Up Yaws - "Fucking Cunt / Awkward Bastard"

[mankie99]

Aha ha - Crap, I had this 12 inch several years ago, I just typed in "Tell it like it is records" and what I remembered as "Fuckin cunt" and there it was...This is actually just crap but also a bit funny because it was made in a time when you could play along with some nasty lyrics and get a way with it. It also represent the freedom of that time when it came to vinyl, you could almost put any sound on vinyl and get away with it - Still I like this tune !

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

This is the best thing on the internet

[Manfromperu]

i wrote it!!!! rock and roll innit ya chaaants

[TrouserBowser]

My favourite pirate radio station used this to close down in 89.

Dedicated to the DTI & the government at the time lol.

[richcolour]

Got this in 1985 on a much copied cassette. Always thought Ade Edmonson was involved, 1:37 is very Vivian / The Young Ones.

[kingtubbysdub]

I've got this tune on old cassette tape from when I was at school bout 1985 time I think

[kingtubbysdub]

I've got this tune on old cassett

[dantemaycry89]

For my ex who cheated on me

[specto10]

Describes the police. Fucking cunts, horrible awkward bastards.

[Dentakulator]

I have this on a 12" by DEA that I got in about 1991. The other side is a brilliant house tune.

[alfienoaks]

Glad to say this mystery might be close to being solved. It seems it could be about Gary Numan. When asked about this Russell Bell (is quoted to have) said (in an email) "I believe I may have been involved in that particular opus."

[Beestroker]

This one's for you, Taggart....ya cheating Scotch Manc bully liar......FUCK OFF ya bullshitter of a Socialist with yer knighthood and yer seven figure salary.

[alfienoaks]

@Beestroker  What? eh?

[goldenmantis]

can someone send me the mp3 for this?

[robbo4life]

nice lol

[gheorghe333]

i made it

[skwinthead]

i have this somewhere - we used to play it over Leftfield etc at the club

[vanillacoffee]

Ah... Buckim and Riskit ;-)

[alfienoaks]

@vanillacoffee Any progress?

[alfienoaks]

@ckyskater456

Asked him via his site and he has no memory whatever of this. More than likely not involved,

[fleebus090]

karaoke version somewhere? please??

[fleebus090]

this song is therapy... thank you.

[dantemaycry89]

OMG I can't stop laughing! You're just a cuuuunt! Classic!

[mixomatosis]

Just so you all know I'm currently waiting for a brand new recording of the vinyl from a mate of mine, which should be forthcoming within August as an MP3...

[Rebuilder11]

This is awesome!! I think I want to play it at this cunts wedding my girlfriend is friends with. :) I hate that spoiled cunt!

[BillBrookeGarden]

I've seen funnier car crashes than this shit.

[Oscar301]

agreed.... shame these pricks weren't in it

[wolfmansteve]

Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /Fucking Cunt /

[scruffjones]

Omg i heard this in london in 1991 havent heard it since !! wow funny as

[JimmyGayVespaUK]

This Tom Raymond guy sounds like a right bum-troubling twat.

[ArseCarbuncle]

And you sound like a fucking child molester on heroin, you massive CUNT!

[JimmyGayVespaUK]

And you sound like a little wimpy faggot that's had his arse kicked all his pathetic, miserable life.

[enigma19833]

I BAMLEM JACK BUAER

[enigma19833]

I BAMLEM JACK BUAER

[riffers]

I BAMLEM JACK BUAER

[frankiespencer999]

cock

[JimmyVespaRulesOK]

Nobody asked what parts your ears, you pint-pulling simpleton!

[frankiespencer999]

You'll have your ears pulled apart pretty soon, you keyboard coward.

[LaaLaa]

I BAMLEM JACK BUAER

[senorbaas]

Brilliant!

[TomRaymondUK]

I'll tell you who recorded this. Somebody with all the talent and humour of a dripping tap. In other words, somebody you lot at Cook'd and Bomb'd would probably idolise.

[frankiespencer999]

You have all the humour & talent of a non-dripping tap, Tom.

You Guardian reading pisswidget.

[JimmyVespaUK]

And you are a fuckin' knobber, pal. Deal with it.

[frankiespencer999]

And you are a paedophile - Deal with that!

[JimmyVespaRulesOK]

Deal with the fact that I do what I like for a living and you run a pisspot pub, matey.

[frankiespencer999]

You don't do anything for a living - not unless you count being unhappy & manic depressive as a career.. haha - you fucking cunt!

[frankiespencer999]

Deal with the fact that you haven't denied that you're a Paedophile!

[edyrn111]

On drugs........... I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!