Battlefield 3 G36C Gameplay - Mermaid Intercourse and Teamwork (BF3 Gameplay/Commentary)

[spirity17]

Something i like about bf3; All

Something i like about MW3: Nothing

So why I BBought Mw3? Im an idiot :/

[Boahneeeehy]

This next song is about mermaid murder, and it's called: MURMAIDER

[ObviousLedgend]

anyone wanna play bf3 on xbox add me: Commander Crumm

[david80828]

@ObviousLedgend sure, do you have a mic?? :S

[ObviousLedgend]

@david80828 yeah

[david80828]

@ObviousLedgend ok I will send it today

[ObviousLedgend]

i love playing engineer but i wish more people using recon would soflam helicopters and other stuff.

[Aleksisti]

Do a commentary where u'r using a shotgun with slugs and a rifle scope!

[1659Alexander1659]

Hey Pwn how old are u :D ?

[BugattiNinja]

You should do a video about the MK3A1. Who agrees

[MrThatcoolkid98]

all this time plyed pc i thought u played xbox

[Kalroth]

Fuck yeah mermaids get it in! The thing is that mermen are all like " ok you lay the eggs and I'll spaw on em" so naturally the mermaids look to humans for the pleasure sex :)

[linkedtheory]

you need to do g18 only video

[Ongoingpidgeon6]

does anyone still knife

[Panzerfisting]

@Ongoingpidgeon6

What for? It's faster to shoot people.

[zombiesmaster1000]

i took down a hellicopter with the m1911 supp. of course it had 1 health left

[55brickstudios]

did u try out the f2000

[MrFatpanda1234]

pwn show some gameplay of the hk53 on the engineer class

[WARLOCKakaTROLL]

Fuck u just talked for 8mins fast paced like u were trying to fit it all in. quality over quanity bro

[joshjl2]

dad so hows the tooth fairy. That bitch is fake!

[MrShaqalac]

If you think the G36C is great, you should try the M4A1, that gun will give you a boner, no matter if you are a dude or a chick

[espinoza901]

@MrShaqalac u hav som deep comedy bro and how do u no if girls grow penis's while using the m4a1

[MrShaqalac]

@espinoza901 That's just something you know, just like you know the Earth is flat. Look on the positive side, then they don't have to travel to Thailand to get a sex change

[roverrider]

Do you everr knife people?

[godzoila3]

Like u said. Ears count.

[TheUnl0ser]

well i think all fishes have an anus, so I guess you could still pound Ariel in the shitter....

[IamDemonOutcast]

Takes me back to 7th grade life science...

[nathanb1296]

I love your bf3 videos pwn, u always somewhat relevant topics and always use different guns :D

[hfyig]

can u look at ur 2 moabs 1 game and look on pg six pls i need help

[sander1435]

Do some m60e4 gameplay

[Parabloop3r]

What's your opinion of the burst-fire M4?

[TheRockinryan]

asexual reproduction? Mitosis? Bianary fission?

[altair117x]

I prefer the g36c with the reflex rds instead of holo. Don't know why but I cannot do well with the holo sight on this gun

[slimjim709]

bet mermaids get that in

[slimjim709]

big shlong at 7:49

[flashfreze]

2 people in your squad using "Squad Ammo". Come on...

[MRCLEVELAND18]

i think we would all love to see all of you guys play and see what funny shit comes up and who doesnt think about weird shit half the time lmao

[ArMY4NT]

thats the same setup i use man g36c wit holo sight and silencer

[LK85LeonKennedy85]

Use the same setup with ANY Engineer gun, but with the laser sight instead of the silencer. It is an amazing combo because the grip and the Holographic sight assist in longer ranged shooting, while the laser sight makes the hip fire incredibly reliable in a close quarters engagement. My favorite setup with every Engineer gun in the game and I even use it with some PDWs and Assault rifles.

[DGrecoVidz003]

So I'm new to bf3 so wat game mode is he playing?

[Voilamox]

@DGrecoVidz003 rush

[SuperSportsman2010]

@DGrecoVidz003 He's playing rush which is like demelition in cod except that every time you blow the mcom a new part of the map opens up and you have to blow up the mcom 4 times .

[DGrecoVidz003]

Mano e Mano Pesce e Pesce

[loligerlolzer]

that ride was hilarious^^

[mychgay]

dude ur funny as hell

[Theenigmaticpotato]

L85A2>All over assualt weapons. (In my opinion).

[BigBlackHasYourBack]

The one gun in BF3 that is overpowered is the USAS-12. THAT SHIT IS RIDICULOUSLY OP.

[MRCLEVELAND18]

@BigBlackHasYourBack your right but also at the same time to many people use that gun and i feel they scared to use any other gun and its always USAS-12 HOLO OR PKA-S SIGHT WITH FRAG ROUNDS AND the support or recon class i like the shotguns but jesus use other guns already its like they are handycapped from using any other gun

[jammyboy67]

@BigBlackHasYourBack I always find the famas killing me over any gun...

[sandemande2]

@BigBlackHasYourBack its only op with frag rounds

[IkerCasillasForever]

@BigBlackHasYourBack New Patch Will Reduce The Power!

[nintendo4ever123]

@BigBlackHasYourBack I got headshotted from a USAS12 from a the crane on Operation firestorm..

[HipPopVybz]

"hot little ginger child" lol

[MrKEGGUTS]

Honestly pwn i have like the mind annd ideas as you haha I listen to you as a fan of ur funny ass stories and partly ur gameplay. I swear u are the funniest person I listened to...

(floppy seaweed) JK bro!

[Rator28]

@iPwnstar4hire Hi

[rizaldeez]

Lol playing with dcru ftw

[Houfaaa]

io9(dot)com/5802301/how-to-hav­e-sex-with-a-mermaid

[ephandesign]

The "Do mermaids get it in?" slide at the end was the funniest shit I've ever seen haha.

I'm not sure if you've done a vid of this but it would be sick. Do a no optics L96 or SV98 video, please.

[jaredmills06]

I suspect they would reproduce like fish. Just spray their eggs and sperm into the sea and hope for the best haha. Unless we decide to look at people with Sirenomelia [Mermaid syndrome] who are commonly believed to be the origin on the mermaid myth. People with this condition can’t reproduce.

You are not the only one who contemplates these things hahaha.

[RadCarnage]

@jaredmills06 I had a loud laugh about your comment! lol

[MrBrianliv]

it depends on which half is the fish half don't ya think !!

[xXGamerxdudeXx]

I assume marmaids would get it in like some fish porn look that shit up pen if your that curious

[Sumosak]

@iPwnstar4hire how the hell do you have 147.37% accuracy with the M26 MASS?? do you get a bunch of double kills with it? i was looking at your stats on the battelog and saw that hahah

[Penguinfication]

I ALWAYS get the bad drivers that suicide everything, I get into a heli and 10 seconds later I imagine this goes through his mind - "CRUSH ALL THE HELIS"

[xRemiixCoder]

WTF TOOTH FAIRY IS FAKE!?!?!?! FUCK MY LIFE.

[mecole1995]

Lol I had the little mermaid in my head for the first half of this thnx pwn...

[buckhunter281]

hay pwn do u like rockstar games

[KiNGxHaVoCx]

Pwn you are badass and im glad i subscribed to you, but dear lord practice with the rpg. you miss 80% of the shots =P

[jimenez835]

Yo pwn do a round and use knife only and record.

[ballduster]

Isn't it obvious how mermaids get down? They. Just find a hot human guy and fuck him

[QcFrancois]

dude, you're have to be a stoner.

[oscisi]

Do one with SCAR-H! :)

[DavidMoreiraa]

3:22 pwn, you should have used the SMAW, because it's a damn sniper!

[Gavintheguy]

pwn dont be trippin its all about dat M60E4

[ZziRich]

Us mermaids tend to stick with oral sex anything apart from oral takes around 17 hours to perform and is extremely painful

[thisiserk]

one tip for the engineer class, use the explosives specialization, it gives you like 3 times more amo for your smaw/RPG

also, in addition to the asexual reproduction thing, some animals do reproduce sexually, but with themselves, hermaphroditic animals like snails will sometimes reproduce by "selfing", where it'll fertilize its own eggs. plants can also self fertilize.

[k3sk8ing]

@thisiserk Plants are asexual :P

[iMendozasaurus]

So no more paddycakes?? :(

[kratos948]

when i see a tank in front of me i bro rush him until hes on top of me then shoot him fuck yea dont mess with the crazy lol

[XEXPRODUCTIONS]

8===D~~~ I <3 PWNOGRAPHY.

[paco111ification]

Awwwww no pattycakes... lol

[gokugene]

one piece logic mermaids and fishmen

[MrYepitsjep]

Wait the tooth fairy isnt real

[TheMegaspawn007]

That's how I drive in real life...

[jawai97]

Mermaid laid egg!!

[broskiVids69]

You obviously didn't watch the little mermaid! She has a dad. DUH @ iPwnstar4hire !

[baddyr]

THAT DRIVER IS A .... LEGEND.

[TheKiddo1996]

Was DCRUColin part of NGT?

[ShockingMatty]

DCRU! <3 Pwn, have you ever rolled with Swordsman?

[Livforl4x]

its anal duh

[i2Lazy2BeLegit]

Baby Pwn - How's the Little Mermaid?

Daddy Pwn - She's DTF.

xD

[D4dak]

can anyone help me. when i try to play with friends online (xbox) i cant, i says the game session is no longer available. can someone help me out

[iTzzBurnleyX]

anyone wanna play BF3 xbox?? I'm pretty decent just all my mates are little cod fan boys. just message me

[robomouse210]

They do it through the mouth??

[WIDOW68]

Do mermaids reproduce via mitosis? That would be pretty sexy.

[rmcmillan19]

It's the best when a mermaid performs bass to mouth on you.

[dubey666manu]

dolphins don't have legs but they do have a penis. So i think mermaids have one to.

[showdixbros1234]

@ipwnstar4hire the usas frag rounds you cant tell me thats not completely over powered

[showdixbros1234]

who else thinks that the usas 12 frag rounds is he wors thing ever

[TheZero1204]

Pwn we all know mermaids "fin" each other

[shupa92]

Mermaids? DTF? Sure I think they are totally Down To Fish!

[ipsykd40]

i think aries has a dad so i guess there are meremen? (<=is that how u spell it)

[xx3070]

@DatSnipxaor3009 My dad finds mw3 to be so realistic that it's scary so i'm supposing Battlefield 3 would kill him.

[TheSnakemaniac567]

@DatSnipxaor3009 Actually it goes 1. Battlefield 3 2. Skyrim 3. Real Life 4.1080p 5. 720p 6. 480p 7. 360p 8. 240p 9. Mw3 :)

[DatSnipxaor3009]

@TheSnakemaniac567 Oh yea and i you forgot between 240p and mw3 is minecraft =D

[DrFindro]

@DatSnipxaor3009 Need I do a fanboy scale?

[95random464]

I'd love to see a duel comm with you and Colin.

[joneswashere1]

the first min in a half lmao mermaid. yea the G36 is badass the SG55 is great to and the Qbzz i forget the name sorry about that

[jonsku277]

pwn do a jet gameplay

[mchruss03]

Knife! Knife! I want to see Pwn try to use the Knife a little more! It is soo satisfying! ;)

[Loufoz]

Pwn please check my channel out i got some good bf3 gameplays and clips im working on a montage atm and it would be awesome if you just checked it out and tell me what you think! =)

Btw Love your gameplays and all! great channel! :)

[dmez33]

Fuck you PWN, I can't even play BF3 because I don't have a PC that can handle it or a system other than Wii. Fuck MW3. That game is garbage, I'm already going back to Famas Ops.

[MNightTomalan]

Sorry Pwn, but the Famas with grip and suppressor has such little recoil, and it just annihilates at any range. There's a reason it's so common and even DICE said it's OP.

[barronTV1]

where you on about DCRU Colin

[GuidetoSin]

Pwn a live communicational gameplay would be cool.. I have difficulties finding servers with ppl who would try and actually be a team instead of just playing solo for kills.

[iCoDsTarPwnGe]

i wanna see pown do some knife action hmmm hmmm

[McCammon70]

No we mermaids reproduce via asexually and the mermets actually develop in our breast.

Haha jk idk wtf im talking about lol

[midman112]

Mermaids reproduce asexually duh pwn, everybody knows that. And piranha aren't the voracious eaters everyone makes them out to be. They have times of active and inactive feeding times. They do go into a feeding frenzy but not on healthy animals most of the time the animals is wounded or dead. The more you know!

[BearMcBeast]

more Bf3

[CeltSfodster]

You need to find the epic jeep driver and interview him/her. Thats how rush should be done!

Do an l85a2 vid.... Probably best assault rifle in the game.

[peppie132]

I think mermaids just take their fin off or something.

[scoink3]

If you checkout this match on battlelog you'll see that he lost the game. So why did you namee the vid "teamwork" ? I'm not sure i believe your fraps crashing = /

[Jakal288]

Pwn use the g3 under barrel MASS then heavy barrel and 6x scope if you can use those attachments for a challenge

[jordanw125]

@Jakal288 I beast with that, except ACOG.

[ZiJuno]

Does a prostitute class pregnancy as a work related accident?

[MrBananaman999]

@NEzFiA he's past commander

[MrBananaman999]

@HrFlodhest Are you joking? Or are serious? Lol. He's fake incase you didn't know.

[talyorct]

Mermaids can suck my balls



[MrBananaman999]

@as12er5 haha. We? Just you.

[ELITEbandage]

R.I.P pwns fraps

[MrBananaman999]

I love this gun

[amaarmc]

Mermaid's reproduction is by using "Parthogenosis"

[iDudetv]

Mermaids having sex? Sounds a bit fishy...

[iDudetv]

Mermaids having sex? Sounds a bit fishy....

[Swordie100]

Fapfapfapfap

[llamasorus]

Pwn I'm here to hear about what nasty shit you think about at night!

[MoeDynasty]

Hey how did you meet up with DCRU??

[wcw2793]

Could you do a review of the M4A1 or the SIG553?

[Greatfood123]

my favourite gun in the engineer class is g53 but i havent unlocked g36c or the qbz-95b or whatever it is called yet though

[iFanXbox]

hey pwn i wanna send you a birthday present but there is a problem with the mail in my country,so please make the v log like 4-7 days after your B-Day so more people have time to send you things

[shitlinski]

so pwn how about brittany spears? 4:16

[CloudieV]

@TheGodhand79 i didnt say hipfiring i mean recoil in general. i do use the grip all im saying is that it feels like they gave the lmgs more recoil. mybe thats just me but you got my comment wrong.

[as12er5]

BF3 sucks we want MW3 vids

[snugglebear97653]

@as12er5 no we dont? haha....faggot

[BlindfireGuitar]

@as12er5 Go to bed. The grown-ups are having a conversation here.

[xxjakaxx13]

@as12er5 WE? speak for your self litel bitch :D

[Flaptothejack]

@as12er5 Do you currently own BF3? Or are you just mad cause MW3 Flopped harder than a dolphin on dry land?

[Mookie4965]

@Flaptothejack no he does not own bf3 and he is a typical cod sheep who talks shit about it just because most of his hero commentators suck at it and dont upload it and he most likely tried it and realized there is actually recoil on the guns and no deathstreaks in the game and got owned and rage quit just like every other cod fag who talks shit on battlefield....the end

[Flaptothejack]

@Mookie4965 Amen

[moodydoyle]

@Flaptothejack HEY NOW!!!!! I happen to own mw3 and bf3... and there's no question mw3 was more of a failure than a dolphin on dry land.

God... sometimes I wish people would get their facts straight! :)

[Flaptothejack]

@moodydoyle lol

[jarniej]

@as12er5 who are we?

[wtfkindofnameisthis1]

famas for noobs!

[Massieh23]

What is the dildo gun make a vid about it ps nice vid

[MrScreamer216]

Pwn, this is your video, i did come here for a commentary about mermaid intercourse.



[ImUncreative100]

@iPwnstar4hire Can you maybe add a little more sniping in BF into the mix? I LOVE seeing you hit those headshots!

[LKodiak]

5:24 Yeah, that's what you don't see in Cod :)

[HrFlodhest]

Wait... Is the toothfairy FAKE!? D:

[TsaFsk]

I'm used to playing with myself...

[tarapak1]

Yea

[kjelll98]

if they get on land their tails go away and they get legs and stuff

[CmpositSanta]

They are called seamen! ;-)

[istrooper2]

Mermaids? Easy, the same way Fish do it.