Sonichu - Episode 1! The Audiobook! "Sonichu's Origin"

[Yggdrasill4]

Well that's cute, little children make the funniest oblivious stories, I remember making a couple sonic comics when I was 7-8 years old too.

[SGTSoap281]

6:25 I did some counting. In total, including Sonichu and Rosechu's spawn, as well as Simonchu there are FORTY electric hedgehog pokemon. And they are all absolutely fucking useless. No, wait... if you include the alternate versions of the Asperchu Chaotic Combo, that brings the total to FORTY-SEVEN. FORTY-SEVEN OF THESE USLESS CHARACTERS.

[tinypepa]

Can't get over "chillin'."

[Terryracoon]

If i didn't know so many.... Disturbing, details about chris's "life" (DAMN YOU CWCWiki!).... I'd assume this is some kind of sattire, and playing for laughs.... But NOPE! He's just retarded... He's the personification of all bad stereotypes regarding autistics, christians, and sonic fans....

[ShurikenRain3]

sweet, Skies of Arcadia music



[sango290]

"lost his tail in a brutal fight"

If you see the origin comic it shows some crazy ass chick just waltzing up and tearing the damn thing off.

Not sure what the brutal fight was.

[ThatDisembodiedVoice]

FUCK YEAR SONICHU

GREATEST WEB COMIC EVER

ALL THOSE AUTISTS WHO HATE THIS ARE JUST JELLY OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR RECOLOR WILL NEVER BE AS FAMOUS AND THE ORIGINAL ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON

[LisaChuUK]

I feel like one of the characters from the comic... :/

my surname is Chu and I'm also quite yellow...

[eitrig]

Zap to the extreme!

[Majorasword64]

I love how in this 'comic' he is the best at everything.

[Majorasword64]

I think iI'm almost brought to tears to the utter failure of this shitfest.

[Kirbychu1]

For some reason I feel like joining the Navy.

[motocrossx99]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood tried to option this as a screenplay...

[wishydude]

boss

[dragonbattles]

I had to see how bad sonichu actually was... and it's even worse than I thought. I mean, looking at the comic, I was figuring, "Wow, all of these people are being so mean to this kid... wait........ how old is he?!!!!" Dear god. That's just... wow. You have amazing patience for narrating this comic. The bubbles made this bearable.

[MjXllcommando]

do you have the issue where he breaks into the guys house, shoots both of his legs off and steals his girlfriend? that was my favorite.

[sigmundur]

skip to 8:35 for the spoiler, for all who don't (yet) know of cwc.

[kingpen]

I'm so glad I didn't watch the whole thing, I'd probably end up like the guy at the end of, " Banana Phone~!"

[Whyamibzsdmh]

BAHAHAAHAH!!!!

Oh my god! I can't belive Chris Chan actually published this shit XD

This is not a fan character, this is a discrace to the sonicfag community! BWAHAHA!

And that's quite fucking low.

[avojaifnot]

If my Pokemon ever transformed into an anthropomorphic monstrosity that looks like a horrible Sonic the Hedgehog OC, I would shoot myself.

[TheSterTubeNEW]

Chris Chan is one hell of a autistic nigger.

[Majorasword64]

@TheSterTubeNEW He brings shame to them.

[tunnelrake]

i love this so much

zap to the extreme, brothers

[twl81]

foreveralone.jpg

[apriswajaya]

I have to say tho his handwritting is really good... Unless it was typed in

[30072743]

@apriswajaya he puts in the text seperately

and come on it's fucking COMIC SANS that shit sux

[NoxVulpes]

4:06 dat hair. Tunnel Snakes rule!

[reno1333270]

Why am I watching this shit...

[archerdeejay]

there is no god isnt if there where any would chris chan even exsist ?

[rundevil11]

And the author is in jail now? sad days my friends, sad day.

[OverLordL4harl]

@rundevil11 chris chan is in jail? HEYYEAHYEAHEYAHEYEHAYEYAHEYAHY­E

[fman400002]

Which is worse? Sonichu or one more day?

[doggygenesis]

as painful as It is to say I think it's rather a very cute fanfic........FANFIC.......it'­s not a great one but somehwat......no nevermind he has cwcville........ugh I hope i don't write stories THIS bad XP

[karsten69]

the creator of this story is awaiting his sentence. that's right Chris got arrested.

[Soniman032]

@karsten69

Where, how, and why?

[karsten69]

@Soniman032 His mother got arrested too. for nearly running someone over with a car and not stopping to see if they were hurt (how I understood it), assault of security guards, and trespassing. it was at a game convention and they had thrown him out for bad behavior, where he assaulted the guards and gained illegal entrance. minimum 1 year in jail maximum 10 years and a 100,000 $ fine. I think it was.

[TheRsp88]

Maaaan... I love these audiobooks, but I wish I knew the music used on these videos....

To clarify, yes, I aware that the music for this video comes from the Skies of Arcadia OST, but I have no idea which songs they are. Sorry, people who played that game!

[Fearthespines]

I just started laughing to tears immediately after you said the first word.

...Sonichu...

[KCwellard]

Hm, 2 minutes in and I can't be assed anymore. This is boring.

[legomovieman94]

I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or a bad thing that you used

Skies of Arcadia music for this.

[ArnuxsGaming]

Damn those speech bubbles are annoying... Y u add them?

[trainmanlars]

>Rosechu

>spunky

>mfw

[cloudycolacorp]

a GIRL raichu

[akeel456]

This makes life seem pointless.

[Adeldee]

Umm...nice music I guess? lul

[otaku559]

I love life.

[kahah2]

why have i got the sudden urge to join the navy? meh, yvan eht nioj folks!

[SupaMarioX]

6:20 Cherry cola? ......Wat.

[SupaMarioX]

Only occasionally was your annotations MILDLY annoying, but most of the time they were fucking HILARIOUS.  xD

[XxBoosterKillerxX]

His father died.

[grandmasterreggaex]

@XxBoosterKillerxX Cool story bro.

[XxBoosterKillerxX]

@grandmasterreggaex Thanx

[wowviewer]

Oh wow. I heard things about Sonichu that was bad, but I just had to see it to see how low it is. My God is it low >.< How did you manage to become sane enough to read this outloud in a monotone ? lol

[Zoroark50]

Naitsirhc: A ginger anti-hero who is also Giovanni's son.

Silver: A ginger anti-hero who is also Giovanni's son.

Why exactly couldn't Chris have used Silver?

[ItsKotic54]

ORIGINAL CHARACTER

DO NOT STEAL!

[2xFacePalm]

must u put so many box in the video?

[MC0Mijado]

I`m drunk as fuck and this comic still sucks ass. Goddammit Chris! You really deserved the money CWC though you was making, doing this audiobooks was probably a trip to beyond hell and back.

[corebore13]

This is going to hurt my brain really badly after I'm done with this.

[poopskinTheLiar]

You deserve credit for turning a unreadable trainwreck into pure comedy.

[wespolly]

Am I the only one that realized that music from Skies of Arcadia was used in this? o_0

[Chayraz2]

For every epic win there must be an epic failure.

When Chocolate and peanut butter collided for the first time, the universe was massively out of balence, there was just too much win.

To restore order to the cosmos, a raging, obese, and autisitc virgin manchild fused Pikachu and sonic together to create Sonichu.

And that's why this faggotry must exist.

[XIIIBAER]

@Chayraz2 You must be the holiest man in all of the universe.

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@Chayraz2

The production of cigarettes exist in order to restore order to the cosmos? Interesting.

[Chayraz2]

@ThePoopcornMachine Probably not, but it's a nice joke.

[PuraChanChii]

@Chayraz2 oh god i almost pissed myself

i had to save this comment for future lulz

[NotTooWellKnown]

This will be my 3rd time watching the series, lets see how sonic recolors lead to cross dressing

[highchief42]

I am about to watch all of these. God help me...

[FinalAluxes]

why...why did you put Skies of Arcadia music on this...WHY?!

[DarkWizardMonkey]

Why does Sonichu call Chris his father? Its not like he was born from Chris's anus. Oh wait...

[Gg66dolphin]

there are more words in this than in Ctrl-Alt-Delete....that's saying something

[heepy1]

PUNCHY...

PUNCHY

[LoPuFi]

So, how many brain tumors chris-chan has?

i would guess something like 1 big one and 20 other small ones

[chilaquilman]

9:01 is pure gold

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Makes me ashamed to be a sonic fan n_n

[shamfyre]

Whoever that is making the comments, your autism is even worse than Chris's. Just saying.

[619stanley]

1:32

good lord....

[lumpythebored]

3:09 no clue why but i cracked up

[pilebomber]

There needs to be like a illlustrated Lost issue creepypasta based on Cwc's Sonichu comic which his actual self is trapped inside it in a pararel universe of what he created inside his on mind where everyone get's back at him.

[sonicGTA]

8:40 YOUR FACE GOD DAMMIT!

[ZPSFILMS]

So..sooo...SOOOO good!

[asukafan133]

Then sega and nintendo sued the fuck out Chris chan for likeness issues

[rainman1344]

Nait sirhc is backwards = Chris Tain

[BTCforlife]

The kind of quality writing you can only get from a virgin with rage...

[Shadestars]

omg....I only just discovered sonichu....my girlfriend was just asking what comic book to read next, I have no choice but to suggest this grand tome filled with adventure and inventive plot-twists!

[Dinoscarex]

OMG "i need a girlfriend"

TO MUCH INFORMATION!!

[megaawsomeaustin]

0_0

[TreborsWorld]

How you did this with a straight face, I will never know.

[Orthropox14]

and then Duke Nukem fucked sonichu up. and then Duke Nukem made things badass. the fuckin end, bitch

[videogamenostalgia]

@Orthropox14 And then Duke Nukem was in a fucking terrible game. And then he died. And then Chris was a tomgirl. The end.

[ChainsawTam]

@Orthropox14 Nothing is more badass than the electric hedgehog pokemon.

[Zoroark50]

Chris... what have you done to Silver? Why are you calling him Naitsirhc?

[BootyFister]

I downloaded this issue and tried to read it, but my brain started melting, so I had to stop.

[Pwnisher248]

4:11 is my favorite drawing of Chris. Gotta love his Ace Ventura hair.

[HomemadeMilkshakes14]

This should've been written by Peter Chimera...

[ToughTheWigglytuff]

Some people say Sonichu was sattire and sucked on purpose. To them I say, "cool story, bro".

[HeyItsMeChadWarden]

I love reading the sonichu comics! <333 ^.^ they give me teh lulz

[XSouthXNightX]

"She alway keep her heart save for her sonichu."

[rptheory]

9:35

I NOW HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO JOIN THE NAVY.

[feh2]

Your annotations are not funny. 

[robokill387]

@feh2 in your opinion.

[Sinadins]

The biggest fail of this comic is that everything was spoon-fed to the reader. Chris didn't let them figure anything out at all.

[robokill387]

@Sinadins actually, as the comic goes on, it's biggest fail is that it doesn't explain anything to the reader as to what's going on, making it totally incomprehensible.

[robokill387]

@deviltetsuo555 that's the point. it's chris's job to explain what's going on, but you need annotations just to understand it.

[deviltetsuo555]

@robokill387

yea forgive that last comment i miss understood what you were saying.

[C0ldHum0r]

..............FUCK YOU CHANDLER

[kirby53211]

-.- wow....

[TheBlueExplosion9000]

If Amy Fused with Richu, Wouldn't it be Roschu?

[Protectorett]

I know it's only one of a great many stupid things in this comic, but it always bugged me how Rosechu's name was decided. Add it to the list I suppose.

[moondragono9]

this series makes me sad. how lonely can you be? i hope he gets the help he need soon. :(

[drquito]

This is shit.. how gay and idiotic is this... OMG.. whoever did this needs mental help

[RoninCatholic]

@drquito Trust me, the series only goes downhill from here.

[Bulconmark3]

I couldn't stop laughing when the Skies of Arcadia OST kicked in

[C0ldHum0r]

Isnt this illegal

[Yourebuying]

Five mies.

[TurkMTC]

@Yourebuying Hedgegog.

[GinoTheSpy]

chris is a tomgirl faggot cum swallowing pig

[videogamenostalgia]

'I was hit by a rainbow and now I have transformed' is my new excuse for not handing in my college essays...

[XBigB0ssX]

NAITSIRHC WAS HERE

KEL IS A LOSER

[hanchiman]

After three years since the release of this audiobook, I just realised this song is from the forgotten classic Skies of Arcadia XD (spiritual prequel of Valkyrie Chronicles another great game).

[ItsTehJared16]

im the mayor of CWCville not you

[Kicksalotofassasarus]

HOLY SHIT!

[Azraelseraphim]

@Skunk112x I've seen a lot of autistic people on youtube and in everyday life and I honestly believe Chris Chan was misdiagnosed and on top of that his parents raised him in a shitty way with shitty values.

[aomtr333]

What is this? Why was this recommended to me after watching a video about cats meowing?

[Deflecto3]

That must have been hard to do without laughing.

[xiRoNikzKillAx]

What the fuck is this shit?!!!11!!ONE111

[HoudiniTheHamster]

That made me lose 20 IQ points

[PeterDavisYeah]

@Skunk112x Chris is not autistic. He is mentally and physically retarded.

[torakokoneko]

@PeterDavisYeah chris is autistic. he was diagnosed at a young age.

[USBTRYHARD]

Chris-chan is a terrible writer.

[Darkninja105]

Why the hell does this even exist?

[MRWWAYSS]

Can we please get the DRAMATIC READING version?

[OMGBEARS]

4:11

CHRIS CHAN IS ELVIS!!!

[Pacmanghost]

At 4:25, when he says "Let's tour my section of the cartoon world!" he's not kidding. He ACTUALLY believes that a cartoon world exists, and that this is all real in some world parallel to ours. He's being dead serious when he says that. Which is fucking hilarious.

[ShazMurasame]

@Pacmanghost oh god imagine if it were true....

brb making my own cartoon where there's a machine that makes people into GOD >____>

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Pacmanghost I think it's pathetic, but everything pathetic about him is funny as hell. Facepalmingly frustrating, but funny.

[stickfighter9]

I'd like to see this narrated by Edwyn Tiong.

[Spiritplumber]

Vivian, you ruined Skies of Arcadia for me :P

[roryrazmataz]

@Spiritplumber Same. ;A; Oh god two seconds in and I started screaming. Noooooo not SoA!!

[Athils]

3:48 Say "now" one more time motherfucker, I dare you!

[1Stalker1]

I can't find a perfect facepalm for this video. A normal facepalm won't do it.

[artman40]

"...this is his story and nothing less!"

Wrong!

[R0DK0K0]

Honestly dude, I just shit my pants this was so bad... You are a soulless person for releasing that castrophany unto the world, I hope you die and so does everyone else man, but i love you

[TheAngelicBytch]

1) This is crap, no question, but the audiobooks make it so much better, especially with the "regular" narrator appearing later on.

2) Everyone that isn't Chris is a troll. NO EXCEPTIONS. EVER. It's his damn fault really, because he brought it on himself.

3) I know a guy that's trying to do a comic/improve his art in general. He's looking at this dreck to see what NOT to do. Basically doing what was done in this "comic" is what NOT to do in comics in general.

[Pelicomics]

What program was used to zoom in/ move the pictures?

[thereaIblackcerberus]

I love how Chris has like, six fucking hairstyles on the same goddamn day.

[apekoppeke11]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx yeah! spam this thing! xp

[masterofall66]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx I love you.

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx LOOK AT THAT DUCK, GODDAMN

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx lolwut? Silly faeg, pingas are 4 nubz!

[MsDevilKitty]

That rainbow is... full of fail..

[MightyMonkeyWrench]

4 yr old made a comic ?

[666lilnickY]

my fucking iq just went down like 50 points for watch this.

[NateSeale15]

BLACK SONICHU?!?!?! LMFAO XD

[QuicklimeTime]

Ah, Skies of Arcadia. A game where a group of balanced, originally-designed heroes with unique abilities use charisma and intuition (ignoring comparitively trivial matters) in order to combat antagonists who, although evil, have valid motivations such as indoctrination and loyalty to tradition. The world is pure escapist, grounded in fantasy, but also incredibly immersive and complex.

What its doing as a backdrop to SONICHU therefore is a fucking mystery.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

i was hit by a rainbow and now, i'm STUH-RAIGHT.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

how the fuck do you draw this bad? i made better shit when i was 7.

[animangaweee]

MIND F@#%*!!!!!

[sonic5993]

.....I.....Its just that.......I can't even think a way to describe this.

[ScoopsTherobotreal1]

Steven Morressey as Christian Weston Chandler

[awseomethehedgehog]

WOW what a awseome comic

[chickenman120]

i just noticed naitsirhc is christian spelled backwards ooo very clever

[chickenman120]

"your as beautiful as a rose, i need a new name" gee i wonder where thats going :l

[SOSdanChoreBoy]

You... disgraced Skies of Arcadia music for this?