WHY GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS ?!?!!??!

[Canadians99]

He Must Love Me :D GO AND FETCH ME A SANDWICH BITCH >:O



[Yourbabystar]

I love you

[lmaoforfun]

Heres my question: If a bear took a crap in the woods why would a giraffe take LSD and fart off a cliff?

[Em3ralditan]

ExCUSE me. Danny, please do a report on why sex is so good!

[Sloan881]

R u gay?

[CliffsOfDower]

@Sloan881 Why Would He Be?

[ac5828]

How much are the DVD's?

[PkColossal]

Im in the phase of finding her now and cutting her SKIN OFF THE B!TCH !!! **RageFace**

[friiksquirrel]

if you look closely you can see that the dog and the lion are fake.

[luvdad4everandalways]

u should do a video on how being a bitch is good

[luvdad4everandalways]

im dating a goodish boy and he calls me his bitch bc im relle the bad girl,the slut,ya whtevr at school and stuff and bitch means dogs which means bark which means trees which is nature and natures beautiful so technially hes callling u beautiful

[mountaindewfan098]

That's not true im with a really bad guy and he has never hit me and he loves me a lot do shut the fuck up!

[DjTsakalos]

If bad guys are hot, go stay with ur bad boy but dont fuckin complain when he slaps u or cheats on you you fuckin dumb bitches.

[Evoxable84]

Grow a pair, fuck a bi*ch

[watthecus61]

Wow, now I really want moon dust all over my body. I wonder what it tastes like? Yummy C:

[EpicRoboxianStudios]

Most girls like bad boys only like hot chicks because they think there all that and face it why do hot chicks like bad boys? CAUSE WERE CRAZY pancakes

[nolelea123]

can i hav one XD

[kt8599]

can i have one of ur dvd????

[ipanda1392]

why does he have so many stuffed animals? >< its cute.

[MSAIbeforus]

Bad boys are hottt

[amythelonew]

im a girl and i liek good &badboys<3

[cja2369]

thats your wrist buddy. not your hand.

[SuperAnnalondon]

His koala bear poster always turns me on.

[ajshells01]

"GROW A PAIR FUCK A BITCH!!!!!!" lmfao you videos make me laugh i should be doin homework but im watchin your videos instead

[yellowwings86]

I've never liked bad guys in my life! Good guys all the way! :D

[MKPAK93]

@yellowwings86 u sure?

[Verradonairun]

@yellowwings86 Hello :)

I'm really interested in psychology so I was wondering if you could tell me about your dad. Was/is your dad a good or bad guy? I'd appreciate an answer, unless it's too personal for you to talk about, in which case I understand. And please don't lie, I'd rather you say nothing before you say something that's not true.

[giggleweed]

i used to love bad guys then he beat me... now the new good guy is buying me lots of things

[joshgrope]

@giggleweed you like him because he buys you lots of things, dear god you dont deserve a decent man if thats your way of thinking. Relationships are bound by much more important things.

[Clojoexx]

Haha ur gas luv findin funny stupid things :)

[NyGiant123]

press 1- fist pump

[DanTheShotokanKid]

well here's the real answer. bad guys = fuck you, i'm independent. nice guys = I'm chill and i'm here for you. cuz i "LOVE" you. Girls dont want a well balanced, well mannered, gentleman. They want a douche to blame their problems on

[BiancaLoL1]

I used to like bad guys until they fell in love with themselves and decided it's funny to be an ass, now I love hot gamer nerds that know everything about old sega games and junk, but I don't like it when they do everything for me because they don't have a backbone.

[lillieanddanyel]

im not to attracted to bad guys. i like the shy, good ones, and the smart sensitive ones!!!!!

[DjTsakalos]

@lillieanddanyel seems like i still have hopes

[raluxish]

I actually think nerds are awesome. That's all.

[bleedforlove94]

you're my hero...that is all...and frankly i don't have a type or i just don't know

[LeahLovesAshiieboo]

I like the funny guys.. Not the ones that laugh at their own jokes when no one else does, the ones that are actually funny. But I also have a type =P lol

[Neweraofmagic]

Hmhm....When i was in Elementary school, this fuckin bully had this girl, the girl slapped him and broke up, and you know what,i asked her out and was with here for a year til 6th grade of middle school. T_T then another fatass bully came.

[TheMasterMindish]

I'm a good guy, i always treat the ladies with respect. Maybe tease them a little here and there but ya know. I LOVE the shy type! Those girls drive me craazzyyyy ^_^ it's so fucking cute!

[rockonbabygirl1999]

lmfao that is f***ing awesome! hells yeah.

[kianamariaiwata]

i love nice guys :PP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gymnastgirly99]

koala!

[cmak5]

GROW A PAIR! FUCK A BITCH!

These words changed my life!

[kezzaboyrox]

the 2 top comments is me yet im single :(

[mafiaman479]

yeah this pretty much sums up mylife, being kicked to the side for the asshole because i have respect.

[jeffhardylover1992]

you remind me of jim carrey

[superdiza]

Do a video about jim carrey... thumbs up!

[ThePromisesx]

Danny, you should do a video of why some people sing in the shower, it would be very cool!!:D 

[GodsHaveSpoken]

GROW A PAIR FUCK A BITCH

[boricubano2005]

Danny! how do u ask a girl to go down on u!

(Also i have no problem with that, i think the video would be hilarious!) lol

[palmitate1]

omg he is sooo right about the gay thing!!!

[BlackDiamondXx]

I couldn't stop staring at the koala..o.o

[AlbaSayuri]

Grow a pair, fuck a bitch...i love ya Danny.!

[drunkdunmer9]

BAD BOYS=SOCIETY'S REJECTS=TOUGH, INHOSPITABLE LIFE

GOOD BOYS=BETTER CHANCES OF SUCCESS=LIVE GOOD

get yer heads outta yer asses and see the reality

[J0nyy20]

I was once a good guy, but then I to...

[Hridoy101]

Lion + dog = danny? lol

[HCKlilylou]

I hate bad boys. They don't give a shit about you... and sweet guys are just cooler to me :)

[aLeXanDraaMadelienee]

"if i only had the time", "put moon dust all over my body!", "SHUT UP, BITCH!" hahahahahahaha LEGEND. do an episode on australia :D i'm an aussie so ya know, do it! thanks :))

[clevlandbrown99]

If only I had the time... Ha!

[donnzazaza]

women also like bad guys cuz they think they can save them/ change them/ help them

[TheDarkKreig]

Most women like "bad boys" because most women like attention and like to complain and they can't complain much if they're going out with a "nice guy" and "bad boys" draw more attention. Plus, if they're going out with a "bad boy" society gives them a licence to cheat, meanwhile if the "bad boy" cheats on them, people sympathise with the girl (even though she knew what she was getting into). And like Danny said: they want what they can't have

[monkey3631]

Pause at 0:07 EPIC FACE

[nathanhasc00kies]

1:06 - 1:12 i laughed :)

[nathanhasc00kies]

1:06 - 1:12 i laughed :)

[TheEFmyster]

why are people gay can you answer that

[Mightymuppet100]

Danny, you look like my sisters boyfriend... -.-

[drunkdunmer9]

Thats the fucked up mind of teenagers, why are the mind of teenagers fucked up? Blame puberty

[TheDarkKreig]

@drunkdunmer9 I blame parents.

[devilsbmxers1]

I ment wats

[devilsbmxers1]

Ways the name of your website and send it to BasilAbbasi39@gmail.com and can you make a video about dry ice in beer that you can drink

[mmt2095]

lmfao

[msomgchinchillas]

i love your puppy the brown one...

[jltesdahl18]

So into the guy who makes these videos. He would be the bad boy I can't have. Dang! =( Why can't this just work already. I want a dorky bad boy. But I guess the way to make that happen is to stick with them even in the hard times. Help them through the bad times.

[magpulpro]

@jltesdahl18 stalker

[TiichiiChan]

GROW A PAIR ,FUCK A BITCH

[miramdafromthetempes]

i used to be into bad guys but since i saw the gradual report I am into immature and original guys. :)

[MuffinJowest]

@miramdafromthetempes You used to be into bad guys...but then you took an arrow to the knee.

[marcopolo359]

@MuffinJowest you used to have friends, but then everyone stopped playing runescape..

[MuffinJowest]

@marcopolo359 I used to play runescape...wait, no I didn't...

[marcopolo359]

@MuffinJowest oooo.. good comeback, you still lube up your sphincter for the "arrow to the knee" joke

[MuffinJowest]

@marcopolo359 I try.

[marcopolo359]

@MuffinJowest ya.. a little too hard, child.

[MuffinJowest]

@marcopolo359 I think just enough.

[Arrchangel96]

@MuffinJowest  Aahahahahah

[Shiois]

@MuffinJowest i dont know if youve been informed, but that joke is gay now

[MuffinJowest]

@Shiois I don't know if YOU'VE been informed, but that is why it is funny.

[DipnSpitn]

@MuffinJowest NOOOOOOOOOO

[MuffinJowest]

@DipnSpitn It ceases to be funny when people stop making such a big deal about it not being funny. :P

[DarknessQueen10101]

looooved the puppet show XD

[Purpleunicorn0]

I think Danny is really cute haha.........just thought I would share that.

[LMFAOsinger09]

you should make one of how to make a girl to like you haha your the best :)

[IwillDie4Ubabe]

hes tryin to say every1 wants wat they cant hav... i always shoot for guys a million times outa my league but never douches wen i get my hheart broken one day which is the inevitable i hope its not by some1 whi dusnt give a damn

[zXzlegendzXz]

he mentoins skin getting cut off alot

[MrSkyMango]

You know, this is absolutely 100%best way to change a persons life he's actually pretty wise when you think about it, he should grow a gandalf beard

[Skittlegirl715]

@MrSkyMango True

[jjbieber6]

I WANT THAE MOON!!!:P



[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

can you do STAND UP COMEDY YOU TUBE VIDS like try to come up with good jokes

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

- UN GENTLEMAN NON KIND LOW LIKE COWARD NO BALL BASTARD ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKERS that some DUMB ASS IDIOT GIRLS LIKE and HATE NICE GUYS thank the GODS for BLONDS they all ways go for THE TRUE STRONG LOYAL GENTLY KIND HEARTED RESPECTING GENTLEMAN NICE GUY i will all ways take a TRUE BLOND over a BLACK HAIRED and BRUNET GIRL ANY DAY for BLOND are SEXY SWEET CUTE SMART FUN and to tell the truth BLONDS RULE

[SoyBoy182]

Danny! Thanks for taking my comment and creating a video about it. :)

[MrAirjetsrka]

why is masturbate in the tags???

[MrAirjetsrka]

@gradualreport You want the MOON?!? PFFF... The Moon is just a orb that the Soviets put on the sky to trick us!

[KaLeMChEeSeCaKe14]

Dammit! I'm a good guy :(

[NADROY17]

this is so freaking true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEmoSaur]

I hate bad boys. Too far up their own ass to appreciate other people.

I kinda like hot nerds and reaaally adorable good guys. :3

I've got one, and I lovez him.

[NADROY17]

@TheEmoSaur lol thats cool, i love the nerdy chicks , and kind one 2, but the evil bitch, that doesn't respect her bounder-is,well you know..... soo yea ^^

[TheEmoSaur]

@NADROY17 Hah yeah. ^^ I'm not a nerd. I'm kinda stupid. xD

But, I'm not a bitch either. 

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@NADROY17 CUTE HOT NERD GIRLS RULE WITH SEX IN BED

[HCKlilylou]

@TheEmoSaur THANK THE LORD!!

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

@TheEmoSaur lucky him :P

[machinaking]

@TheEmoSaur isnt an adorable guy a fucking bad boy?

[Tarbtano]

@TheEmoSaur

as a nerd (wouldn't say hot though *laughs*), I thank you for your kind words. Its the girls like you lot that should make it in the world

[ImagineNoReligions]

@TheEmoSaur So... You're a shallow, not entirely stupid whore?

[TheEmoSaur]

@ImagineNoReligions Bad boys are usually portrayed as the trouble-makers and rule-breakers that are usually kinda good looking, that every fucking chick wants. And they know this, so they just fuck around with the girls, and go round breaking hearts. Using the phrase, "bro's before hoes." Am I right?

Sorry if sorry that I'm shallow, by not wanting a self-obsessed cuntbag, as a boyfriend.

[killa46464]

I wanna see two baddies going for it...wild {stuffed} animal mating..yeahhrrr. I felt sorry for that good brown bear,she's real mixed up : (

[killa46464]

hichixichifoeva...and I thought me name was bad..I can't remember how I ended up a killa???..that story about your dad,absolutely cracked me up, hilarious!!!

[petaris6]

I WANT THET DVD (Im going to take his dna then clone him and THEN I WILL HAVE MY OWN DANNY) THIS JUST CANT GO WRONG!!!!

[hichixichifoeva]

So, my dad asked me what I spent most of my time doing on YouTube. I told him I watched a lot of "The Gradual Report" which prompted him to ask me to show him a video. Based upon the title of the video and how seemingly innocent it sounded, I selected this one without having ever seen it for my dad to watch.

It was alright at first, and my dad thought it was funny. Then you brought out the puppets. My father now thinks I'm a complete weirdo.

Thanks Danny. Thanks a lot.

I love you anyways.

[rgbatheist]

im a bad boy i think but im also a good guy

[M4sterKr0nicTac0s]

"grow a pair. fuck a bitch."



[888Nevermore]

dislike=dis i like

[TehProGamerOfAwsome]

@888Nevermore actually dislike = dis like. dis i like = disilike (which is not a word)

[RAGE12362]

that video is sooo scary true

[RAGE12362]

danny i love u but u gotta decorate that room some more :/

[korymilam325]

i wan't to know where that lion lives...i mean...um never mind :D...i still want to know

[sophiaeleniz]

@ivan1999bibic it's called a koala, genius

[bobtehnoob05]

pushed like button 5 times throughout the video... to badit only works once.

[ItsTurningGreen002]

Someone open the 'show more' tab and be nicely surprised.

[ivan1999bibic]

WTF why is the fucking cugar or what ever that is on your fucking wall

[KaylaLianne]

l should start making T-shirts of this guy. Because it seems every time l do that, whatever is on the T-shirt goes mainstream and ends up in HotTopic...

[kimbeh62]

i wish i knew where the good guys were

[trenton135]

Minimal. Now if you still believe that bad boys are better, then obviously your waiting on something like that to happen.

[trenton135]

Ok ive noticed people saying bad guys are WAY better, however. If thats the case i'll let you know how one is truly bad. Like in my town, a "bad guy" was out on private property trespassing, when the owner came around they of course ran. But one of his friends had fallen and sprained his ankle. Thinking of an idea to escape, the best solution he came up with was shooting his other friend in the foot and leaving him there while he took his other friend away. He had to spend 2 years at jail minim

[3dgluv]

because bad guys are usually way hotter, they have way more confidence, and theyre WAY more fun.

[PTYxProductionz]

I have the Ironman watch on your wrost:)))))

[lezziann]

lmfao...Danny, Do you like redheads better than blondes or brunettes...If so why, if not....why the fuck not?

[Bboykid97]

I have always been wondering this... thank you Danny!

[14Nenabella]

Lol the bar looks like a pencil with the eraser half off XD

[thepowerofmusic1000]

here is the key! when you want to ask a girl out don't be a little shy little kid! and don't be a jerk face!!! just don't stutter and speak up! that's it! she will be like, "oh! he is not intimidated by girls and is not a total jerk face." trust me i am a girl and that would diffidently work on me and all of my friends. so don't be a shy guy and don't be a jerk face, oh, and also, don't try to act cool!! that is not attractive.

[xXxTheMatrix6xXx]

@thepowerofmusic1000 dont sag only fags do it

[thepowerofmusic1000]

@xXxTheMatrix6xXx a boy came up to me and asked me out, he is sweet, funny, and cute and we have been going out for like 3 months now.

if you want a girl don't be a jerk face and don't be a wimp, we want boys that can protect us and still treat us right.

i thought guys would already know that because it is so obvious but apparently not.

[somekid36]

may contain graphic content!!!

[SourBlueGummieBear]

How do you make your voice High?

[iMaxmain]

this was my first gradual report video

[JuliasarousRex]

him + jenna marbles = the best youtube channel everrrr

[Nericceee]

@JuliasarousRex hahha yes!!!

[XblackswanXx]

@JuliasarousRex WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPENNNNNNNNN!!!

[MASTER1LINK]

Yes.. moon dust... me gusta

[Flickflag]

He needs to be the guy who does puppet shows for kids at Schools and Stage acts, XD

[Sonoko29]

I want the moon now.

[xxellie93]

I seriously love your videos!!!!!!!!!! hahahaa you're hilarious

[uttoxeter1001]

@TheCupcakefreak100 no it fucking doesn't work! Stop posting shit like that cos its gay.

[Shirleyismynan]

I have that exact poster. Except it's in German. :L

[ashkickers12]

Danny, you should do a video about how flipping CRAZY it is on black Friday! :D

[11Emanny]

TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL! TAKE IT AAAALLL!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!.......i wana be like that lion.

[njipods]

good advice at the end!

[AwesomeEpicMuffin]

1:06 - 1:12 lol

[somekindofmonster59]

GROW A PAIR , FUCK A BITCH!

[zHecTiiC]

My mom saw me watching this.

the cops are coming in 5 minutes to arrest me for beastiality.

[SuperL0l0l0l]

true

[LpsTheFilms]

*caugh*Evan*caugh* I heard from someone who was good friends with him say that Evan said that he would change himself to b with me.I dumped his ass a week later.

[MisssPrincessss]

"Grow a pear fuck a peach!" DYING HERE

[ShadowOPS99mm]

See that koala? i'm having an unreal staring contest with it.

[Genralix]

1:59  LMAO

[scampsinternational]

Take it all take it all shut up bitch XD

[SuperQazwsx321]

Do a vid on battlefeild 3

[WafflezDay]

LOL

[niyahoreo]

I watched this video like 8 times hahaha

[lopatamd]

lol this guy is awesome..

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