Free vs yCh[z-zone] Part 1 @ Proleague 09-10 Lineup Match (requested match, very exciting PvZ)

[Owompa]

I am eating ketchup packets, I stole from BK. I know how it is brother. Keep making good commentaries man.

[jul3x]

In what field did you get a phD in moletrap?

[FTW0FTW]

Awesomeness? Greatness? Being a BOSS!

having moletrap exist? yes discussing the existance of a moletrap is so intensive that sometimes people explode from awesomeness.

If I have offended I'm drunk and love starcraft! GG

[blazedownz]

i'd love to donate if i werent in ur situation too :(

[whysohardnow]

lol "hate kids"

[icebird57]

is it possible to donate without a credit card?

[techcodude]

Punny =D

Good luck paying the bills moletrap. I'd donate if I had any cash

[jie900]

we totally hate kids!

[CaptStiles]

Well hope that helps a bit. Not a ton, but better than nothin.

Hang in there bro!

[Stinkis]

I hate children, here is 20$. :)

[chisaku]

Moletrap! Hang in there! We all love you!

[kwashikwashi]

Come teach English in Korea! They're always hiring because it's suck a terrible job and people quit like every week. But there are PC rooms everywhere, and really, really creepy Korean otaku who mimic the zerg sounds with their voices.

[Foozball16]

Mole what do you have your masters in and what college did you go to?

[MrCosteffective]

If you can't get a job, start a business :D Thats one reason many people come to America.

[Nostalgamagic]

I'm broke too, man, can't afford this month's electric bill. Shit sucks. I'm not an academic though. Been trying to get work flipping burgers, sweeping floors, taking care of old people, but no one is hiring. Gotta sell some toys my father let me take from the attic. Märkliiin ;_;

Best of luck anyway, these commentaries are appreciated during the gloom of unemployment.

[Fuckyoubloodymoron]

If you're homeless, that means no commentary, right? Well, damn.

Someone give this man some money quick!

I would, but I only just found a new job and it doesn't start for another week, so I'm still broke.

[youevent]

"but if you hate kids" that actually made me laugh ^^

[baqarah]

ok, can somebody tell me why this map is 13:3 Z:P?

You get so easily defended expansions (3 gas) for toss, and you can just go for gate->nexus and just train 2 zealots to defend your natural. Your first sair is so early that zerg loses his 1-2 ovies too fast (way before scourge), not mentioning air supremacy and map control.

[baqarah]

As a zerg, you cant expand like crazy (except your 3 easy gas), because toss is way ahead of you (earlier exp, faster tech). You expand -> +1 zeal attack; you defend -> you end up having 3 (or 4) gas vs 3 gas toss. Even nice, early 4 base for you wont bring you victory. Your lurker contain means nothing (too fast storms and too fast observers), thus you have no map control mid game. End game its like 6-7 gas zerg vs 6-7 gas toss, which means mass storms, mass archons.

[baqarah]

also:

SPOILER!!

DONT READ ANY OF MY COMMENTS!!!!

[kreeshanman]

nice job on the vid split mole! this vid ended just after you said "this nexus is DEAD!" hehehe

[Ervine4]

LOL "but if you hate kids you can donate to me"

thats the best =D. I'd donate to you but i am pretty damn poor myself. =/

[asfesesease]

"he's got a bunch of crap in front of his sunkens.." lol

[kreeshanman]

hahaha, you forgot how he mentioned that it was "beautifully done"

[B12adSC]

If I weren't 15 and in highschool, if I were 6-8 years older with a stable job, I would probably donate a few bucks, but unfortunately I'm still young.

[cman32826]

I actually like hearing about the non-starcraft stuff in Moletrap's commentaries. Gives you more insight into the life of the disembodied voice that you hear. Keep up the good work and get some food! I'd donate, but I'm in the process of moving to another country right now!

[Ben9023]

chill out guys, moletrap's still doing the commentary for free. Give him some credit for all the time he's invested in it, and don't rag on him for wanting to eat

[tamubasketball]

hahahaha, a lil starcraft and throw in a little english commentary. sounds brilliant! how in the world did you think of that??

[Influenza91]

hahahahahah, ohhh moletrap

[meatissodumb]

I love you Mole, your commentaries are bad ass, and funny as hell.

But don't be askin us for money.. go get a job at McDonalds if you have to.

[moletrap]

They aren't hiring :(

[unlivingroadkill]

unemployment always lags behind a recovery

[Influenza91]

roger that

[TechBadger]

What's your master's degree in?

[ceridan01]

moletrap, u can do whatever u like but i think it would be nice if u could talk about the games more in ur commentaries, every game its like this, its never really a starcraft commentary.

[miph07]

first 10 minutes nothing happens. I enjoy his talking and imo I think he should keep up instead of talking a bunch of bullshit and wait for the game to actually start

[SovietSR71]

THAT NEXUS IS DEH--

[uhSTFU]

would you like foodstamps?

[putpudakst]

i can send you some food instead money

[evildonut]

anyone notice the massive amount of afk probes in free's base?

[pyorotemjin]

donated! hope things work out for you (=

[rdjur]

What do you have a master in?

[Ccolebrooked]

Poor Moletrap.

[funnybananaman94]

a guy with a masters and no money

god damn recession :(

[SadegoGG]

the recession's technically over though the consumer economy hasn't caught up yet.

[Lespegrot]

The Nexus IS DEAD-->part2

[lufsen94]

if i had a paypal account i would give u dollar

[kay486]

xDD

[iamahipo1]

It is a shame that Moletrap (and all the other commentators) aren't living the good life; they contribute more to society than most people. F*CKING CAPITALISM D:<

Also, I would donate, but I am poor :(

But keep up the great work :)

[naturalkinds]

It's cool to ask for donations. Don't worry. We really appreciate your work here, so it's only fair.

[Mokinono45]

but if you hate kids...HAHAHHAHA

funny...but I LOVE 'EM!!!

Sorry dude, I send a prayer your way...

[sockmonster1]

i love you moletrap.

i may set up a paypal account just to send you some money :D

p.s. i hate kids

[adi11235]

Do you give private SC lessons?

[wjuk]

Not to talk badly about your advertising skills, but that's the worse tagline ever: "If you hate kids, donate to me!"  XD

But I'd donate if I wasn't a poor student living off noodles right now.

[holyender515]

ill donate

[otoro]

isn't this suppose to be a 5 person map?

[Siddhartha02]

Had i not been a poor student myself I would donate, hope it works out for you.

[moletrap]

I appreciate the sentiment just as much :)