Hello Aliens

[awsinger1]

What happened to your hand?

[tntimtation]

As an alien with a human perception filter for youtube purposes. I'm glad youtubers are making these videos, they help with the intergalactic transition.

[mariah061291]

We live to live and rawr <3

[emiliostrange]

favorited and liked *rawr*

.oO(should i tell that since i first saw one of neils videos a little voice in my head says *rawr* every like 15 minutes or so at least?)

[MrAizakku]

Weep little lion man

You're not as brave as you were at the start

Rate yourself and rape yourself

Take all the courage you have left

Wasted on fixing all the problems

That you made in your own head

:3

[whypineapple]

who doesn't want to play with Neil the lion? o.O teehee

[woolkev12]

hahaha

[wingedlion]

I totally have a new youtube crush on this lion. :<

[ookamiroxaskun13]

You RARELY attempt mass genocide against yourselves. Also, I have no idea if you got the perception filter thing from Doctor Who, but it reminded me of it. :D

[MayGreen91]

Question: When did you realize you were a Lion?

[CEorganization]

WoW :)

[pvampire]

I've always been a big supporter of Lions so whatever u need just let me know and consider it done! no lion friend of mine should ever have to suffer or go without! Rawer and favorite for good measure,!

[migonbrah]

This lion definitely turns me on.

[LoneGallade]

Today I subconsciously rawred at my sister and ate a banana... Neil i think being a lion may be contagious...

[Virini]

Bananas are radioactive.

[CrzyJayJay]

No VIDEOS! .... 21 DAYS!!! ... CRAVING EATING MY BURGER! GRAWRG

[ImSoAwsome1227]

uhm just so you know, i love your smile <3 :) if you responded this btw that would acctually make my life <3

[mikeinmass]

'so maybe you should considering flying down in your little space ship thing and come an play with us' ... someone's looking for an anal probe.. :-P

[GeminiSecret]

So neal, you do know that lions are almost extinct? Maybe you should raise awareness?

[15stargaze]

i only eat Banana;s.(:

[MichaelMidnight]

You crazy cool cat! RAWR indeed!

[farfuckinout]

Fucking gay. How did I end up here?

[ChristieMaye]

"We eat, we sex, we sleep, we sex, we run around and say rawr! and... we sex"

[rumbleroarcub]

anyone know how to disable my perception filter so i can find out whatever i am? rawrmooquackhowl..ribbet

[sailorperception]

You said perception filter. My life is complete.

[goodgirlfornow]

you dont blink....

[BananaNeil]

@goodgirlfornow you dont blink. O_o

[WayhoRachel]

How did I not know about you sooner?? You are wonderful!

[BananaNeil]

@WayhoRachel wellll woo! we should be friends. =]

[kratos1914]

We live to live... and rawr. That's gonna be my motto, from now on...

[BananaNeil]

@kratos1914 haha. it should be on a shirt.... =]

[pianomanphil]

Cutest lion I've ever seen...

[rends]

this kid is one of the most annoying youtubers I've ever seen. Nothing he does is original, his roars are embarrassing to watch, basically everything he does has been done before by hundreds of kids on youtube. What a lame excuse for a human being.

[mikeinmass]

will you be explaining what happened to your paws and legs?? why all the cuts?

[BananaNeil]

@mikeinmass i tripped and fell, and then was sad. =[

[trekkerbud]

I've been off youtube for a while, and I almost (almost) forgot how awesome Neil the banana eating lion is!

[subconsciouslystupid]

that bandaid is on ebay for 10 lion bananas ;) lol

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

when you said "we sex" i thought "wii sex?" and was like ehhhh and then giggled the thought away :]

[BananaNeil]

@xxnonyabidnezxx7 hahahah, thats such a good idea. @crabstickz used to make videos playing awesome kenict games that he made up...... that all looked like sex. =]

[CrzyJayJay]

My sister said that "This guy is Stupid and Retarded and MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!! Crazy!!!" ... I replyed" NO HE'S NOT :3" And then he did the loopy-doopy-doppyydo stuff ... *Facepalm*

[BananaNeil]

@CrzyJayJay hahaha, yeahhhh that was a thing.

[ksherman51]

male lions eat their young...enjoy

[AZperson25]

if i had to guess, i would have to say he was injured while trying to sex

[Mannimal0916]

You look and act like my 4 year old cousin. I think he is a lion too! O_0 U guyz shud mate, i mean meet!

[meenasaurusrex]

That singing at the end was beautiful *.*

[Sarasvati93]

I'll just end up believing you actually ARE a lion...

[xoNELYxo]

Who else was staring at his band aids wondering what in the world happened? poor lion. <3

[midatlantic10]

I want to fly down in my spaceship and play with you.

[rachelcantfly]

my species ia lion to. because I have a main, rawr!!

[ShoutToTheMoon]

this is awesome haha but what if aliens really think that some humans look like lions?! you lied to the aliens!!! noooo!!!!

[w8forthefizzfly]

I just noticed but I saw a bandaid on your hand at 0:02

[jbdazen]

Been slipping off a rope lately?

[emmfan09]

I'm so glad that I know now some lion facts.

[TheDoctorWholigan]

fix lighting cant see your ADORABLE eyes btw id like to play with you

[CrzyJayJay]

This is WELL done Im am TOTALLY SUBING So if you everer hit VIRAL!!!! Ill be vit chya mun!! =3 - Peace Out!

[sunshiinemk]

That was the most adorable explanation of lions I've ever watched/listened to. Kind of, sort of became less fearful of lions. But only a bit.

[angersausten]

wtf is up with your palms?

[xxpumpkin14xx]

That's a lot of sex O.o

[JustBeinMegzee]

I want to be a lion with you, Neil. ;)

[zzzave]

Cause cats land on their feet...

[zzzave]

You look like you fall off your bike and tried to catch yourself with your hands... Or you were being attacked by poachers who wanted you for your glorious mane. The second seems more likely.

[bookworm557]

Neil, what happened to your hand?

[turtleambush]

You do have a pretty awesome mane.

[jamiedunne]

I want proof of this so called hairyness.

[MsSamiWami]

why with all the band-aids, neil? did you gets a boo boo? :C

[pupsroc07]

lovely i like and ill come play w/ u! :)

[ThisBoyTV]

get a Lion to lick off your whiskers... be a awesome way of shaving :)

[unchico555]

Is that a band-aid? I thought it was a tatoo.

[bansribb]

That was brilliant!

[Kippz214]

Hello BananaNeil!

[MsShalalala]

Band-aid.

[pbtwentythree]

Why are you all torn up?

[nobodysdc7]

Aww, there are scrapes on your palms. Mickey Mouse band-aids?

[astraL0LZ]

<3 love you banananeil <3 You make me wish I was a lion but I am not... :(

[fishsticks96]

we, sex, sex, sex ,and of course sex XD

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

What happened to your hands?

[pandaapine]

999 views ...

[Jadeykinsz]

I don't think i could have fangirled harder when i saw you had a new video up:)

[intelectr]

damn, your hand, did you get into a fight with another lion in order to protect your tribe? :)

[musicismylove92]

lol, aliens would be so confused by this ("THIS LION LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN! BUT HIS MANE IS FLUFFY AND ATTRACTIVE")

[jasonquinn1]

this is such an awesome video :D subscribed!

[cocamacola]

why do you have a band-aid on your hand ? :(

[bulafritz]

Are you back in that depressing dorm again?

[OrgasmandTea]

Maybe if you're lucky the aliens could come and cure your homelessness =)

It could even spark a new series - Human, Lion, Alien Guy. Three unlikely roommates. Hilarity ensues.

[SchlipakTheReal]

I always thought I used to be a cat in a previous life, but I recently rawred at my mother without express. She didn't notice it, but in my mind I was like : 'why the hell did I just...!'

Rawr ! :]

[jprocker0494]

Your birthday is one month from tomorrow! What would you like? =)

[bukwurm16]

Awesome video! XD

[lostismyconstent]

I love your take on this!

[dipperf]

OMGWHATHAPPENEDTOYOURHAND?!

[horrorvictim]

When I was a kid, my parents convinced me that my name meant 'Lion' but when I grew older I found out my name meant 'Eager Lord'...I'm kinda sad it doesn't mean Lion...

[rtellez06]

Someone has a better video then you? YOU LIAR! :( We live to live, and rawr, and sex! lol

[Virini]

awww, now I want to be a lion. But that'd upset all my lobster friends... :/

[easrth]

RAWWWRRR!

[OtterFluff22]

Coincidently, I also blabber "stuff and things" and have a fluffy mane.

Can I join the lion cub? I mean club.

[greenieactress11]

That's so funny ! I'm a lion too!! I'm subscribing

[TheGeneticAnomaly]

Can I be your lioness...? <3 ;D

[ThePenGass]

The alien that gets this message is gonna be epicly mind-yiffed when he comes here

[giggs102]

who else was looking at his bandaid when he rawred? :o

[RemixedHeartbeats]

I wish I was a lion. :c

[UnfaithfulSong]

Holy shit... I'm a zebra.

Don't eat me. o.o

[rocky315w]

Niel I,m up and running please take a view and let me know how to improve, Love Rocky

[alollapalooza]

I love that you're a Nerdfighter. <3

[theloyalbadger]

I find myself rawring back at you sometimes. Am I a lioness and don't know it? O.o

[BananaNeil]

@theloyalbadger haha, keep doing that. =]

[LeggITboy]

Perception filter huh? I totally see what you did there. xD

[JazlynHenderson]

Why are you so adorable!?!

[JazlynHenderson]

Perception filter?.... Doctor Who/Torchwood reference?

[JazlynHenderson]

Neil is your hand ok?

[fizzylimon]

Your hand wounds are curiously placed. Do you have the stigmata?

Also, lions needing lots of energy to sustain their "lionness." Ha. Get it? It's like "lioness." Like you have to work to keep a mate. When really all you have to do is intimidate all the other males away. Guess that takes work, too.

Also nice video and I look forward to the confessions!

[DarkShadows791]

Thanks! You always make me smile...

[ISwishAndFlick]

You are wonderful. That is all.

[breanna1824]

what happened to your hand?!

[malarayofsunshine]

cool idea! I love it! nicely done, Neil. (:

[notsotinydancer13]

I LOVE JOHN AND HANK GREEN !! they really inspire me!

[HominoidCharles]

I would fly down but I'd rather not get eaten by you and your lion people :I

[vlogbrothers]

I'm not Hank or anything, but this is a vlogbrother stopping by to say: Great stuff! -John

[blueberrymuffinzrgud]

@vlogbrothers oh shit!

[iSpeakAwesome]

@vlogbrothers hehe...you're john green 0.0 ....well that was creepy...

[rends]

@vlogbrothers

i just lost all my respect for you, unsubscribing

[brentbraniff]

I'll give some thought to exactly what species I am. And then get back to you.

[americassuiteheart1]

His paws are a bit injured, but I like how Neil takes it like a lion, not afraid to show his battle scars :]

[TouchMeImOnFire]

What happened to your hand!! :O

And if possible you just explained lioinses in a way that makes them even more awesome than I originally though :) I want to play with a lion!!! ;)

[relgis15]

I frickin love you.

[pvampire]

OK, I gotta say, this is one of your best videos! haha Now I understand about the lion species. lol.. You crack me up Neil and you are so adorable. definetly favoriting this one! :) Rawwrrr!!!

[HahnJames]

You are, indeed, a most impressive lion, Mr. Panthera leo. And, Rawrrr! You have a big family, too (Felidae).

Take good care of yourself, Mr. Lion.! Also, we don't care if you miss a few days shaving. We'll love you all the same.

[DerekNorthChannel]

We eat, we sex And we sex!! xD

[demarcheofedacity]

oh I forgot to say that I liked your video :)

[teganbowiefreak]

I can't even tell you how often I quote your intro and randomly say rawr.

[woodlandfox2112]

Neil!  what's up with your front paws?!

[JaylaCucu]

Why do you have cuts and things on your hands and stuff? Stuff and things, things and stuff. Are you okay? I send you my love to help you heal faster. :)

[SamiSioux]

Love love love love love

[kittygrygrl]

Did you fall down on some rocks on something? Your hand and arms looked kinda beat up.

[theaussieninja]

*happyface* I saw the lion I gave you!!!

[hurricanerichtv]

PERCEPTION FILTER

LIKE

IN DOCTOR WHO :D

[BananaNeil]

@hurricanerichtv haha, YES!

[mypantsareTIGHTER]

This is horribly forward and sleazy, but i think neil and i should sex...and that is all.

[ItslikeIknow]

What happened to your hand?

[FilmTV101]

and you BASH dan brown?

[centreofdauniverse]

Why does your right wrist/palm look bruised? (1.01)

And why does your left wrist appear to have a scratch on it? (1.07)

(Maybe I'm just a little too observant)

[rschuerer]

Neil with whom or what have you been fighting?

[MarciaCM2]

Aliens are scratching their heads in confusion right now.

[RileyAndCompany]

This video makes me want to be a lion. RAWR. :]

[jordanjarvis94]

Did Neil close his fists again and accidentally scratch himself? Ahhhw. :D

[terralynn9]

Way to totally confuse the poor aliens. :p

[demarcheofedacity]

what has happened to your hands and stuff? hope you are ok

[telekinesis99]

I love all the roars...

[Enarab1]

How can I become a lion ?

[iwantsifegold]

this kid is not bad nice

[HopeLizzieLappin]

Epicness of this video!

[OEBlaze]

It was recently confirmed that I am also a lion. GRYFFINDORS REPRESENT!

[HaylinMusa]

Actually lions are quite territorial and often enforce their beliefs on others, especially if they want to expand their territory and there are people on it. :\ They'll chase away the leader, kill the babies belonging to that leader and than make their own with the females. xD

[josefdragon]

Did you hurt your paws?

I can kiss them better for you (wink wink)

[biddleybop]

I miss your confession/love story videos :(

[BananaNeil]

@biddleybop they are coming back super sooooon..

they are just a huge amount of work and my current homelessness right now makes it difficult. O_o

[recanaw]

@BananaNeil homeless?? why r u homeless??

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-Oh my goodness, you are too cute :]

-What happened to you? I see multiple band-aids :(

-"Come and play with us :) Meh? MEH?" LOL

*Hug*

[SuperWolfmike]

@BananaNeil D: you are so adorable

[bandg4evr]

Sex.

[TheScarfingAndrew]

A perception filter? Neil, that's alen technology! You don't want the aliens to attack us for stealing their stuff...

[TheJadsBlog]

'Perception filter' - cheeky Doctor Who reference?... ;) (geez I'm a nerd...)

[BananaNeil]

@TheJadsBlog haha, i'm a nerd too! who do you think made the refrence? =]

[Marcharig]

My perception filter costed me so much to fix. Have you ever had a problem dealing with this in the past?

[AwesomeBoy278]

Well, Im a adoreable animal...of somesort :S Look at my mane - its not a lion, and I dont know what I am. But if you ever want someone to play with you and all the other lions...just call :)

[Madichamp]

Aw! Neil! What happened to your hand?

[matthewgilpincom]

But I'm human... Our species is boring...

[Voldey]

Lion's are badass. End of story.