Question one: Evolution docent work that way. Learn the theory completely rather then use the cliff notes. Question 2: The bible takes place on Earth, not Mars. Question 3: Stupid Humans survive because smart people keep having stupid children. Question 4: See answer to question one. Question 5: There are no Angles, nor Daemons. Question 6: There are still monkies because evolution docent work how you think it dose. Question 7: Some people do, especially you, only you throw with your mouth.
this amused me. I hope it was supposed to be amusing. If not, we don't have three arms because we don't NEED three arms/eyes to survive. I can't explain angels and demons because I don't believe in they exist. I thought religion believed in being accepting of all "God's children". All I see here is an intolerant, rude, judgemental jerk who thinks he's superior. If this was supposed to be a joke, then bravo, I laughed.
Some say this is fake but I say he is serious and a true Christian. He is insulting and stupid. Explain why your God never once healed an amputee? You did now slaying of Atheist. You proved to me that Christians are mean, bitter, ugly, stupid, judgmental, and intolerant. And, none of your questions made scene.
@topomusic you have made the mistake of assuming that this person represents all Christians. I know many that would never say they are looking forward to you burning in hell. That is the opposite of what Christianity stands for. You're being judgmental in reacting this way. The questions weren't perfect but several were completely valid. Spontaneous regrowth of limbs is not promised in the bible. Lost limbs may have a greater purpose. God loves you despite yourself.
@jberton73 I have the luxury of being judgmental as I don't believe in your god. The very fact you say I am being judgmental is a judgement on your part. However - it may be true lost limbs are not promised in the bible. I would assume that there is a plethora of conditions not listed on the healing list for god. (ie: anything that would show god is in fact, real.)
This must be sarcasm! Darwin worshiping scum lol. Explain the existance of demons and angles? I can: they DON'T. If this is real then it would do more to drive people away than bring them closer to 'god' due to it's foolish arguments an intolerent veiws. WOW! fail...
@iamdiggrmeister Ya know, I'm not a religious type either, but I simply can not respect modern atheist when they all come across as children? What do you know about existence? How can you know there are no such things as angels or demons? Because you saw it on a bumper sticker and liked the phrase? Science doesn't make such claims. Science merely proposes that if it has not been observed then it has no opinion on it. That makes sense to me because it's logical. You are as bad as this guy.
@Lunartrek for a non religious type, you make a lot of sense. I am a religious type and appreciate the fact that you are at least aware of the fact that you know that you don't know. I think Atheism is catching on at an alarming rate because of the hypocrisy in the church and because it promotes a non accountability frame of mind. And Atheists in general seem so upset all the time. If there is no God, and they really don't care, what the heck are they so fired up about?
@iamdiggrmeister even though I don't probably agree with your view on God, we can agree on the fact that this video is not helpful, and is in fact insulting and counterproductive to our cause, as demonstrated by the reactions it is garnering.
there are no land sharks because they are not evolved to that point yet and we dont have third arms/eyes because we havent evolved to that point or we have nothing to adapt to so we can have third arms/eyes
@yojimbo123100 Well, that was the only good question in the whole video and it wasn't even original. The fact is, we DO lack the many missing links between evolutionary stages. This doesn't preclude the validity of evolution, but it's a legitimate issue, none-the-less. Denying truths on either side of an issue just to maintain some false sense of perfect knowledge only ever stifles true progress.
@Lunartrek you seem like a person who hasn't fully decided whether to believe or not. This resource will put you over the edge, and do so strictly with science. Go to search for the truth dot net and order the book Censored Science. It is chock full of dozens of reasons why evolution couldn't be what has happened. This could be the most important read of your life. It only costs $15, and no, I don't get paid for sending you there. Humor me, you will be glad you did.
Explain why god waste time asking question to atheist (people who don't believe in god, LOL) instead of saving inocent people around the world? Because he doesnt care? Because he gave us freewill? then, why is he influencing us if he gave us free will?
@XxXFafnerXxX This isn't an argument, this is a taunt. I'm not on the side of either party in this debate, but I know a childish posture when I see one. This comment was the equivalent of sticking your tongue out in response to questions you do not like.
As to the video. Garbage. Boastful, non-Christian garbage. I divorced myself from such religion as a result of just this kind of arrogance which flies in the face of the teachings of compassion the books espouse. Pathetic.
@XxXFafnerXxX God doesn't ask questions of Atheists. He calls everyone to a relationship with him; all people are valuable to Him. The bible does not promise that you will not experience suffering. Free will is to allow us to make our own choice. He is not influencing us, that would be against his nature. He knocks, if you choose not to answer, that is on you. Rather than just jump on the contrary bandwagon, you should do some research for yourself and stop being a follower.
@jberton73 I constantly evaluate myself (my ideas) and try to improve them. Why did he allowed the bible to be made (by influencing the people who wrote it) if he didn't want to influence on us? Even if actually had freewill as you affirm, why don't we have a non-evil freewill? Why do we have to make decisions that can create "evil." Also, if god's nature is not to do evil, then everything we clam to be evil is good, since good (all powerful) created everything knowing all the possible outcomes
Oh, and I know that Landover Baptist Church is not a real church and that it's a parody, or satire...etc. Yeah, they say that. But they will take donations or tithes from you just like a regular church does. And to this Pastor Ezekiel fraud- Give the poor man (whose picture you stole) his identity back. You been using that same fake profile photo for five years!
This isn't even worth watching or getting upset over. I turned it off after 20 seconds. There is no Pastor Ezekiel, or Landover Baptist Church, or Freehold Iowa. Pastor Zeke is a fake. This troll has been using the same damn picture on this profile, Facebook, myspace and the Landover website from a stolen picture of some poor white guy. The girlfriend Daisy -"Bible Humping Blonde" isn't real either. Just a troll or several trolls tricking people and stealing money from them in phony tithes.
Okay, I don't like people who shove their religion down other peoples throats, I don't like extreme christians who have problems with so many people. And even though I'm not Atheist and don't believe in fundamentalism I still think that this video is silly and based on christian perspective, and so are most of the questions. BUT...
"If evolution is survival of the fittest, then how do you explain the continued survival of unsuccessful groups of stupid humans?" xD that made me laugh so much.
the reason why humans arent perfect is because people like you who shuv religion in peoples faces blind them from seeing the big picture. religion keeps us from learning certain things, things we couldve used in our lives to better ourselves. not as worshippers, but as descendants of the human race. and if there was a god, wouldnt you think he would want us to live our lives happy, without fighting over something that we are not even sure exists. answer me that smartass.
I couldn't get past 0:08 when he says "god hating atheist". If this guy is too ignorant to know that atheist don't beleive in god and therefore can't hate god, then there can be nothing further of interest here.
first off, we evolved from apes not monkeys. apes dont have tales which explains why we dont have tales. second, the reason why other APES didnt evolve like we did is because certain apes have different genes and when all chromosome are fused it evolves. its heredital dumbass. its like saying that someone with black hair and someone with blond hair is going to have a child with red hair.and if youve forgotten,evolution takes millions of years. it all doesnt happen in one day.
I am no genius, but even I know evolution doesn't say we evolved from monkeys, it says we and "APES" have evovled from the same ancestory. this guy needs to get his head out of that bible and read a real book that is based on fact and evidence,not some book made by superstitious people 2000 years ago and was edited so support certain hiarcies agendas.
Please tell me you are trolling! I refuse to believe that anyone can be so stupid, and then be arrogant enough to call us stupid. Literally none of your questions make any sense whatsoever. Just give up now, please, it will make everyone feel better to know that there is one more idiot off YouTube. Thank you.
I'm not going to answer your questions, as I don't think you are particulary literate or know much on the subject of Evolution. We didn't evolve from Monkeys, dumbass, we evolved from apes.
Baptists, oh lord. Land sharks did happen dumbass, dinosaurs -_- Mars has no major floods do to most of its liquids being frozen methane and water -_- We dont have a third arm or eye because 1. That would take 100's thousands of years 2. Humans currently have no need, as the species has reached the top of the food chain and no longer needs to evolve in order to fight off would be predators -_- Why would you ask an atheist where angels and demons fit into evolution btw???
im agnostic and i believe in evolution has given me more proof than faith ever has. because thats what it is faith. any way i think his problem with the his entire agrue meant is he tried to disprove science with faith which has no fact. science is all fact. you cant combat evidence with speculation. his arguement only makes sense if you already beleive in god
I'm not an atheist, but nor am I a christian. From my understanding though, you shouldn't be jubulent to any degree for anyone to suffer. Whether it be friend or enemy. Especially not if you are a man of the cloth. And you're also not supposed to make yourself sound superior to your fellow man. The whole of this video came with an attitude that basically says you're better than everyone that doesn't agree with you. What do you do when your time comes and things are different than you thought?
I'm sorry to say this, I usually don't like to say someone is flat-out wrong, but, this video is ridiculous. Unicorns? Are you kidding, or are you actually serious? I'd actually like to meet you to have a debate, because you seem to lack all sorts of logical reasoning.
@DiscordianArray I do believe the maker of this video is trolling. You can't study evolutionary theory and then call a spider an insect. I believe it's an attempt at making certain Christian groups look silly. Do a google search for Landover Baptist Church.
I do want to know why you would want to have a debate with someone who lacks logical reasoning. That sounds like an incredibly stupid thing to do, and a waste of time.
@57worldwide Hey friend, I just thought because of his other videos that he might in fact be serious. As for the debate, I was just adding that because my shrink told me to. I have some problems with stupid and/or un-intlligent people stemming from my own high IQ (and, as my shrink also always politely adds, my narcissistic persnoality disorder) and she proposed that I should engage in conversations with them to, somehow, lessen my anger. Thank you for at least replying coherently and politely.
@57worldwide You're preaching to the choir (pun intenteded). However, I am not a shrink so I decided to follow her advice since hopefully, she knows what she's doing.
To everyone who commented on my comment, number 1 xzibit approves this, number 2 to make this as simple as possible everything is pretty much the mutation of cells created by primordial gases. I.E. Evolution, now you have something else to argue about.
Jesus said I did not come to judge but to save. I guess you are here to judge. John 3:16s quote of WHOEVER BELIETH IN ME shall not perish but have everlasting life. WHOEVER means any and all. Watch the words you use. You just might push people away from God instead of bring souls to him. People as a rule dont usually agree with hatefull words from strangers.
Hahaha what did rocks and lightning evolve from?! Either minerals and warm/cold fronts of British glam rock. You choose. I, for one, am too human to understand the nature of reality. Even if I sway my hips like a Lego-Hasseloff.
1.Yes. I do know more than a psychopathic religions imaginary entity.
2. Sharks- evolution is caused by the need to survive. With plenty of food in the ocean, why come on land? It would take forever to develop lungs and even then they're just a slug on land.
3. Mars floods and Earth floods... How are these connected. Even if a flood were to occur. It could never cover the entire planet. On either planet.
4. Survival of the fittest. Well, I've asked that que
I love when he talks about Adam and eve getting it on and he's dancing for one just cuz u may have sex with ur sister doesn't mean it will come out deformed animals such as cats will have sex with any female even if it's their sister or mom and they come out normal
3:18 No tree has grown into space because no tree has probably ever grown large enough to. We just don't have enough data to study such a thing yet. Even if it could, the top of the tree may not be able to sustain life within itself because well... nothing can live in outer space.
3:43 Atheists don't worship Darwin, or anyone. lol
1:20 Humans are evolving. Evolution doesn't necessarily occur in quick steps, it can be slow and in fact doesn't always benefit us. For example, some oxes today are born with evolutionary traits that make them less suitable for reproducing. Without evolution, red heads would not exist.
2:00 Incestuous sex can lead to children, they're just born with recessive genes setting themselves up for getting diseases that can kill them easier.
2:04 - 2:14 Now you've just contradicted your own point. LOL Again, incestuous sex doesn't necessarily lead to deformities.
2:20 "Unicorns" are either fairy tales, or just a deer with genetic anomaly, again another potential evolutionary trait, if said genetic trait can be reproduced. (Google "Unicorns are Real! by Wired Magazine.)
3:00 Many people have claimed to be possessed by demons or angels, yet you can't seem to provide any evidence to prove it.
Zeke you don't represent Christians very well. Really the only question that was any good was why do we still have monkeys.I would really rather see Atheist and Christians leave evolution out of the debate, as I believe it is no more relevant to the discourse than newtons laws of motion were hundreds of years ago. Both sides have created a false dichotomy between science and religion. When it is entirely unnecessary.
@Kromwell2005 No it wasn't a good question. This video was all meant to be satire. But I will answer that question for you anyway. That we evolved from monkeys, so there shouldn't be any monkeys left, is a misonception, mostly amongst those who have little or no understanding of evolutionary theory. Scientists can tell from the evidence that we share a common ancestor with the great apes, chimpanzees and (I think) bonobos being are closest relations. That is all.
@Kromwell2005 And (just to finish off, I accidentally pressed the 'post' button before I could finish) it is this ancestor that we humans have evolved from, as have the Bonobos and Chimpanzees.
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 My point was this is a poor depiction. I have studied geology, as well as psychology, evolution, and quantum mechanics, and several unrelated disciplines as well. My point is I am not speaking from ignorance, when I say that was a good question, a good question is one that will lead to an answer. I however didn't ask it, Therefore I was not asking you to pontificate about the same rhetoric we can all find by searching Google.
@CV02LenKagamineCV02 Yeah. Visit the website. The first thing you'll see is a naked witch having sex with a man, drawn by what looks like a 5 year old.
While this is clearly being ironic. I do actually like that it questions where idiots come from. After all, their genetics should have been selected out years ago.
My theory is that evolution and inbreeding are the same thing. According to the bible Adam and eve banged to make kids, then their kids banged, then their kids banged. Which is inbreeding. They could have been like angels and the inbreeding causes us to deteriorate into humans. But thats just a theory.
No true Christian is this hateful. If you are an atheist pull your head out of your ass and stop attempting to spread misconceptions. If you are a christian you have a lot of re-thinking you need to do with your life
Wow! I'm a christian and I don't even support this video. Why on earth would anyone listen to someone bashing what they believe in, and claiming to be filled with the Holy Spirit? This is contradictory of Christ-like! If you are an atheist please don't see this as how a true follower of Christ is, because it isn't!!!!
The reason why trees dont grow taller is; Capillary action. This is where water flows against gravity. e.g. if you put a paper towel in water, the water will climb up untill gravity is too overwhelming
Im conflicted, I like this for the humor of it... but don't want to "Like" it because that might suggest that I actually support anything this guy is saying.
1. Because some animals adapt to different environments a mutation in the genes of a fish is the only reason we exist sharks however may or may not have had this mutation but the ones left that did not remained in the ocean.
2. What floods on Mars?
3. Unnatural Selection we have developed the technology to keep those alive who would not have survived in previous times.
@pandorasjokebox The monkey humans evolved from is extinct, hahhahahahaha, how life did come about on earth, dude. The probability that life happenned just by chance is (0.00000000000001)^100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. For me it is much easier to believe in an intelligent designer than in the other school of thought which is crap.
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 I've got an engineering degree. I was just gonna call you moron, gullibull, noncowpoop, but on second thoughts I came to the conclusion that just because someone starts a flame, doesnt mean I need to ignite it further. lol
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 oh Give me a freaking break!! like evolutionaty biology was so hard to understand. once I had a conversation with a lady who had studied that at university, and all she could learn I bet I can learn it in one semester. Phisics is a lot harder, it requires to have a great level in math, abstract stuff, diferential equations, multiple integrals, schröringer equation, quantum physics, not to mention philosofy, simulations on distribution probablities with incertain variables
@joshua50101 Hehehehe are you out of your mind? I called you out on your retarded comment that the 'school of thought' which I assumed to be evolutionary biology, or at least some aspect of it, and you said you had a degree in engineering. Yeh well, even if it is 'harder,' it is irrelavent here because we are talking about something completely unrelated. Your degree (if you have one) means fuck all to this discussion, and you are a moron for thinking it makes any difference lol.
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight!! I've been insulted by a lesser mind and on top of that a pitiful freaking monger who thinks he is so smart because he becomes feisty when it comes to evolution theory, hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm gonna cry all night long!!!! It can't be
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 oh Give me a freaking break!! like evolutionaty biology was so hard to understand. once I had a conversation with a lady who had studied that at university, and all she could learn I bet I can learn it in one semester. Phisics is a lot harder, it requires to have a great level in math, abstract stuff, diferential equations, multiple integrals, schröringer equation, quantum physics, not to mention philosofy, simulations on distribution probablities with incertain variables
@joshua50101 engineers are in the applied sciences not science and my dads an engineer so i know you guys learn some physics but it wont help you in biology
@joshua50101 also we do not know exactlyhow life evolved in the first placether is one that has been tested but its one in a billion that it would form on an earht like planet but with all the earth like planets there would still be 1billion planets with life out there but most scientists think it is probably much easier for life to form then we thougt because we now know rna can survive the vaccum of space
@pandorasjokebox for # 4. Look up The Exorsist. And for # 5. All monkeys are the same. A monkey can't just say oh I'm going to have a human instead of a monkey.
@samjim1234 HUH? they don't its slow adaptation the changes made over time are almost unnotciable they dont decide its random mutation which is then selected by natural selection and the exosist has no evidence to back it up so stfu and mabye you should understand and research evolution before you argue against it
@pandorasjokebox it was an ape my freind an ape anchient primate decended into ape and monkey they are our second cousins..hey fun joke to play on creationist when they say somthing stupid showing their ignorance of evolution they may say why arnt apes turning into humans your answer they do evrey day you have not heard they will be confused and then remind them that they are apes
I don't think "monkey" is an appropriate term for the primates we humans evolved from. Because if we say "monkey", there's ought to be someone who would confuse the word "monkey" with the monkeys (and hominoids) that exist today, you know, orangutans, chimpanzees, baboons, etc. Never did the theory of evolution mention that we evolved from any of them.
Also, angels and demons are NEVER mentioned in the theory of evolution and you cant just say that. The whole idea of the different beliefs are that there are different aspects. Angels and demons may be mentioned in the Bible, but unless you take the Bible as fully fact and the true belief, there is no reason for angels and demons to have to be in Evolution. Even if you do believe the Bible to be fully true, you cant base an argument for it being true off the assumption that it is.
"Explain why humans are not perfect." Well, the whole idea of the evolution theory is that change happens over time. Unlike Christianity, people and animals don't just appear fully formed, over MILLIONS of years, small changes, such as a need for a larger neck take place. Maybe in 1000 years we will have a third arm, but it takes time.
Wow. This may be the most ignorant work I've ever seen. Why are there still monkeys? This is your tough question? How do angels and demons fit into evolution? Seriously? They're MAKE BELIEVE. And did you actually praise the Bible for a story about incest? Wow. You're sick. And your avatar's outfit confirms this.
God-hating? We hate God no more than we hate Santa, Thor, unicorns or Zeus. We simply recognize that those are all fantasies. It's the pompous, religious nutcases that we hate.....
That's referring to a theory you might probably know better from school as, "The use it or lose it theory". This is not the current theory of evolution.
These people are trying to force religion on somebody, which is not right. You have a right to believe whatever you want. Don't listen to these people, if you seek christianity, find somebody who is positive. If you seek atheism, find somebody who is positive. So on.
I think you missed the leading of the Holy Spirit on this one... Evolutionists can account for missing land sharks when creationists can account for missing unicorns. According to the Bible, the Earth was flooded, but I can't find where it says Mars was flooded too. You claim that the human body is imperfect, and should have 3 arms and 3 eyes, but the Bible says that you are fearfully and wonderfully made. If you want a common ancestor with angels and demons, provide proof of them first.
@x82hammer28x Inbreeding can be safely (genetically) practiced for many generations, and this has been proven repeatedly. The horn on a unicorn: are you saying God made something with no purpose? The power of God provides a horrific death for spiders... congratulations, that's way better than saying wasps have evolved further. I'm simply going to ignore your idiocy about the "troposphere of tree leaves", as clearly you lack the scientific reasoning to grasp the concept.
@x82hammer28x "I can't wait to watch you burn in H-ll." The amount of love in that statement is astounding. So, first, you claim to be arguing against atheism, but then rant about evolution with little understanding of science and very poorly thought out arguments, then you spew vile hatred out as you invite people to come to your church, all the while claiming to be filled with the Spirit of God. I have no clue what you are filled with, but I doubt seriously that anyone else wants any of it.
OMG! So glad I found this channel. Some peoples stupidaty.... I love it!
K9WOO 9 hours ago
No, I have not enjoyed this shit because there is no holy spirit in you.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
....because trees need oxygen and sunlight to survive. if they grew into space that would sorta ruin the point lol.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
Laurier@ not uneducated by deceiving?
1999awesomedude 11 hours ago
THE BIBLE IS A PILE OF SHIT WRITTEN BY UNEDUCATED FOOLS.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
because we evolved from chimps not macaques.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
because there is absolutely no reason for third arms and eyes. we evolve only things we need.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
because humans will never be perfect and have never been idiot.
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
floods on mars= ancient oxygen on mars condensates and turns to liquid= liquid turns to ice
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
Who says we evolved from fish? xD
LaurieTombRaiderFan 11 hours ago
Wow, I'm a Theist and I still think this is probably the dumbest video I've ever seen.
xTashiTashimaru 3 days ago
oh gawd lol
LadyHottShott 3 days ago
At first, I thought this was a parody but then I realized this person is too stupid for a clever parody.
rpm303 3 days ago
@beeleaf34 wow!! ur SO MAD!!
jerrybrown54321 4 days ago
Question one: Evolution docent work that way. Learn the theory completely rather then use the cliff notes. Question 2: The bible takes place on Earth, not Mars. Question 3: Stupid Humans survive because smart people keep having stupid children. Question 4: See answer to question one. Question 5: There are no Angles, nor Daemons. Question 6: There are still monkies because evolution docent work how you think it dose. Question 7: Some people do, especially you, only you throw with your mouth.
ElkiTheLizard 4 days ago
and why is he dancing?!?!
ChiriDarkrose 4 days ago
0:16 how do you know what i think?!?!
ChiriDarkrose 4 days ago
satire. i dont think a creationist could be this stupid.
TheDrewManXD 1 week ago
You are true~~~
RockingFisT7 1 week ago
OK, I get it now. It IS satire & very funny! Just google
landoverbaptist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I will give this a 'like'!
iamdiggrmeister 1 week ago
'...like the English royal family' That made me laugh so much...the people who make these videos really do seem to have something against us Brits!
Maksimfan 1 week ago
this amused me. I hope it was supposed to be amusing. If not, we don't have three arms because we don't NEED three arms/eyes to survive. I can't explain angels and demons because I don't believe in they exist. I thought religion believed in being accepting of all "God's children". All I see here is an intolerant, rude, judgemental jerk who thinks he's superior. If this was supposed to be a joke, then bravo, I laughed.
muffin1315 1 week ago
Some say this is fake but I say he is serious and a true Christian. He is insulting and stupid. Explain why your God never once healed an amputee? You did now slaying of Atheist. You proved to me that Christians are mean, bitter, ugly, stupid, judgmental, and intolerant. And, none of your questions made scene.
topomusic 1 week ago
@topomusic you have made the mistake of assuming that this person represents all Christians. I know many that would never say they are looking forward to you burning in hell. That is the opposite of what Christianity stands for. You're being judgmental in reacting this way. The questions weren't perfect but several were completely valid. Spontaneous regrowth of limbs is not promised in the bible. Lost limbs may have a greater purpose. God loves you despite yourself.
jberton73 1 week ago
@jberton73 I have the luxury of being judgmental as I don't believe in your god. The very fact you say I am being judgmental is a judgement on your part. However - it may be true lost limbs are not promised in the bible. I would assume that there is a plethora of conditions not listed on the healing list for god. (ie: anything that would show god is in fact, real.)
topomusic 1 week ago
This must be sarcasm! Darwin worshiping scum lol. Explain the existance of demons and angles? I can: they DON'T. If this is real then it would do more to drive people away than bring them closer to 'god' due to it's foolish arguments an intolerent veiws. WOW! fail...
iamdiggrmeister 1 week ago
@iamdiggrmeister Ya know, I'm not a religious type either, but I simply can not respect modern atheist when they all come across as children? What do you know about existence? How can you know there are no such things as angels or demons? Because you saw it on a bumper sticker and liked the phrase? Science doesn't make such claims. Science merely proposes that if it has not been observed then it has no opinion on it. That makes sense to me because it's logical. You are as bad as this guy.
Lunartrek 1 week ago
@Lunartrek for a non religious type, you make a lot of sense. I am a religious type and appreciate the fact that you are at least aware of the fact that you know that you don't know. I think Atheism is catching on at an alarming rate because of the hypocrisy in the church and because it promotes a non accountability frame of mind. And Atheists in general seem so upset all the time. If there is no God, and they really don't care, what the heck are they so fired up about?
jberton73 1 week ago
@iamdiggrmeister even though I don't probably agree with your view on God, we can agree on the fact that this video is not helpful, and is in fact insulting and counterproductive to our cause, as demonstrated by the reactions it is garnering.
jberton73 1 week ago
If this is a joke...its freaking idiot. -.-"
TheDemonAngel28 1 week ago
this is funny, well i think it is supposed o be funny
Ashmansworth 2 weeks ago
there are no land sharks because they are not evolved to that point yet and we dont have third arms/eyes because we havent evolved to that point or we have nothing to adapt to so we can have third arms/eyes
yojimbo123100 2 weeks ago
@yojimbo123100 Well, that was the only good question in the whole video and it wasn't even original. The fact is, we DO lack the many missing links between evolutionary stages. This doesn't preclude the validity of evolution, but it's a legitimate issue, none-the-less. Denying truths on either side of an issue just to maintain some false sense of perfect knowledge only ever stifles true progress.
Lunartrek 1 week ago
@Lunartrek you seem like a person who hasn't fully decided whether to believe or not. This resource will put you over the edge, and do so strictly with science. Go to search for the truth dot net and order the book Censored Science. It is chock full of dozens of reasons why evolution couldn't be what has happened. This could be the most important read of your life. It only costs $15, and no, I don't get paid for sending you there. Humor me, you will be glad you did.
jberton73 1 week ago
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TheShel8777 2 weeks ago
Excellent trolling :)
blackneomil 2 weeks ago
Isn't this supposed to be a joke? Why is everyone all crazy? I mean, the guy asked why there aren't land sharks.
littlemoretime1 2 weeks ago
Explain why god waste time asking question to atheist (people who don't believe in god, LOL) instead of saving inocent people around the world? Because he doesnt care? Because he gave us freewill? then, why is he influencing us if he gave us free will?
XxXFafnerXxX 3 weeks ago 2
@XxXFafnerXxX This isn't an argument, this is a taunt. I'm not on the side of either party in this debate, but I know a childish posture when I see one. This comment was the equivalent of sticking your tongue out in response to questions you do not like.
As to the video. Garbage. Boastful, non-Christian garbage. I divorced myself from such religion as a result of just this kind of arrogance which flies in the face of the teachings of compassion the books espouse. Pathetic.
Lunartrek 1 week ago
@XxXFafnerXxX God doesn't ask questions of Atheists. He calls everyone to a relationship with him; all people are valuable to Him. The bible does not promise that you will not experience suffering. Free will is to allow us to make our own choice. He is not influencing us, that would be against his nature. He knocks, if you choose not to answer, that is on you. Rather than just jump on the contrary bandwagon, you should do some research for yourself and stop being a follower.
jberton73 1 week ago
@jberton73 I constantly evaluate myself (my ideas) and try to improve them. Why did he allowed the bible to be made (by influencing the people who wrote it) if he didn't want to influence on us? Even if actually had freewill as you affirm, why don't we have a non-evil freewill? Why do we have to make decisions that can create "evil." Also, if god's nature is not to do evil, then everything we clam to be evil is good, since good (all powerful) created everything knowing all the possible outcomes
XxXFafnerXxX 1 week ago
"Hello brothers and sisters in Christ". Oh, this video is not intended for me. Ok. *click*
therandomdot 3 weeks ago
Oh, and I know that Landover Baptist Church is not a real church and that it's a parody, or satire...etc. Yeah, they say that. But they will take donations or tithes from you just like a regular church does. And to this Pastor Ezekiel fraud- Give the poor man (whose picture you stole) his identity back. You been using that same fake profile photo for five years!
mariabrat 3 weeks ago
This isn't even worth watching or getting upset over. I turned it off after 20 seconds. There is no Pastor Ezekiel, or Landover Baptist Church, or Freehold Iowa. Pastor Zeke is a fake. This troll has been using the same damn picture on this profile, Facebook, myspace and the Landover website from a stolen picture of some poor white guy. The girlfriend Daisy -"Bible Humping Blonde" isn't real either. Just a troll or several trolls tricking people and stealing money from them in phony tithes.
mariabrat 3 weeks ago
Why would you watch a video if the title alone annoys you. Don't bitch. No one Made watch this video.
jernelsonable 3 weeks ago
This is satire people.
TheLamentingNerd 3 weeks ago
Okay, I don't like people who shove their religion down other peoples throats, I don't like extreme christians who have problems with so many people. And even though I'm not Atheist and don't believe in fundamentalism I still think that this video is silly and based on christian perspective, and so are most of the questions. BUT...
"If evolution is survival of the fittest, then how do you explain the continued survival of unsuccessful groups of stupid humans?" xD that made me laugh so much.
TheOneWingedBird 3 weeks ago
This is made by Landover baptist chuch. They make parody of stupid fundamentalists
Apiaanilol 3 weeks ago
Go to the Landover Baptist site. This is satire.
MrCoyoteKite 3 weeks ago
LMAO!!
sexxibhaddgirl 3 weeks ago
1:25 beacuse we dont need them
eyalwii 3 weeks ago
Wow! I cannot believe the low intelligence behind these questions. Somebody help this person through logic 101.
beeleaf34 4 weeks ago 7
the reason why humans arent perfect is because people like you who shuv religion in peoples faces blind them from seeing the big picture. religion keeps us from learning certain things, things we couldve used in our lives to better ourselves. not as worshippers, but as descendants of the human race. and if there was a god, wouldnt you think he would want us to live our lives happy, without fighting over something that we are not even sure exists. answer me that smartass.
mikesavio66 1 month ago
I couldn't get past 0:08 when he says "god hating atheist". If this guy is too ignorant to know that atheist don't beleive in god and therefore can't hate god, then there can be nothing further of interest here.
dtorfleming 1 month ago
first off, we evolved from apes not monkeys. apes dont have tales which explains why we dont have tales. second, the reason why other APES didnt evolve like we did is because certain apes have different genes and when all chromosome are fused it evolves. its heredital dumbass. its like saying that someone with black hair and someone with blond hair is going to have a child with red hair.and if youve forgotten,evolution takes millions of years. it all doesnt happen in one day.
mikesavio66 1 month ago
I am no genius, but even I know evolution doesn't say we evolved from monkeys, it says we and "APES" have evovled from the same ancestory. this guy needs to get his head out of that bible and read a real book that is based on fact and evidence,not some book made by superstitious people 2000 years ago and was edited so support certain hiarcies agendas.
mandrillx 1 month ago
what the fuck?
there's no need for an atheist to answer that, JUST STUDY!
meoirin 1 month ago
Please tell me you are trolling! I refuse to believe that anyone can be so stupid, and then be arrogant enough to call us stupid. Literally none of your questions make any sense whatsoever. Just give up now, please, it will make everyone feel better to know that there is one more idiot off YouTube. Thank you.
bondca86 1 month ago
I am much smarter than God. God is a big dum dum stupid head. Ha ha ha.
ZOiLTV 1 month ago
a spidr is an arachnid, not an insect.
Mysterychunks 1 month ago
I'm not going to answer your questions, as I don't think you are particulary literate or know much on the subject of Evolution. We didn't evolve from Monkeys, dumbass, we evolved from apes.
RedCroc12 1 month ago
@RedCroc12 Nooo...we and apes evolved from the same ancestor!
tubemagpie 1 month ago
Baptists, oh lord. Land sharks did happen dumbass, dinosaurs -_- Mars has no major floods do to most of its liquids being frozen methane and water -_- We dont have a third arm or eye because 1. That would take 100's thousands of years 2. Humans currently have no need, as the species has reached the top of the food chain and no longer needs to evolve in order to fight off would be predators -_- Why would you ask an atheist where angels and demons fit into evolution btw???
thedeadhalo 1 month ago
im agnostic and i believe in evolution has given me more proof than faith ever has. because thats what it is faith. any way i think his problem with the his entire agrue meant is he tried to disprove science with faith which has no fact. science is all fact. you cant combat evidence with speculation. his arguement only makes sense if you already beleive in god
TheAngriestBird 1 month ago
I'm not an atheist, but nor am I a christian. From my understanding though, you shouldn't be jubulent to any degree for anyone to suffer. Whether it be friend or enemy. Especially not if you are a man of the cloth. And you're also not supposed to make yourself sound superior to your fellow man. The whole of this video came with an attitude that basically says you're better than everyone that doesn't agree with you. What do you do when your time comes and things are different than you thought?
Pantha35 1 month ago
wow, just wow. **thumbs down**
TheStJames23 1 month ago
I'm full of a holy spirit - how much semen in your mouth? :DDDDDDD
Adrenalin844 1 month ago
Trolol their trolls
MrThatjerk 1 month ago
I'm sorry to say this, I usually don't like to say someone is flat-out wrong, but, this video is ridiculous. Unicorns? Are you kidding, or are you actually serious? I'd actually like to meet you to have a debate, because you seem to lack all sorts of logical reasoning.
DiscordianArray 1 month ago
@DiscordianArray I do believe the maker of this video is trolling. You can't study evolutionary theory and then call a spider an insect. I believe it's an attempt at making certain Christian groups look silly. Do a google search for Landover Baptist Church.
I do want to know why you would want to have a debate with someone who lacks logical reasoning. That sounds like an incredibly stupid thing to do, and a waste of time.
57worldwide 1 month ago
@57worldwide Hey friend, I just thought because of his other videos that he might in fact be serious. As for the debate, I was just adding that because my shrink told me to. I have some problems with stupid and/or un-intlligent people stemming from my own high IQ (and, as my shrink also always politely adds, my narcissistic persnoality disorder) and she proposed that I should engage in conversations with them to, somehow, lessen my anger. Thank you for at least replying coherently and politely.
DiscordianArray 1 month ago
@DiscordianArray No offense, but would talking with someone who can't speak the same language as you be productive?
57worldwide 1 month ago
@57worldwide You're preaching to the choir (pun intenteded). However, I am not a shrink so I decided to follow her advice since hopefully, she knows what she's doing.
DiscordianArray 1 month ago
To everyone who commented on my comment, number 1 xzibit approves this, number 2 to make this as simple as possible everything is pretty much the mutation of cells created by primordial gases. I.E. Evolution, now you have something else to argue about.
pandorasjokebox 1 month ago
Jesus said I did not come to judge but to save. I guess you are here to judge. John 3:16s quote of WHOEVER BELIETH IN ME shall not perish but have everlasting life. WHOEVER means any and all. Watch the words you use. You just might push people away from God instead of bring souls to him. People as a rule dont usually agree with hatefull words from strangers.
Rockstumes 1 month ago
UNICORN HORN? MUTHA FUCKA MUST BE HIGH!!!!
jeyem227 1 month ago
angels and demon fit in your ass perfectly that's where they fit!
jeyem227 1 month ago
God, there really is an inferiority complex in Christians, huh?
"Let's see if you're smarter than God...WHICH YOU'RE NOT."
lacruciverbiste 1 month ago
Hahaha what did rocks and lightning evolve from?! Either minerals and warm/cold fronts of British glam rock. You choose. I, for one, am too human to understand the nature of reality. Even if I sway my hips like a Lego-Hasseloff.
BaronVogel 1 month ago
Flood on Mars.lol That was freaking funny.
SuperMrAtheist 1 month ago
Guys, it's the Landover Baptist Church - the parody one. lol
Batyrsik 2 months ago
His rock-n-roll moves are awesome. :)
landrunyc 2 months ago
But but they do have proof of sharks... shark boy does exist!!!!
crossfire043 2 months ago
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crossfire043 2 months ago
I hope this is a joke... But if not:
1.Yes. I do know more than a psychopathic religions imaginary entity.
2. Sharks- evolution is caused by the need to survive. With plenty of food in the ocean, why come on land? It would take forever to develop lungs and even then they're just a slug on land.
3. Mars floods and Earth floods... How are these connected. Even if a flood were to occur. It could never cover the entire planet. On either planet.
4. Survival of the fittest. Well, I've asked that que
VIctorCraneStudios 3 months ago
Atheism is a poor philosophy.
Pilgrim1411 3 months ago
@Pilgrim1411
Atheism was never a "philosophy" to begin with. It is simply the lack of faith or theistic belief.
daangelo29 2 months ago
Well, I heard this was a joke, but if this is sincere, message me, and we can have an intellectual conversation.
Not an atheist!
TigerPride2014 3 months ago
Funny! Apologies for the thumbs down, it took me a minute to get the joke ;)
jerrygreg2 3 months ago
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csmcmillion 3 months ago
I love when he talks about Adam and eve getting it on and he's dancing for one just cuz u may have sex with ur sister doesn't mean it will come out deformed animals such as cats will have sex with any female even if it's their sister or mom and they come out normal
heatha1617 3 months ago
3:18 No tree has grown into space because no tree has probably ever grown large enough to. We just don't have enough data to study such a thing yet. Even if it could, the top of the tree may not be able to sustain life within itself because well... nothing can live in outer space.
3:43 Atheists don't worship Darwin, or anyone. lol
NemonicLee 4 months ago
@NemonicLee LIES!!!!!DAMNABLE HORRIBLE LIES!!!!! i worship jessica alba
finka123456 4 months ago
@finka123456
lol
NemonicLee 3 months ago
Questions from...
1:20 Humans are evolving. Evolution doesn't necessarily occur in quick steps, it can be slow and in fact doesn't always benefit us. For example, some oxes today are born with evolutionary traits that make them less suitable for reproducing. Without evolution, red heads would not exist.
2:00 Incestuous sex can lead to children, they're just born with recessive genes setting themselves up for getting diseases that can kill them easier.
NemonicLee 4 months ago
2:04 - 2:14 Now you've just contradicted your own point. LOL Again, incestuous sex doesn't necessarily lead to deformities.
2:20 "Unicorns" are either fairy tales, or just a deer with genetic anomaly, again another potential evolutionary trait, if said genetic trait can be reproduced. (Google "Unicorns are Real! by Wired Magazine.)
3:00 Many people have claimed to be possessed by demons or angels, yet you can't seem to provide any evidence to prove it.
NemonicLee 4 months ago
When he started dancing I laughed my fucking ass off!! Hillarious!!
bobthecat420 4 months ago
wtf about unicorns? I don't get you people.
ellzabethe 4 months ago
He's probably baptist.
DaleICWW 4 months ago
Zeke you don't represent Christians very well. Really the only question that was any good was why do we still have monkeys.I would really rather see Atheist and Christians leave evolution out of the debate, as I believe it is no more relevant to the discourse than newtons laws of motion were hundreds of years ago. Both sides have created a false dichotomy between science and religion. When it is entirely unnecessary.
Kromwell2005 5 months ago
@Kromwell2005 No it wasn't a good question. This video was all meant to be satire. But I will answer that question for you anyway. That we evolved from monkeys, so there shouldn't be any monkeys left, is a misonception, mostly amongst those who have little or no understanding of evolutionary theory. Scientists can tell from the evidence that we share a common ancestor with the great apes, chimpanzees and (I think) bonobos being are closest relations. That is all.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@Kromwell2005 This ancestor would have been 'ape-like' but different from modern primates as it no longer exists today.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@Kromwell2005 And (just to finish off, I accidentally pressed the 'post' button before I could finish) it is this ancestor that we humans have evolved from, as have the Bonobos and Chimpanzees.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 My point was this is a poor depiction. I have studied geology, as well as psychology, evolution, and quantum mechanics, and several unrelated disciplines as well. My point is I am not speaking from ignorance, when I say that was a good question, a good question is one that will lead to an answer. I however didn't ask it, Therefore I was not asking you to pontificate about the same rhetoric we can all find by searching Google.
Kromwell2005 5 months ago
@CV02LenKagamineCV02 Yeah. Visit the website. The first thing you'll see is a naked witch having sex with a man, drawn by what looks like a 5 year old.
sillygoose544 5 months ago
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This was a clever satire, and funny as hell. It's hard to satire fundies because fundies practically satire themselves. Nice.
sillygoose544 5 months ago
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sillygoose544 5 months ago
pastor, I agree with your message, but the "I cant wait for you to burn in hell comment" isnt exactly bilical, is it ?
jo3jo3221 5 months ago
While this is clearly being ironic. I do actually like that it questions where idiots come from. After all, their genetics should have been selected out years ago.
perfacetus 5 months ago
eye-opening!
oOpumpkinheadOo 5 months ago
I'm an "unrepentless scum" and I'm going to burn in hell! :D
HPYaoiQueen 5 months ago
am i the only one who thinks its funny that this program was made by 3 atheists?
Fefedefefessle 5 months ago
we Darwinian are so smart.
FeelTheRomance18 5 months ago
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PrimevalHunter300 5 months ago
Hey you I can troll you much more than you can do. I troll people both in real life and in games and they run off crying. Want to try me?
MultiRunescape999 6 months ago
Angels are not an earthly creation of god. They do not reproduce. They were not made to reside on earth. Demons were born as angels. :p
IdimmuXul 6 months ago
My theory is that evolution and inbreeding are the same thing. According to the bible Adam and eve banged to make kids, then their kids banged, then their kids banged. Which is inbreeding. They could have been like angels and the inbreeding causes us to deteriorate into humans. But thats just a theory.
Poeticinjustice420 6 months ago
XD I found this very entertaining, thank you.
Perhaps, if I had a third arm, I would be a more avid fecal-flinger.
IdimmuXul 6 months ago
LOL. Noah was a martian?
IdimmuXul 6 months ago
"You Darwinistists al think you are so smart." - 0:15 - 0:19
IdimmuXul 6 months ago
He jests, surely!
IEndeavourAlways 7 months ago
Hello plastic toys. Go back to the south and leave us alone. :)
tomkyn 7 months ago
You religious people sure do assume a lot about us athiests...
RawrrReptar 7 months ago
No true Christian is this hateful. If you are an atheist pull your head out of your ass and stop attempting to spread misconceptions. If you are a christian you have a lot of re-thinking you need to do with your life
jadeenrightful 7 months ago
Wow! I'm a christian and I don't even support this video. Why on earth would anyone listen to someone bashing what they believe in, and claiming to be filled with the Holy Spirit? This is contradictory of Christ-like! If you are an atheist please don't see this as how a true follower of Christ is, because it isn't!!!!
Jeweletta1 7 months ago
Your god was nailed to some wood?
What a coincidence,my god,Thor the god of thunder,Wields a big hammer...
DURZIOtheAMAZING 8 months ago
The reason why trees dont grow taller is; Capillary action. This is where water flows against gravity. e.g. if you put a paper towel in water, the water will climb up untill gravity is too overwhelming
iKillerPandeh 8 months ago
Great satire!!
speerdali 8 months ago 21
Im conflicted, I like this for the humor of it... but don't want to "Like" it because that might suggest that I actually support anything this guy is saying.
apuuli123 9 months ago
This must be a joke.
doctim11 9 months ago
Answers In order of the question
1. Because some animals adapt to different environments a mutation in the genes of a fish is the only reason we exist sharks however may or may not have had this mutation but the ones left that did not remained in the ocean.
2. What floods on Mars?
3. Unnatural Selection we have developed the technology to keep those alive who would not have survived in previous times.
4. Angels and Demons are not proven to exist.
5. The monkey humans evolved from is extinct.
pandorasjokebox 9 months ago 25
@pandorasjokebox The monkey humans evolved from is extinct, hahhahahahaha, how life did come about on earth, dude. The probability that life happenned just by chance is (0.00000000000001)^100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. For me it is much easier to believe in an intelligent designer than in the other school of thought which is crap.
joshua50101 5 months ago
@joshua50101 I would tell you what is wrong with your theory if I could understand what you said.
pandorasjokebox 5 months ago
@joshua50101 You need to get an education. To the maker of the video, great satire lol!
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 I've got an engineering degree. I was just gonna call you moron, gullibull, noncowpoop, but on second thoughts I came to the conclusion that just because someone starts a flame, doesnt mean I need to ignite it further. lol
joshua50101 5 months ago
@joshua50101 Physics isn't gonna help you that much when it comes to... EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY!
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 oh Give me a freaking break!! like evolutionaty biology was so hard to understand. once I had a conversation with a lady who had studied that at university, and all she could learn I bet I can learn it in one semester. Phisics is a lot harder, it requires to have a great level in math, abstract stuff, diferential equations, multiple integrals, schröringer equation, quantum physics, not to mention philosofy, simulations on distribution probablities with incertain variables
joshua50101 5 months ago
@joshua50101 Hehehehe are you out of your mind? I called you out on your retarded comment that the 'school of thought' which I assumed to be evolutionary biology, or at least some aspect of it, and you said you had a degree in engineering. Yeh well, even if it is 'harder,' it is irrelavent here because we are talking about something completely unrelated. Your degree (if you have one) means fuck all to this discussion, and you are a moron for thinking it makes any difference lol.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight!! I've been insulted by a lesser mind and on top of that a pitiful freaking monger who thinks he is so smart because he becomes feisty when it comes to evolution theory, hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm gonna cry all night long!!!! It can't be
joshua50101 5 months ago
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@joshua50101 lol, you are out of your mind.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 5 months ago
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@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 oh Give me a freaking break!! like evolutionaty biology was so hard to understand. once I had a conversation with a lady who had studied that at university, and all she could learn I bet I can learn it in one semester. Phisics is a lot harder, it requires to have a great level in math, abstract stuff, diferential equations, multiple integrals, schröringer equation, quantum physics, not to mention philosofy, simulations on distribution probablities with incertain variables
joshua50101 5 months ago
@joshua50101 engineers are in the applied sciences not science and my dads an engineer so i know you guys learn some physics but it wont help you in biology
finka123456 5 months ago
@joshua50101 also we do not know exactlyhow life evolved in the first placether is one that has been tested but its one in a billion that it would form on an earht like planet but with all the earth like planets there would still be 1billion planets with life out there but most scientists think it is probably much easier for life to form then we thougt because we now know rna can survive the vaccum of space
finka123456 5 months ago
@pandorasjokebox for # 4. Look up The Exorsist. And for # 5. All monkeys are the same. A monkey can't just say oh I'm going to have a human instead of a monkey.
samjim1234 4 months ago
@samjim1234 HUH? they don't its slow adaptation the changes made over time are almost unnotciable they dont decide its random mutation which is then selected by natural selection and the exosist has no evidence to back it up so stfu and mabye you should understand and research evolution before you argue against it
finka123456 3 months ago
@pandorasjokebox it was an ape my freind an ape anchient primate decended into ape and monkey they are our second cousins..hey fun joke to play on creationist when they say somthing stupid showing their ignorance of evolution they may say why arnt apes turning into humans your answer they do evrey day you have not heard they will be confused and then remind them that they are apes
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finka123456 3 months ago
@pandorasjokebox
I don't think "monkey" is an appropriate term for the primates we humans evolved from. Because if we say "monkey", there's ought to be someone who would confuse the word "monkey" with the monkeys (and hominoids) that exist today, you know, orangutans, chimpanzees, baboons, etc. Never did the theory of evolution mention that we evolved from any of them.
daangelo29 2 months ago
@daangelo29 Got it thanks, gosh man I screw up with my terminology once and everybody flips shit.
pandorasjokebox 1 month ago
@pandorasjokebox Well you don't believe that people make deal with the devil?
samueli94 1 month ago
@samueli94 Rephrase this group of words in the form of an actual sentence and we will talk.
pandorasjokebox 1 month ago
Um...do you believe in unicorns pastor? Lol
knight4linux 9 months ago
im a christian, but im also a scientist, and this has all been answered
nickyjackson123 9 months ago
Also, angels and demons are NEVER mentioned in the theory of evolution and you cant just say that. The whole idea of the different beliefs are that there are different aspects. Angels and demons may be mentioned in the Bible, but unless you take the Bible as fully fact and the true belief, there is no reason for angels and demons to have to be in Evolution. Even if you do believe the Bible to be fully true, you cant base an argument for it being true off the assumption that it is.
lopoujh 9 months ago
"Explain why humans are not perfect." Well, the whole idea of the evolution theory is that change happens over time. Unlike Christianity, people and animals don't just appear fully formed, over MILLIONS of years, small changes, such as a need for a larger neck take place. Maybe in 1000 years we will have a third arm, but it takes time.
lopoujh 9 months ago
Wow. This may be the most ignorant work I've ever seen. Why are there still monkeys? This is your tough question? How do angels and demons fit into evolution? Seriously? They're MAKE BELIEVE. And did you actually praise the Bible for a story about incest? Wow. You're sick. And your avatar's outfit confirms this.
God-hating? We hate God no more than we hate Santa, Thor, unicorns or Zeus. We simply recognize that those are all fantasies. It's the pompous, religious nutcases that we hate.....
sjking1188 9 months ago
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sjking1188 9 months ago
lol people? landover baptist
ever hear of it?
they're hilarious
GodsArePeopleToo 9 months ago
Spiders would have wasp poison in their blood?
That's referring to a theory you might probably know better from school as, "The use it or lose it theory". This is not the current theory of evolution.
These people are trying to force religion on somebody, which is not right. You have a right to believe whatever you want. Don't listen to these people, if you seek christianity, find somebody who is positive. If you seek atheism, find somebody who is positive. So on.
masterkeyify 9 months ago
I'd laugh if it was 'the holy spirit in him' that was causing him to act like an asshole.
'Explain floods on mars without the great flood of the bible'.
Bahahahhaa what on earth?
this poe is too good!
ThMrksman 10 months ago
I think you missed the leading of the Holy Spirit on this one... Evolutionists can account for missing land sharks when creationists can account for missing unicorns. According to the Bible, the Earth was flooded, but I can't find where it says Mars was flooded too. You claim that the human body is imperfect, and should have 3 arms and 3 eyes, but the Bible says that you are fearfully and wonderfully made. If you want a common ancestor with angels and demons, provide proof of them first.
x82hammer28x 10 months ago
@x82hammer28x Inbreeding can be safely (genetically) practiced for many generations, and this has been proven repeatedly. The horn on a unicorn: are you saying God made something with no purpose? The power of God provides a horrific death for spiders... congratulations, that's way better than saying wasps have evolved further. I'm simply going to ignore your idiocy about the "troposphere of tree leaves", as clearly you lack the scientific reasoning to grasp the concept.
x82hammer28x 10 months ago
@x82hammer28x "I can't wait to watch you burn in H-ll." The amount of love in that statement is astounding. So, first, you claim to be arguing against atheism, but then rant about evolution with little understanding of science and very poorly thought out arguments, then you spew vile hatred out as you invite people to come to your church, all the while claiming to be filled with the Spirit of God. I have no clue what you are filled with, but I doubt seriously that anyone else wants any of it.
x82hammer28x 10 months ago
The holy spirit is an idiot
DickandJiz 10 months ago
@DickandJiz His version is but the True Holy Spirit of God belongs to God and should not be worshiped.
MultiRunescape999 6 months ago
1. Because their environment was different, they had no reason to evolve.
For all your other questions the same, they(we) had no need to evolve because we didn't need it to survive.
P.S I still hope this is a joke
Care4PieAny1 10 months ago
Please tell me this is a joke... PLEASE! *shudder*
borowczyk76 10 months ago