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  • As high as a kite

  • OH NO!!! The 3 of Knife In The Face!!!!!!

  • love this guy....everything he says is true....its not as whaddefuxx said.....made up like other comedians...its all true, its all real....and u can relate to it lol awesome XD

  • This wee yank-Irish lass adores Billy Connolly!

    Celts are the best lovers-and most brilliant comedians!

  • Artificial legs. Real feet! Lol

  • I love how he starts praising Steven Wright at the end. Another great comedian, Steven Wright.

  • Oh no! The 4 of smack in the mouth.

  • u can see the energy moving around in his trousaurs lol

    

  • I watched this while eating. Big mistake.

  • When he starts cracking up talking about tarot cards lmao

  • Billy is the GOD persay of comedy

  • If I ever have to go to war I hope Billy is leading the charge.

  • I love how he cracks himself up :D

  • "I'm getting something...Steven? Steven?" "Christian?" "Yeah Christian!"

  • i was wondering wot that concert the vid was from

  • @vindicare772 Not sure which city or country it is, but it's from the "was it something I said" DVD I believe

  • i believe that was sarcasm

  • I have never before seen a comedian quote another comedian on stage. It just seems like a cheat somehow.

  • "Christine...?"

    "YEAH Christine!!" HAHAHAH!

  • Very decent of him to praise his competition, Steven Wright. Not many professional comedians mention how much they like other comedians. Shows how big-hearted BC is. Top geezer.

  • @wobblefluff Very true, just a shame Steven Wright is about as funny as a wet dishcloth

  • @w0bbl3r I am looking at a wet dishcloth and ROFL.

  • when he says 'the power of the stones' i absolutely pissed myself, gotta be one of his best lines

  • I do believe in ghosts but this is soooooo funny

  • is he a joker from batman or something !!!

  • people say comedians dont laugh at there own gig lol wrong!!

  • The 10 of hangmans!!!hahaha

  • He's got artificial legs...and real feet.

  • love how he says "...cause there's no such FUCKING thing!"

  • Am I the only one who wants those tarot cards?

  • rightfully voted the best ever......ever!!.....

  • He has the balls to say what he thinks that's why he is one of the best comedians alive

  • percy the god, sounds like a beloved childhood character :)

  • hahah hes just brilliant this made me laugh so much

  • my name is Percy ;D

  • 8 people are called percy

  • PURE LMAO!!!

  • 8 people think god is called percy

  • The guy Billy is talking about at the end,his name is Steven wright...he Is also very funny but does his act more calm and relaxed...love all of billy's stuff,I laugh my @ss off at almost everything he says.

  • I DO believe god is called Percy! Or would be if he existed, anyway.

  • "The ten of hangman!" I've seen this clip so many times and it still makes me cry with laughter. His laughter at his own jokes is very infectious!

  • The two of kicked to death in a dark alley, lmao

  • Stephan Wright

    Stephan Wright

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    oh,. i need to put it in the top box.,

  • @AaaaghJOE StephEn !!!

  • @AaaaghJOE Stephen Wleft

  • @AaaaghJOE Stephen....

  • I read Tarot, and I still had to laugh my arse off at his Tarot bit!

    "Oh! The Ten of Hangmans!"

    "Is that bad?"

    "Sound fuckin' good to you??"

    "Oh no! The Three of Knife-In-The-Face!"

  • I used to watch Most haunted back in it's earlier years. I became addicted to seeing what crap the ladie comes up with! xD

    When the psychic tried launching his own spin-off show, i just about died with laughter!!

  • @TheAlgonquinator: Explain to me how the fuck a door can "slam open" as if kicked, but do it "without a sound"? How fuckin daft are you?

  • i love this guy he is the best scottish comedian ever. and all of his material is unscripted and off the top of his head not like most comedians who have to write the shit down before they give a performance and also he is a true all rounder acting in not only comedy movies but serious roles as well and also doing documented stuff as well a true legend and absolutely funny guy

  • I hope he never dies.I will not be able to take it.Best comedian that has ever lived.

  • @Cullyy1989 Hopefully Frankie Boyle will take Billy's place when hes gone

  • Right on!

  • The tarot part just kills me!!!!Awesome!!!!

  • Funniest comedian alive, just cause he makes none of his jokes up, they all actually happened...

  • @whaddefuxx ah probably 10% truth the rest billys imagination

  • oh the 3 of knife in the face !!!! lol billy is one of the funniest humans ever

    never believed in a god !! now i have one and i can see him !!! lol

  • oh no the 3 of knife in the face and the 2 of kicked to death in a dark alley where the best.

  • 6 people got the 2 of Kicked To Death In A Dark Alley

  • I love it when Billy buckles at the knees laughing. My favorite part of the show!

  • HAHAHAHA Im in pain hahahaah

    

  • Holy shit, Stephen Wright's good--he can make BILLY CONNOLLY piss himself.

  • oh no! the three of knife in the face!!

  • Too bad he will rot in hell for not believing in our lord and savior

  • @boss24musician haha good one

  • @boss24musician hahahaha your a funny guy  if you realy mean what you see, go see a doctor

  • @boss24musician Bible thumper. Lighten up man.

  • @boss24musician Pffft Grow up! Otherwise you might be on Santa's Naughty list!!

  • @boss24musician hows that fear of dying treating you?

  • @boss24musician Too bad that you'll go to hell for being a dense moron...

  • @CelestanVolkus haha pot kettle black!

  • @boss24musician oh no not hell, because that's a real place that you've been to and have proof of, that is anything but anecdotal, oh yes I'm very worried now, I'm pissing my self, a lot like Billy is.

  • @boss24musician he seems to be doing fine at the moment, now shut up bible humper

  • i got a fucking fullhouse here...

  • Oh no, the two of kicked to death in an alley! XD

  • Laughing at your own jokes and still being the funniest man alive - Billy Connolly is a total genius!

  • I love that Connolly can laugh at and tell other comedian's jokes and say how great other people are (I also love Steven Wright -- and Milton Jones kinda reminds me of him, a recent comic), most comedians are too up tight by comparison.

  • Steven wright is pretty fuckin funny too :P

  • I was at a friends place when the front door slams open as though some one kicked it in. No one was around and wasn't going to be around for hours. The door was locked and shut. Somehow it unlocked without a sound. It opened without a sound. Then I went to close it. I put my hand on it and tried to close it but something was holding the door open. Ghosts do exist. I work out and it took all my muscle power to get the door closed. I could see the door from where I was sitting so I watched it open

  • @TheAlgonquinator Grow up.

  • The power of the stones!

  • I love coming back to watch this video. Cracks me up every time.

  • We had to watch "Britain's most haunted" during an English lesson at school when we were writing ghost stories. THE. MOST. HILARIOUS. LESSON. EVER.

  • im sure 48,000 views on this vid is me , lol

  • A love how he laughs at his own jokes

  • They have light seeking, heat seeking, sound seeking, laser beams, xrays, search lights, secret pads they have everything but a FUCKIN GHOST lol

  • i was playing solitare with tarot cards.... five guys died! :P

  • I want to have a pint with this guy

  • @johnhamilton08 Bill doesn't partake in the sauce anymore John. It would have to be a coffee these days. But what a thought.. I've always had Bill on my 'who would I like to invite to dinner' list....!! Legend..

  • oh i cant take it.. hes fucking brilliant

  • I personally don't believe in God Percy either XD

  • "oh no!! the three of knife in the face" ROFL

  • Oh no! The 3 of knife in the face!

  • OMG Between 4.25 and 4.33 he sounds like the joker lol

  • 2:35 lol

  • Has to be one of my top ten Billy rants.

  • Billy Connolly has a certain... Energy.

    *Billy reaches out of the screen and slaps me*

    What the fuck was'at?!?

  • Spend 24 hours at 11,Eastville Road,Bedford,then tell me that spirits don't excist!!

  • About Ghost Hunters :-)

  • gehen einige Schlampe

  • The five guys that Steven Wright killed with the tarot cards have YouTube accounts.

  • correction u are the funniest man on earth billy :D

  • "My uncle was a weird guy... artificial legs... real feet."

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  • the certain energy is in your pants! :L

  • I love how he just bends over and laughs. I think Billy has more fun then the audience does.

  • @assym2006 I agree with you about religion, it's all codswallup. But, a belief in the afterlife itself has merit. We all need to seperate a belief in an afterlife from religion. I'm almost certain there is an afterlife, I've seen and heard many unimaginable things.

  • Yeah, tarot cards are kinda bullshit. Still fun, though! :D

  • i was playing solitaire with taro cards, five guys died hahahahaah awesome

  • hilarious!!!

  • love this guy!

  • Pity he used to be funny in the 70's....

  • @welshhibby He'll always be funny. He's a living legend. An inspiration.

  • BC is so right! he speaks what many of us believe... these reality shows are all rigged! i dont watch anymore , no matter how popular they are... in fact the more popular they get, the stupider it seems...YOU GO MAN, TELL IT LIKE IT IS..

  • I find it really fascinating that Billy Connolly, who I personally consider the greatest comedian in the world, thinks Stephen Wright is the funniest man alive. I love Stephen Wright as well, I'd say he's a very close runner up to Billy. Makes you wonder who it is that all your personal idols themselves idolize. For example, who is your favourite singer's favourite singer? Fascinating to wonder.

  • i loved that show when i was young. My mom went bonkers and gave me a God talk almost everytime she !she saw me watching a gost investigation. i never believed what they were finding! watching ghost shows were all in good fun!! But mom was all like "You may think it's innocent now, but that's how the devil gets into you!"

    the more she tried talking to me, the more psychotic she sounded. -_-'

  • i like the oils an dthat from them shops....they smell nice....i ahve a wee oil burner on my bookshelf for them lol xD

    oh well, i like watchign them its funny.

  • 0:58 - 1:03

    A vagina?

  • i love how much he laughs at his own jokes x D

  • @Burning0Lilac i read somewere he said he laughs when he forgets his lines to cover till it comes back to him haha, what a guy

  • i love you Billy

  • who r those 4 fuckers who dont like this??

  • I am from the same part of the country as billy...he is watching stuff like most haunted for material...HA HA HA HA HA .

  • Lmfao

  • i think billy has a right to question the afterlife but really thinjk about it for a second if nothing does happen then how is it possible to not see anything even though ur not seeing u cant imagine being dead but then again it isnt plausible

  • "the 3 of knife in the face" hahaha!

  • He got it it's over go to sleep dead

  • Nobody is an ahtiest on their death bed.

  • @fogwatch I call bullshit!!!

  • @fogwatch what an arrogant statement.

  • @fogwatch He has a point though lmfao

  • ...you can see the certain energy moving around in his trousers... :D

  • There's FUCK ALL!

  • There's FUCK ALL!

  • Hilarious. XD

  • i love steven wright tooo

  • Love it when Billy Laughs at his own stuff its more funny that way, you can totaly get what he's on about ha ha ha ha 10/10

  • If you go to the same place that you were before you were born then dead people go back into the Testi's O.o

  • Oooo Billy's a skeptic! hmmm interesting.....

  • "Does it sound fucking good to you?"

  • i luv billy

  • I want those "tarot" cards for poker and rummy, man...

  • The only comedian who makes me squirm with pleasure

  • i'm gonna be open-minded here and say that ghost/spirits do NOT excist. it's all bullshit. i have never seen a ghost or had any supernatural experiences what-so-ever in my whole life. if ghosts were real everybody would have seen one. end of.

  • Snow is real, and yet not everybody has seen it...

  • yes because you can compare snow to fucking ghosts. LOL

  • you lost me at "excist"

  • exist lol

  • they've got everything....EXCEPT A FUCKING GHOST!!

  • Oh, you are clever, you spotted a typo. You are a gullible fool then if it helps.

  • In the words of the Man himself FUCK OFF ya narrow-minded arsehole!

  • Careful, your intellect is showing though, what colour crayon did you practice that reply with? I hope i didn't offend your superior mind - i can't be sure because yours doesn't work like anyone's above the age of 3. Have you also been abducted by aliens - anally probed perhaps?

  • hahahaha - very good - it's quite a while since I came across anyone as ehh....Daft is as good as any. If you think that the world is all black and white and you know all the answers what are you doing on YouTube on Sunday? You should be in Church listening to everybody worshipping you! Seriously though - no offence - Life's too short! (why do people say that?! Life is the LONGEST thing we can do!!! lol! ) BTW Would you equate Billy's intellect with a 3 year-old's because he uses "language"?

  • I never said i knew all the answers - i leave that to priests. I have no problem will bad language - particularly from BC. Just as soon as there is a single shred of evidence for the supernatural i will fall over and worship it - until then, it remains bullshit for the gullible, and rather obvious bullshit at that. No offence taken, or intended - i enjoy the cut and thrust of debate!

  • Jesus Christ, lighten up. Go outside.

  • I totally agree about Most Haunted - it screams fake!! BUT........ I have read and researched and hunted and with an open mind...there is a percentage of these experiences that can only be explained by the continuation of life after "death" whatever the fuck that is!! Read "The Near-Death Experiences of Children" by Dr Melvin Morse!! - OPEN mind remember now!!! lol!

  • only explained? Can be better explained by gullable fools.

    Billy rules

  • Billy certainly does rule but he doesn't know everything - and by the way it's spelt "gullible!" lol I did stipulate "OPEN mind" awrabest

  • Ah fuck I love it!

  • I think this is from the 'Was It Something I Said' dvd.

  • I want to watch the next bit. what dvd of billy is it from?

  • I was crying watching this and almost choked on a biscuit . Best comedian ever!! : )

  • Couldn't agree with him more.

  • i dont agree with the comments about spirituality, but the most haunted thing is hilarious

  • Billy Connolly is the best!

  • Pure genius.

  • aww it's sad cos Yvette is such a fan of Billy's.

  • lol. I love most haunted to bits,

    but this is just pure genius.

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