love this guy....everything he says is true....its not as whaddefuxx said.....made up like other comedians...its all true, its all real....and u can relate to it lol awesome XD
Very decent of him to praise his competition, Steven Wright. Not many professional comedians mention how much they like other comedians. Shows how big-hearted BC is. Top geezer.
The guy Billy is talking about at the end,his name is Steven wright...he Is also very funny but does his act more calm and relaxed...love all of billy's stuff,I laugh my @ss off at almost everything he says.
i love this guy he is the best scottish comedian ever. and all of his material is unscripted and off the top of his head not like most comedians who have to write the shit down before they give a performance and also he is a true all rounder acting in not only comedy movies but serious roles as well and also doing documented stuff as well a true legend and absolutely funny guy
@boss24musician oh no not hell, because that's a real place that you've been to and have proof of, that is anything but anecdotal, oh yes I'm very worried now, I'm pissing my self, a lot like Billy is.
I love that Connolly can laugh at and tell other comedian's jokes and say how great other people are (I also love Steven Wright -- and Milton Jones kinda reminds me of him, a recent comic), most comedians are too up tight by comparison.
I was at a friends place when the front door slams open as though some one kicked it in. No one was around and wasn't going to be around for hours. The door was locked and shut. Somehow it unlocked without a sound. It opened without a sound. Then I went to close it. I put my hand on it and tried to close it but something was holding the door open. Ghosts do exist. I work out and it took all my muscle power to get the door closed. I could see the door from where I was sitting so I watched it open
@johnhamilton08 Bill doesn't partake in the sauce anymore John. It would have to be a coffee these days. But what a thought.. I've always had Bill on my 'who would I like to invite to dinner' list....!! Legend..
@assym2006 I agree with you about religion, it's all codswallup. But, a belief in the afterlife itself has merit. We all need to seperate a belief in an afterlife from religion. I'm almost certain there is an afterlife, I've seen and heard many unimaginable things.
BC is so right! he speaks what many of us believe... these reality shows are all rigged! i dont watch anymore , no matter how popular they are... in fact the more popular they get, the stupider it seems...YOU GO MAN, TELL IT LIKE IT IS..
I find it really fascinating that Billy Connolly, who I personally consider the greatest comedian in the world, thinks Stephen Wright is the funniest man alive. I love Stephen Wright as well, I'd say he's a very close runner up to Billy. Makes you wonder who it is that all your personal idols themselves idolize. For example, who is your favourite singer's favourite singer? Fascinating to wonder.
i loved that show when i was young. My mom went bonkers and gave me a God talk almost everytime she !she saw me watching a gost investigation. i never believed what they were finding! watching ghost shows were all in good fun!! But mom was all like "You may think it's innocent now, but that's how the devil gets into you!"
the more she tried talking to me, the more psychotic she sounded. -_-'
i think billy has a right to question the afterlife but really thinjk about it for a second if nothing does happen then how is it possible to not see anything even though ur not seeing u cant imagine being dead but then again it isnt plausible
i'm gonna be open-minded here and say that ghost/spirits do NOT excist. it's all bullshit. i have never seen a ghost or had any supernatural experiences what-so-ever in my whole life. if ghosts were real everybody would have seen one. end of.
Careful, your intellect is showing though, what colour crayon did you practice that reply with? I hope i didn't offend your superior mind - i can't be sure because yours doesn't work like anyone's above the age of 3. Have you also been abducted by aliens - anally probed perhaps?
hahahaha - very good - it's quite a while since I came across anyone as ehh....Daft is as good as any. If you think that the world is all black and white and you know all the answers what are you doing on YouTube on Sunday? You should be in Church listening to everybody worshipping you! Seriously though - no offence - Life's too short! (why do people say that?! Life is the LONGEST thing we can do!!! lol! ) BTW Would you equate Billy's intellect with a 3 year-old's because he uses "language"?
I never said i knew all the answers - i leave that to priests. I have no problem will bad language - particularly from BC. Just as soon as there is a single shred of evidence for the supernatural i will fall over and worship it - until then, it remains bullshit for the gullible, and rather obvious bullshit at that. No offence taken, or intended - i enjoy the cut and thrust of debate!
I totally agree about Most Haunted - it screams fake!! BUT........ I have read and researched and hunted and with an open mind...there is a percentage of these experiences that can only be explained by the continuation of life after "death" whatever the fuck that is!! Read "The Near-Death Experiences of Children" by Dr Melvin Morse!! - OPEN mind remember now!!! lol!
As high as a kite
duncandar 22 hours ago
OH NO!!! The 3 of Knife In The Face!!!!!!
JackSparrow131999 2 days ago
love this guy....everything he says is true....its not as whaddefuxx said.....made up like other comedians...its all true, its all real....and u can relate to it lol awesome XD
purehate999 2 days ago
This wee yank-Irish lass adores Billy Connolly!
Celts are the best lovers-and most brilliant comedians!
KCKatheist 1 week ago
Artificial legs. Real feet! Lol
rocketjunkie88 2 weeks ago
I love how he starts praising Steven Wright at the end. Another great comedian, Steven Wright.
curtarmmar 2 weeks ago
Oh no! The 4 of smack in the mouth.
dilwich123 2 weeks ago
u can see the energy moving around in his trousaurs lol
beautifulstar333 2 weeks ago
I watched this while eating. Big mistake.
KrazyNinjaPanda 3 weeks ago 4
When he starts cracking up talking about tarot cards lmao
Lace420ful 3 weeks ago
Billy is the GOD persay of comedy
edmonsonfan666 1 month ago 2
If I ever have to go to war I hope Billy is leading the charge.
werepig 1 month ago
I love how he cracks himself up :D
Aimtofflan 1 month ago
"I'm getting something...Steven? Steven?" "Christian?" "Yeah Christian!"
JumpinPakFlash 1 month ago
i was wondering wot that concert the vid was from
vindicare772 1 month ago
@vindicare772 Not sure which city or country it is, but it's from the "was it something I said" DVD I believe
w0bbl3r 1 month ago
i believe that was sarcasm
FyreTiger2K 1 month ago
I have never before seen a comedian quote another comedian on stage. It just seems like a cheat somehow.
ShawnRavenfire 1 month ago
"Christine...?"
"YEAH Christine!!" HAHAHAH!
flankspeed 2 months ago
Very decent of him to praise his competition, Steven Wright. Not many professional comedians mention how much they like other comedians. Shows how big-hearted BC is. Top geezer.
wobblefluff 2 months ago 5
@wobblefluff Very true, just a shame Steven Wright is about as funny as a wet dishcloth
w0bbl3r 1 month ago
@w0bbl3r I am looking at a wet dishcloth and ROFL.
wobblefluff 1 month ago
when he says 'the power of the stones' i absolutely pissed myself, gotta be one of his best lines
NZacoustic 2 months ago 5
I do believe in ghosts but this is soooooo funny
mrguitarmadmatt 2 months ago
is he a joker from batman or something !!!
open2door 2 months ago
people say comedians dont laugh at there own gig lol wrong!!
cherrypie341 2 months ago
The 10 of hangmans!!!hahaha
StevieT1986 2 months ago
He's got artificial legs...and real feet.
ICutThatGrassForFree 2 months ago
love how he says "...cause there's no such FUCKING thing!"
CounterNerd 2 months ago
Am I the only one who wants those tarot cards?
LilAnimeFreak100 2 months ago 4
rightfully voted the best ever......ever!!.....
billyulster1690 3 months ago
He has the balls to say what he thinks that's why he is one of the best comedians alive
brianmullins1991 3 months ago
percy the god, sounds like a beloved childhood character :)
el6caballo6oscuro6 3 months ago
hahah hes just brilliant this made me laugh so much
xZKELLIERzX 3 months ago
my name is Percy ;D
Jorper77 3 months ago
8 people are called percy
dmohr7 3 months ago
PURE LMAO!!!
OddPieceLady 3 months ago
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AWE NO, THE 3 OF KNIFE IN THE FACE
zinkzoyd 3 months ago
8 people think god is called percy
Jarv1s 3 months ago
The guy Billy is talking about at the end,his name is Steven wright...he Is also very funny but does his act more calm and relaxed...love all of billy's stuff,I laugh my @ss off at almost everything he says.
slimsniper72076 3 months ago
I DO believe god is called Percy! Or would be if he existed, anyway.
Faramirel 4 months ago
"The ten of hangman!" I've seen this clip so many times and it still makes me cry with laughter. His laughter at his own jokes is very infectious!
lhawkerNZ 4 months ago
The two of kicked to death in a dark alley, lmao
Mshalamov 4 months ago 6
Stephan Wright
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oh,. i need to put it in the top box.,
AaaaghJOE 4 months ago
@AaaaghJOE StephEn !!!
NumbMuzik 4 months ago
@AaaaghJOE Stephen Wleft
acledmaiden 3 months ago 3
@AaaaghJOE Stephen....
hunga224 3 months ago
I read Tarot, and I still had to laugh my arse off at his Tarot bit!
"Oh! The Ten of Hangmans!"
"Is that bad?"
"Sound fuckin' good to you??"
"Oh no! The Three of Knife-In-The-Face!"
BladeFuller 4 months ago 4
I used to watch Most haunted back in it's earlier years. I became addicted to seeing what crap the ladie comes up with! xD
When the psychic tried launching his own spin-off show, i just about died with laughter!!
RosesofWillows 4 months ago
@TheAlgonquinator: Explain to me how the fuck a door can "slam open" as if kicked, but do it "without a sound"? How fuckin daft are you?
gaelictech 4 months ago
i love this guy he is the best scottish comedian ever. and all of his material is unscripted and off the top of his head not like most comedians who have to write the shit down before they give a performance and also he is a true all rounder acting in not only comedy movies but serious roles as well and also doing documented stuff as well a true legend and absolutely funny guy
hewhoshunsthelight 4 months ago
I hope he never dies.I will not be able to take it.Best comedian that has ever lived.
Cullyy1989 5 months ago
@Cullyy1989 Hopefully Frankie Boyle will take Billy's place when hes gone
StatikSubs 4 months ago
Right on!
soulinite 5 months ago
The tarot part just kills me!!!!Awesome!!!!
MichaelSyrigos 5 months ago
Funniest comedian alive, just cause he makes none of his jokes up, they all actually happened...
whaddefuxx 5 months ago 63
@whaddefuxx ah probably 10% truth the rest billys imagination
Zephyesa 1 month ago
oh the 3 of knife in the face !!!! lol billy is one of the funniest humans ever
never believed in a god !! now i have one and i can see him !!! lol
wildtatz 5 months ago 49
oh no the 3 of knife in the face and the 2 of kicked to death in a dark alley where the best.
harrycoulter1 6 months ago
6 people got the 2 of Kicked To Death In A Dark Alley
blackserenade24 6 months ago
I love it when Billy buckles at the knees laughing. My favorite part of the show!
kyuteh 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA Im in pain hahahaah
h3cquig 6 months ago
Holy shit, Stephen Wright's good--he can make BILLY CONNOLLY piss himself.
Fab4Sunrises 6 months ago
oh no! the three of knife in the face!!
markfsa 6 months ago
Too bad he will rot in hell for not believing in our lord and savior
boss24musician 6 months ago
@boss24musician haha good one
MrJoviun 6 months ago
@boss24musician hahahaha your a funny guy if you realy mean what you see, go see a doctor
arbakra 6 months ago
@boss24musician Bible thumper. Lighten up man.
SHaDeYBlu31 6 months ago
@boss24musician Pffft Grow up! Otherwise you might be on Santa's Naughty list!!
GoDSaDeLuSioN 6 months ago
@boss24musician hows that fear of dying treating you?
godieinafirenow 6 months ago
@boss24musician Too bad that you'll go to hell for being a dense moron...
CelestanVolkus 6 months ago
@CelestanVolkus haha pot kettle black!
caninedog 6 months ago
@boss24musician oh no not hell, because that's a real place that you've been to and have proof of, that is anything but anecdotal, oh yes I'm very worried now, I'm pissing my self, a lot like Billy is.
UrinationNation 6 months ago
@boss24musician he seems to be doing fine at the moment, now shut up bible humper
Georgeous129 4 months ago
i got a fucking fullhouse here...
mcloud72 6 months ago
Oh no, the two of kicked to death in an alley! XD
MD2389 6 months ago
Laughing at your own jokes and still being the funniest man alive - Billy Connolly is a total genius!
a120068020 6 months ago 4
I love that Connolly can laugh at and tell other comedian's jokes and say how great other people are (I also love Steven Wright -- and Milton Jones kinda reminds me of him, a recent comic), most comedians are too up tight by comparison.
ChristopherDone 6 months ago
Steven wright is pretty fuckin funny too :P
TheGreatBunghole16 7 months ago
I was at a friends place when the front door slams open as though some one kicked it in. No one was around and wasn't going to be around for hours. The door was locked and shut. Somehow it unlocked without a sound. It opened without a sound. Then I went to close it. I put my hand on it and tried to close it but something was holding the door open. Ghosts do exist. I work out and it took all my muscle power to get the door closed. I could see the door from where I was sitting so I watched it open
TheAlgonquinator 7 months ago
@TheAlgonquinator Grow up.
rhyzparson 5 months ago
The power of the stones!
SpicyRocketSauce 7 months ago
I love coming back to watch this video. Cracks me up every time.
lhawkerNZ 7 months ago
We had to watch "Britain's most haunted" during an English lesson at school when we were writing ghost stories. THE. MOST. HILARIOUS. LESSON. EVER.
ADEMruinedmylife909 8 months ago 3
im sure 48,000 views on this vid is me , lol
mrgolfdriva 8 months ago
A love how he laughs at his own jokes
BlacKobra100 8 months ago
They have light seeking, heat seeking, sound seeking, laser beams, xrays, search lights, secret pads they have everything but a FUCKIN GHOST lol
BlacKobra100 8 months ago
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Nice newrocks he has :D
runescapeia 9 months ago
i was playing solitare with tarot cards.... five guys died! :P
dontdreamit 9 months ago
I want to have a pint with this guy
johnhamilton08 9 months ago 3
@johnhamilton08 Bill doesn't partake in the sauce anymore John. It would have to be a coffee these days. But what a thought.. I've always had Bill on my 'who would I like to invite to dinner' list....!! Legend..
ahpollyolly 7 months ago
oh i cant take it.. hes fucking brilliant
MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt 9 months ago
I personally don't believe in God Percy either XD
brambleberry95 10 months ago
"oh no!! the three of knife in the face" ROFL
MrFlameifrit 10 months ago 2
Oh no! The 3 of knife in the face!
Vertman3000 10 months ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
used to be funny - lost with age and money
mjdw65 11 months ago
OMG Between 4.25 and 4.33 he sounds like the joker lol
Cazzah1990 11 months ago
2:35 lol
danmartin4 11 months ago
Has to be one of my top ten Billy rants.
nausinora 11 months ago
Billy Connolly has a certain... Energy.
*Billy reaches out of the screen and slaps me*
What the fuck was'at?!?
StevieTeeVee92 11 months ago
Spend 24 hours at 11,Eastville Road,Bedford,then tell me that spirits don't excist!!
pirate259 11 months ago
About Ghost Hunters :-)
JeanMichelAbrassart 1 year ago
gehen einige Schlampe
XXrockman123XX 1 year ago
The five guys that Steven Wright killed with the tarot cards have YouTube accounts.
Sargesgrl12 1 year ago
correction u are the funniest man on earth billy :D
EPIClca 1 year ago
"My uncle was a weird guy... artificial legs... real feet."
freakystyley4000 1 year ago
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"Artificial legs... real feet."
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freakystyley4000 1 year ago
the certain energy is in your pants! :L
Immiy0 1 year ago 2
I love how he just bends over and laughs. I think Billy has more fun then the audience does.
odensmeadhorn 1 year ago
@assym2006 I agree with you about religion, it's all codswallup. But, a belief in the afterlife itself has merit. We all need to seperate a belief in an afterlife from religion. I'm almost certain there is an afterlife, I've seen and heard many unimaginable things.
fogwatch 1 year ago
Yeah, tarot cards are kinda bullshit. Still fun, though! :D
snorlax42 1 year ago
i was playing solitaire with taro cards, five guys died hahahahaah awesome
Vulgaels 1 year ago
hilarious!!!
MrLeedsunitedfan09 1 year ago
love this guy!
MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt 1 year ago
Pity he used to be funny in the 70's....
welshhibby 1 year ago
@welshhibby He'll always be funny. He's a living legend. An inspiration.
eSKiUKNZ1989 1 year ago 2
BC is so right! he speaks what many of us believe... these reality shows are all rigged! i dont watch anymore , no matter how popular they are... in fact the more popular they get, the stupider it seems...YOU GO MAN, TELL IT LIKE IT IS..
thornysubject 1 year ago
I find it really fascinating that Billy Connolly, who I personally consider the greatest comedian in the world, thinks Stephen Wright is the funniest man alive. I love Stephen Wright as well, I'd say he's a very close runner up to Billy. Makes you wonder who it is that all your personal idols themselves idolize. For example, who is your favourite singer's favourite singer? Fascinating to wonder.
ArcaneAzmadi 1 year ago 2
i loved that show when i was young. My mom went bonkers and gave me a God talk almost everytime she !she saw me watching a gost investigation. i never believed what they were finding! watching ghost shows were all in good fun!! But mom was all like "You may think it's innocent now, but that's how the devil gets into you!"
the more she tried talking to me, the more psychotic she sounded. -_-'
RosesofWillows 1 year ago
i like the oils an dthat from them shops....they smell nice....i ahve a wee oil burner on my bookshelf for them lol xD
oh well, i like watchign them its funny.
666darkhawk 1 year ago
0:58 - 1:03
A vagina?
PoloniumSmoker 1 year ago
i love how much he laughs at his own jokes x D
Burning0Lilac 1 year ago 47
@Burning0Lilac i read somewere he said he laughs when he forgets his lines to cover till it comes back to him haha, what a guy
Alksy1 4 months ago
i love you Billy
jillhoward6 1 year ago
who r those 4 fuckers who dont like this??
joasdragon 1 year ago 2
I am from the same part of the country as billy...he is watching stuff like most haunted for material...HA HA HA HA HA .
lisboagreen 1 year ago
Lmfao
queentantrumofficial 1 year ago
i think billy has a right to question the afterlife but really thinjk about it for a second if nothing does happen then how is it possible to not see anything even though ur not seeing u cant imagine being dead but then again it isnt plausible
dmohr7 1 year ago
"the 3 of knife in the face" hahaha!
buckbumble 1 year ago 2
He got it it's over go to sleep dead
daley321321 1 year ago
Nobody is an ahtiest on their death bed.
fogwatch 1 year ago
@fogwatch I call bullshit!!!
creepychris11 1 year ago
@fogwatch what an arrogant statement.
Scholick 1 year ago
@fogwatch He has a point though lmfao
patrickjnew 1 year ago
...you can see the certain energy moving around in his trousers... :D
TheSkinnysavage 1 year ago
There's FUCK ALL!
JiggyMcCue 1 year ago
There's FUCK ALL!
JiggyMcCue 1 year ago
Hilarious. XD
Zeanu 1 year ago
i love steven wright tooo
mischifKES 1 year ago
Love it when Billy Laughs at his own stuff its more funny that way, you can totaly get what he's on about ha ha ha ha 10/10
DeanoPiano 2 years ago 3
If you go to the same place that you were before you were born then dead people go back into the Testi's O.o
Ultramarine998 2 years ago
Oooo Billy's a skeptic! hmmm interesting.....
WhoseLineBabygirl 2 years ago 2
"Does it sound fucking good to you?"
AndyMHinchcliffe 2 years ago
i luv billy
ebmasdan92 2 years ago
I want those "tarot" cards for poker and rummy, man...
OOZ662 2 years ago 2
The only comedian who makes me squirm with pleasure
munkybrain 2 years ago 3
i'm gonna be open-minded here and say that ghost/spirits do NOT excist. it's all bullshit. i have never seen a ghost or had any supernatural experiences what-so-ever in my whole life. if ghosts were real everybody would have seen one. end of.
LitaWWF 2 years ago
Snow is real, and yet not everybody has seen it...
YukiNekoPrincess 2 years ago
yes because you can compare snow to fucking ghosts. LOL
BellyMan700 2 years ago 46
you lost me at "excist"
BellyMan700 2 years ago
exist lol
LitaWWF 2 years ago
they've got everything....EXCEPT A FUCKING GHOST!!
crapingalien 2 years ago 128
Oh, you are clever, you spotted a typo. You are a gullible fool then if it helps.
ssmith73 2 years ago
In the words of the Man himself FUCK OFF ya narrow-minded arsehole!
billyconnearly 2 years ago
Careful, your intellect is showing though, what colour crayon did you practice that reply with? I hope i didn't offend your superior mind - i can't be sure because yours doesn't work like anyone's above the age of 3. Have you also been abducted by aliens - anally probed perhaps?
ssmith73 2 years ago
hahahaha - very good - it's quite a while since I came across anyone as ehh....Daft is as good as any. If you think that the world is all black and white and you know all the answers what are you doing on YouTube on Sunday? You should be in Church listening to everybody worshipping you! Seriously though - no offence - Life's too short! (why do people say that?! Life is the LONGEST thing we can do!!! lol! ) BTW Would you equate Billy's intellect with a 3 year-old's because he uses "language"?
billyconnearly 2 years ago
I never said i knew all the answers - i leave that to priests. I have no problem will bad language - particularly from BC. Just as soon as there is a single shred of evidence for the supernatural i will fall over and worship it - until then, it remains bullshit for the gullible, and rather obvious bullshit at that. No offence taken, or intended - i enjoy the cut and thrust of debate!
ssmith73 2 years ago
Jesus Christ, lighten up. Go outside.
Paddyroon 2 years ago
I totally agree about Most Haunted - it screams fake!! BUT........ I have read and researched and hunted and with an open mind...there is a percentage of these experiences that can only be explained by the continuation of life after "death" whatever the fuck that is!! Read "The Near-Death Experiences of Children" by Dr Melvin Morse!! - OPEN mind remember now!!! lol!
billyconnearly 2 years ago
only explained? Can be better explained by gullable fools.
Billy rules
ssmith73 2 years ago
Billy certainly does rule but he doesn't know everything - and by the way it's spelt "gullible!" lol I did stipulate "OPEN mind" awrabest
billyconnearly 2 years ago
Ah fuck I love it!
nausinora 2 years ago
I think this is from the 'Was It Something I Said' dvd.
keuntu 2 years ago
I want to watch the next bit. what dvd of billy is it from?
Weeble68 2 years ago
I was crying watching this and almost choked on a biscuit . Best comedian ever!! : )
Weeble68 2 years ago 2
Couldn't agree with him more.
Nurr0 2 years ago
i dont agree with the comments about spirituality, but the most haunted thing is hilarious
northeromen 2 years ago
Billy Connolly is the best!
ilovelipstuff91 2 years ago 2
Pure genius.
thejohnsmith 3 years ago 3
aww it's sad cos Yvette is such a fan of Billy's.
bexmooncrane 3 years ago
lol. I love most haunted to bits,
but this is just pure genius.
HauntedDougieFan 3 years ago