This guy is so fucking miserable. What a healthy relationship. "But if I hear one more word out of her mouth. I'm gonna take out my shotgun and blow her brains out! You fat cow!!!!"
My wife ( my wife) She's a pain in the ass I'd like to crack her in the skull and throw her body in the trash cuz every time she breaks my balls I wanna drop kick her in the head and watch her fall I said my wife (my wife) oh I used to love to be her man but now she's that fat pig driving in a mini van and now once a year when we fuck I feel like I'm sticking my dick in a mack truck she yells dont burp dont bark dont drink out of the bottle and take off your shoes take out the trash
hand over your cash everyday I lose everytime when I see her and she's running her trap I want to wrap my hands around her fat neck til it snaps my wife (my wife) oh what the fuck happened to me? I used to get laid and I was loaded with lots of money but if I hear one more word out of her mouth I'm gonna take out my shotgun and blow HER BRAINS OUT!!!! YOU FAT COW!!!!
You are great. But why are you fascinated by Howard's ball sack? My wife said that you are gay. I on the other hand dont believe that it true. I think that you just love ball sacks.
This guy is so fucking miserable. What a healthy relationship. "But if I hear one more word out of her mouth. I'm gonna take out my shotgun and blow her brains out! You fat cow!!!!"
TubeYouUser123ABC 2 years ago
Pure genius every guy thinking about getting married should listen to this song.
newbombturk99 2 years ago 3
Damn Funny
sabater 2 years ago
Sal is the best !!!
twinstickpete 2 years ago
Sal is a GENIUS, Howard needs to give him his own show but is probably afraid he would lose all his own ratings. SAL YOU ARE PINKEY'S UP!
salthestockbrokerfan 3 years ago
1-4-3
kernky 3 years ago
this is a great reason never to get married.
w1104717 3 years ago 2
his wife is absolutely fucken hot. way hotter than beth.
blastedontape 3 years ago 7
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Christine's a pretty girl but if you think she's better looking than Beth you're outta your fuckin mind.
marcojav1971 3 years ago
Chrisine looks way better than the starving horse Betho
k9feces 3 years ago 2
Wow. Sounds like someone's had some bad luck with women lately. XD
MilanKorr91 3 years ago
Not all wife--just his shrew at home.
rabidrabbitshuggers 3 years ago
marcojav1971 3 years ago
marcojav1971 3 years ago 2
Hi Sal this is Christine's emotional friend, and eh don't take it so bad buddy hehe I mean eh hehe seriously i think she's ok.
gbexplorer 3 years ago
Hey Sal,
You are great. But why are you fascinated by Howard's ball sack? My wife said that you are gay. I on the other hand dont believe that it true. I think that you just love ball sacks.
EliCash67 4 years ago
Funny bit
getorphan 4 years ago
It's 1-4-3 you fuckin retard.
marcojav1971 4 years ago 6
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4.1.3
garcianelson123 4 years ago
and sal wonders why his wife got a new friend......lol
doorman113681 4 years ago
This might be the greatest thing Sal has ever done. Funny stuff.
KingofCzars1 4 years ago 2
i want to wrap my hands around her fat neck until it snaps! What the fuck happened to me!
Great pics except for those ones 40-50 seconds in....just disgusting :P
TsumiAM91 4 years ago
Man I have been looking for this one, great post!
jontg429 4 years ago
Hahaha, oh man I have been looking for that one for a while! Thanks for posting it!
jontg429 4 years ago
Will some please upload a copy of Sal's parody of Nickelback's Photograph. I can't find it anywhere on Youtube!
kennedy78757 4 years ago
I have an emotional friend.
bottomofthehudson 4 years ago
So did President Clinton.
Dibrini 4 years ago
Let me get this straight, Sal is having marital problems? I can't believe it, he obviously loves her and treats her with the utmost respect.
Dibrini 4 years ago
Great wedding song:)
Daemoniel 4 years ago