The worst superpower ever.

[FlinckShinesOn]

That last thing with the chair was the last drop >8( Just got a subscribe... deal with it!

[29wilsonrams]

dear matt what is the most stupid question you have been asked keep it goin your awsome and so are girls

[videogamenostalgia]

the worst superpower ever is goatse

[29wilsonrams]

this is a comment

[do0mwiebr0t]

@29wilsonrams lies!

[quickaswink]

I lolled so hard at the worst superpower =D

[darkevil836]

what would be the best sex posit5ion 4 doin an asian chick?????????????

[RabbidTea]

Your British

Ergo, Your Cool

[TwinPanama]

You rock. But... can you rock out with another musician that is not you?

[MrFuranshisuko]

Anyone else think this guy looks like James May?

[keeblel1994]

i spent time thinking bout this and i thought the best but kinda cheating when you think of this, best power: what you think of can happen, just that simple i think i can fly? bam bitch im souring, can bullets kill me? i think not. owned!

[tmacandcheese1]

Dear Matt

(>^(>o.o)>

That is all.

[SomeDude881]

I threw a glass bottle into the ocean with a note reading: 'Should I trust that doing something impossible will be possible such as throwing a bottle into the ocean with a note inside, hoping that it will be sent to you?'

[KoreannM]

Gosh. You're so dang cute... 

[beantownkid38]

Man... was not expecting that manly voice along with that accent (had previously never heard you talk). I never understood why you can't hear accents when people sing.

Good shit.

[coffeekoneko]

I once had a flying dream, and it ended up exactly as you described.

[bluespinn]

your hair is silly, matt

[Brickr14]

Dear Matt,

Lately the other kids at school have been teasing me and calling me a "virgin." I don't know what it means but it sounds hurtful. Can you please explain the meaning of this word and tell me what I can do to not be a virgin anymore?

[caityrockstar]

@Brickr14 uhhh not my bisnis but

it meens you havent had sex...

so in order not to be a virgin you half to have sex...

[Uzuchihua]

@Brickr14 are you fuckiing serious?

[fur911]

Dear Matt

Whats 2+2?

[KlavierKummer]

@fur911 OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RCCola339]

Dear Matt-

Your head exploded. Then it came back instantaneously. Please explain.

[zonshadow]

Deat Matt

How can i become as awesome as you? Do i have to go to Australia?

[Doolittle2010]

@zonshadow New Zealand*

[Pie42795]

8 People actually crap themselves when they have an erection.

[Kizales]

Dear Matt,

Every time I get an erection, I end up having explosive diarrhea! I've even tried using laxatives as an attempt of reverse psychology on my ass, but it just made my condition worse DX

Kyle, Florida

[McKbuscus]

Hey. Question 2. Answer: NOTHING! He's a real boy now, he'd just be lying.

[Pie42795]

Dear Matt

I am too attractive to women, really! They won't stay away from me. At first it was cool, but now its gotten out of hand. I am being mauled by super models as we speak. How can I make myself less attractive, while still being attractive? Thanks.

[SolumDementia]

YOUR AN AUSSIE? NO WAAAAAY

[sailer42falcon]

Answer to ponnochio-..........yes

[darkknightstudios88]

Dear Matt,

Near as I can tell your voice has an accent from down under, yet in many of your songs like O' Holy Night, or the pokemon theme, it sounds more American. Do you have an explanation as to why this is?

Keep it up, in all ways.

[kfsie1]

Dear Matt.

I notice hair has been growing around my asshole, could you tell me why?

[ChillinandKillin86]

Your fucking MAJESTIC! Your like a magical Unicorn

[NDawgHoyt]

I feel bad because you haven't posted any new sort your shit out videos since I made your head explode. :(

[mattmulholland26]

@NDawgHoyt You should try editing video without a head. It's fucking impossible.

[NDawgHoyt]

@mattmulholland26 I made an acapella multitrack of "My Girl". I might as well have been editing without a head because I had no fucking clue what I was doing. I could do the singing part, but I ending up employing the services of a computer nerd for the rest. :p

[Dizbrothek]

@mattmulholland26 challenge accepted 

[phantombadger]

worst super power. its not really a super power. its more of a disability. a Super power has to be something above normal, something super human an ability that some one cant get by getting hit in the head. you could hypnotize someone to shit when they get an erection. the worst super power would be something like super smelling, think of that with a single subway trip and how much you'd smell. or something like the power to command Kiwis or skin transparency, ability to turn you skin invisible.

[D0m0Pr0]

Dear matt i got this thing in my chest what do i do

[moomoomamoo]

An unmeasurable moment after he said "My nose will grow now" his nose would grow because his nose didn't grow at that instant.

[TylerHulsey]

holy shit your from that one country with that one accent

[DanielLovesPatois]

"it would be aweseme cause you could, like, fly and shit"

gz, you got me there. :)

[thecodipheriousone]

the likes on this video are 420 leave them!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Friidas]

Matt, why are you so awesome? Surely, you weren't born this awesome? Cheers!

[grimdeathkid]

Dear, Matt which of the evil terminators would you want to be chased by the first, second or third ?

[justabike]

Dear Matt, I still have no idea how the big bang works, can you explain it?

[GrumpyMagician]

Dear Matt,

I'm staying up later and later every night due to watching awesome videos like yours.

Can you think of any good ways to separate me from my laptop?

[Zalfion]

Dear Matt

What would happen if you get both the best and worst superpower, "X-ray vision" and "shit your pants when you get a boner".?

[goldensuncrocodile]

Dear Matt

I'm probably going to Tawa College next year, any teachers I should look out for?

Thanks

[DeathNoteFan126]

2:44 so chimpy was obsessed with porn,drugs,and alcohal...dam thats a bad combo.

[ColdSword816P]

just say your videos. yeah i think you should get more views :(

keep the great shit up

^^^^ that was contridictory xD

[TheAlphafly]

Wash you hair, lose weight, grow mustache.

[stewieisthelord]

I think the worst would be stretching

[MrBC00L321]

i realized what would be the best superpower: changing reality in anyway you want.

for example you want to be in a reality where there is peace and harmony or where there is an apocalyptic world. And if somebody is pointing a gun at you, you could change reality where he didn't have the gun or any weapon at all. or you could change reality where you have awesome superpowers.

[danielsspace]

i dont want to harm the humor of the show but what is you side on the midlle east conflicts with israel and arabs

[Frankozoid10]

Dear Matt, I farted and my teacher heard it. I need to kill her now, what do you think?

[JAMUSMCGAMUS]

Dear Matt,

I was watching a scene of videodrome on youtube while eating icecream and it did not go well.

Do you have any advice for eating lots of food while watching gory films safely?

Thanks!

[2211bigpapa]

I like your shit. Thanks for the entertainment :)

[TheNeji07]

1:40 EPIC!

[appssixsixsix]

Dear Matt,

What exactly WILL happen in 2012. Should I quit my job and live like a king expecting the anhilation of the human race OR just not worry about it?

Thanks.

[vanillajunior]

You're one ugly chud troll, but you're funny. Too funny...

[solsaviour]

Dearest Sir Matt Mulholland,

When will we see an animated you?

[Theodosiou74]

im gonna mac all over your tits

[TraceofHatred]

1:48 face LOL



[ghostflames852]

Matt, love your channel, need your advice.. If you're a guy, and your girlfriend tongue punches you in the fartbox, and you kinda like it, does that make you gay???

[TheMrGhostlore]

Dear Matt,

I am going through withdraws of you not putting out video's. How can I fix this?

Thanks! J-rod

[mattmulholland26]

@TheMrGhostlore Watch my videos in reverse, it's a whole new experience! I'm coming back next week hopefully

[jardinepatten]

I once did a list over on Buzzfeed listing the worst superpowers to have. I believe that one I came up with was excreting faecal matter via the pores on your skin... all the time.

[MrAnarchojoe]

Dear Matt, i have acne everywhere on my body. I've tried all the medication that "cures' acne, but none of them work. My friend said that lion semen is a good cure. Know any good places where i can get some lion skeet?

[Hamsam333]

Dear Matt

I just got a new iPhone and it keeps autocorrecting everything I type

Please help

Hamsam

[IronMan9771]

I have two questions. When will you make another syso episode? Also, I asked a girl out and she sain no, But I really like her. how do I get her to reconsider?

[Mariomon12345]

Listen Matt. I know you probably don't like me, but I fucking love you. So please answer my qestion you fucking bitch if you dont answer it asshole dickhead.

I shit out my dick one time. It's still in there. So when we make love, will you mind if my cum is shit?

[laughwhore47]

Dear Matt, While I was at the Zoo with my cousin the other day, I saw a monkey taking a pooped. Is this weird?

[PantherCamaro]

hey we should hang out and play video games

[mattmulholland26]

@PantherCamaro I love video games. My ps3 just broke though... Pretty cut up about it.

[PantherCamaro]

@mattmulholland26 perhaps I could give you my ps3 would that make you happy?

[benzumon]

@mattmulholland26 Some one buy this man a Game station!

[TheBobcatlover]

@mattmulholland26 thats why you should have bought a 360 :P

[PantherCamaro]

yeah i got the glow in the dark ghost busters shirt

[ejshultz]

you get my bottle yet?

[iopichio]

dear Matt.

OH-MY-GOD D:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

thanks.

[EvilMutantPenguin]

Can you be our school counselor?? Ya know, sort our shit out.

[madjam002]

Dear Matt,

I wrote my shit on a piece of paper and dumped it into the Ocean, but I'm not sure if it has got to you.

Can you confirm the delivery?

Thanks

[Musicdudez]

Dear Matt,

whats the answer of 50 divided by zero?

[cw71017]

Dear Matt,

What are some good mind blowing questions like the Pinocchio one on this episode?

Yours,

The man with a palindrome in his name.

[2b3the1]

Here's a question. Are you wearing a ghostbuster shirt or do you hate the Pillsburry Dough Boy? If so, shame on you!

[draklorian]

Hey Matt!

I cant think of a question... Sorry.

Have a good day!

[DerInternet]

@mattmulholland26 i just checked the stats of this video .. you are only watched by dudes. isn't that scary?

[apocalyptor333]

hey Matt, I actually send you a note in a bottle and I'm wondering have you got it?

[hayleythekid]

Hey Matt,

My flatmate is a fucking nutjob. We all lock our doors at night because we're worried he'll watch over us in our sleep. No, seriously, he's weird and unstable. He wants to be a doctor, but he has 'no value for human life' - real quote from him. He also says he's 'pre-med' - he's re-sitting NCEA lvl3 sciences!

How the hell do we get rid of him without him snapping and killing us all with his carved wooden cane? (I wish I was joking)

-Green jumper girl.

[TheBigDvideos]

4 people have shat themself during an erection.

[SuperPhreak23]

Hi, Matt. Suppose Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married. Would that make them both Taylor Lautner?

[mybungas]

Dear Matt, the theory of milankovitch cycles changes in the sun's orbit around the sun is such a simpe easy,pic of cake theory that ican ivn write a 10 page essay on it!,but sum dumb retarded bitch sitting at the front in the ESCI 301 geology lecture on the theory todae kept on arguing with the lecturer wen he was totally rite confusing the shit out of herself making her truly look retarded in front of the whole class

[sirduke91able]

What if I dont want to sort my shit out? Dude gross...

[kokoinmars]

Hey Matt,

Your videos are amazing, but you still have so few views. I can see your problem though. It seems that though you are so talented, you are not a hot babe, and you also happen to be hideous to look at. If you can change either or both of the above two disadvantages, I imagine your fame will surpass anything that all these hacks here on youtube enjoy.

Love, Koko

[NDawgHoyt]

I just remembered to tell you, I got that question from my ECON teacher, my exact response to the question was: "His head would explode".

[MAUR1C1OX]

Dear Matt,

Shit never happens in my life, how do i make shit happen?

[Burckhard22]

Hey Matt- Telekinesis or Telepathy? Keep up the good work.

[deathpresent101]

Are you dutch

[natalieH2303]

Dear Matt,

I love you and want to marry you. What should I do?

[CapNCorn]

Is this a stupid question?

[RSbigboi5]

I have just spent the past 4 hours looking at your videos and I think I am in love with you. Does that make me gay?

[egodamonra]

The vid is cool. Just need to try and have lest cuts in your mesh... i mean vid. Because it becomes very detracting.

[JamieE700]

Dear Matt,

did you get my message? i put it in a bottle and threw it into the sea just like you said. It wouldn't have to go far cos im a kiwi too

[jtdrummerwannabe]

you're a kiwi. good shit. same mate. no wonder ya wanna have the power to fly. mahaha- i'm funny. anyways, good work mate. peace

[DPagua]

Dear Matt, how come you have a double chin if you're not fat?

[4evermewtwo]

lol facebook @2:39

[mahaman55]

1:26

YES! xD

[iamboredrightnow24]

...wait a second...shitting yourself everytime you get an erection isnt normal?!?!?!

[kokoinmars]

Dear Matt,

I noticed your monkey has been naughty. You should spank it more often.

[violadude0987]

Dear Matt, I want to study music like you, where should I go to college?

[k0takun]

Dear Matt, If you were at a point where you had to choose between a loyal mistress or a cheating wife, who will you take?

[Romle69]

Dear Matt

If you become a big star what would you most like or be addicted too (Drugs / Sex / rock&roll)

[icerushhk09]

You kinda look like Danny Mcbride

[HiHaHofi]

Dear Matt,

do you like beards? and if yes, which one's your favorite?

sincerely, me

[rlucas340]

FUCK YEAH!!! Dear Matt, how the hell do you spell fuck yeah?!?

[PrototypeScope]

Dear matt,

Is there a way to herpy derp derp?

ps: Keep up the good work!

-derp

[SpyralVideo]

Dear Matt,

Will the earth end on may 21st?

Love One of your good fans,

SpyralVideo

[WildZangoose]

Dear Matt,

What the fuck?

Sincerely,

A fucking pokemon

[FrickFrack]

You're no poser, yet you answer the shit out of posers. Knowing shit, thinking shit, dumping wizdom on the youtube, it's a superpower and your shit is the shit.

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

4:07 That is a great escape method

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

1:53 your face is priceless.

[NaturalRS]

Dear Matt,

Is is bad to fuck a chick and your dick to change colors?

Sincerely,

[katieroxxursoxx]

Dear Matt,

I currently just found a rock that gave me super ninja/pirate power and i don't know if I should tell my family or friends.

Sincerely scared shit,

Katie

[ZeePintor]

Deat Matt,

Can you choose my comment please?

[thingi0ma0jig]

Dear Matt, How the hell can you get easy as grades in university?

- Azza

[tkdkid32]

Hello Matt, my friend and I were arguing about whether or not backpacks are called backpacks or book bags.

You are the only one I can ask.

thank you for sorting my shit. There is no one better than you, Matt.

[Warez420]

Matt i must know, do you smoke pot? from canada here, and will totally come visit you if you do.

-matt

[shagua]

Hay i saw u on comdy gala on tv told everyone at home dat ur on youtube now they all subscripd u were crack up bro

[toaLewanuva]

Dear Matt,

on one of my school trips i met with a ghost girl, who has fallen in love with me. Since she didn't come with us home, i forgot about her, but she sent me a letter that she found out where i live (i didn't tell her) and now she's coming to my place! i don't want ot be haunted as long as i live, what should i do? should i ask my friends, maybe one of them are into necrophilia (i hope i wrote that right) or should i seek for a male ghost who wants to go out with her?

[GodsFinalShow]

I've heard you can blow shit up with your mind, is that true?

[laughwhore47]

MagnusOverlord, you really though that out, didn't you? That's some pretty deep shit, man.

[laughwhore47]

Dear Matt,  Does a bear shit in the woods?

[314Dene]

i hate your "viewer comment of the week" background noise...why dont u fuckin change it

[MochaMan247]

Dear Matt,

What is Swag?

[Maxfu]

Dear Matt, If I was being chased by a coffin and took a cough drop, would the coffin stop?

[thejakinator108]

I tried sending my question in a bottle, but I got a hundred dollar fine for littering... thanks dick.

[Ceevro]

I can ride a bike with no handlebars. What can you do?

[mattmulholland26]

@Ceevro I can keep rhythm with no metronome.

[Ceevro]

@mattmulholland26 I think we may have just tripped over the next epic multitrack...

[icecremer]

@mattmulholland26 Meh, i can shit uranium....

[Leprechaun003onXBL]

@mattmulholland26 flobots! :D

[darknipple]

@mattmulholland26 that's easy for anyone musically-inclined.

[TyneFan09]

Dear Matt,

What is the best thing to defend yourself with in a Zombie apocalypse?

PS

I love your videos, especially your multi-tracks

[jewonabicycle]

Dear Matt,

Where have all the ladybirds gone?

[Mindblown94]

Dear Matt,

What can go up a chimney down and down a chimney up?

[TheCammerhammer]

Dear Matt,

I seem to have lost my pants. Could you help me find them?

[Kamelotgab]

Dear matt,

How do I shot web like spider man?

[SVRTheFallenOne]

Would a jewish vampire be scared of the cross?

[blackbelt528]

Dear Matt,

What is your technique for picking up ladies?

[e36mmg]

Dear Matt,

The ultimate question: boobs or butts?

-mattgreen

[ItsMrS]

Dear Matt,

why do you have to mumble so much that the automatically transcribed captions are almost better than the actual text?

[Shanetim]

Dear Matt,

Why did you change the intro video?

[NickyyJ]

Dear matt,

I live near a beach and when I tried to deliver my message through ocean currents the waves just washed it back up whatever shall I do?

[Speedpwns]

Hey Matt it's me again, just wondering if you could do some more Porno talk for me and the girlies.

Forever a true follower,

Speedpwns

[pagan1cow]

Dear Matt, I want to make every drug legal. How should I go about doing it?

[Escher3]

Dear Matt,

-You- are a sexy bitch... :D

[ticonderoga123]

Dear Matt,

My boyfriend is in a sorority. With girls. If your girlfriend were in a fraternity with boys, what would you do?

[kgusguy]

I threw a bottle in the sea. Did you get it?

[animefangirl1233]

dear matt, VAMPIRES OF ZOMBIES?

[Steff8000]

Yo Matt! What's up with the long fingernails? Had to ask, cause I think I have lofinailphobia (long finger nail phobia) Maybe you could help me get rid of it?

[GuessWhosFakeAndGay]

Dear Matt,

If you were standing by the gates of heaven and hell, you would see two gates with a guard by both of them. One of the guards is always lying and the other one telling the truth. And the condition is - you can ask one question to both of the guards, but the questions must be the same. What would be the question if you want to go to heaven?

Please sort my shit, it's driving me nuts.

Good luck.

Edgar

[traltixx]

How do you achieve superb lighting?

[flyingmonkey4315]

Dear Matt,

 Am I gay? If so, how do I know? If not, how would I achieve this?"

With much love, I think,

Me...

[trombonepenguin]

Hey Matt,

How come Brits such as yourself speak with a british accent but sing without one? Do you turn into an American when you sing? I wouldn't recommend that if it's true, because life sucks over here..... except for Taco Bell. That's pretty tasty dog meat.

[crawfoliam]

@trombonepenguin Hes a New Zealander bro.

[trombonepenguin]

@crawfoliam Crap. My bad. Thanks for not calling me a fucktard like every thirteen year old on youtube likes to do.

/\/\/\ You see that people?!? That's how you treat people in real life. He didn't insult me or throw rocks at me covered in babies blood. He just kindly pointed out my mistake and even called me bro. You have restored my faith in humanity.

[RandomEagle123]

Dear Matt

Sharks or dolphins?