A Bone to Pick with Cave

[tailsdollpet]

hmmm he talks about helping the CITY andhow hes into SIEANCE now i think hes the maker of black mesa thumbs up if you agree

[AlbertEinsteinium]

What game/trailer/? is this from? I have no clue, and I really wanna know...If it isn't based off anything, someone quick, make a game!

[dre5922]

@AlbertEinsteinium Its a game called Bastion, the entire game is narrated by this voice. Easily one of my favourite games.

[Avarice66]

First that lovely wedding narration, and now insight into the Lemon-obsessed business man. I can't get enough of it.

[Frooglar]

Can I sex you?

[TheSilverLemon]

$5 says no one would have ever guessed that the stranger was voiced by this guy indiegames (dot) c o m /assets_c/2011/07/loganc_super­giant-thumb-478x307-989.jpg

[bloodsuckern]

@TheSilverLemon or just type out his name so people can GOOGLE IT which is Logan Cunningham

[HelloHalo117]

If anybody's ever read the book "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy, can you not see this guy's voice narrating it absolutely perfectly?

[CameraShyLimited]

@HelloHalo117 Everything by Cormac McCarthy should be read by Logan Cunningham, him reading The Road would make the English speaking world break down in tears.

[T3hGearos]

Black Mesa administrator?

[Gyounen]

So epic.. I believe I may be addicted to this man's voice, I would listen to him read anything.. anything at all.

[Ieatairparticles]

I want this man to narrate my life.

[RCVideoDude]

@Ieatairparticles It would make taking a shit epic.

[HayashiKaiji]

This is so effing awesome!

[TheHaddy95]

The portal easter egg in bastion is pretty awesome

[ChrisW1874]

Amazing job with Bastion

[jvemPiRe14]

@NeoGeoOneTwoThree dorkly?!

[flyinglinx64]

Rucks needs to read the dictionary. I would love it all.

[moviemaker1986]

I keep coming back, and back, and back...

[moviemaker1986]

Whoever you are, you have a spectacular voice, sir. Very poignant; keep it up.

[TheKingOfCarmel]

Me wants more of these.

[uhrukazhaad]

This man is the next Morgan Freeman.

[MemeticMutant]

Voice like a chocolate profiterole, this one.

[TimrodDX]

Can you please do an Engineer voicepack for TF2 and submit it to Valve? I want my Engineer to sound like this.

[Rexxar244]

Okay, so Bastion have something to do with Portal, and Portal is in the same universe as Half-Life.

What if Bastion monsters are Half-Life aliens? Hmm...

[TheSamuraiElf]

AUDIOBOOKS. DO THEM.

[MarkerInTheSand]

Portal and Bastion... easily the two most refreshing and inspiring games to come out in the past few years. Awesome that the two are joined together in this video.

[missyshamwow14]

Rucks gives me nerdgasms.

[TheDarkZeroGame]

hmm, oooh I think I know this narrator, he is the engineer from Team Fortress 2, what an awesome voice.

[sneakywolfshoe]

@TheDarkZeroGame No, he is the narrator in an awesome game called .

[MrKrazykidproduction]

@TheDarkZeroGame hes from bastion

[123ilikecheese456]

The 420 like!!!

[TheReggaeMortis]

Rucks. This channel. Read anything and everything.

Everything ever. Just.. Read.

Your voice is beautiful.

[lampyish]

where is that from ???

[geassguy2]

cave...BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! NOW!

[megamegaman247]

@geassguy2 gave will burn your house doen with some darn lemons

[geassguy2]

@megamegaman247 spelling can you do it?

[BadAssLemons]

Logan Cunningham is the voice actor

[xjontronx]

i love how the half life/portal "universes" are bleeding onto other "universes". extreme nerdgasm

[Cody501st]

please narrate my life, I beg you

[Sqwizal]

The guy speaking is Rucks, (not sure the actual voice actor) he is the narrator in Bastion, which is why he mantions The Kid, one of the reasons this is so awesome! :D

[Bloodhowl]

It could be connected to bastion cause this voice actor did the narration for the game bastion.

[Septype]

@Bloodhowl Um, I don't think J. K. Simmons and Logan Cunningham are the same person.

[Bloodhowl]

@Septype @Septype No I meant the person who did this video is the same person who did narration of the game Bastion,

youtube.com/watch?v=FRFez-ikQY­s

[viscountalpha]

I wonder if there is a hub of our universe/multiverse.

[tomsmazurs]

@viscountalpha There is, it°s called Sigil, the City of Doors.

[RedBricksWall]

Black mesa?

O:

[timerider4]

I don't get it. Just pretending that he is connected Cave somehow? Is that supposed to be entertaining?

[jwf2553]

Does this imply that Rucks is the man Cave told to build a "special safety door" that wouldn't hit him on the butt on his way out before firing him? (hypothetically speaking of course)

[dominickkk5]

i'm not sure i understand this.  who is narrating?

[jokermf461]

@dominickkk5

The one who is narrating, also narrates another game called "The Bastion".

[nzrock1]

Another awesome Rucks video: youtube.com/watch?v=0X3Ih2vU7y­o

[EvilFriedBacon]

You shall make billions with your voice.

[Gl1tchProductions]

I bet cave johnsone burnt his house down with lemons!

[DontClickMeNow]

NEW FALLOUT NARRATOR NAO!

[TheReggaeMortis]

Will you narrate my life?

[amcferron85]

This is the perfect voice for Fallout. Hopefully he gets a role in the next one.

[goronhead]

Everything about this is good.

[Expack3]

Bastion narrator + awesome self-written monologue = WIN

[Brapish]

Everyone loves Science <3

[Chaosbelow247]

Rucks, what do you think of andrew ryan?

[ZombieMonkey7]

Man I love this video!...hypotheticaly speaking that is

[DominicWhite]

This needs to become a series. Hearing Rucks' 'hypothetical' histories with every videogame personality of the past decade would be the BEST THING EVER.

[SheerDark]

@DominicWhite "Mario Mario? Mario with an M? Now, I ain't never heard of a plumber named Mario Mario... but let's say I had...."

[Kayaku]

Cave's turrets sure do come in handy to the kid though.

[KitsunesEmber]

I bought the game Bastion just so I can listen to this mans voice.

[Greatdictator]

lets be honest , that voice gets laid all the time

[bloodsuckern]

@Greatdictator + being black

[NerfedFalcon]

@Greatdictator Possibly, more often than its owner.

[NoqturnePL]

If Rucks didn't meet Cave, then why there's a "Aperture Science Archive" label at the beginning (meaning that this was a archived speech) ? Goddammit Valve Y U MESSING WITH MY HEAD

[ZolRing]

@NoqturnePL I think its supposed to be that someone else from Aperture interviewed Rucks later. Therefore there doesn't need to be a meeting between the two men.

Although to be honest all of Rucks 'metaphorically speaking' comments have this very nudge nudge wink wink vibe to them that indicates he may have met him.

[LTNetjak]

Can't compete with Cave. I mean, his name is Cave, can't get much more manager than that, unless your name is Cave and you eat rocks, pass them as bigger rocks, then crush your enemy with it.

[Mrzeebub]

Please tell me there will be more videos on this channel. Seriously. Tell me. In THAT voice.

[wuzlump]

But do you approve of the Mantis-Men? That's the real pressing question.

[donoteatmikezila]

I would listen to this man read the phone book. The white pages, even.

[flamebot4475]

Rucks is black.

[dravorek]

hint: it's for some kind of Bastion easter egg

[suicidalbanananana]

Any speculations?

Im personally hoping this is some vague hint towards adv chambers releasing soon, but i really dont see how though.

[thefinaljester]

Not sure if real...

[jamesandhisgames]

This is amazing. I almost fell out of my chair from the blast of awesome.

Vote for Rucks in 2012.

[dweezy1688]

Now you're thinking with portals! Err.. turrets I mean.

[MisterLoon]

Thankyou Mr Rucks. That makes it just about as clear as mud.

[Hyperfludd]

Holy....really? Wow. Simply fantastic.

[SheerDark]

... 307 views? 16 likes? No comments?

What the hell is wrong with you, Youtube?!

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@SheerDark What the hell does Youtube have to do with that?