Louis CK standup clip 10/30/05 "Ew!!"

[OnePieceLover1175]

"That moment... is, me!" brilliant

[gjc82071]

Holy shit.......Kings??? Wow. I remember Kings from when I was a kid! They closed in 1984.  I remember Twin Fair too. And Gold Circle, Aimes, Hills, and Zaires. Wow. Memories! OK. In my city there was a building that was initially Twin Fair, then Kings, followed by The Gold Circle & finally a weekend flea market. I think it may have been some hardware store after that, but I forget. As of now it's vacant, and has been for maybe 15 or 20 years.

[strikermurda]

@duckmastterflex i suggest the ol' tuck on the waist band of the boxer or short that way it doesnt poke outward. just a quick adjustment and off ya go

[duckmastterflex]

I'm in high school and i get around 20boners a day. I wake up with wood and sleep with wood its just awful. Ill never roll out of bed. Every other day i find my self in real trouble when im in class and the bell rings or the damn fire alarm goes off and i need to get up and leave. Thats why i wear big shirts and baggy shorts.

[davidls11]

@duckmastterflex You just need to jerk off more.

[saleh4u]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thats so funny 1:05

[unpuercofeo]

i really like the idea of just yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHH when seeing someone with a boner.

[garyabernethy2]

12 people aparently never got out of the 5th grade...

[mihaimoldo]

that shit can make your self respect collapse...especially if you were a shy kid...and criticism can detonate a small bomb that takes smth away from you and takes sometimes years to rebuild...like speaking in public...i have colleagues now at the university that can't ask a simple question in class...and don't even go to the point where the proffesor asks them smth with the class full of students...just don't!

[Thicite]

that sounds like my childhood too, repulsing girls by doing fuck all :p

[Thicite]

I'm... crying X'D

[Livicsf]

"Pointing at my dick and screaming"

Fucking LOL !!

You're the man Louis.

[sleepingpill000]

this is even funnier with closed captioning on :)

[TigerTaint]

@sleepingpill000 hahah holy shit, the captions are funnier than the actual stand up

[LucienProvencher]

@sleepingpill000 Those captions are fucking demented LOLOLOL :))))

[Fernandoandretn]

this shit shudve happened in superbad XD

[3chrds]

"that moment..is me!"

muthafuckin Louie! i love ya my nigga my nigaa!

[BillKiernan]

"that moment is me" he's brilliant.

[CityofTemu]

All his stand up jokes are good....really all of them.

[5usanna15]

sooo FUNNY!!!

[chAOStoob]

i cant find the one where talks about helping his friend jack off

[metalshavings]

I also have been unable to find the one where he helps his friend jack off ... and I want to see it again.... I wonder where it's gone - or what it's called... I just love the thought he has near the end ..... ' am i gay or just a really good friend?'.

[chAOStoob]

i found it. its in shameless.

[lifelonggaybot]

@metalshavings

it's called shameless

[sirLEVITSKY]

oh, classic lol. hummm ya I didn't stuble on it for quite a while now. Must of been removed

[MononofuBlood]

Damn, Louis is the best.

[fartass23]

i still get those random boners .. where your dicks just like .... "oh hey ... what up?"

[julescoltrane]

thanks richard pryor

[wiiboy555]

LMAO!!!

[TrickyMonkey1101]

LOL

[m1nd6am3sk8er]

the handjob farting story is from his comedy special shameless

[gnredbull]

That moment both shaped louis to be laughed at/with for the rest of his life and the girl the become a lesbian. ;)

[spyxter]

I can't find the clip where Louie tells how he farted while receiving a handjob. Does anyone know about that bit? :D

[PassionateGoth]

ahahaha. I can't find that one either. I'd like to fucking hear that.

[rointo]

A group of people pointing at your dick and screaming. That'll definitely shape your personality at a formative age.

[whiteheart74]

lol i REMEMBER in grade six, this guy Terry having a boner during the xmas concert rehersal. and he was wearing jogging pants i even remember that. and the whole class was laughing at him. and he turned red and kept singing or whatever we were doing.

so, totally. i love your material.

[scientivore]

That's got to be the worst thing that could ever happen to a kid.

[yebber123]

vicious is right, we don't really have control over boners, it just happens, except when to see a hot girl or something lol

[SynapseSnap]

thats... amazing.

[DJTripleThreat78]

Comics ironically are born out of rough lives. This was probably one of the reasons he became a comic.

[TheDoomBunny]

Can't-Stop-Laughing! XD

[TrueSoreThumb]

I admire you, Louis <:3

[austin6229]

ROFL this is all soo true ahahah

[ErichoTTA]

Holes in pants are disturbing.

[Soiledmyself]

That must've been hard for him to talk about that. Kudos.

[Mutzaki]

haha omg and you cant do anything about it even if you notice it! I mean its not like you can tell your dick to relax xD

[fenderjbass19]

truly one of the greatest stand ups of all time, i am always laughing...always.

[thrashmetalattack]

That moment.....is..me, that is who I am

[AddictedToFunAndMeth]

That's like the story of my life. It's like he knows me personally.

[diabolic42090]

Chics are so mean when dudes have random boners. LEAVE US ALONE.

[ferociouswombat]

wow, 71 thumbs ups? wow

[ViciousGuitarist]

we really can't help it

[TheTerrorUforgot]

@diabolic42090 Here, here!

[catsed1]

@diabolic42090 aaawwww :)

[BlackBinLaden7]

damn that really is embarassing

[RichieLivingston]

Hahahahaha!

Louis Ck is the shit.

[tasha122277]

that was sad! but funny, we all have stories like this.

[Krazyman12345678]

that wasn't very nice of you, plus your comeback sucked.

[ShvinktaProductions]

Amazing story, hilarious.

[FatherMcKenize]

greatest story ever

[DoraggPvp]

hahahahaha, your not alone Louis... once when I was a kid I guess my fly was down and I was sitting in class and had a boner... and it fucking went thru my boxers and stuck right out the hole... luckily I wore big shirts cause it went up thru my shirt instead of out in the opening. But I knew it felt breezy and when the bell rang I noticed my dick sticking right up and out of my pants!

[dmc3030]

lol, it felt breezy

[MisterAtoms]

actually, I don't think Louis would like to share company with you.

[bickleschmickle]

AHHHH!!

[Krazyman12345678]

hey, win32blows, you blow.

[russenbaer]

Didn't know asshole can be so sexy

[rotofunk]

jill cassavant is still cool and sexy

[OboxerU]

I've never seen this one.

I love finding the new bits.

[bongrocker]

Sounds like his classmates found some new bits, too..

[x2KSxOsama]

lmao i love people who get pissed off at comments

[antdestroyer]

Louis ck Garbage? go fuck yourself and those stupid fucking videos of you dancing like a fucking retard. And felix the cat sucks balls!

[felixdekat]

What are you? His gay lover? STFU and GTFO.

[antdestroyer]

nope I just really hate the fact that you would say anything is trash when all the videos you post up are dog shit. And felix still fucking sucks

[tuberinmyhead]

GTFO?you sir need to GTFO!!!!

[thecrystal28]

i like your name assuming it's meaning felix da housecat but don't go to louis's video page and talk shit when he is hilarious

[unclejollyroger]

Same with me. Only it was turkish taffy ball sack making its way out the side of ill fitting underwear

[Ether151]

Urbanz...thanks for the laugh

p.s. you spelled GENIUS wrong

meow

[GreasyWalrus]

i like the meow

its a nice meow

[Urbanz1975]

EW? Grow up, no need to say weak shit like "ew" on a genious's video. You dont even deserve to watch him.

[jazzyoz]

Urbanz, first off, the reason it is titled EW!!! is because the girl says EWW in his story. secondly, there is a possability that this was acctually Louis CK who posted the video!!! read the description

[doodyl9]

did you even watch the video???????

[italiansk8er2191]

ummmm urbanz i feel so sorry for you man. like r u ok? look at him acting tough and making a dick outa him self ahhahahahaha

[waitwhat420]

do you have speakers on your computer? hahahahaha... nice job

[bignz721]

My God! The same thing happened to me; 8th grade, math class (you do not forget moments like this, sadly).

Cheap blue pants Mom bought from Caldor, ripped at the crotch seam; red underwear/boner sticking through.

Hottest girl, "Robin L", caught me staring at her, boner & all.

Ugh! What a bad trip through the Annals of my Shame

[otayyo]

ouch

[theoneandonlypiper]

Your humiliation is our amusement. But still, what an interesting moment to pick for self-definition.

[dprescott06]

Just a piece of what made you the man you are today.

[loltheworld]

Just say that you don't actually have a boner. Turns the laughs into gasps.

Can't wait to see you in November. I need a fucking time machine or something...

[ChibiFighter]

LMFAO great video Louis.

[Ziffon]

i have a hole near my crotch on the jeans Im waring right no

[Medic876]

Best school story ever. You are the shit LCK!!!

[noonches]

hahaha, That's too fucking good.

[BoilingMad]

How could you not know you had a boner? One thing is for sure she totally wanted your dick! Why else would she be looking...

[a0d1m]

hahahaahhaha