Stephenie Meyer is a good author... but the whole sparkly-vampire Twilight thing sucks. The movies are a SHAM, I tells ya!
9/10 adolescent girls now dream of being bitten by vampires. I want to go back to when they were evil and scary and goddamn cool. Twilight vampires are fairies. I saw Twilight and gave up on the whole series. I didn't see New Moon.
its from Immediate Music. A company that creates tracks specifically for movie trailers. I really don't remember what the title of that particular song is, though. :(
omgoodness....did anyone else her that when edward pushed jasper, that you heard this poosh sound...omgoodness...that made me cry and laugh so hard!!!
i absolutely LOV the twilight saga:) but i still look up spoofs for fun. this video i have to say is by fare one of the funniest spoofs i've ever seen:) nice work!
that was great! no i'm not even kidding you that was awesome. "that's my suit!!" very funny. you should make some more twilight spoofs. all hail twifail!!
I'm sorry but the chick that plays bella is one of the worst actors around today...I'm not saying that cause she's in Twilight but her performance in The Messengers and Catch that Kid were some of the worst bits of acting i've ever seen she has no emotion whatsoever no matter what's going on.
i totally agree with you...they should have picked someone else to play her....maybe someone thats not realyy famouse....oh!....im not saying me because i cant act worth shit....but i think anyone would be better than her
What are the words to the ending New Moon song? Something about because of Twilight all the gods have died? :P I'd like to know all the words because I wish to sing it in the unintelligable accent to further my Twilight mocking career! :D
It was a one-shot thing and I can't remember or decipher the whole thing completely
"And New Moon is gone, but there's only one! And you know that it is here to save the day. (unintelligable mumbling that I can't decipher) because it's Twilight and they know fangirls are gay!". Something or other. This was done once, without writing or anything. And NOOOO, Fangirls are FAR from gay! (unless you mean HAPPY)
she's bleeding "ink" because green-band trailers (approved for 'appropriate' audiences) aren't allowed to show blood. So they have to change the color.
You just have to bring a bunch of like-minded friends and watch the movie with your own dub overs. I truly believe these films belong in the comedy section. Then maybe I'd appreciate their place in the universe. xP
You're bleeding ink...you don't belong here. Go back to Inkheart.
swrandomartist17 2 months ago
so now I finally like Twilight lol thanks LordPhillokc8 you're awesome dude
andina18 4 months ago
THAT'S MY SUIT!!!
XsupadumbassX 4 months ago
Okay so breaking dawn trailor is out soo now you guys seriously have to do breaking dawn please!
MizzDivineGenius 7 months ago in playlist Funny Stuff
though I hate twilight,i watch these dubs everyday.they`re amazing
IronSoulElf 8 months ago
"Go Go Gadget, CG Wolf!"
"Activate!"
ROFL
LordEnwar 9 months ago
bleeding ink lmoa
slayerofdarkshadows 11 months ago
YOUR BLEEDING INK
MyNamesAmelia 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLA ITS A PARTY that is one annoyin voice lol
SchleichSophie 1 year ago
Look at all those hat boxes. xD
Stacey666xox 1 year ago
Happy BIRth day BEHlla! LOL that was the funniest yet most annoying thing evar!
XsupadumbassX 1 year ago
YOUR BLEEDING INK! You don't belong here, your bleeding ink.
Webkinzrule615 1 year ago
Omfg I can't stop laughing I luv it :3
KABEEDEE 1 year ago
"What are you bleeding ink!?" *GASP* "You're bleeding ink you don't belong here" LOL
Boolglunk 1 year ago
You're bleeding ink! You don't belong here!
It's true, she is - if only they would cute her from the movie...
NaomiToraful 1 year ago
i like the twilight saga. the books but the movies keep getting better and better
bloomhug 1 year ago
LOL!!!
yendys1439 1 year ago
That song is Cirque de Loco by X-Ray Dog. It's good, but pretty short.
TheHolySemiColon 1 year ago
Go-go gadget!! ahahahaha
pewinkle0887 1 year ago
Wait, we have a budget! Lol
Silarias 1 year ago
LOL!!!!! :D I LOVE THIS!
degubamboo 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure the song played at 1:30 was in an Alice in Wonderland trailer
567092 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRFDAY BELLUH
567092 1 year ago
XD go go gadget CG wolf
heart4element 1 year ago
youre bleeding ink, you dont belong here.
khenessy1 1 year ago
The Twilight Saga Movie was shocking ! I have seen it at twilight-now {dot} com
doralynnerielse14 1 year ago
"HAPPY B-DAY BELLA!" lol Love Alice.
Museegirl0018 1 year ago
Hey Phillock got 2 questions for u:
1. Have u ever seen the Rifftrax DVD New Moon?
2. Have u ever though about joining the Rifftrax team cause U shuld.
monsetrbou 1 year ago
lol, HILARIOUS!
jonastwilightfan13 1 year ago
Stephenie Meyer is a good author... but the whole sparkly-vampire Twilight thing sucks. The movies are a SHAM, I tells ya!
9/10 adolescent girls now dream of being bitten by vampires. I want to go back to when they were evil and scary and goddamn cool. Twilight vampires are fairies. I saw Twilight and gave up on the whole series. I didn't see New Moon.
Love this dub :)
xDtazzarazza 1 year ago 2
"Something really smells, and I don't know what it is." His expression totally matches!
SirThinks2Much 1 year ago 3
"it's really expensive..."
*whispers* "it's made outta WOOL."
LOL i love this!
offbeat002 1 year ago
GOGO GADGET CG WOLF! Lol.
I repeat that at school.
iRainingSnowdropx 1 year ago 3
Whats the song playing at 1:30?
aquanette123 1 year ago
its from Immediate Music. A company that creates tracks specifically for movie trailers. I really don't remember what the title of that particular song is, though. :(
LordPhillock8 1 year ago 4
thats okay
aquanette123 1 year ago
Genius!!!
PurfectlyImperfekt 1 year ago
holy shit. I totally heard dumbgasms "wolf powers activate" when he turned into a werewolf... hmm...
PottersSuperhero 1 year ago
"gogo gadget CG wolf!!!!!"
lmaorotflol
SweetheartLala 1 year ago
I really like twilight but i still LOVE making fun of it. This is HILARIOUS!!
Silme037 1 year ago
"hey how you like my suit, its really expensive.. its made of wool " hey wait a second thats my suit ! XD
passionatecanter 1 year ago 3
"You're bleeding ink, you don't belong here." XD
IlphaeRenegade 1 year ago 3
"it's made of wool.." brilliant :P
likeWOOOOOW 2 years ago 21
We have a budget this time....Go go Gadget Cd Wolf... Activate Lmao
fluffballnicci 2 years ago 4
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blondieroxyoursockz 1 year ago
God I hate what Twilight has become, but I love when people rip it to shreads!
Sokkalovesme 2 years ago 7
Go-go Gadget CG wolf!! Haha that's funny
LunaRose97 2 years ago 5
omgoodness....did anyone else her that when edward pushed jasper, that you heard this poosh sound...omgoodness...that made me cry and laugh so hard!!!
sballgatorgirl06 2 years ago 4
Finally! Someone who hates twilight as much as i do! Dumb wannabe vampires!
Videot01 2 years ago 4
"why dont u like my suit? .. its really expensive.. wool" "wait that my suuitt!" epic funny as fuck
Sk8CrAzY695 2 years ago 27
i absolutely LOV the twilight saga:) but i still look up spoofs for fun. this video i have to say is by fare one of the funniest spoofs i've ever seen:) nice work!
natane08 2 years ago 6
ahahaaahhaah this is histerical
Silvermist0416 2 years ago 2
Hahaha Epic Win
Livelaughlove244 2 years ago 3
"wait a second...that's my suuuuuuit!!" XD
SuperPadders 2 years ago 3
I love these videos making fun of twilight :D
Chantelvonstrange 2 years ago
funny, whats the music when the black fela's talking
Motzhart 2 years ago
@Motzhart what?
LordPhillock8 2 years ago
GOGO GADGET CG WOLF ACTIVATE!
nakenmil 2 years ago 3
Haha I love the Inkheart reference!
AnointedMinstrel 2 years ago 2
hahahah that was awesome!
youtourofyouniverse 2 years ago
lmfao xD its made of wool!
i love the fake Jamaican accent xD and the music at the end
thesexysnake10 2 years ago 2
Who watch the movie??
Hardlyhuman101 2 years ago
wait a minute, THATS MY SUIT! WHARHARHRHAHAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!
bulletsunderpressure 2 years ago
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Haha I just did this twilight quiz :) It's fun! I have nearly everything right! Can you beat me =D ? here you go: bit[dot]ly/twilightquiz
Joe007Mitchell 2 years ago
i love twilight, and i found this to be FUCKING funnny as HEllll xDD kudos!
zim696 2 years ago
Love the sound effects(kissing) and the moaning sound I don't know what...
This is just sooo awesome!
skywalkersamocha 2 years ago
you're bleeding ink, you don't belong here!
hahahahh xD
ummidk21 2 years ago
that was great! no i'm not even kidding you that was awesome. "that's my suit!!" very funny. you should make some more twilight spoofs. all hail twifail!!
pmcgirls101 2 years ago
go go gadget cg wolf! activate!!
XD
funny
12341234lalala 2 years ago 2
Happy birthday bella and happy bday to me too! haha 13, nov, 1
rowan729 2 years ago
"we have a budget now! go go gadget cg wolf!"
lol
RukisxGoldxPants 2 years ago
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLA....AHAAA...IT'S A PARTAY!!!!!"
"That's my suit!!!!" lol I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
pisces38 2 years ago 4
I'm sorry but the chick that plays bella is one of the worst actors around today...I'm not saying that cause she's in Twilight but her performance in The Messengers and Catch that Kid were some of the worst bits of acting i've ever seen she has no emotion whatsoever no matter what's going on.
TwistedPfister1919 2 years ago 8
Totally, she look's stoned in all of the things she's been in.
HumanHearts01 2 years ago 2
i totally agree with you...they should have picked someone else to play her....maybe someone thats not realyy famouse....oh!....im not saying me because i cant act worth shit....but i think anyone would be better than her
sballgatorgirl06 2 years ago 2
@TwistedPfister1919 Holy crap, you're so right!
JessieMongoose 2 years ago 2
"Its your shampoo" ROFL
shinfield13 2 years ago
haha im a twifan but lol :D
crazyizzy100 2 years ago
Lol you know you should actually go see it. XDXD These trailers of your are quite comical. XDXDXD And Im a fan of the series.
strawberryyuna 2 years ago
Well.. I like te twilight saga.. and I respect the opinion of the ones who dont.. but this is AWESOME!!! is so funny! 5/5 stars!
Kmi95K 2 years ago 8
xD Amazingly done.
I was really laughing ass off about this.
On another note, that series really sucks... How it became popular, I can't even guess. =/
ChibiKitsuneWarrior 2 years ago 6
"Hey, how do you like my suit? It's real expensive."
"......It's made of wool."
banglefaar 2 years ago 3
hardly lol 4 the girls
ima not a boy so im not on that tain of thought
musicplayingtwilover 2 years ago
Whats a tain?
monkeyguyman1 2 years ago
What are you bleeding? Ink? *gasp*
Go go gadget CG wolf!
ROFL.
nkedwards90 2 years ago 4
go go gaget sneakey wolf! lol love it
santascaresme2 2 years ago
CG Wolf! CG wolf! Gaaaah!
LordPhillock8 2 years ago 7
What are the words to the ending New Moon song? Something about because of Twilight all the gods have died? :P I'd like to know all the words because I wish to sing it in the unintelligable accent to further my Twilight mocking career! :D
bethiemw 2 years ago
I don't know what he said either actually.
It was a one-shot thing and I can't remember or decipher the whole thing completely
"And New Moon is gone, but there's only one! And you know that it is here to save the day. (unintelligable mumbling that I can't decipher) because it's Twilight and they know fangirls are gay!". Something or other. This was done once, without writing or anything. And NOOOO, Fangirls are FAR from gay! (unless you mean HAPPY)
LordPhillock8 2 years ago
Haha! Thanks for deciphering even that much. :P
I dunno... Fangirls *are* pretty gay. You'd have to be to like a guy that sparkles. Or any of the script.
bethiemw 2 years ago
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
FlonieXD 2 years ago
Awesomly done.
Fuck the crazy twilight fanwhores.
kvj1989 2 years ago
'We have budget this time. Go go gadget wolf!'
Karona138 2 years ago
haha im a crazy twilight fan but still i love to make fun of it at times.. i mean u gotta be able to laff at it!! and that was spot-ton!!! lol
LOfrigginLL 2 years ago
I like the noise when she blinks when he says you gotta go back to the inkheart set
JDenton16 2 years ago
ink XD
Jade20121912 2 years ago
Inkheart owns Twilight any day.
SilverFyre200 2 years ago 3
And "Go-go gadget CG wolf!" Funny.
SilverFyre200 2 years ago 3
lol
jonjondalek 2 years ago
i love Twilight and this was hella funny :D
I loved how the voice of the line "its made of wool" matched his expression LOL
And the ink part, that's what i noticed also, why is she bleeding dark stuff? : P
AurumDigger 2 years ago
she's bleeding "ink" because green-band trailers (approved for 'appropriate' audiences) aren't allowed to show blood. So they have to change the color.
Kind of stupid, for something this minimal.
LordPhillock8 2 years ago
Oh, thanks, didn't know that : )
AurumDigger 2 years ago
Ga- Gahk---
How can you not have blood in a vampire movie? 0.o
MoonIMover 2 years ago
Really? That's really surprising, they can't at least use red ink and just tell the MPAA?
jackthemuffin218 2 years ago
for "The Shining" Stanley Kubrick kept insisting the elevator of blood was actually just dirty water to get it into the trailer! He got it!
Besides... she's BLEEDING SOMETHING... Can't erase the BLOOD. I guess its just the color red the MPAA doesn't like.
LordPhillock8 2 years ago
Goin straight to my fave's!!
SilentMissLoud 2 years ago 4
"...wait a second. THAT'S MY SUUUUIT!!!"
IsinMoon 2 years ago 6
That was grand.
silverlimosine 2 years ago 6
GO GO GADGET SE DE WOLF! ROFLR OFL ROL ORLF ORLF ORLF~ the rare coast of the atla what twiight oh here cut your yourself with that OW!
crazymonkeyzane5 2 years ago 4
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Jakerno 2 years ago
"That's my suit!" LMAO
EUMAN10 2 years ago 4
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazymonkeyzane5 2 years ago 2
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
LordPhillock8 2 years ago
"We gotta take you back to the Inkheart set"
Rofl!
ThePinkOracle 2 years ago 4
Thank you lol
cartmanblues 2 years ago
Omg im so glad your back
HYA545454 2 years ago
That has to be the best thing Ive ever seen! EVER!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!
sammyseal78 2 years ago
'We have to keep the female fans happy?'
This movie has ONLY female fans and that wouldn't be if the gays didnt undress all the time.
I liked this parody
Karona138 2 years ago 3
(whispers "ITS MADE OF WOOL!"
hahahaha that was too funny
GoreTorn16 2 years ago 4
I'm not American so I don't even know what cheesy is.
tomispev02 2 years ago
yeah its cheesy to ppl who dont understand it
LOfrigginLL 2 years ago
Nooo, I'm pretty sure it's just cheesy. And it's the people with no understanding that think it's the most epic thing ever.
Way to go, guys!! xD
bethiemw 2 years ago
rofl we need to get you on the set of inkheart
alittlewrm 2 years ago
A-mazing!
yurvink 2 years ago
hilarious
spunk0ransom0love 2 years ago
-_- But I have to admit its hilarious! lol
sizzchick3431 2 years ago
something really smells, i dont know what it is. oh its your shampoo... lmao
ThexNerd 2 years ago
haha i love the new moon reggae at the end.
TWhizz45 2 years ago 2
GO GO GADGET CG WOLF!!
ACTIVATE!
blublub17 2 years ago 3
XD thats awesome lol, ur right the Twilight saga is cheesy!
nellEKJ 2 years ago 2
lmao! perfect!
016899 2 years ago 2
At 0:30 it sounded like those Hoops & YoYo greeting cards that talk or whatever.
BallerCityTV 2 years ago 3
._. wow the new moon movie looks like shit. no surprises there. I really hate twilight XD
but great work, as always!!
rubblez 2 years ago 6
Oh my...that was BRILLIANT. Maybe if the movie was like this trailer, I would watch it.
DragonFire381 2 years ago 6
You just have to bring a bunch of like-minded friends and watch the movie with your own dub overs. I truly believe these films belong in the comedy section. Then maybe I'd appreciate their place in the universe. xP
PrincessDeFiggs 2 years ago 2
The orginal trailer was BORING. You guys managed to make it hilarious.
TheElephantGirl 2 years ago 2
I like Twilight, but I love these videos! "GO GO GADGET CG WOLF!" XD
mywishisfantasy 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHA! Suck it Franchise of Pure Evil!!!
QueenAlyss 2 years ago 4
BRILLIANT!!!!
draconis93 2 years ago
ogd I love that one
adellbecca 2 years ago
Good Stuff. haha
iwantmyTVNOW 2 years ago