Funny man..but horrible understanding of the Bible. Just to clear things up, God created everything with the knowledge that we would one day ruin His creation. God is love, He cannot deviate from that nature (when you hear ppl ask well can God sin? the answer is no because that is not apart of His nature). You've often heard ppl say, if you love something set it free, right? well that's exactly what God did with His creation, because that's what love is about.
@Kh4yl i guess we can all just say things and expect them to be true can't we? you have your reality and i have mine. since none of us were there at the beginning of time you cannot tell me what is and what isn't. just look at the news..a simple tooth caused so much excitement in the scientific community that brought some to question the "out of africa" theory. i can't leave this earth knowing that my truth can change so drastically that i'd be looked at as primitive..like Darwinistic evolution
@fenderplayer1100 It's humorous that you claimed God is love even though he will ruin everything he created. Why create us in the first place? Just to destroy us many millenia later? Also, there is only one reality. You can say everyone has their own OPINION, but never their own reality. You can't claim that no one knows what happened because no one was there, and yet be certain that God created everything.
To answer your question, yes God can sin (1 Samuel 15: the genocide of Amalek).
What i honestly would like to know, not having read more than five pages of the Bible without comparing it to Humpty Dumpty, is who was present to give a first or second hand account of the making of the Universe? Did Jesus mention it at all?
okay I consider myself a christian (although I do believe the bible is not 100%-if it is then I'll find out one day lol) but that snake part made my day.
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not every christian. I think merely NO christian with brain believes in the whole seven day thing. You can take the bible as guideline to lead a better live and actually in the past it was important to kinda fear the wrath of God, because it was the only thing that stopped people from doing bad things.
Instrumentaling religion is bad and people who burn darwins books because they cant differ between research and storytelling really is bad your right
God STOPPED people from doing bad things?! He ENABLED them! It's the ultimate excuse to do anything at all, you assume ultimate authority with god on your side.
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Just when you are blind and want to manipulate, then you can use religion as a weapon, but that is not any god's or religions fault (whether he is fictional or not). It's pure human failiure.
Many people need religion to find peace. And without believing in a live later, many people wouldn't be able to take it any longer.
Have you read Marx? The modern religion is the television, but mankind always needs some drug to take the day to day live
When examples like Hitler and Stalin are being used, they often are dismissed as being mere individuals who did evil deeds. But that's false, they wouldn't be in the position to do such evil things if it wasn't for whole populations backing them up.
And that's where I'm pointing to. Religion teaches people to take something as true without evidence and act on that. That's how it enables leaders to motivate masses to do the most horrible acts.
Hitler didnt want to have religion in his state, but he wasnt able to extinguish it.He even was affirmed by the pope.
BUT dont you think,that christian religion learned its lesson?
Yeah in America it is really stupid what you do. Forbidding Darwin in classes because some idiots say, they dont want to believe it and fighting a war in the name of God,but always saying how good you can separate state and religion.
But that doesnt count for everyone who hopes for more
"We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.
( Adolf Hitler, in a speech delivered in Berlin, October 24, 1933. )
And no, I do not think the religion has learned it's lesson.
OK STOP the whole Hitler-thing... I was wron you were right. I deserve negative votes on that. Hitlers romantic views of the ancient Germany with christian backround (16th century) was his basic idea that declared Arish(don't know the english term) Ideology worth more than everything else in the world.
I know more about that now. We can stop this stupid nonsense...
And you're god, then? You're acting like it. Surely, one would listen to you, seeing as how you're randomly insulting the people you're adressing. Dare I say, you really wasted your time? Oh yeah. You did.
I'm going to give you a treat and do something I pretty much never do, and I certainly don't condone. But you deserve it. Here: Fuck off.
im wasting my time?!?!?! you guys are having fucking arguments about fucking HITLER on a video of stand up comedy!!!!!!! GO DEBATE THIS SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Hey. I wasn't in this discussion. I was just watching the funny man go about his funny business, and I glanced down at the comments and saw you shouting your lungs off. See, I didn't exactly have a hard time ignoring the conversation below. But your message stood out to be as pointless and offensive, so I took the time to reply.
I've spent maybe a total of one minute typing comments for this video. I'm not wasting much time.
i dont get why he doesn't mention phil collins, i thought phil collins was the main vocalist in genesis did he talk about him or peter gabriel in part 1 of this genesis lecture ?
well al i can say is Canada is a much nicer place of the world which is not run by a wack job leader and a bunch of arse kissing money grabbing Jews (not implying that all jews are bad just saying it is alarming how many corporate arseholes r red sea padestrians)
hahaha University of Alabama...It's so sad that they lack basic standards to form a university in your country. If you came to Canada or any other part of the Western world with your stupid ity of the Bible being literally true you'd be laughed out of the room. "Flintstones meet the Flintstones"
but so few do. that's the point. i happen to think it's hilarious. i know it probably makes fun of your religious beliefs...but that's just because those beliefs are rather funny. sorry to offend but it is true.
If god created man in his image than we posses all the characteristics of god. Perhaps god saved all the good things for himself. Why would god put people on Earth knowing they would fail? Do we let a child run around without supervision?
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And darknlookingsucks, God created man in the image of himself, so Adam probably did look a bit like him, ofc no1 knows what Adam looked like so no1 knows what God looks like, but he probably does possess a human formed body.
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I am a Roman Catholic, and I believe both the Bible and Darwin. I believe that when man was taken out of the Garden into the harsh world, we developed from how God originally made us (which is what we are like now) to progress through generations to a monkey form to help protect us and make life easier. Then, as we improved life and the earth, we gradually began to change back. So Darwin isn't wrong, cause we did evolve from monkeys, but God also created us as humans.
I think around 200,000 BC we also took on the shape of an elephant/giraffe so we could eat leaves and drink water just by standing in one spot. I believe Luke wrote about it in his gospel.
you need him for understanding those things which you don't believe the laws will explain, such as consciousness, or why you only live to a certain length of time- life and death- stuff like that. God is always associated with those things that you do not understand. Therefore I don't think that the laws can be considered to be like God because they have been figured out. -Richard Feynman
God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. Now, when you finally discover how something works, you get some laws which you're taking away from God; you don't need him anymore. But you need him for the other mysteries. So therefore you leave him to create the universe because we haven't figured that out yet;
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Humour put to bad use.
Gervais has real comic talent, and could make anything funny. He's obviously done his homework, but this comes across as a sarky slagging off. Can't imagine he'd be so cavalier with Mohammed or the Qur'an. Can you?
Thats because he doesnt want to die. Simple. Just because today's christians are a litte less violent than muslims, doesnt mean their religion is "truer" than islam. Being an atheist he doesnt want to put his only life he'll ever get in danger. I dont see your point. I'm sure you'll explain yourself in great detail soon. Thanks.
@alias1689 Maybe he's an ex-Christian and knows more about The Bible than he does about the Quran? I would personally shit on the Quran, because I am an ex-Muslim and know more about it than Christianity/Judaism.
I don't know what your trying to do here. What does that comment have to do with the video in question? It's comedy, I think you need to stop thinking that this is a science lesson.
I just dont agree with people that are so closed minded that they want to silence the people that dont agree with them. Kind of like what the Islamic terrorists do, don't you think? They want to get rid of anyone that opposes their views. The athiest movement is moving in this direction. Listen to how they devalue mthose that oppose them even saying that the world would be better without Religious people. Kind of like terrorists that want to silence those that oppose them.
Which is harder to blieve??? God created us from the DNA of Adam or.. We were once amebas floating in the ocean then we turned into a fishy then we grew arms and legs and crawled up on land like a fishy with arms then we turned into something between a fishy with legs and an ape then we turned into an ape then we turned into man. LOL hmmm Scientists arent always right. darknlooking blocks you if you dont agree with his views and pat him on the back.. What a wimp.. soo bye bye
if you are a faithful follower of the bible, i suggest you don't try and discredit the theory of evaluation by implying that its irrational. maybe you should remind yourself, that you believe, that a 600 year old man built an arch, a couple of acts of incest created the entire human race, and a jolly bearded fellow, who, lets be honest, in most depictions bears a striking resemblance to Santa, lives in the sky and hears everything you say.
ninjastevil.. So who did the first evolved men mate with? Do you realize that some scientists say that the earth is spinning slower than it did at first? This could mean that men were older according to how fast the earth spins. By the way, God is not man he is spirit and no one has seen his face.
ninjastevil ...Did you know that you have electrical energy inside of you and energy does not just disappear it goes somewhere else when you die. Do you believe that you are made up of atoms with with protons neutrons and electrons circling about? Maybe this was the best way to describe spirit in that time period. The Bible speaks symbolically on many occasions. Example: lamb = Jesus
Don't try and use science to justify the existence of the soul if you don't understand it. All atoms are balanced they have a neutral charge because there are the same amount of protons as electrons. Unless they becme Ionised, but if that happens you die.
The only electrical charge you have in your body is for your nervous system and that is a very little ammount of energy which is transfered to the bugs that eat you once you die.
i would rather beleive the lord of the rings books than the bible. the bible is shit and for retards that beleive that a man in the sky created everythin
mrsnakes; "I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible". hughjarrse and every other skeptic here, Do you really feel the need to keep arguing with this guy?
not arguing discussing, you say you have all the answers, I have one question for you, What did God make the heavens and the Earth out of? you tell me Adam was made from dirt, and Eve was made out of Adams rib
I think you got the wrong idea, I dont believe in God and I was implying that mrsnakes is a moron. Anyone who says "I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible" in my opinion is a little nutty. I'm the guy who posted this video :)
God never created man, rather that Man created God and the only reason he did so was to explain things that science could not. The more science can explain things to us the more redundant religion becomes until eventually there is nothing left for it. This is why people cling on to the creation of life and the universe, because we can't yet fully explain it. Science IS the new religion, just a tool to explain the world we live in
So wait, let me get this straight. Your saying science is a religion? Your saying science dosent explain everthing but your still putting your trust in it? Well then why do you think Im so stupid? I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible. You just keep hoping that science will someday give you an answer.
Science probably doesn't even scratch the surface, but the Bible is "bronze age" Harry Potter, it give no answers whatsoever, what it gives is comfort to the "faithful" I have no problem with that
The bible does not have all the answers. If you take the bible as undisputed truth than why aren't you killing homosexuals? You have to rationalize away such garbage. Like believing in santa claus. You have to believe all the lies to support your beliefs.
Marty is right, at least to an extent. Religion has been around for a while BUT 2000 years ago there was no such thing as modern day science so to explain things that scared and astounded them, someone said that God had created it. That being said who can tell if God really exists or not? No one can prove it and no one can dissprove it, you just have to wait till you die. If you go to heaven or hell, you know God exists, if he doesnts then you have no conciousness anymore so it wont matter.
Most humans like to feel in control of their surroundings, its why we invent superstitions - to fool ourselves into believing we can avoid bad luck and bring good luck.
Religion is simply a sophisticated extension of that principle. When your crops fail due to freak weather (and you live 6000 years ago) why not buy into the local shaman who claims he can control the weather, all he requests is occasional worship of his god.
This guy is ridiculous. Any topic discussed with such sarcasim and disrespect of subject matter could sound foolish. Including and especially evolution.
Hey calm down, creationists have lampooned Evolutionists for far longer, does "The Monkey Song" ring any bells? life is about progression, when your a child you believe in the Tooth Fairy,Santa,Elves and stuff like that, but as you get wiser you dismiss it as junk, I guess Evolutionists and scientists are just less naive than creationists
If I tell you that water boils above 100 degrees you can say "how do you know" I can say because it says so in this science book! you can then say "why should I believe a book" and I will say, Ok lets get a thermometer a pan of water and a source of heat and see what happens when it reaches 100 degrees, I can prove what I first stated. Christianity has the book but no proof,. there are some people who don't wish to use the brain that evolution has given them and state ."the book is the proof".
I think evolution is your god. "Evolution has given me a brain" according to you. Does evolution think? Does it have a plan? Sounds like you've found yourself a god. Evolution is a bunch of theories. When one theory fails, you make up a new ones. It used to be the big bang, now its punctuated equalibrium. The Bible never changes and never ever needs to be corrected.
My belief in evolution is a based on overwhelming evidence, Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Berkeley all universities with global recognition for excellence pretty much treat creationism as myth (although I believe there is some historical value in the Bible) To suggest Evolution is my God is a bit strange? I don't dress up in funny clothes, or have any parts of my body removed as a sign of my Evolutionary beliefs! No "real" scientists believes in creationism, that why you have Liberty University
Christians believe in forgivness and mercey, everyone should be shown love and forgivness. That stoning law was written to the Jews while they were wondering in the desert. If you read in the new testement Jesus, who is God, stops people from stoning the sinners. We are all equally sinnful.
There is not even a shred of evidence (outside of the Bible) to say the Jewish slaves roamed the desert (for 40yrs) also if the universe is only 6,000yrs old why are most stars and galaxy's more than 6,000 light years away? Ahh! but your going to say they're not, so when scientists use light speed to make your television, telephone, radio work, your happy to accept it (the internet) but when the same logic is used to measure distance your not, just because it contradicts a "bronze age" book
why dont you ever answer questions? I answer my questions all the time. You keep changing the subject. Yes, there is evidence about the Jew in the desert. And dont tell me what Im going to say. There is no doubt that the universe is vast. I have no idea how that disproves God to you. I never said 6000 years, we have no idea how long Adam was in the garden. It could have been a very long time.
Evidence for evolution: Humans have a coxis (residual tail) we have toe nails (that as far as I can see serve no purpose in humans) the appendix is superfluous in modern humans, why are all early foetuses female? why do snakes have residual legs? human females all menstruate at the same time if left together long enough?... sorry but most people who study "the good book" get it to around 6,000yrs, but they would have to have lived in the garden around 15 billion yrs before they had Kane and Able
Your very smart, but you overcomplicate things. Why cant that be just the way we were created? Why cant our toe nails just be there because we need them when we have an itch. As far as the tail thing, Ive never seen a fossil skeleton or anything where a human has had a tail. I could go on about the other things but this can only be "500 characters."
And I have no reason to think they were here for that long at all.
Sorry if you think Im being smart (I'm actually dyslexic, and have to use spell check) Apes don't have tails, monkeys do, although both share DNA from an ancient and common ancestor that probably had a tail, the tail could well have disappeared long before anything that could be mistaken for a human had evolved so the "missing link" "holy grail" hasn't shown up, if Man, woman, animals and plants were all made from different things (dust, ribs,etc.) how come all have similar DNA? 500 is too short
When I said you were smart I was actually just complimenting you, I meant the intelligent kind of smart. Human DNA may be similiar to other mammals, but we are clearly very different. I've never seen monkeys do trigonometry or go to the moon. Hughjarrse, if I told you that a tornado went through a junkyard and randomy assembled a fully functional 747 jet, would you believe that?
If a tornado assembled a fully functional 747 it would be the greatest thing for creationists, as an inanimate non organic (for the most part) entity it can't evolve so it "requires" a creator (not usually tornados) so for one to appear over night would be powerful augment for God! but thats an extreme analogy of evolution, Even if you believe in God the he doesn't produce fully formed man! egg, sperm, cell, embryo, baby, child, man. overwhelming odds is the worst argument against evolution
That's way above my head.., it's like me asking you were God came from? If you believe, as I do, that the universe started out extremely hot, you could have the analogy of Hot steam cooling down and forming drops of water, in that case you have structure formed from non structure just by the physical act of cooling.
I dont believe that that the universe started out extreamly hot. I dont believe there was steam or anything. Saying that the was leads to the question, where did it come from? Before the "big bag," what was there? If there was something, where did it come from? Matter does not just materialize.
it was an analogy, of course there was no steam in the big bang, I was trying to illustrate the form from no form problem,.. ."Matter does not just materialize" you believe exactly that, it was "spoken" into existence
"Why cant that be just the way we were created?" Because it would be stupid design - and hence not God.
For example, an octopuses eye has blood vessels and nerve connections on the back of the retina - thus no blind spot and no weakening of the image. Makes sense doesnt it? A logical way to construct the eye.
It just plain bad design to put the nerves and blood vessels on the inside of the retina.
if it was just adam and eve when it was first "created" and after she bore 2 sons the first time then wouldnt they had to have had sex with there mothers to reproduce and even if they didnt have sex with her we would have died off cause there's no way 2 men can have sex and make babies ALSO if it was just those to it would be including such "sinful" things as incest and homosexuality still resolving in the death of all man kind
"When one theory fails, you make up a new ones. It used to be the big bang, now its punctuated equalibrium."
How those two ideas relate to one another is beyond me... or maybe you havent a clue what youre talking about. Since when has the big bang had anything to do with evolution?
"The Bible never changes and never ever needs to be corrected."
No because youll always hold dear to your senseless faith, thats why.
"Dunno about you but I use my fingernails to get rid of an itch not my toenails." Wow you've managed to disprove all of evolutionary theory in one sentence! You found the one flaw in the evolution argument! How will science answer that little problem eh? I don't use my toe nails to sratch in itch so evolution is obviously wrong. My life and everything I thought was real is collapsing around me!
No, you see if God created everything for a purpose, the toenails would have a point to them. At present (due to the speed of human social evolution) they do not - just like the human appendix. They are unnecessary.
obviously taking the bible literally sounds funny... maybe one day there will be a book about talking monky's.... ;)
galaxything 1 year ago
fuck god. fuck jesus. love your friends. love your family. live your life free of restrictions.
jbmayer 1 year ago
Funny man..but horrible understanding of the Bible. Just to clear things up, God created everything with the knowledge that we would one day ruin His creation. God is love, He cannot deviate from that nature (when you hear ppl ask well can God sin? the answer is no because that is not apart of His nature). You've often heard ppl say, if you love something set it free, right? well that's exactly what God did with His creation, because that's what love is about.
Most of you can connect the dots
fenderplayer1100 1 year ago
@fenderplayer1100 its a comedy bit. Calm down.
LastlyMore 1 year ago
god is love? god is an idea. love is an emotion...but you can connect the dots right?
Kh4yl 1 year ago
@Kh4yl i guess we can all just say things and expect them to be true can't we? you have your reality and i have mine. since none of us were there at the beginning of time you cannot tell me what is and what isn't. just look at the news..a simple tooth caused so much excitement in the scientific community that brought some to question the "out of africa" theory. i can't leave this earth knowing that my truth can change so drastically that i'd be looked at as primitive..like Darwinistic evolution
fenderplayer1100 1 year ago
@fenderplayer1100
Just to clear things up, there is no God or gods.
DasKrabbe 1 year ago
@fenderplayer1100 It's humorous that you claimed God is love even though he will ruin everything he created. Why create us in the first place? Just to destroy us many millenia later? Also, there is only one reality. You can say everyone has their own OPINION, but never their own reality. You can't claim that no one knows what happened because no one was there, and yet be certain that God created everything.
To answer your question, yes God can sin (1 Samuel 15: the genocide of Amalek).
RushIsTheBest1 1 year ago
What i honestly would like to know, not having read more than five pages of the Bible without comparing it to Humpty Dumpty, is who was present to give a first or second hand account of the making of the Universe? Did Jesus mention it at all?
Or.... or.... did someone just make it up?
mrface19 1 year ago
@mrface19
...Made up by bronze age sheep-herders that thought the earth was flat.
1ListerofSmeg 1 year ago
This man is one of the best comedians of this era. The snake's punishment bit qualifies this claim, in my opinion.
RAINBOWHORSES 1 year ago
okay I consider myself a christian (although I do believe the bible is not 100%-if it is then I'll find out one day lol) but that snake part made my day.
journey2findme 1 year ago
lmao eve was more interested in the apple & the serpent being the shape of a man's you know what
then adam's junk!
xspettacolare 1 year ago
Where can I watch ALL of the creationism lecture?
bundleHastings 1 year ago
@bundleHastings
you can listen to dan barker on youtube
xspettacolare 1 year ago
it does NOT say apple in the bible, gosh i hate when religion mixes in with scripture!
SakuraSymphony 2 years ago
he skimed over my favorite part...when the serpent changes gods words around to trick eve!!!
wowo most non christian never notice that1
SakuraSymphony 2 years ago
@SakuraSymphony the serpent didn't changed anything. It asked about a rumour it heard.
gagnashdiak 1 year ago
Yeah now ^^
Unterland88 2 years ago
Love this job, talk to people while I'm drinking some beer ...
He is a genious !
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kearkarn 2 years ago
Yes... I did piss myself a wee bit. *snicker*
sepalm1770 2 years ago
good one !
Godcreateddisease 2 years ago
omg, i practically died from laughter! xD
XjussyX92 2 years ago
"I wish I could fly like normal!" That made me laugh for about ten minutes :)
supertotoro 2 years ago 6
this is hillarious lol hahaha
simw7 2 years ago
"I'm crap in bed but at least i have bad breath"
citizen132 2 years ago
It's not fair, the bible is funny all by itself.
gregrutz 2 years ago 27
I think Yahweh just made the snake to have an excuse to punish.
He is a sadist.
We all know that.
qanazir 3 years ago 4
'back off, he's got a twizzer'
lol
ralphtheripper 3 years ago 3
Doing comedy with this material is like cheating.
JimmyCueBalls 3 years ago 66
i know cause it's so funny on it's own
AshNekoBoy 3 years ago 15
lmao.
Karstendag 3 years ago 3
@JimmyCueBalls If it's funny, who the fuck cares?
insainiac33 1 year ago
God goes mental...ahahahahaha. This always makes me piss myself.
mattvansickle 3 years ago 11
now if everyone taught the bible like this then there would be no christians
randomjoe333333 3 years ago 89
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not every christian. I think merely NO christian with brain believes in the whole seven day thing. You can take the bible as guideline to lead a better live and actually in the past it was important to kinda fear the wrath of God, because it was the only thing that stopped people from doing bad things.
Instrumentaling religion is bad and people who burn darwins books because they cant differ between research and storytelling really is bad your right
Unterland88 3 years ago
God STOPPED people from doing bad things?! He ENABLED them! It's the ultimate excuse to do anything at all, you assume ultimate authority with god on your side.
BaileysBeads 3 years ago 12
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Just when you are blind and want to manipulate, then you can use religion as a weapon, but that is not any god's or religions fault (whether he is fictional or not). It's pure human failiure.
Many people need religion to find peace. And without believing in a live later, many people wouldn't be able to take it any longer.
Have you read Marx? The modern religion is the television, but mankind always needs some drug to take the day to day live
Unterland88 2 years ago
I find that very condescending towards 'many people'. Nobody needs God, they're just being raised with a need for him.
And really, religion is always used as a form of authority, the highest authority, to justify any actions, especially wars.
The Brits where convinced God protected the UK, while 'God Sind Mit Uns' could be read on the SS belt buckles.
If people would just stop think that they're serving for the ultimate good, the world would be a much wiser and more peaceful place indeed.
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Unterland88 2 years ago
When examples like Hitler and Stalin are being used, they often are dismissed as being mere individuals who did evil deeds. But that's false, they wouldn't be in the position to do such evil things if it wasn't for whole populations backing them up.
And that's where I'm pointing to. Religion teaches people to take something as true without evidence and act on that. That's how it enables leaders to motivate masses to do the most horrible acts.
BaileysBeads 2 years ago 9
And if you don't believe the belt buckle thing. Simply google 'nazi belt buckle' and click on 'pictures'.
But maybe you don't want to, maybe it's too wrong for you to be right.
BaileysBeads 2 years ago 5
Im sorry because of the buckle
Hitler didnt want to have religion in his state, but he wasnt able to extinguish it.He even was affirmed by the pope.
BUT dont you think,that christian religion learned its lesson?
Yeah in America it is really stupid what you do. Forbidding Darwin in classes because some idiots say, they dont want to believe it and fighting a war in the name of God,but always saying how good you can separate state and religion.
But that doesnt count for everyone who hopes for more
Unterland88 2 years ago
You're wrong on Hitler again.
Or to quote him:
"We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.
( Adolf Hitler, in a speech delivered in Berlin, October 24, 1933. )
And no, I do not think the religion has learned it's lesson.
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UriesxEmoxKat 2 years ago
OK STOP the whole Hitler-thing... I was wron you were right. I deserve negative votes on that. Hitlers romantic views of the ancient Germany with christian backround (16th century) was his basic idea that declared Arish(don't know the english term) Ideology worth more than everything else in the world.
I know more about that now. We can stop this stupid nonsense...
Unterland88 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I didn't want to cause any comotion. I apologize, I was just agreeing with BaileysBeads. Truce. :)
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what are you two FUCKING GAY???? get the FUCK OFF THIS wall!!!!! jesus fucking christ get a fucking life!!!!!
artmania1990 2 years ago
And you're god, then? You're acting like it. Surely, one would listen to you, seeing as how you're randomly insulting the people you're adressing. Dare I say, you really wasted your time? Oh yeah. You did.
I'm going to give you a treat and do something I pretty much never do, and I certainly don't condone. But you deserve it. Here: Fuck off.
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im wasting my time?!?!?! you guys are having fucking arguments about fucking HITLER on a video of stand up comedy!!!!!!! GO DEBATE THIS SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE
artmania1990 2 years ago
Hey. I wasn't in this discussion. I was just watching the funny man go about his funny business, and I glanced down at the comments and saw you shouting your lungs off. See, I didn't exactly have a hard time ignoring the conversation below. But your message stood out to be as pointless and offensive, so I took the time to reply.
I've spent maybe a total of one minute typing comments for this video. I'm not wasting much time.
Roxfox 2 years ago 6
agreed artmania
sexualbanjo 2 years ago
@randomjoe333333 One can dream...
carmium 1 year ago
i dont get why he doesn't mention phil collins, i thought phil collins was the main vocalist in genesis did he talk about him or peter gabriel in part 1 of this genesis lecture ?
tallscarab 4 years ago 24
Thats because Phil Collins wasnt born when God created the universe 6000 years ago.
darknlooking 4 years ago 17
Lmao...
RomyLuvsIndie 4 years ago 3
are you sure about that?
heartlessjersey 3 years ago 2
@darknlooking Shit! That blows my faith in Phil Collins! Damn. Now I have to pray to another musical god... Maybe Dio? :P
anonyfox 1 year ago
@darknlooking hahahahahaha.... 6000 years ago... wow your dumb
TOCDistribution 1 year ago
@TOCDistribution It's 'You're' dumb...
OperaSamia 1 year ago
@darknlooking I don't see how you can be so dogmatic about Phil Collins not being there 6000 years ago? Where is your evidence that he was not?
UsqueAdNauseam 1 year ago
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@darknlooking I don't see how you can be so dogmatic about Phil Collins not being there 6000 years ago. Where is your evidence that he was not?
UsqueAdNauseam 1 year ago
@tallscarab
He mentioned him.
Phil Collins is the blabbing snake.
superhamzah85 1 year ago
well al i can say is Canada is a much nicer place of the world which is not run by a wack job leader and a bunch of arse kissing money grabbing Jews (not implying that all jews are bad just saying it is alarming how many corporate arseholes r red sea padestrians)
icemanskates 4 years ago 3
That's a load of bullshit and I live in the country...what you mentioned (except for the jews part) IS TRUE!
finnsia 2 years ago
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wacko
crazenate 4 years ago
How could you not believe in a talking snake with legs?
crazenate 4 years ago 10
hahaha University of Alabama...It's so sad that they lack basic standards to form a university in your country. If you came to Canada or any other part of the Western world with your stupid ity of the Bible being literally true you'd be laughed out of the room. "Flintstones meet the Flintstones"
crazenate 4 years ago 7
He is funny. But yes, practically anyone can make fun of the bible. It's comical idiocy is quite blatant.
thewayofgrowingpains 4 years ago 3
Ok you do it for a 45 minute set infront of 1500 - 2000 strangers. Then tell me "practically anyone" can make fun of the bible.
drfunk444 4 years ago
Ok. Give us a few bits of your material.
drfunk444 4 years ago 2
Alabama huh? Nuff said.
drfunk444 4 years ago
yeah, but americans' sense of humour is pathetic
audioslave187 4 years ago
im a devout christian and i found this very funny id say i have a good sense of humor man
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why do u guys find it funny but it does not provoke critical thinking ?
KKKK1213 3 years ago
Usually, comedy comes after the critical thinking. Laughing at what we now see as really stupid. Also, the delivery is really good.
vgerdj 3 years ago 9
not all by any means - and dont forget we put out some awful comedy -
2 pints of larger
the krankies
................ just awful awful awful -
paulaitchison 4 years ago 2
2 pints is brilliant. Very low brow, but it's good for what it is.
01000001011100100111 4 years ago
but so few do. that's the point. i happen to think it's hilarious. i know it probably makes fun of your religious beliefs...but that's just because those beliefs are rather funny. sorry to offend but it is true.
longlivebillhicks 4 years ago 4
oh just shut up and laugh!
longlivebillhicks 4 years ago 3
you are all bored...enjoy the comedy..
palawan2 4 years ago
If god created man in his image than we posses all the characteristics of god. Perhaps god saved all the good things for himself. Why would god put people on Earth knowing they would fail? Do we let a child run around without supervision?
tamapalagi 4 years ago
.....funny
bethslord 4 years ago
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And darknlookingsucks, God created man in the image of himself, so Adam probably did look a bit like him, ofc no1 knows what Adam looked like so no1 knows what God looks like, but he probably does possess a human formed body.
Easterino 4 years ago
You are completely wacko!
drfunk444 4 years ago
I said it once, I'll say it again. You are completely WACKO!
drfunk444 4 years ago
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I am a Roman Catholic, and I believe both the Bible and Darwin. I believe that when man was taken out of the Garden into the harsh world, we developed from how God originally made us (which is what we are like now) to progress through generations to a monkey form to help protect us and make life easier. Then, as we improved life and the earth, we gradually began to change back. So Darwin isn't wrong, cause we did evolve from monkeys, but God also created us as humans.
Easterino 4 years ago
I think around 200,000 BC we also took on the shape of an elephant/giraffe so we could eat leaves and drink water just by standing in one spot. I believe Luke wrote about it in his gospel.
drfunk444 4 years ago
you need him for understanding those things which you don't believe the laws will explain, such as consciousness, or why you only live to a certain length of time- life and death- stuff like that. God is always associated with those things that you do not understand. Therefore I don't think that the laws can be considered to be like God because they have been figured out. -Richard Feynman
emadsen 4 years ago
God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. Now, when you finally discover how something works, you get some laws which you're taking away from God; you don't need him anymore. But you need him for the other mysteries. So therefore you leave him to create the universe because we haven't figured that out yet;
emadsen 4 years ago
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Humour put to bad use.
Gervais has real comic talent, and could make anything funny. He's obviously done his homework, but this comes across as a sarky slagging off. Can't imagine he'd be so cavalier with Mohammed or the Qur'an. Can you?
alias1689 4 years ago
Thats because he doesnt want to die. Simple. Just because today's christians are a litte less violent than muslims, doesnt mean their religion is "truer" than islam. Being an atheist he doesnt want to put his only life he'll ever get in danger. I dont see your point. I'm sure you'll explain yourself in great detail soon. Thanks.
darknlooking 4 years ago 8
Genesis is in the Qur'an too.
laurencewf 4 years ago 4
@alias1689 What's the point when he can knock them all down with one stone?
mrface19 1 year ago
@alias1689 Maybe he's an ex-Christian and knows more about The Bible than he does about the Quran? I would personally shit on the Quran, because I am an ex-Muslim and know more about it than Christianity/Judaism.
Haseeebo 1 year ago
Brisks.
I don't know what your trying to do here. What does that comment have to do with the video in question? It's comedy, I think you need to stop thinking that this is a science lesson.
Sozard150 4 years ago
I just dont agree with people that are so closed minded that they want to silence the people that dont agree with them. Kind of like what the Islamic terrorists do, don't you think? They want to get rid of anyone that opposes their views. The athiest movement is moving in this direction. Listen to how they devalue mthose that oppose them even saying that the world would be better without Religious people. Kind of like terrorists that want to silence those that oppose them.
darknlookingsucks 4 years ago
Which is harder to blieve??? God created us from the DNA of Adam or.. We were once amebas floating in the ocean then we turned into a fishy then we grew arms and legs and crawled up on land like a fishy with arms then we turned into something between a fishy with legs and an ape then we turned into an ape then we turned into man. LOL hmmm Scientists arent always right. darknlooking blocks you if you dont agree with his views and pat him on the back.. What a wimp.. soo bye bye
darknlookingsucks 4 years ago
if you are a faithful follower of the bible, i suggest you don't try and discredit the theory of evaluation by implying that its irrational. maybe you should remind yourself, that you believe, that a 600 year old man built an arch, a couple of acts of incest created the entire human race, and a jolly bearded fellow, who, lets be honest, in most depictions bears a striking resemblance to Santa, lives in the sky and hears everything you say.
ninjastevil 4 years ago
ninjastevil.. So who did the first evolved men mate with? Do you realize that some scientists say that the earth is spinning slower than it did at first? This could mean that men were older according to how fast the earth spins. By the way, God is not man he is spirit and no one has seen his face.
darknlookingsucks 4 years ago
ninjastevil ...Did you know that you have electrical energy inside of you and energy does not just disappear it goes somewhere else when you die. Do you believe that you are made up of atoms with with protons neutrons and electrons circling about? Maybe this was the best way to describe spirit in that time period. The Bible speaks symbolically on many occasions. Example: lamb = Jesus
darknlookingsucks 4 years ago
Don't try and use science to justify the existence of the soul if you don't understand it. All atoms are balanced they have a neutral charge because there are the same amount of protons as electrons. Unless they becme Ionised, but if that happens you die.
The only electrical charge you have in your body is for your nervous system and that is a very little ammount of energy which is transfered to the bugs that eat you once you die.
Brisks 4 years ago
i love ricky gervais i will do anything he does now i know hes an atheist i guess im an atheist he is the best i love him and miss him.
jmybrooks 4 years ago
why dont all of you just go to a religious chat room and duke it out there where it's appropriate... this is comedy- get over yourselves.
noellemarie21 4 years ago
that was beautiful
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Mehmetcikssj 4 years ago
i would rather beleive the lord of the rings books than the bible. the bible is shit and for retards that beleive that a man in the sky created everythin
wuskul 5 years ago
The best line 'I wish I could fly like normal'
haveguitarwilltravel 5 years ago
Ricky is great.
rsm0089 5 years ago
mrsnakes; "I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible". hughjarrse and every other skeptic here, Do you really feel the need to keep arguing with this guy?
darknlooking 5 years ago
not arguing discussing, you say you have all the answers, I have one question for you, What did God make the heavens and the Earth out of? you tell me Adam was made from dirt, and Eve was made out of Adams rib
hughjarrse 5 years ago
I think you got the wrong idea, I dont believe in God and I was implying that mrsnakes is a moron. Anyone who says "I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible" in my opinion is a little nutty. I'm the guy who posted this video :)
darknlooking 5 years ago
I guess Atheists live in hope. ;)
TawntheAtheist 5 years ago
God never created man, rather that Man created God and the only reason he did so was to explain things that science could not. The more science can explain things to us the more redundant religion becomes until eventually there is nothing left for it. This is why people cling on to the creation of life and the universe, because we can't yet fully explain it. Science IS the new religion, just a tool to explain the world we live in
martybeany 5 years ago
So wait, let me get this straight. Your saying science is a religion? Your saying science dosent explain everthing but your still putting your trust in it? Well then why do you think Im so stupid? I have all the answers, God supplies them through the Bible. You just keep hoping that science will someday give you an answer.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
Science probably doesn't even scratch the surface, but the Bible is "bronze age" Harry Potter, it give no answers whatsoever, what it gives is comfort to the "faithful" I have no problem with that
hughjarrse 5 years ago
The bible does not have all the answers. If you take the bible as undisputed truth than why aren't you killing homosexuals? You have to rationalize away such garbage. Like believing in santa claus. You have to believe all the lies to support your beliefs.
tamapalagi 4 years ago
Marty is right, at least to an extent. Religion has been around for a while BUT 2000 years ago there was no such thing as modern day science so to explain things that scared and astounded them, someone said that God had created it. That being said who can tell if God really exists or not? No one can prove it and no one can dissprove it, you just have to wait till you die. If you go to heaven or hell, you know God exists, if he doesnts then you have no conciousness anymore so it wont matter.
dazmax01 5 years ago
Most humans like to feel in control of their surroundings, its why we invent superstitions - to fool ourselves into believing we can avoid bad luck and bring good luck.
Religion is simply a sophisticated extension of that principle. When your crops fail due to freak weather (and you live 6000 years ago) why not buy into the local shaman who claims he can control the weather, all he requests is occasional worship of his god.
TawntheAtheist 5 years ago 2
This guy is ridiculous. Any topic discussed with such sarcasim and disrespect of subject matter could sound foolish. Including and especially evolution.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
ever heard of the "Back Button"? If you dont like it, dont watch it :)
darknlooking 5 years ago
Hey calm down, creationists have lampooned Evolutionists for far longer, does "The Monkey Song" ring any bells? life is about progression, when your a child you believe in the Tooth Fairy,Santa,Elves and stuff like that, but as you get wiser you dismiss it as junk, I guess Evolutionists and scientists are just less naive than creationists
hughjarrse 5 years ago 2
well excuse me, I had no idea you were so intellectually above my level.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
If I tell you that water boils above 100 degrees you can say "how do you know" I can say because it says so in this science book! you can then say "why should I believe a book" and I will say, Ok lets get a thermometer a pan of water and a source of heat and see what happens when it reaches 100 degrees, I can prove what I first stated. Christianity has the book but no proof,. there are some people who don't wish to use the brain that evolution has given them and state ."the book is the proof".
hughjarrse 5 years ago 3
I think evolution is your god. "Evolution has given me a brain" according to you. Does evolution think? Does it have a plan? Sounds like you've found yourself a god. Evolution is a bunch of theories. When one theory fails, you make up a new ones. It used to be the big bang, now its punctuated equalibrium. The Bible never changes and never ever needs to be corrected.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
My belief in evolution is a based on overwhelming evidence, Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Berkeley all universities with global recognition for excellence pretty much treat creationism as myth (although I believe there is some historical value in the Bible) To suggest Evolution is my God is a bit strange? I don't dress up in funny clothes, or have any parts of my body removed as a sign of my Evolutionary beliefs! No "real" scientists believes in creationism, that why you have Liberty University
hughjarrse 5 years ago 3
What evidence? Tell me something that is more than a theory.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
You say the Bible "never" changes, so when did you last stone someone to death for working on a sunday? Exodus 35:2 (I think)
hughjarrse 5 years ago
Christians believe in forgivness and mercey, everyone should be shown love and forgivness. That stoning law was written to the Jews while they were wondering in the desert. If you read in the new testement Jesus, who is God, stops people from stoning the sinners. We are all equally sinnful.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
There is not even a shred of evidence (outside of the Bible) to say the Jewish slaves roamed the desert (for 40yrs) also if the universe is only 6,000yrs old why are most stars and galaxy's more than 6,000 light years away? Ahh! but your going to say they're not, so when scientists use light speed to make your television, telephone, radio work, your happy to accept it (the internet) but when the same logic is used to measure distance your not, just because it contradicts a "bronze age" book
hughjarrse 5 years ago
why dont you ever answer questions? I answer my questions all the time. You keep changing the subject. Yes, there is evidence about the Jew in the desert. And dont tell me what Im going to say. There is no doubt that the universe is vast. I have no idea how that disproves God to you. I never said 6000 years, we have no idea how long Adam was in the garden. It could have been a very long time.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
Evidence for evolution: Humans have a coxis (residual tail) we have toe nails (that as far as I can see serve no purpose in humans) the appendix is superfluous in modern humans, why are all early foetuses female? why do snakes have residual legs? human females all menstruate at the same time if left together long enough?... sorry but most people who study "the good book" get it to around 6,000yrs, but they would have to have lived in the garden around 15 billion yrs before they had Kane and Able
hughjarrse 5 years ago
Your very smart, but you overcomplicate things. Why cant that be just the way we were created? Why cant our toe nails just be there because we need them when we have an itch. As far as the tail thing, Ive never seen a fossil skeleton or anything where a human has had a tail. I could go on about the other things but this can only be "500 characters."
And I have no reason to think they were here for that long at all.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
Sorry if you think Im being smart (I'm actually dyslexic, and have to use spell check) Apes don't have tails, monkeys do, although both share DNA from an ancient and common ancestor that probably had a tail, the tail could well have disappeared long before anything that could be mistaken for a human had evolved so the "missing link" "holy grail" hasn't shown up, if Man, woman, animals and plants were all made from different things (dust, ribs,etc.) how come all have similar DNA? 500 is too short
hughjarrse 5 years ago
When I said you were smart I was actually just complimenting you, I meant the intelligent kind of smart. Human DNA may be similiar to other mammals, but we are clearly very different. I've never seen monkeys do trigonometry or go to the moon. Hughjarrse, if I told you that a tornado went through a junkyard and randomy assembled a fully functional 747 jet, would you believe that?
mrsnakes 5 years ago
If a tornado assembled a fully functional 747 it would be the greatest thing for creationists, as an inanimate non organic (for the most part) entity it can't evolve so it "requires" a creator (not usually tornados) so for one to appear over night would be powerful augment for God! but thats an extreme analogy of evolution, Even if you believe in God the he doesn't produce fully formed man! egg, sperm, cell, embryo, baby, child, man. overwhelming odds is the worst argument against evolution
hughjarrse 5 years ago
The atomic structures of many inanimate objects are very complex. How do you suppose the got here?
mrsnakes 5 years ago
That's way above my head.., it's like me asking you were God came from? If you believe, as I do, that the universe started out extremely hot, you could have the analogy of Hot steam cooling down and forming drops of water, in that case you have structure formed from non structure just by the physical act of cooling.
hughjarrse 5 years ago
I dont believe that that the universe started out extreamly hot. I dont believe there was steam or anything. Saying that the was leads to the question, where did it come from? Before the "big bag," what was there? If there was something, where did it come from? Matter does not just materialize.
mrsnakes 5 years ago
it was an analogy, of course there was no steam in the big bang, I was trying to illustrate the form from no form problem,.. ."Matter does not just materialize" you believe exactly that, it was "spoken" into existence
hughjarrse 5 years ago
Oh! and for the record, I don't think your stupid at all, I simply disagree with you
hughjarrse 5 years ago
"Why cant that be just the way we were created?" Because it would be stupid design - and hence not God.
For example, an octopuses eye has blood vessels and nerve connections on the back of the retina - thus no blind spot and no weakening of the image. Makes sense doesnt it? A logical way to construct the eye.
It just plain bad design to put the nerves and blood vessels on the inside of the retina.
TawntheAtheist 5 years ago
if it was just adam and eve when it was first "created" and after she bore 2 sons the first time then wouldnt they had to have had sex with there mothers to reproduce and even if they didnt have sex with her we would have died off cause there's no way 2 men can have sex and make babies ALSO if it was just those to it would be including such "sinful" things as incest and homosexuality still resolving in the death of all man kind
masterslayer256 4 years ago 2
what lies christians dont belive in forgivness at all thats why the created hell its to punish those who dont belive and those who "sin"
masterslayer256 4 years ago
"When one theory fails, you make up a new ones. It used to be the big bang, now its punctuated equalibrium."
How those two ideas relate to one another is beyond me... or maybe you havent a clue what youre talking about. Since when has the big bang had anything to do with evolution?
"The Bible never changes and never ever needs to be corrected."
No because youll always hold dear to your senseless faith, thats why.
TawntheAtheist 5 years ago
Uh thats a lie the bible has changed the origial version and the king james version are different
masterslayer256 4 years ago
... and you probably never will.
JiveDadson 5 years ago
Well maybe the religious caracture of evolution but I doubt anyone could read from origin of the species and come up with such good material.
haveguitarwilltravel 5 years ago
Dunno about you but I use my fingernails to get rid of an itch not my toenails.
SharkyArthur 5 years ago
"Dunno about you but I use my fingernails to get rid of an itch not my toenails." Wow you've managed to disprove all of evolutionary theory in one sentence! You found the one flaw in the evolution argument! How will science answer that little problem eh? I don't use my toe nails to sratch in itch so evolution is obviously wrong. My life and everything I thought was real is collapsing around me!
Katsuro1984 5 years ago
No, you see if God created everything for a purpose, the toenails would have a point to them. At present (due to the speed of human social evolution) they do not - just like the human appendix. They are unnecessary.
SharkyArthur 5 years ago
LoL
masterslayer256 4 years ago
Real good stuff!
wiercioch 5 years ago
Man this is great, thanks for putting it up!
JohnPritzlaff 5 years ago
Excellent find.
OparinsBulldog 5 years ago