStar He's meant to have been taking pics of Mei Ling when she was changing. Its mentioned in a codec conversation during the tanker chapter but its really hard to find

  • I played MGS2 first and I never knew wtf was with Otacon and the proverbs. After playing MGS, i Lol'ed @ this scene.

  • what i like about metal gear solid 1 and 2 is that david hayter doesnt sound so raspy. in the more recent games, even part 3, he sounds mad deep and raspy. idk why this is relevant, i just thought id put that out there. snake sounds cooler in part 1 and 2

  • @puertorico4589

    Well for one, the one in 3 isn't the same Snake and the one in 4 is super old. :B

  • The one about how you shouldn't just think and you should actually do something to help out is hilarious, considering how that's exactly what otacon does.

  • thanks for putting these up. :)

  • Gosh, I never thought of saving so much on the tanker level but man I love to hear Otacon fail at trying to teach Snake something!

  • Otacon, you is a doof

  • Otacon is Steve Jobs from the past XD

  • I'd probably have thought the same way as Otacon.

  • y would aliens b in chinese proverb lol

  • Otacon {Hal Emmerick} is my faviorite character from MGS 2,4 & TS

  • Nuh-uh Otacon, that bird got high on METH!!! D8

  • I love that Hideo has a sense of humor about his games and realizes how annoying/unnecessary the proverbs in MGS were.

    Whats that you say? I should be careful and use my resources? Thanks for the brilliant strategy, confucius!

  • i rate this video 5/5 because you showed me how to save in MGS2 thanks!!

  • I love Otacon's "Hee!" at 9:06

  • I don't know why, but I thought Otty's little 'heee' at the end sounded like he was planning on bursting into song.

  • I remember a really funny moment from MGS2.

    I was clicking the right analog stick trying to raiden to say something and when Colonel Campbell told me to save E.E., Raiden said "No!" lol.

    Raiden's an asshole!

  • If you've been spotted by an enemy, you're in more danger than a cow in a UFO!

  • Everybody knows aliens have been abducting cows for thousands of years! :D lol that was so funny

  • Naomi And Mei Ling are the same VAs and Mei Ling was Born and raised IN AMERICA SO Her ACCENT Didnt make SENSE IN THE FIRST GAME OR THIS ONE! which Is why she now has an american accentin MGS :TTS and MGS4

  • So... what exactly did Otacon do that got Mei Ling upset (I mean, besides mucking up her proverbs)

  • Great game, great video ^ ^

  • I love the one about jeans - it's so true

  • Ahahaha "there's a time and place for conspiracy theories!".

  • haha i like this mei ling's accent much better than the one in mgs4

  • It's not the same voice actor for Mei Ling in MGS 4 huh? She sounds differint in that and funny/cute in this

  • No, it's the same person: Kim Mai Guest. Always has been.

  • I played the game 30+ times and i never heard any of these i guess i should have saved in the tanker

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  • You have to save so many times before Mei Ling kicks Otacon's ass all over the Nomad for fucking up her proverbs.

  • how do u save game in MGS1?

  • @ZeroZacker-

    u contact either um ... mei ling or Naomi at 140.96 i rlly don't remember cuz i haven't played that since like 8 yrs ago LOL

  • wow 8 years. o_o

    anyway i figured it out yesterday, but thank you.

  • to hear mei ling you gotta save 13 times but at least she was really mad

  • how do u save

  • u contact Otacon at 140.96

  • Just found out today thanks i can finally turn my game off.

  • I luv it when mei ling comes online at 8:03 and she goes off on Otacon and stuff n its funnyXD

  • PFFFFFFTHAHA

    Pre-ripped jeans.

  • kurwaaaaaaaaaaaaa pierdol sie

  • :P lol Otacon reads from papers :P

  • Snake sounds fucking adorable when he goes, "Huh? Ah, sorry...?" :DDD

  • pre ripped jeans.... they still sell those

  • ...and so did a bird that got high on something-- probably fermented fruit.

    ...okay ...if you say so...

  • the one about paris and achilles is by far the best

  • why won't they show her (mei ling)?

  • Good question!! I wish they would have!!

  • Maybe because she wasn't invited for this mission ?

  • 2:17

  • That's ironic.  LOL

  • 1:39

    Oh please, people DO buy those ripped up jeans. I see them every day at school, and you can tell which ones are bought at a store and which ones are really worn in.

  • XD I love Otacon's little "Hee" near the end. That sounded so hilariously cute.

  • he has WAYYYYYYYY tooo much spare time lol

  • Lawl, It means if you plan to travel far you better now damn well how to do basic arithmetic

  • ...what /did/ Otocon do offscreen...?

  • He took pictures of Mei Ling while she was changing. He tells you about it randomly one time when you call him. It's a hard conversation to find, though.

  • Vids or it never happend.

    And some of Otacon's pics would also help too.

  • man this game was good until u started playing with raiden that pissed me off

  • Poor Otacon, too smart for his own good.

  • This looks like an awesome game!Do I have to play the first game in order to know what's going on or can I just skip to this game?

  • A lot of this one calls back to the first one, so I'd recommend playing the first one first if you can find it. :O Otherwise this one'll make even less sense than it does normally.

  • Ok,well is the 1st game for ps2 or maybe gamecube?

  • There's a remake of the 1st game for the Gamecube called Twin Snakes, you could check that out. :D

  • Ok sounds good i'll have to go to gamestop soon lolz.

  • @ZarlaSheenaza also happens to be an absolutely ridiculous version of it. First one is better by far

  • @Shinollama PS1, also playable on PS2. PS version has better voice acting.

  • @Shinollama Ps1, and there's a Gamecube remake. and you can download the original MGS from PS3 store

  • @Shinollama the fist one is for ps1 but there is a remake with better graphics for gamecube

  • @ZarlaSheenaza but if you play MGS1 you dont get all the stuff because you have to play MG2:SS, but also to understand MG2:SS you have to play MG, the FIRST game of the MGS series( to who doesn't know that)

  • @Shinollama I recommend playing all of them. They're great games with an incredible storyline.

  • I kinda' wanna' know what Otacon was doing that Mei Ling got on him for... er..

  • He took pictures of her while she was changing. He tells you in a random conversation that is really hard to find. My friend found it once while we were playing.

  • Otacon is a funny guy.

  • Hahaha good ol' Otacon comin' in for some comedic relief =D

  • lol love the one about Achilles and Paris...

  • snake"cows and aliens. WTF otacon?"

  • mei lings sayings were boring these sound cool

  • LOL I loved Otacon's hilarious quotes on MGS2 whenever you went to save your game. It was so awesome. There was something else that I've noticed on the Codec scenes too and this also goes with Raiden on the Plant Chapter in MGS2. If you press the R1 button during a Codec scene with either Snake or Raiden, they'll say a positive response in their mind whereas if you press the R2 button, then they'll say something negative which also sounds funny sometimes too. That was so awesome. LOL

  • This game would be so much more aswesome if one was Snake on the plant chapter...

  • LOL! The candy bar!

  • Candy Bar???lol

  • Yeah, in America there is a candy bar called Three Musketeers lol

  • lol

    I didn't know that since I live in another country.

    Thanks.

  • haha oh otacon he sould have gone for a degree in philosophy

  • Otacon is by far the dumbest genius alive.

  • Otacon wtf? You know damn well people bought those ripped jeans! XD

  • i love how Otacon doesn't even know what he's talking about lol

  • I just got many life lessons from Otacon...not really.

  • You gotta love Snake's frustration with Otacon's poor (and I use that term loosely) interpretation of all of these quotes.

  • Haha..awesome, some of those are so damn funny, and some i hadn't even heard while i played the game..thanks man..

    and yea, Rose irritates the shit out of me...i can't stand her!!

  • Snake: I think that's wrong...

    Otacon: shhhh shhh shh shh, you're wrong.

  • and so did a bird that got high on something that was so funny

  • I feel so sorry for Snake. Otacon is screwing him over.

  • Snake: "Hold on,I thought the idea of Original Sin was that you had to work even harder at being good because you were born evil."

    Otacon: "Er- Yeah! That too! Very good Snake!"

    Oh damn,Snake is smarter than Otacon.

  • ALL of MGS2 should have been this way.

  • At the "Care avoids err" dialogue, the text is so carefully written that Otacon utters "Err..." in the end...!!!

  • "Correction - it's becoming more deep!"

  • Mei blatantly got a piece of the Emmerich

  • XD yo otacon says the stupidest things i've ever heard, GO MIE LING!!!

  • A serious message from Hideo Kojima about ambiguity and misinterpretting words, presented light-heartedly :) Love MGS.

  • "Okay. If you say so..."

    "I do, Snake."

    Otacon is adorable when he's trying to be all 'srs bsns'. XD

  • I like how sanke trys to correct him and every time he does Otacon Fucks him over.

  • Otacon is a fucking duggy

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  • lol Snake was like *facepalm" all the way through.

    Who would need to save that many times during the tanker chapter.

  • someone who wants to see all of these

  • hmm touche lol

  • WTF?!!!

    Otacon and Mei Ling are...

    they had have...

    but without...

    and then..

    Mei Otacon ^^

    Otacon Ling ^^

  • I think snake is smarter than otocon

  • i liked the two last ones ^^

  • HA HA Mei Ling used a cheat sheet for her quotes. Sue I'll "discuss" that with her. LOL

  • The fuck are you on about? She's Chinese.

  • I really dislike it when people don't read the comments properly. Re read the comment. I said NOTHING about nationality. Ok just in case you are still having trouble. She mentioned she "used a cheat sheet" And when she said that she wanted to "Discuss" it with him, it sounded like kind of a flirt as to Let's get it on or could be nothing.

    Imagination goes a long way.

  • Guess again - Mei Ling is Chinese so why would she need a cheat sheet to tell Snake any of the proverbs to begin with? And Otacon is a Japanophile nerd.

  • Sorry, I should have been more specific. The mentioned she used a cheat sheet for Otacon