The Count ... The count song censored from Sesame Street ...

[weezel32]

I want Gogol Bordello to cover this.

[Voltage171]

He stole it

[thetigerkatie]

Lol such an amusing video

[Daimyo7]

FCC is at it again, bleeping more and more everyday.

[romirom777]

The cobb webs on the wall! Soo Hot!

[cjth33]

This would be much funnier if the description didn't give away the joke before you've watched it.

[brandonlive360]

loollll i fell out my chair 

[MrEvelynOakleigh]

Is that healthy?

[goofeylucy99]

I LAUGHED SO HARDD!!!!! XD

[themarioinatux]

When I'm alone I f*** myself

[calvinballrules]

ummm ok?

[MultiJOKER218]

OMG THIS VID IS SO FUNNY COUNT IS A BAD VAMPIRE LOOOL

[AMAZONJANE63]

HOLY COW....TOO FUNNY! "BUT MOMMY, THE COUNT SAYS IT."

[cristals1997]

Lalalal

[cristals1997]

I (beep) the spiders on the wall!! :) haha

[cristals1997]

I could (beep) forever!! :D haha

[Ruddie84]

aaahhhh ahahahahaha

[toricromwell]

slowly getting faster!!

[thethespian800]

Hehehehe. He fucks himself xD

[kaitybug1101]

@thethespian800 you do realise every time he says beep it means count right?

[thethespian800]

@kaitybug1101 *realized. Thanks. I think everyone realized that. Yes I did know, but the person who made this video intended it to sound like he was saying fuck.

[ChickenNugget3467]

@kaitybug1101 dude we all know that but it was censored so it would seem like he's saying fuck instead..so derr! =/

[kaitybug1101]

@ChickenNugget3467 ya i know that smart one

[01AntiChrist]

I could *bleep* forever.

[Mr1nvisible1]

*bleep*ing hallarious! yep. cointing hallarious.

[anetamiod]

i could F**k forever i could F**k untill i drop lol

[MultiMetalmike]

i F**K the spiders on the wall...... when im alone i F**K myself....... ROFL

[blewis618]

ALCOUNT KENNY BODY

[ExpelliarmusMe]

Slowly... slowly...... slowly getting faster.......

[megalasercat]

lol he likes it in a group

[Dr0Siko]

Nowadays .. they ruin every innocent song/word/photo with some sex stuff ...

I hate it!

[twilightkittycat]

Oh my! I love *bleep* too :D

[ixa2012]

when im alone i *** myself.....

i love ****

faster faster....

oh my god i coulod not stop laugin best video ever.... totally made my day

and it didnt ruin my childhood cuz i used to see sesame street in spanish (plaza sesamo)

[TheSmuckersJelly]

Well, there goes MY childhood.

[mashedbatata]

..and when i'm alone!

[mahaddad13]

@mashedbatata HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA



[sMexYaRaB]

@mahaddad13 lol haha i c u guys...amin ;)



[mahaddad13]

@sMexYaRaB oh wassup BREEHHHHHH!

[tylertylerten]

i want what hes on!

[dearanna]

I saw him at the last Sex Addicts Anonymous. He was a mess.

[RiverrClan]

Who ever created that is a gunies

[deerman12321]

i f*** the spiders on the wall bitch!



[rayanneflowers]

lol

[888roselover]

he is jewish

[fraserfastproduction]

i wanna learn how to **** hahahaha

[Inkypinkyism]

He's definately talking about hugging... *Innocent smirk*

[GriffinShniffin]

SLOWLY. SLOWLY. slowly getting faster FASTER

[ericham30]

Jesus this is so funny i couldnt breathe after he said i F**k myself!!! lmao!!!

[HaiSamfa]

This is my new favorite song, no joke..

[nickmario88]

What the count did i just watch?

[MrNiconiconico]

Please allow this on the iPhone :(

[BeautifulMess74]

I LOVE IT! The Count is my fave muppet. I want this as my ringtone. Anyone know how I can do that?

[AssassinationsCreed]

so what does the candle wax stick to again?

[applepierockzmisox]

When I am alone I **** myself!

[ruzzzler]

that dude is seriously f *** up.... =_=

[OperaPrimadonna17]

I *bleep* the cobwebs in the hall. *Boing!*

This is the best censor video i've seen.

I applaud you.

[HaiSamfa]

THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER.

[Giangpro95]

Gotta love the random beeps... Although what did they censored ?!?

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@Giangpro95 Count. He counts things that's why he is called the count (aside from being a vampire)

[Giangpro95]

@TheBoredomOtaku Why do they need to censor that?

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@Giangpro95 The video uploader censored it to make it sound like he was saying fuck instead of count because it's funny.

[clownpit]

hello

[34rodzilla]

A soulless bloodsucker that loves to count everything even money? is a Jew. People of the children's television workshop I simply cannot accept such blatant racism. I will not stop until I have rid the world of the greedy conniving backstabbing untrustworthy stereotype people have of the Jews.

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@34rodzilla Or maybe because "Count" Dracula likes counting ._.

I swear people look for racism in everything which only makes them the racists.

[ytrewQwerty]

I never watched sesame street. I thought this was the original. I know it's a children's show but i thought some of the crew made this and did not air it.

[OverRichProductionZ]

lol bumboclaaaat maad

[bridegnan09]

this sounds nothing like fuck at all and i agree the count is jewish but who cares!

[scarletkitty1999]

i love you for posting this

everytime i hear this i laugh

[Tanthro]

hey, we all love F***ing don't we?

[Ruffinyouup]

When Im alone I F*** myself......... ohhhh Sesame Street :P

[LoveApril182011]

We watched this in school last year... Anyone else watch it?

[1H4T3NUMB3R5]

Why the f*** is he Jewish?

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@1H4T3NUMB3R5 How is he Jewish? Where does it say he is Jewish or does he claim he is?

[macsilvr]

@TheBoredomOtaku The style of music is klezmer, which is a traditional Eastern European Jewish style.

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@macsilvr It doesn't neccessarly make him Jewish nor is it a bad thing if he is. They made him to sound just like the stereotypical vampire from old Dracula movies not Jewish unless you think all Jewish people sound and act like him....

[TheDarknetlord]

I can relate.

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

every second of this is raping my childhood

this is awesome :D

[dammit3094]

0:30 I f***ed slowly slowly slowly getting faster, once I start to f*** its very hard to stop.

1:00 I f*** the spiders on the wall~~~

I f*** the candles on the shelves~~~

WHEN I'M ALONE I F*** MYSELF~~~

[Wolfyy23]

Lmao xD

[ShadesBelow03]

This is just WRONG, but totally hilarious!!!

[icyladyzarin]

Oh my god, this is amazing. XD

[whiteboygozhard17]

i fuck that much 2!

[phin586]

anyone have this uncensored. the original is way better then this bullshit



[toastedrues]

47 people got ****ed by the count.

[azraiel08]

holy......WT%$%$!???

[zombiesquirrels8D]

Oh geez.

Win.

[Adj1550]

I like fucking spiders too!!!!

[Szuubs]

When I'm alone I **** myself too!

[FantasmicaXD]

LMFAO XDDDD dude he's really getting into the Song xD YEAH go F*** youself damn Puppet >XD

[SuperLalaland25]

WOW



[zmoney1971]

hahahaha i love ****ing too*

[dtmclaurytv]

this is like the 8th time ive seen this

[dtmclaurytv]

when im alone i f*ck myself! lol

[MrLeft4DeadLover]

1 nipple ah ah ah

2 nipple ah ah ah

3 nippl... oh I'm outta here

[HugsumTrees]

Challenge: TRY NOT TO LAUGH!!!!!!!!!

[alienjoe123]

You stole this video.

/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

[devpoke513]

lmao my ap psych teacher showed my class this to show how perverted young people think now a days lol

[Nertrender]

you are a sick sick person. i am gonna watch it again

[spiderman8241]

1234 1234

[TomasMarsh]

hahahaha



[strongAnthonycool]

someone has a sex addiction

[Yishaytheking]

My school showed this to a class a kinder gardeners no joke

[18gxkelpy]

i doubt

 that

[Yishaytheking]

@18gxkelpy They said it is good for learning to count... idk.

[Ishkadizzle]

ROFL!!!!!!!



[Cornpalacestudios]

I wonder how much experience you need before you can do that to a candle...

[modelmaybe11]

@Cornpalacestudios how about doing that to the cobwebs?? I dont even wanna know!

[jimbotherisenclown]

@Cornpalacestudios Not much, if you've got enough lube.

[NatureBuddyz]

Some times i sit and f**k all day...but sometimes i get carried awayy!!! LOL XD

[NatureBuddyz]

sex addict. some one needs to get this guy a counselor or something

[DaughterofRaistlin]

COB WEBS ahahahahah

[bravenuggethead]

slowly, slowy ,slowy getting faster, once i start fucking its really hard to stop. hey! faster, faster its so exciting!

[Apoxiosis]

when im alone i *bleep* myself

[adeckerbuck]

I held it till the spiders on the wall, I couldn't not laugh after that

[reddragon9918]

@adeckerbuck I held to 'I F*** my self

[clpa1984]

I love you... that is all XD

[outrayjess]

..........XD HAHAHAHAHA

[RueDN]

is he jewish ._.

[hellgurl71]

@RueDN I don't think so, it's suppose resemble Romani music, according to the Sesame Street website Count was originally born in Transylvania, Romania

[kal476]

LMAO



[starrish]

=|  WTF

[JonnyMan131]

When im alone...i fuck myself

[vex702]

dude, intense orgasm near the end

[digi201]

The worst thing is that I got here by searching

"song that descrbes america today"

O_O

[absinth1986]

when im alone i F%$# myself!!! ooh yeah!! hahahahaha!!!

[Ghostrider425]

There goes my childhood man, Thanks

[RoxInSocks]

HAHAHAHAHA!! this is legen.. wait for it.. dary

[JJJsport]

I wonder if he likes f**king poles? :0

[itsbridgetmolloy16]

just ruined my childhood......

[joshgaus]

BITCH HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SMACK YOU

[Pete11501]

Absolutely hysterical

[WorldWalker128]

Poor spiders.

[cellolord2]

dude that is awesome

[SkullyProductionsInc]

1,2,3,4 1,2,3,F***.

[SammieB100]

We watched this in math class.. I was like omg hahahahah (:

[jamhamster]

It's Count F*ckula! ;-)

[Kaioshin94]

45 people got (bleep)ed by the count

[toxiiczkiillzz]

he fuks the cobwebs in the hole :P zomg rofl!

[angus7021]

Now I know what Dave Chappelle was talking about...

[calypso6669]

There are 45 people that dont (beep)!

[statts54]

I love it !!!!

[noodlelovespokemon]

Man. . . tht song was set up 2 become tht XD

[Silith13]

He ****s Spiders, cobwebs, candles and himself?

[cbcheerleader101]

hahahahah priceless! 

[TkiraT]

Terrific!

[Gamermonty5]

I feel another part of my childhood deteriorating with every bleep...

[wppw123]

I knew that prick was a child molester. Here is his admission.

[mumitoink]

my childhood is all messed up!! i knew there's something twisted about this show..hahahahahahaha!!!

[whizbabe55]

he is really saying 'count', right? cos this just isnt appropriate for kids... :)

[MatAvery9408]

"When Im alone I **** Myself!" Lmao!

[MrCommonSense100]

lmao i love this shit

[RosannaSaxon]

haha love it!!

[diamondangel1213]

stop the 'bleeps' !!!!!!

[arieljoymusic]

hahaha thank you count, you just made my day

[tippzi420]

Lmao...

[prankster3001]

45 are spiders..........

[pinoyboiiz]

Damn...The Count is some kind of freaky.

[nakkoyah]

OCD much mr count

[TheDarkbane12]

at 1:15 he gets a hard one.....

[tanaciousninjanikki]

this is WAYY TO FUNNY hahaha...

[icuwerld]

strange how the unspoken word, left to human imagination, can be so fkn funny! lolzers

[sedanshaggy]

when im alone i fuck myself!

[attackingzac]

The Count + Katy Perry.

[vallehoe]

Try watchin' this with a straight face.

[WorldWalker128]

@vallehoe

I can't.

[angus7021]

@vallehoe I start laughing before he even sings

[shinnerblizz]

@vallehoe I just did. ;)

[dawglovers212]

@shinnerblizz me 2 not hard its kinda stupid

[pciz301]

@vallehoe this is like my 700th attempt

[pciz301]

@vallehoe i cant get by fucking 0:12

[starwolf53]

@vallehoe i cant do it! LMFAO

[natulis3]

This beats bed intruder song!

[kernsfridge69]

never gets old hahahahahahaha

[THEHYPERMUTT22]

how do u f**ck a cobweb, a spider, and a candle?

[xXMSSniperXx]

@THEHYPERMUTT22 ANAL...

[thesodathief]

@THEHYPERMUTT22 i can answer the candle one he shuves it up his azz ?

[iBurnedaHouse]

slowly slowly slowly i'm getting faster....

WHY IS HE COUNTING SPIDERS

[tripodmorg77]

he fucked 45 people last night

[loneshewolf74]

1:35: "*Melodramatic intake of breath* When I'm alone I f*** myself!"

ROFL!! XD