Roseanne Life and Stuff Part 2

[Popteart]

Ms. Crane looks like a blonde Tiny Tim.

[FrailShiver]

I love how the dog barking was was brought up in a much later episode. Full circle.

[Popteart]

I never noticed in the pilot (this episode) when Dan and Roseanne are running to Darlene, you can see a ceiling fan in the kitchen!

[mercytune93]

jackie's hair is huge!

[LiveLoveLaugh3651]

That was a lot of blood fixed with a bandaid :)

[aliasgirl47]

Teacher: "Your daughter barks."

Rosie: "Our whole family barks".

LOL!!!!!!

[mngq29]

"This is why some animals eat their young." lmao hahahahahaha.....love it!

[skylur44]

Oh I hate this teacher twat. Just like every other young bitch in Los Angeles, phony affected clueless and with that long kinky over permed hair.

[thenightprowleracdc]

My Family does not bark ok they spit when talking

[JILLYBEAR956]

Crane: Your Daughter Barks

Roseanne: Our whole family Barks!!!! LMAO LOVE THAT LINE =D

[slipknot789able]

i think roseanne was wanting to jump over that desk and pound that teacher mom this is blue roseanne should have said ok becky you can walk to the store where i bought it and exchange it

[slipknot789able]

i think roseanne was wanting to jump over that desk and pound that teacher

[Nansbbgrand]

"Niineteen-sevennty-WHAT??!!" ~ HAHAAA

I love how Roseanne knocked Darlene's prissy twit teacher down from her pedestal. LOL

Teacher: Could we do this annothher daay?

Roseanne: Naaoo

Teacher: Your daughter barrks.

Roseanne: OUr whOLe fAMily barrks!

..Hilariousss...x))

[spyroandcynderrock75]

1970 what!?

[jpanderson06]

Did anyone notice that Not one person said DJ's name not one time in the whole episode? I think its kinda funny considering this is 1st episode, so no one has any idea who he is lol

I agree with Rosie in the agrument.. Dan did have the day off and didnt do shit while she had to return the backpack, talk to the teacher AND work an 8 hour shift. He didnt even do the one simple thing she asked... to fix the sink.. freaking lazy ass jerk!!

[kluboski]

@jpanderson06 i totally agree. dan woulda got his big ass bruised by me, his wife, had this happened at my house

[Luigi84289]

@jpanderson06 Hey being lazy is a job in itself. You know how hard it is to stomach all the guilt?

[2479148]

what happened to the boat.

[synyztahkillah09]

thank you for posting this!!!

[belladonna4577]

thank you for posting all of these episodes! roseanne is my favorite sitcom ever :).

[RoseanneEpisodes94]

"Oh Shut Up, Honey."

[MaakaKarin17]

"We have found that when behavioral problems arise in the classroom, it's usually an indication there are problems at home."

Did anyone else catch that little smirk she had? Does Roseanne have to slap a bitch?

[riverbeddesert]

"Our whole family barks."

[efan64]

Dan's obessed with Cream Corn, LOL

[vampirelover16]

i love the end scene, where darlene gets hurt, because it shows that they are good parents in the end. that even when they're arguing, they stop and do there best to take care of the kids- i'd kill to have a famliy like theirs

[SimplyRisque]

Loving Laurie's wig.

[lace0589]

lol he called darlene bub! lol

[StellianAriolus]

Darlene's so adorable here, getting grossed out by boys... lol.

I thought when Dan started talking about the flower, he was going to tell Darlene to imagine the sunshine and fertile ground, and admire how pretty the flower is...

Then run over and squash the pretty, little flower!

[thesethingz]

"This is why some animals eat their young"... lol!!

[skanemermaid]

Nice blouse.

[Zeldadude17]

i wanna drop kick becky

[mcmrfklaw]

Why did Dan give Darlene a swat on her butt?

[RootMenu]

oh never mind. found part 1. but it says you can't view it in your cause of copyright restrctions.

>8(

[sgtforge21]

huh? just watched it

[RootMenu]

where's part one?

[detroitbikeshop]

the door from the garage is on the different side it was on the right side not left lol anybody seen that

[emd1085]

Did anybody else notice that there was a ceiling fan in the kitchen for only this episode then it was gone.. look at 7:46

[emd1085]

"Shut up Honey" lmao

[dabuhr]

i love them all..so great!

[rbd43091]

that teacher needs a bitch slap

[sackgirl78]

i agree

[cooltab11]

i love darlene shes my favroite

[dizzyisme]

lol this is a funny one. well they all are but this one is extra funy

[JenniferJenell]

If you want all episodes IN ORDER, then go to my page and every season will have its own playlist with ALL episodes.

[irr1sss]

becky's catch phrase...."you are sooooo immature" xD

[AArmendariz12]

the way they fight is funny

[whysoglumchum]

OO remember when they fought after dan had is heart attack. haha was just like this one.

[JAlisa08701]

Is it weird that i can quote this whole episode? be honest i can take it lol i love their fight in the end that one fight had alot of good lines

[loadfinder30]

They gave Rosey hell but you are right, this is the one sitcom that was true to life the most.

[jjgrl55]

This show is so great because it's very real . . . I hated the surreal stupidity of the last season, but adore the first few for how true to life they are.

[j6z6b6l]

I actually quit watching the last season of Roseanne because of how over the top it got. I thought it was ridiculous. 2nite was the first night that I actually watched the final ep. of season9. That's when I realized why the ep. were so crazy. All of the seasons were what she was writing.During her writing Dan died in actuality in season8.She was depressed and the outrageousness of season9 was the result of her changing her life into something it wasn't.

[shawty4rm530]

omg they were all so cute when they were little omg its so funny i swear

[keleic]

i love the scene where roseanne talks to the teacher. its so funny lol

[ac75088]

LMAO @ 2:40

[Mi55ery]

haha

Roseanne : "Are you hungry?"

Dan: " No Not Really"

Roseanne : "Good I'll Fix Dinner"

XD

[abracrow1000]

mrs. crane who plays squash... reminds me of Frasier!

[Jakeof5]

i love how they used the same scene here and in the last episode of the 8th season where dan says, "you want me to fix dinner....i'll fix dinner....i'm fixing dinner!"

"oh but honey, you just fixed dinner 3 years ago"

[Crosscountry618]

i noticed that too lol

[Mi55ery]

haha omg I like the part when Roseanne came home from talking with the teacher and Roseanne comes home to tell Darlene about it and the random t.v. noise in the background comes up!!

haha man a classic :)

[skylur44]

LOVE this show they were all so good!

[blackorean777]

he never did finish that boat..

[edwardsdarkmistress]

Didn't his mother set his boat on fire near the end of the 9th season?

[xtina2488]

Yes she did.. lol

[MorganAkaTazzy]

"noooo" lol

[unlucky121]

darline was cute

[BettieBlueballs]

Yes, she was.

[SpearmintGalaxy]

"OH WE CAN'T HAVE A BIG CAN OF CORN FOR DINNER!!" LMAO! Dan loves his corn!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

197what?

This is why some animals eat their young.

So many great quotes so little space!!!!