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  • I like the new videos alot better!!! 

  • everyone is equal every race is equal only difference is pigments and upbringing stop trying to say your better than anybody else cause your not and you make an ass of yourself... im dericting this comment to anyone who says there race is better

  • @turtletarian2 Ah but the upbringing is what makes a person is it not so perhapse the person with the better upbringing IS better

  • @turtletarian2 P.S I'm not rasist I just wanted to point out your stupidity

  • @Pedofied ok sir 

  • True

  • OMG haha you are so friggin awesome! I agree with almost every single one of your vids that I have seen. Plus you're super cute ;)

  • OMG SHUT UP YOU ARE CUTE!! im tired of hearing you joke that youre ugly and shit.

  • This NAACP is crazy. And before people jump on me, I do not have anything against blacks, in fact I am half black. And we are all equal finally(except gays....I'm just saying) so why do we need organizations? I'm half black and I never heard of NAACP till recently.

  • i wona be in the super happy fun club ;)

  • fuck yeah...tell it how it is phill!

  • homie, You are extra right about the NAACP.... yeah... mind you I am African American... so trust not all African American are like that

  • lol ur shirt is white ur creamish just so u no homie

  • kinda got pissed off there for sec didnt ya

  • That was amazing.

    it's like you went in my head and pulled out my thoughts.

    fucking KUDOS

  • omg you are awesome

  • hey kenfo0 i think that maybe just maybe u have a little too much time on ur hands and are going to deep with what phil is saying. these videos are thoughts and observations......comedy

    remove the pickle from ur bum and try to stay away from dill.............you hole!!!

    love u SXE PHIL!!!

  • You should also think stuff through before you say it. Oh and explain WHY, like Phil.

  • Agreed. This Is Whyy I Enjoyy Watchingg Phil,, Cause He Has Thaa Courage To Sayy Whaa A Lot Of People Dont. And I Think It Needs To Be Said. In One Of His Other Videos He Talks About Making Fun Of People Will Onlyy Be Racist Once Yuee Start Excludingg People. Just Take A Joke. And Stop Going On Abaat Things Yuee Dont Understand..Yuee Probablyy Heard Yurr Parents Or Grandparents Talkingg And Yuee Thought Yudd Get Involved...JHEEEZ!! I Love Yuee Phil <3

  • I think i lost brain cells reading your comment.

  • lmfao (:

  • What the fuck did i just read?

  • lolwut

  • lolshot

  • "So its Friday 22nd, 2008 and....."

    Video uploaded Feb. 21, 2008. Can Phil go back in time to upload the video before it even happened? He is amazing :O

  • He can kick the sky out of the sky.

  • you´re so right phil.same here in germany...ha germany? you´re the guys who killed the jews..fuck you...eem NO..thats like 60 years ago

  • agreed

  • @rokkstaa ya you ppl killd over 6000000 jews not the same as them ovning  sleves

  • I don't understand the repartions idea when nobody alive has acutally lived through that. nobody owes anyone anything, fucking stop with the bullshit and just because i'm white doesn't mean i somehow stomped your people down some 200 years ago. it just didn't happen. stop the guilt trip and actually try doing something with your life than acting like a emo bitch boy that has no plans for the future than be a bitch

  • well said phil

  • true always stupid people worrying about the stupid past, ha. I hate that so much. My father always does, he hasn't get much far that way, my mom instead does the opposite and me too, we are way better than that crap. And he doesn't even support us.

  • Seeing as phil is in the top ten most subbed, your argument makes no sense whatsoever.

    Seriously, if you're going to troll, at least get your facts right.

  • @Dollarbob troll

  • Im srry,

    imean he has good points to his videos and every thing,

    but this dude..

    looks like he is wearing a mask.

    Like, an ugly one.

    But hey its okay, still luv em right?

  • thank you phil keep it real man

  • " Omg Phil actually really fat and ugly in person " lmaoooo

  • @Michael1705efc and so are you

  • @XUchihaXMadara666 I was quoting what he said in the vid r tard.

  • some good points made phil, kudos. i hate the fact that just because your black your automatically on the moral high ground.

  • for a sec there i thought that he was wearing a straight jacket. O.O

  • seriously Phil...best video ever...no lie, you tell it like it is man, why should i be sorry because some Europeans (also white) 500 years ago bought Africans to do work for them?

    not cool man

  • actually, europeans got the slaves and then brought most of them to america, only the ones which wern't good enough for america were sent over here

  • the only thing I disagree with in this like should black people get advantages debate is... Well, a lot of young black people are just plain poor because of the racism in the past and some young white people are rich because of the same reason. Im just saying that even though the past is the past its still effecting todays generation's social status.

  • Do you move every February?

  • dude he does...lol

  • i can do interesting and weird

  • lol "I'm an idioti"

  • YOUR SUCH A HOTTIE!

  • Cool; The first video that shows his newest place. Great vid :)

  • thanks for voicing this opinion Phil

  • haha this is awesome

  • I totally agree on the front of white people having to feel guilty for being white... For one thing: WE CAN'T HELP IT! and I feel really bad for white MEN even more because you are completely screwed on the feminist, racist and Whatever-else-ist front...

  • idk i rather enjoy being a white man. wouldn't rather be anything else in the slightest. except it would be cool to be blue eyed and blonde haired, thats about the only thing that could be better.

  • Nope I would rather be a green man. There is nothing better.

  • I got to disagree with that orange is way better. I mean they won't be able to make fun of you since it won't rhyme which will lead it to be not funny. Point is? They won't be funny.

  • @BlaccChief being the main male character in an Anime? thats better :D

  • Why does race even have to be focused on? For any race?

  • hey evo1776, because people dont see everyone as equals, if they did that, one would'nt even need the word "race", or ask stupid questions like, where are you from, to which i always respond from my apartment.

  • lol...I always say "here"...

  • I love you your are soo funny!

  • fav video of his

  • 1:24 is hilarious

  • I'm gunna go out on a limb here and say....soap?

  • lmao

  • Phil, you have really clear skin...how the hell do you do that??

    geeze....

  • you make me laugh so much! i wish you would come by my town or somewhere near by so i could meet you! i bet you'd be a really fun person to party with!

  • Well, he said he has a kidney problem (PKD), and sometimes kidney problems cause you to retain water, which can cause weight gain.

  • "two digits, that shit's crazy!" lol

  • lol u saaid friday 22nd and it says video was added on the 21st

  • i dnt know man. naacp might be asking for apologies but im not...

  • lol. i do that all the time.

  • screw you honky lol

  • lmfao.

    everyone took history in highschool.

    i watched that over and over.

    you make me laugh so much no sound comes out.

    bahahahahaha

    ily

  • hahahahaha huge huge ass.... wow

  • perhaps u needed a hug here lol

  • i dont expect you to feel guilty why r you so angry in this video jesus (i can feel the hate radiating through the screen) the NAACP (made a long time ago)is just try to help other african amercans mabey they should be a little moe organized but its the thought..

  • i say everyone make fun of everyone...we are a funny species xD. laugher > hatred...always

  • hey, you probably dont read comments from ur videos from forever ago, but i just have to say that feb. 22nd was the worse day of my life. umm so on that day a police officer in a motorcade in dallas, tx riding with hillary clinton lost control of his bike and died instantly. i know it probably doesnt mean anything to you but he was my father and the best cop ever. i miss him a lot.

  • damn that sux im srry

  • Right on lol

  • 1:23-1:27 Total Dane Cook impression!

  • Too bad the date of the video says February 21, 2008.

    Not February 22, 2008.

    So either you suck, or YouTube sucks.

    Or maybe there were timezone discrepancies...?

    I'm black and I think the NAACP is useless, if that makes you feel better about the crazy black people. They gave Aaron McGruder an award for the Boondocks (Which I love more than life) but get mad when other people make fun of stereotypes... o.O

  • the NAACP gave the boondocks an award?!?!?!?! how is that possible. i thought the NAACP was all for the advancement and like learning and shit and they gave props to a show that says nigga like every other word?!

  • Because when black people make fun of black people it's perfectly ok. Duh! =P

  • that is fucked up.

  • ur my hero...

    andu r sooo sexy!

    <3

  • no... he sxe =]

  • You are so totaly right! My family always is like black people are better then with people just because they are black (I'm White) And i just don't get it, its stupid.

  • Phillip you win at life.

  • agreed

  • Another comment out of a million, but I really like the way you responded to the over reaction.

    Really love your videos.

  • i 100% agree the only excuse blacks n other minorities w.e give is that they were slave for over 100 hundred yrs n the whiteman is bringing us down...WOOPTY-DO go open up a book cuz other racis were slave n treated wat worse, for instance im greek n they've been slaves n they dont always bring that up so i think that blacks should get over it

  • You are so ridiculously right, Phil.

    The way I see it, as long as certain races are blaming other races for stuff that happened in the past that no longer affects anyone, there will always be racism.

  • I couldn't agree more with you. There are too many black people who act as if white people have a bill to pay. The white boy that sat next to you in math class didn't ever hit you with a whip. They shouldn't have to apologize for something that didn't happen to you. I bet you that 99.99% of the black people today have never even seen a cotton field before. I know I haven't. If racism is ever going to go away, we need to leave it in the past where it belongs.

  • i somewhat agree with you but it's not racism that killing people it now classim

  • 2:48-2:52 sounds like you smoked a joint.

    Maybe it' just me, but whatever :3

  • haha, that's so true.

  • Yes, thank god someone said it.

  • I agree with Phil. I'm part Native American, and I don't shove "Manifest Destiny", "smallpox infested blankets",or "thanks for helping us Pilgrims, but now we'll kill your men,rape your women and steal your land" in the white man's face. And no, despite how sarcastic the previous statement sounded, I really do back Phil up. Come on, even the Jews don't rub the Holocaust in Germany's face! Learn from the past and move on!

  • And this guy is fucking retarded.

    Oops, did i let that slip?

  • wow dude. just leave phil alone. hes expressing his opinion, he didnt ask for yours

  • omfg, haha.

    no not phil.

    phil is fuckin awesome.

    I was replying to someone else.

    they left a flame comment so i replied to that, and it apparently didnt show up underneath their comment. :/

  • as a black i agree with everything phil said. we are stuck in the past and then black pl get mad when i say this.i have no beef with white pl. the white pl i no have nothing to do with slavery.and im not african american im not a slave im a BLACK AMERICAN. and proud to be it

  • hell fucking yeah! im black and i feel the same way

  • I get picked on all the time! My family came from Ireland in the 1920's, so missed that "slavery" thing. I'm only 15 years old right now! I, every time I'm picked on, offer them reperations in the form of a 3-piece KFC meal. Then my ass gets beat. I kinda deserve it. The moral of the story is... ummm.... I want some popcorn chicken now....

  • phil looks like he's sittin on the pot this whole video... and I hate it when some black people are the biggest racists on the planet, like jesse jackson and al sharpton. and you can call me white, i dont care! Ill call you black, who gives a crap? It's not racist, it's a statement of fact. Especially since most AFRICAN-AMERICANS are not even from AFRICA. I'm not german, or swiss-american, im simply AMERICAN and WHITE! wtf, stupid racists.

  • I couldn't agree more, very well written (just to be clear I'm not being sarcastic).

  • So i dont think anyone could have said it better. im tired of having to apologize for shit that i had nothing to do with. like, whens the last time YOU picked cotton, asshole? i dont give a shit if your great great great grandfather was a slave, YOU live in a bigger house than i do AND get more help with college than i do. am i allowed to call that racism? no. never.

  • THANK you Phil.

    I hate that black people can blatantly call me whatever the hell they feel like and if I so much as utter the word 'black' to them I'm called racist. It freaking annoys me. What did -I- do to them?! I'm not even 'American', I come from another country, Ireland. Sure, I'm 'white' but that doesn't mean that my country had black slaves, in fact WE were slaves.

    And what about English people? Do they have every right to be mad at Irish people for enslaving them yeeaaars ago?

  • if you weren't intelligent,

    you'd be the exact same thing as dane cook.

    not that i don't love dane cook, and you.

    :/

  • never realized that, they sound and look the same, and have the same witty comic attitude. i mean, ya they r da same

  • u kno what's fucked up? more white people know what NAACP mean then black people.

    BET was asking on spring break...no black person they spoke to knew what it meant, yet the first white guy they went to did.

  • dOUble dIGitS

    thAt shiZ cRAzY!

  • phil ftw

  • THERES A GUY IN YOUR WINDOW...

    jk..

    that was retarded.

  • agreed.

  • youre not uglyy!! and i dunno about thaa fat part lmao!! but you have adorableee big puppy eyes thaa cutest smile!! and thaa cutest dimple and cutee hairr youre like soo freakingg cute and when you smile its probably cuter dont say youre ugly lmao

  • Haha.. good one. That dude was fucked up.

  • i totally agree with what you said about the NAACP

    its so stupid and its just keeps going

    blah blah blah

  • Who else thinks this man should run for president? am i right or am i right??

  • omg i just wrote that under one of his videos

    lol

  • aren't we all colored?

  • just diffrent colors

  • technically we are all are colored if you think about it

    we are not white either

    we are more the tanis crayon

    lol

  • well if youre gonna go with white and blak people that would make us shaded :) (cuz black and wite are shades not colors)....sry bout that im just rely bored cuz its summer vacation... :D

  • its all right

    technically you are right

    i think

    lol

    im bored during summer vacation to

  • Umm... shades of what... Grey? They are all colors. We are all coloured tho, but just get your facts right before posting. (coming from a black guy)

  • that rant made so much sense. damnit youre the shit phil!

  • its ok phill im black n its kool

  • "huge huge ass" :P

  • Yeah, I hate this shit about "well your grandfather opressed my grandfather and for what ever reason that makes this make sense, I should hate you and call you a bastard." I mean seriously, who the bloody hell cares? People tell me to may face (and I'm white) that white people are bastards, have been bastards, and always will be bastards thanks to them being racists. Now tell them to listen to what the fuck they just said.

  • Very good speech skills.

  • OMJESUS! YES.

  • negetive discrimation is still discrimination

  • I'm black and I agree as well

  • i think ur hot...

  • im balck

    and i agree with you

  • im balk too@!!11!!

  • ye im balk too!

  • im not ignerqant meanie T_T so plz im not ignorant and so plz dont call me D:<

  • Yes, you're completely right. Someone else out of millions that knows about the Duke lacrosse rape case and its utter false-ness-ness.

  • ROFL, this is great.

  • i love you

    you speak your mind :)

    your not racist your just sayin your opinion and i understand u completely

    i even agree with you, you have a good point

    and just to let you know im mixed race :)

    and i wernt offended whatsover and anyone who was is a bit of a prick to be perfectly honest

    :)

    x

  • WOW :D

    FINALLY. Someone who actually says what needs to be said! <3 your show, Phil! :o)

  • i agree with foreverjynxed. one thing i like alot about your show Phil is that you're not afraid to say things that are likely to offend people because you know they're true. Why the hell should i be sorry about slavery? I'm sorry it happened, but i'm not personally sorry like i had some kind of involvement. And the people who want us to be sorry- let me see the whip marks on your back. Oh that's right, you don't have any, you're rich and you wear bape and nike dunks. Jeez.

  • well phil your pretty much an intelligent gangster hahaha. well for some reason if you were to say the "N" word as some portray it would be bad (But u said your also black) but if it was a black person it doesn't matter. why is that? i think you answered it in a video but i probably haven't watched it yet.

  • What people should realize is that white people have been enslaved in more numbers, and longer periods of time. So should I go up to every Egyptian, Englishman, Italian, Greek, Turk, Russian, fucking Mongolian, and say "fuck you, you asshole". No! First of all, I got a really fucked up ankle right now and wouldn't be able to kill them with my Farting Tiger stance kung fu, but also, because it is ancient fucking history. So get your heads out of your asses. We live in a fucked world, deal with it

  • yea, i'm black and i wasn't offended at all! I thought it was pretty cool bc even tho i'm in the youth NAACP in my town, all we hear about is the good that the NAACP does and i'm finally glad someone spoke on the mistakes and stupid shit of the NAACP bc it's not perfect and needs to change and that can only happen if ppl criticize it.

  • I'm black, and understand you completely!

  • You know, for years I've had the same thoughts as you on this subject, and I'm SO HAPPY someone was finally able to say them!

    Phil, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Okay , coming from a black girl your not racist. If a black guy said it it wouldnt be a big deal. i think eventually we'l get over Slavery ,i mean yeah it was a horrible thing and we will never forget it, but we have to stop using it as an exuse for shit. There will always be assholes who will be racist! EVERYONE knows what it feels like to be put down for their race and if we going to be this sensative about it how the hell are we gonna get along... how do i see this and im only 14!

  • I love these videos. They are freshing and just a different take on the world, it's a break from all the other crap videos and yeah, I watch these when I miss CNN!

    haha

    Keep going with that.

    Oh and also, I am black, and I really don't take offence to rascist jokes, unless you use the N word which is just plain rude.

    But yeah, I do agree that black people overreact since, well it's a joke and people wouldn't say that shit in front of you if they weren't kidding.

    But keep it up.

  • Have you ever heard a Jew complaining "Oh my people were killed by Hitler give me money and unfair benefits" No because...their people were killed so those people don't exist...at least we didn't brutally murder the slaves in mass amounts..we gave them jobs and freedom from lions and a place to live yeah we didn't pay them much and yeah we called them fucked up names and maybe whipped a few of them, but come on people..slavery is a part of this country and I will never apologize.

  • freedom from lions? what are you talking about?... oh

  • unfair benefits ? ever heard of Isreal ? ffs that was a fucked up deal! its like saying fuck off to every one in florida and let black people live there. btw im not against jews at all!! its was just a fucked situation in wich the west felt sorry for what happened

  • message was meant for pjm716

  • Considering that history shows africans sold their own people out of pure greed it's not our fault we got what we payed for and if slavery had not happened america couldn't bewhat it is today..No one anywhere is still alive that was a slave..no one that is alive was or is directly affected by slavery so everyone needs to shut the fuck up before we give the jews ideas and they bitch about the holocaust..The mass murder/torture of hundreds of thousands of people..

  • Yes it's pretty messed up how things are.They need to stop this whole blaming game,it's just childish and dumb.Slavery happened like how many years ago,yet they're still blaming white people nowadays about something that happened in the past.The NAACP freaks out about the simplest things..If a white person says the word black to describe something,e.g black chalkboard..it doesn't mean that they're being racist,it's all in the way a person uses it.

  • So you can imagine what i feel like, being white AND german. Im most likely part of the worst breed ever. Even though im only 18 im responsible for not only killing black people, but also jews. Hell, yeah! i think i would beat me up too if i saw me on a holiday in different countries. Go ahead people!

  • i find it fucked that ur in school and theres some blacks in the hall way their like a wigger ass cracker bitch bitch ass cracker cracker this cracker that fuck u cracker cracker cracker, then u say nigga shutup then ur suspended for 2 weeks .... i didnt even say nigger i said nigga, totally different words nigga is like wuthup bruthuh nigger is like slave pick that cotton i didnt say u could rap