Beware The Bouncer

[henkjansmazaag]

we have a female bouncer where i work. :D she is a really sweet person. but don't get her angry, she will stomp your face and use your but as a convenient place to store shoes.

[metalltier]

i sent this to my bouncer friend yesterday...

seeing my orthodontist Monday

[spritsengiggle]

(I have to make two comments on this video)

You are of course right, the generalisation of the typical bouncer is for the most part correct. good day to you sir..! '-'

[spritsengiggle]

Hahahah! :D Harry Enfield style! I like it! Sincerely; The bouncer. :}

Btw; Can you imagine working a venue were all the ladies are lesbians, and all the men think you are denying them entry because of the previously stated arguments in the latter part of this video? It's hard I tell you. People assume you are wrong, when you are in fact right.. I guess I do have a chip on my shoulder.. :p

[prac2]

i thought the plural for bouncer was bounci

[GrahamCrackers94]

The Gulf of Gordon Ramsey! Haha that was absolutely phenomenal!

[NessaMoore0406]

This video reminds me of weird surrealistic movies I watched in my Postmodernism class. Only this is much more amusing.

[TheAngryPolak]

I love this, I am a bouncer and think this is a great laugh, well done mate.

[IDrinkYourMilkshake8]

I love the little dance the guy does for "shenanigans"

[olley76]

Were not all that bad!!

[glamedrehl]

i thought he would bribe the bouncer

[cti1976]

Looks like 5 bouncers watched this and can't help themselves voting.

Beware the bouncer!

[cti1976]

Looks like 5 bouncers watched this and can't help themselves voting

[jaesong]

You didn't mention anything about Little Sisters!

[smootube123]

haha chumpmonkey

[Phaedrusgr]

I think it is magnificent that you have presented this exceptional species. It's hightime we learnt how to deal with it.

[burn70u7]

A small bouncer is often called a Splunt or Chumpmonkey :D

[SanMono9]

This isnt Bioshock :(

[Slecker95]

Awesome video man, all your videos are great :D.

[MrPsykokiller13]

not really funny to me but whatever

[animallover1224]

hahaha awesome video! my dad used to be a bouncer in his younger days... im going to call him "chump monkey" tomorrow and see how he reacts xD

[bukster1]

I've never had trouble with a bouncer myself, but it looks like Mr Sharp has at some point.

At least bouncers don't follow you down the road in order to kill you. Some of the people you meet in pubs however...

[whiteboyyo]

discovery channel aint shit compared to this

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

@whiteboyyo

hell yaah... and gene galusha and mathew morgan are nowhere near as good as he is when it comes to narration...

[univalent15]

i love your voice lol

[OverlordJake]

Now i'm tempted to go call a bouncer a "chump monkey." Love the vid.

[WorldoftheNebulous]

Good ole' Gordon Ramsey and his rage.

[Ponce1390]

Gulf of Gordon Ramsey is damn funny!

[toasterhead91]

I was bounced out of a bar when i was 12... lmfao

[dd5k]

this is hellA funny! I'm going to put this all over face book

[dacreator123]

"The Gulf of Gordon Ramsey" XD this is mildly hilarious

[farhammer1]

...ok

[touchitplease]

WOW

[sandalsnsocks4]

"all bouncers have a chip on their shoulder and this chip increases in size as the stature of the bouncer decreases" lol

[Mausiness]

"A belligerence of Bouncers". Love it.

[yerk3]

"...a 'splunt,' or 'chump monkey.'"

[Motown025]

The Gulf of Gordon Ramsey!

[nk51feg]

Your a brave man Mr Evil.