The Chicken

[alexsilver97]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

[WheelsOnaBoX]

he looks like pedo bear

[Acehight47]

why did the chicken cross the road?? to get away from the big black guy lol im not being racist its not racist if your black to lol

[CeptoDek]

@Acehight47 Actually, it's being racist to the same race, like, if you're white, and you make stereotypes about other white people, you're still being racist.

[Acehight47]

@CeptoDek yeah thats true thats butt.. all people these days are saying all stereotypes im glad you said somthig thought lets me no ppl are all not like that

[caribou1722]

moi je dit chapo tu le bien fait

[ushmo10]

Because it can't fly (this comment will randomly get thumbs up and when it reaches 100 someone will reply to this comment)

[pipinho114]

@ushmo10 NO

[CoolGizmo335]

WHAT THE FUCK IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENCE

[MrAwesomeUber]

I thought it was a girl chicken. Therefore, it had to be traveling from the bedroom to the kitchen.

[shortiefoeva3]

that's a horrible commercial

[adam7914]

@shortiefoeva3 i agree

[EZR09]

I thought that chicken joke was really funny.

[nbryc]

They goin real fast and they goin go left.

[judyluvsnoel]

yeah that'll make me buy a ticket to your stupid races.... ha ha we killed the chicken..... F#ck Wads. (i know that didn't really kill a chicken it is still gross)

[judyluvsnoel]

@CorpeGenie lmao.... omg that is so funny.. and esoteric.

[THEJOKEYJOKER]

coz it has a chicken brain !!

[CherryBombFilms1]

or to comit suicide and get hit by a car

[schokotackle]

to get to the other vagina.

[adamtr1121]

We need to invade the pakistan boarder and Find osamaa bin laden and kill him and The Al Qeada

[wiremannotfireman]

How many chickens were harmed or killed while making this commerical? There are people starving to death in the world and kill chickens for laughs.

[jshuggy90]

haha they spelled "grizzly" wrong

[ConnDevi88]

"Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

A: Well it wasn't really a road, It was a driveway at the chicken farm & the chicken was just walking around! AHAHAHAHAHA!" - Brak

[xTrevor1000x]

it wanted to kiss my ass

[MrDrPrpaa]

C FOR SURE

[scubamax222]

to kiss my ass

[stevejaen]

holy fuck.. hahaha

[augatron22]

B. is right answer

[URProductions]

This commercial is the balls. I'd go to California Speedway any day of the week.

[TheCooldodo]

that is mean

[Gnarglay]

Who ever made this commercial is a tool it might as well be saying "Hi, come to the California Speed Way and get hit by a car and if you don't come then your a douche-fag! Ha ha ha"

[ktown4life1337]

clearly you haven't seen your own.

[Straight4Edge]

i roll in K Town like a fagget cum drinkers

[MrMechanicalChicken]

you killed sexy chicken?!

[buxyo]

retarded

[liolp808]

lame...

[KrAxRACING]

k wtf is with this vid for this day and age, and 2, why is the car that plows it, #3???? ummm you have unlimited amount of numbers and you chose number 3.....fuck california speedway i aint goin there now

[URProductions]

Who gives a fuck what day and age it is. If I made commercials, I'd make whatever the fuck I want and you can stick the day and age up your ass.

[KrAxRACING]

fagg

[URProductions]

homopants

[popfluster]

fail

[Slic3R1]

gay

[rachiti]

Get with the times man. Using "gay" to refer to something as negative is soooo 1982. Welcome to the 21st century.

[popfluster]

so is it fail now?

[rachiti]

who knows...could be.

[zeik8]

Nah, Fail's too geeky...

Chicken shit's pretty good c:

[URProductions]

Fuck you gaymar.

[Com4ever102]

lol

[red0dell9]

that was just stupid

[1t3n1]

0.o

[crsmls22]

:O  :O

[ToBJewelShepard]

I love all things "chicken" especially chicken death! Cool vid!

[fgusta2new]

it's ok but it you could have done alot with that clip

[ooferd]

lol

[VirginVersion69]

The chicken crossed the road to get some cock (a male chicken/ rooster). The egg crossed the road to get laid (chickens Lay eggs).

[AuditionNoob]

What happend to the baby cub?!

[bikingdervish]

it died too. you just didn't get to see it.

[saksepapirlim]

Yeah, the wheels smashed it so gore flew in all directions...

[funnyboy9000]

I'm NOT A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[gottexxx]

motherfucking grizlly bear why did you choose to rape my daughter????

[gabe0083]

you are a retard

[lingojac]

idiot

[kitsunefirelover]

Wait, pedo bear.

[NoUsernameAvailable]

Wouldn't the chicken go straight through the engine block at those speeds? xD

[caelenvasius]

Ac chicken would definately tear off the front-end body work, but the engine block is mostly solid steel and aluminum, a chicken is, well...a bird. It might damage the radiator or internal suspension though

[NoUsernameAvailable]

I know, I was just kidding around :)

[sumsky56]

in all fairness, i wouldnt be half surprised if they found a few feathers while changing the pistons...

[blondeatheart47]

omg thats horrible.

but wait....

what happened to the grizzly bear?

dundundaa

[TGTAP]

It got OWNED

[1Rockx]

hahahaha run from the baby grizzly lol!!

[muratli232323]

vay harika

[Bmoreusa]

I believe PETA just set up a hotline for those who were disturbed by this video

[Mandlize]

"No chickens baby grizzly bears, or stock cars were injured" LOL

[Mandlize]

OMG i want a baby grizzly bear

[YeaIAmTheAwesomeness]

Haha! I love the part about "To run from the baby grizzly bear!"

[insanetrain23]

ahahahaa

that's hilarious

[UnGreatFool]

poor chicken..

[doodooday]

what happened to the bear when the cars came...lol

[snafuthesane]

He skitched.

He was wearing Heelys.

lol XD

[snickerzowner]

OMG that was funny as hell

[SFFfilms]

everyone says that but isnt truth.

[DubmanFig]

TUKY BABY BIRD LOL omg thats gay how the death of TUKYS

[tresanarchist]

i lov this mercial and the baby grizzly was ok.

[A7Xmatt343]

why do u people do this?

[doodooday]

they're dumb as fuck or eitehr actually scared WHICH is acceptable if theyre scared

be cool if she did hang from my wardrobe though probobly hasnt happend cause i dont have a wardrobe,you think she'll hang from my closet if i leave it open?

[owlsboi]

haha funny

[KloudzRfluffy]

haaaaa

[XHewrami]

the only skill you need in nascar is "turn left, turn left, and.... turn left" what a shit excuse for a sport

[jack9255]

i hate nascar but its actually hard as balls....

your a stupid fuck nascar is gay but its still hard as shit to do

[qwert963]

If you hate it so much why are you defending it, btw are you bi-polar ,or the illegitimate son of a 40 year old fat man and a Labrador Retriever

???

[XHewrami]

hahahahahaahhahah, labrador retriever!!! hahaha

[tresanarchist]

its not for the drivers its for the fans. btw way easy to follow drunk also way fun if you have reall bad short term memory loss, its always new

[THEREISNOCOMMENT]

Oh, you mean people who live in texas.

[samprice1]

i think hes talking about himself

[qwert963]

your comments are as useless as your videos.

[xcherryflavoredx]

Hahahaa cruel but funny!

[TGTAP]

How about no. Indy car is a copy of F1 and it sucks ass, hard!

NASCAR has closer racing, and besids better technology = less skilled drivers needed. NASCAR the only main bit of tech is power steering....