Man Stroke Woman Sketch 2

[fifimsp]

If I put rubber on my willy, the whole world will blow up.

[reginafromrio]

so glad it's back on the internet!!! #1 with a bullet

[RudeboyOz]

fark yeh, taped off the ABC

[everyonedoesit2]

Personally i hate wearing condoms, but it's a necessary evil of life! You get used to 'em eventually - even if they do stink. Nasty smell, reminds me of spending 4 hours in a sweaty lab wearing horrible nylon gloves *shudder*

I agree with the person below me about tearing them though, if you rip a condom you're not doing it right =P

[themysticknight]

And if the man doesn't want to wear a condom he's not worth the woman's time of day honestly. They aren't that bad. And Trojan just came out with one that feels like it's not even there. Check out the site sometime -____-

[themysticknight]

condoms rarely tear. RARELY. you'd have to be raping someone to death to tear an actual condom or using faulty condoms and again, it's rare. Anyone who rips one is a jerk because they are being too forceful during sex.

I've never had one rip, ever. I don't know how the hell people rip them.

[suckmypokecock]

lol "one of the best" Jeremy Clarkson style

[Beckett86]

"Will muffle the signal" hahahaha

[schroeder8911]

I'm the same way. Why can't modern science come up with something better?! Like maybe something in a spray can!

[romeosdistress]

there is one

[bochu22]

spray on condom !

[mistermuffin420]

lmao i've never seen this one

[robinbanks999]

Condom? Meh, easy for her to say. Doesn't feel any different to you does it love?

I'd have just got her to suck me off.

[strictlygal]

Lol, this made me laugh.

[johnquixhote]

have you seen lord of the rings? its a bit like that, except on my cock...

[JacobP2008]

Yep. We saw that part and heard what we said, we didn't need a transcription thank you very much.

[aicrago01]

jerk

[JacobP2008]

You take it up the arse aicrago01.

[Cheesymcnoodle]

haha pwned

[zoeeeyx]

hahaahaaa

"Cross My Heart And Hope To Die.."

I'll See You In The Clinic Next Week Then Mate

[RavenBlaze]

u go girl!

[axel151]

shit I'd wear 4 condoms if she wanted me to, she niiice :p

[JacobP2008]

I'd wear 5.

[axel151]

Touche sir.

[AlexHughes1991]

y, if u shuldnt wear more than one cus the latex rubs agaisnt ea other and makes tears. + you wouldnt feel shit because it would be so thick.

[JacobP2008]

So if it's gunna tear, no point in me wearing one in the first place.

[dabuddha669]

ur an idiot.

[Eldetective]

=o i'd wear one?

[wiggy1988]

great excuses. I hate condoms

[jonny616]

Hahaha what guy doesn't? But it sure beats a screaming little brat at 4am. :P

[wiggy1988]

true

very true

[suminikyII]

my balls are conected to a satellite hahah

[Lunyor]

this is so funny

[Cisco1776]

Hahaha, histerical!!

[ermistan]

"I was Immunized by an African Medicine man..... one of the best!" :)

[ImTheRealElmo]

"If I put rubber on my penis, the whole world will blow up." - Genius, hahah

[MyUsernameOwnsU]

"Have you seen Lord of the Rings?" "Yes" "It's a bit like that, except on my cock"

[JessicaFaith]

Ok thats the best EVER!!!

[LtShock]

GReat excuses

[alimay101]

hahaha...magic on his willy!!

[zachodka]

:D :D :D :D great

[p0rtaL]

lol

[emerald951]

lmao using a condom will muffle the signal =]

[emerald951]

your english if your born in england, but british is refered to like, the whole of britain. on forms though even if u are english, you have to put british because theyv changed the law or something because there are many nationalities here now. if i'm wrong, sorry-- its just what iv picked up. oatmealdog, fuck u

[SorgensKammer1987]

God i love flame wars.

Where the stupidity of the internet gather to try, but fail, to one up each other with petty, immature insults.

[sushicushi]

you got one?....... yeah ;(

[katgirl231]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD "have you seen lord of the rings? it's a bit like that, except on my cock" LOLZ!!! <33

[jules21murph]

lol that was too funny

[Mp5Drummer]

Freaking hilarious!

And can everyone stop arguing about his accent? It's an english sketch show. FIGURE IT OUT

[studious95]

idiot show nothing juz about must use condom

[XtreamCHEETO]

rofl

[nousernameslefttoput]

lol

[wyrmoftheflame]

Woah, let's put the handbags down ladies and chill, no one needs to throw around cusses, this is a funny video...silly man...

[onyx89]

"You seen Lord of the Rings?"

"Yes."

"The bit like that. But on my cock."

[Kinosis]

lawl

[kylesaric]

hahahah that was fucking good

[CarlosAdams]

there english you bunch of fuckwits! completely english accent! wouldnt expect a yank or a aussie to get the humour either as your all thick as shit.

[swazooe]

not english BRITISH

[hlnlhoinl]

no...they are english, british would mean they are scottish english irish and welsh...so, yeah, its english, not british

[jandmer]

yuo speel gud

[KTshegda]

not even funny..seriously..lame..wow..

[shyguyboi]

dude i like her boobs and her voice

[onosendaiAAB]

lol

[jwbartle]

I have lived in Australia my entire life, and when I listen to the guy in this skit, I hear a British accent. I can understand him just fine though, and I can see how some may mistake him for Australian, but I would have to say I am certain he is Australian.

[jwbartle]

Edit (last sentence):

I can understand him just fine though, and I can see how some may mistake him for Australian, but I would have to say I am certain he is British

[22bullets]

Ricky Gervais

[lolzords234]

ur speaking the english language u retard. Go back 2 macdonalds where u work cos ur ignorant

[DeskFlyer]

"Yeah"

[gogglebox69]

They can't be Australian, No Auzzy would let a wizard put a spell on his willy. In fact no Auzzy would use the word willy!

[Jemimbo]

No they aren't.

[jonnybebop]

They are British. I'm from Scotland and I think they sound fine but maybe that's 'cause I am used to the English accent.

[jonha321]

Wow, look whos the ignorant one you dumb fuck.

[hlnlhoinl]

they are english, and they do know how to talk, if you can't understand it, get over it, but it must mean your just a bit fucking stupid since its pretty clear...

[jonha321]

I know they're fucking English, I was talking to AQUaDeX you dumbass. Besides, I never even said I can't understand them so shut up.

[hlnlhoinl]

i'd still say you.

[jonha321]

You're such a dolt.

[JMan72O]

You are a sad, stupid, ignorant fuck.

Its people like you who give us Americans a bad rep. So how about you do something patriotic to make up for it.

Say... suicide.

[grumpytosnowwhite]

I second that, JMan72O!!

[mattyk123]

Well If you don't like it, make your own fucking language you ignorant bastard

[RuslanGomez]

that's probably the most ignorant thing I've ever read

[lolzords234]

ha ha ha dont be sore cos u cant pull women like us sexy brits can, the girls ova the pond go crazi 4 our accents(England, northern Ireland, wales and Scotland)

[ClaudiaSwann]

engalish boys are so fuking ugly... :) sorry m8

[bizoland]

david beckham, no need to say more

[manaura]

im not arguing with you, but all becuase this english dude is fuckin ugly dnt mean they all are lol... orlando bloom is totally british :P

[NiteShok]

Excellent!

[johnob]

lol

[smoggyrambo]

have you got one?  yeah....

[LarrySanders]

It's a bit like lord of the rings but on his cock rofl

[LarrySanders]

hahah