GOOD JOKES

[jhay29denise]

wow your on comedy!!! well suck obama's dick and you're truly a comedian!

[keira110]

Bill Cosby.

[simpleduple]

I MIGHT BE GETTING FAT SOON SO GET YOUR CAMERAS READY

[ButterflyBun13]

i didnt really understand this, but ah well, i still lol'd

[veda611]

Lmfaooo! :D

[Brianna1Lyn2]

I think you're funny :)

[Nthforcer]

Your eyebrows are the most interesting part of your video. Do what they do.

[scrabers13]

oh my god... I love this so much.

[brotat0chip]

alskjdhfaljksdhfasd

[kkkelseyowennn]

OMG.

[peterganna]

i have a funny joke tell your friend to say"i want a math debate"

[Str4wb3rryM00nP13]

@TheXxbabygirlxx13

If you apparently don't like Drew, then don't watch his vids! I've seen your mean comments on his other vids. And it's kind of a stalkerish dislike towards him obviously. Creepy..

[HomelessWizardFilms]

''hey, i might be getting fat soon so get your cameras ready''

[advancedjoynt]

this isn't funny its a guy acting like a girl thats not right

[gobble412]

I think that TheXxbabygirlxx13 was offended by the "Dramatic Teenage Girls" video.

[paintickles]

This made me laughh!<3 :D

[20graeme07]

@paintickles I have a very good sense of humor actually :) , this however is about as funny as having cancer! I's tells it likes it is!

[iiHatezDomii]

lol so funny.

[TheDjb00]

Ilikeit.

[animerulezyou]

haha epic win! love this vid XD

[xoredhead47]

omg yes. 

[minkiyellow]

I didn't hate it, does this mean I have bad taste?

[ucanheartheocean]

FAT WITCH JOKE WAS AMAZINGGGGG

[mytoecold]

@TheXxbabygirlxx13 i have a like! 418 of them!

[LilSceneDino]

@mytoecold 456.. Wait now its 457 from meeee!!!!!!! ILY Drew <333 yer adorablee

[20graeme07]

NOT FUNNY

[paintickles]

@20graeme07 And I'm sure you don't have a sense of humor! :)

[LOLBROTIMETOLUL]

. . . What.

[c0000lcat]

BILL COSBY.

[Ansculf]

I hope you die a fiery death.

[paintickles]

@Ansculf And i hope you get raped by an elder. BITCH. :)

[blakemanz]

The Rebbecca Black of jokes....

[hannahgabs]

:|

[Jenkinspolo8]

God your hilarious. Do more like this!

[thegingerx]

you remind me of a young dakota fanning. rock it

[elevatorbuttons]

@thegingerx LOL WHAT.

[faymissk]

looove your vids!

[samikirkpatrick]

MY TEACHER IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN,

like 5 of them, one of them was on next and he touched a pornstars breasts.

[xTheKatieMarie]

this video makes my day

[littlelogic92]

more one-take jokes; talent

[itsjustthtemokidd]

ohhh ur soo funny!!!!xDDD this vid cracked me up:)

[vampiregrl100]

i raised my hand XD

[collinandrico]

Hahahahaha! I love you! You're so funny. The teacher joke was something an actual teacher would say, I laughed so much!!

[supernovachexmix]

'Guy Who Can't Start Talking' is obviously your Kristen Stewart impression

[HeninBerlin]

HA TIMES 10! Although why are you screaminng at me?

[Tantoise]

This may be your best work! The one about old mill is also up there on the list in my opinion...

[RandomT00ns]

This might have been the first time I've legitimately rofl'd

[jhmm15a]

haha Loved IT :)

[cali0cullen]

:36-:47, best part <3

[uniic666]

your one of the most random guys on youtube... and trust me, "random" can ONLY be a compliment ;)

[twilightlover2443]

I love you so much! Your so effin funny!(: Comment back!? Follow me on twitter? (:

[BillFuckingCosby]

What's with you and fat people? for real all your videos are about fat people

[BillFuckingCosby]

i be da man wit da plan

[TheRapkingish]

THis is actually really funny

[hXcshibbygangsta]

Marry me?

[britishconvent]

Lol @xxchloesweet5xx

[MatthewandMadison]

Frickin hilarious.

[morgan525600]

@mytoecold it's all i think of whenever somebody says Billy Cosby.

<3 love you!

[dippyzipp]

Yeah so you make my life. <3

I usually find comedians awkward, but you're perfect and match my humor so well. If I saw you in real life, I honestly would probably do nothing, for I would sit there either questioning how should I approach you in case you AREN'T Drew from MyToeCold, or not notice you over there unless there was a croud.

You have tumblr I can follow?!

[tmakgirl48]

you are too funny......

[azuritereaction]

i've been in this guys house, pretty awesome, even ate del taco with him

[aw574]

2, 3 and 4 are sooo trueee

[UvNvowns]

you like attention?

[mytoecold]

@UvNvowns why eles would i post these!

[rangersac]

What rhymes with cool?

[biebergetsmehot]

hahahhahahahahahahahaha i love you so much

[weracs]

everytime you make a new video, it makes my day. OH, dont stop!!

[amyaimeet]

omy god why are you screaming

[kyorge134]

UR VOICE GOT A LIL DEEPER, GRATS!

[elizziebooks]

The first one is great. Amazing, even.



[peanutbutterkris]

@mytoecold

Cat..

But then again I ment you were attractive.. Like hot.. And funny(:

[ZombieAttack69]

I love you O.O

[harmyk1]

Mate, your an absolute legend, I just discovered your videos and you make me LAUGH. Just proves that you don't need fancy effects or green screen like Shane Dawson or something to be funny :D

You're amazing please don't stop making videos ;)

[MsEmwee]

hahaha I don't know why, but I lost it when you did your teacher bit.

#7 people who think it's cute to try and play footsie with you while riding on the train back home from school...especially when they have little to no teeth. HILARIOUS.

[ScHnitzLLlicious92]

AHAahahhahahahahhahahahahahhah­ahahahahhhhhhhahahahhahahahaha­hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah­haahahahahahah

[LinksLilLover]

Drew you are amazing

[pokingthepenguin]

this is fucking genius

[ChOCtAtitlAkiCkER]

I am amazed that you can make it through all of these jokes and not laugh. Seriously, I tried to retell all of these to my friends and I couldn't make it through "Hey, I might be getting fat soon so get your....." kudos to you sir

[nonibee9]

Haha, I needed the laugh this morning :)

[betweenthedayband]

Obviously this video has nothing to do with cute cats. xD

[theboldarrowoftime]

oh my god you're fucking hilarious

[MrAgentFunk]

Your Adam's apple looked nice in this video.

[xyourenotalone]

i love the fat witch so much.

[TheAmazingTwins]

On my first day of math this year my teacher had a whole comedy routine about the school planned for us, and surprisingly it was really funny :)

[freakystylntime]

I have a tummy ache.

[K4lamazu]

what the fuck

[Colleenisbeastly]

@mytoecold i love watching your videos because you make me laugh. (:

[randalllllllllll]

Next time I stumble into a Yo Mama battle I'm using that one...YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE GOT CURSED BY THE FAT WITCH, BOOOOOOM!

Please don't sue...

[hinatahyuga0148]

These always make me laugh!

[xPepperRawks]

I'm watching Tyra right now and it's about these girls that are REALLY fat (600 pounds-ish) and this one lady was like I WANNA BE 1000 POUNDS CAUSE I LOOOOOVE BEING FAT...

I'm just like, are you kidding?

[primplegirliessxoxo]

@xPepperRawks haha wait is that for real?? yikes.

[NinjaGiraffeAttack]

@xPepperRawks Yeah, believe it or not, there are some peope who don't care about what society says and are okay with obesity. Some people think it's beautiful, actually.

[musicINspired707]

LOL , i like your voice (:

[xxchloesweet5xx]

I should be the main girl on "I Am Currently Fat"

[indibimbi]

i love you but now my ears hurt..

[Airforcestyle]

i had to watch it 2 times because it was FUNNY!

[schalala321]

how old are you ??

saaweet video :D

[silverblaize]

hilarious, and pure genius! i love all your work man, keep it up :D

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

DREW

STOP YELLING AT ME

[1234letsmosh]

be my best friend. please

[linorf]

HA! ahhh very good

[holycrayola]

my teacher pretty much is a stand up comedian. :)

[PainFuLxD]

I showed my friend he thought you were gay and by the end of the video e thought you were a legend! Please dont stop your videos :)

[bigbadmishie]

you're awesome.awesome.

[yovelaviv]

@mytoecold haha you would be the perfect person to be around. your so hilarious xD

[RoyWriter]

The man who can't start talking was my favorite! Haha you're a funny dude..

[UrMomIsClockLike]

Bill cosby is mine. Back off... bitch. Hahaha... that's a reference to one of ur vids ;D

[tapoutish]

"Bill cosby" lmao

[snorgisborg2]

this is stand up comedy shit haha

[mytoecold]

@snorgisborg2 stand up comedy shit?

[snorgisborg2]

@mytoecold Sorry I didn't write that in a way that it was clear. I mean you are a comedic genius and you should be doing this on a stage as a stand up comedy act.

[booyahceebshere]

your acting is really good. i did nooot get the last two though.

i really liked the video. you're funny :)

[mytoecold]

@booyahceebshere thank you!

[tesuh]

thanks for tweeting me back..........

[mytoecold]

@tesuh which one are you?

[tesuh]

@mytoecold most likely the one named tesuh ... :)

[MsSalsa67]

Hahahaha

That was an amazing video!

Good job drew! Made me laugh out loud, literally (:

[ghero46]

the show "I Am Currently Fat" is actually on YouTube. search the username "mytoecold"

[MCRPATDFOBRULEZ]

XD!

Please get in my van.

[SignalsOverTheAir]

I'm confused

[Kiwizzle819]

Ello, grate video mate

[kyrarmadillo]

Oh... so there really aren't any cute cats??

[IamSeamus1]

You and your one take cuts.

[gibbsisawesome]

My History/Literature/Latin teacher IS a stand-up comedian.

[amandasuer]

You are seriously my new favorite person on Youtube!

I don't ever not laugh at one of your videos.

=]

[ScottyMellon]

we had a stand up teach at my school last week .-.

[amberhope07]

You make absolutely no sense... yet it makes perfect sense. <3

[BubblesBubblez]

Your sense of humor is very attractive... just sayin... <3

[roofboy179]

I seriously thought you were, like, 19 or 20.

[Bobo4lyf]

17. I BE CREEPING

[ndspencer07]

Drew, I totally understood the neo-political meaning behind everything you talked about in here. You are such a joker.

[erinmschultz]

I love you.

[hugmorehateless]

damn it you're only 15. now i feel like a creep for being attracted to you. even though i'm only 16...still.

[morgan525600]

HI, I'M A BILL COSBY

WELL HI BILL COSBY

HI....I'M A BILL COSBY

[mytoecold]

@morgan525600 you remembered!! 

[kaydee713]

lmfao my art teacher says the "raise your hand if you're not here" thing all the time. n3v@h st0p m@k!n v!dz <333

[mytoecold]

@kaydee713 really? yay :) thanks

[SmileItsCristina]

awesome, your birthday is 4 days before mine :D

[mytoecold]

@SmileItsCristina the 30th?

[ziggylover1231]

That jerky fat witch. I love your humor :) YOU ARE BOSS

[StopLatualukuCrap]

are you seriously 15? o.O

and LMFAO i love your sense of humor. "this is more of a joke between me and my 2nd period." spot on.

[SeriouslySmart]

Omg I loved this sosososo much!! It's easily going in my favorites, make more!

[misstaramcmahon]

lmfao! I really can't get over how funny you are, if you keep it up you'll probably be really famous one day.

[HPfan71]

I enjoy that show I use to be fat it's inspirational lol

[LittleLimaBean]

i cant believe youre a year younger than me! i thought you were two years older wow

[kaydee713]

@LittleLimaBean i know, i thought he was 17 or 18!

[O3SuNsHiN3O]

Lol ur hilarious(:

[emosarah7]

My sister watches "I used to be fat" I'm like "...THIS SHOW IS STUPID D< WHAT IF PEOPLE CAN'T HELP IT!" and she just went on a rant.

So I back handed her 8D

Yay for being born in 95! *highfivessomeonerandomlyinthe­face*

[taylorissuperduper]

I love you.

[mandadiorio]

you're 15 and now i feel creepy. it's okay its not illegal til my birthday.

[DigestedChild]

HERE WE GO!!

[megz1233211]

one of my favourites i believe(Y) super super funnny

[XNitarocksX]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE NOT HERE BITCHES

[jackybarrett95]

ur legit!! xD this is priceless!

i had a freaking laugh attack! but im good :D lol <3

[howclassy]

As soon as you said Bill Cosby I lost my shit.

[iamsolikeawesome]

Do people that go to your school watch your videos?

[Ravanescence101]

lmao

[AmberTalksTooMuch]

guy who can't start talking <3

[ImaginaryCourse]

XD keep ur chin straight, it's always up in the air

[chloe516]

You're only 15? wth? I'm 16... guess that makes me a cougar ;)

[socrstr855]

testículo

in case someone needs to know.

[YolaImEricka]

@mytoecold I do. ;D

[MrCrameron]

you've done it again sir!

[qwertyblaaah]

haha that made my day

[GS95ER]

@mytoecold omg your 3 days older than me!! 6/29/95!!

[MoEatWorld]

Oh my lord i need for us to be together

do u have a tumblr?

[Zahirium]

LOOOOOOOOL

[pinds83]

I just wanted to let you know that you have the most beautiful eyebrows and lips.

...cu placere.

[dragon345543]

You say Juevo's lol

[Copper0Bre]

Haha my mom walks in RIGHT when you say testicles. You're hilarious

[xelectrickissx3]

this was soo funny i cried xD i LOVE your videos

[untoldstoriesofme]

funny and sexy...all in one.

[emmawithlove]

The "teacher who's a stand up comedian" was the best part. I kinda lost it.

[br00tal4u]

i love being fat . . . . 

[emmawithlove]

You're a genius, I love every one of your videos :)