Now how,you five dislikes,can you not just fall on the floor laughing when youwatch this???Maybe ANY ass is too much for you.Takes all kinds to make a world.Oh well.
Here's the ending from another M. Cho 'Ass Master' bit - enjoy!:
"...table of contents - then ass...
(flipping through pages)
I know what I said before - but it's good book actually. It starts slow, & by page 14 it really picks up the pace. I like characters, there is a Bob & Ass Master of course, & Ass Master's very mysterious, he's enigma, you have to keep your eye on him. Ah, it's a good book - I have to take home I think - I'm gonna show Daddy."
Geez, it's people like you that made her change herself. Have you seen some clips of what she looks like now? She looks like she has been starving herself and is about to faint.
Uhm, no. I said that with the drastic weight change and if you actually pay attention to some of the shows she gives, it looks like she is about to pass out. She looks tired, sometimes she gets out of breath easily, and I'm just worried.
Go read my comment again, I never once said anything about skinny people being anorexic.
Don't worry baby! Margaret will always be on top! With her schedule...looking tired can easily happen. I remember doing three shows a night six nights a week in Vegas then jetting off to Cleveland for a one-nighter and off to NYC for a new show. Tired comes with the territory sometimes. In fact...I need a nap now. LOL. Cheers!
that is what these kind of comedians do, they take what they know and then they draw attention to the behaviors that the rest of us overlook, thats all. they show humor in everyday life.
lols that totally don't make sense. anyone can laugh at anything if they want to. i'm not too keen on these racial jokes. besides, it seems as though its ok for her to say it because its her own race but when others do it, they get done for it
They like asss sooooo much
Xandria622 1 week ago
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!
And NOBODY got hurt.
greenmanTN 2 months ago
Now how,you five dislikes,can you not just fall on the floor laughing when youwatch this???Maybe ANY ass is too much for you.Takes all kinds to make a world.Oh well.
darkfey1963 4 months ago
i like when comedians talk about their parents. freddy soto, eddie murphy, and dat phan are funny when they talk about their parents.
benjie414 4 months ago
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mdv409 7 months ago
"I thought there would be table of contents, then ass!"
storm4life86 1 year ago 7
i love Margaret Cho and ass so much!
yfset8 1 year ago 2
If you have ass all the time then it's not special!
headstock48 1 year ago 2
Margaret!!! You are amazing and going down in my hall of fame if no one else's!!!
carla198224 1 year ago
vote for her in DWTS
dltmdwnfkdldjs 1 year ago 4
i love me a nice piece of ass!
greygamez 1 year ago
OMG! Classic Cho.
djavatar68 1 year ago
I do love ass ! Haha she's hilarious !
OMGItsGarrettLee 1 year ago
She is BRILLIANT!!
bankerguy66 1 year ago
"I WASN'T RE-DEE FOR THISS-i thought there'd be a table of contence."
dancemankind94 1 year ago 3
i so KYURious. lol!!!
atomicwarrus 2 years ago 5
genug geschaut jetzt soll jemand nettes mit mir chatten hab auch bilder !
SexyBambii91 2 years ago
Margaret Cho is Brilliant. Right up there with Lucille Ball and Lily Tomlin.
chevychase 2 years ago
I tot there would b table of contents den ass. LMAo my cheecks hurt now
lonleyon3 2 years ago 7
this is the funniest!!!
65wallflower 2 years ago
He only like assss and Judy Garland! LOL!
ktm760 2 years ago 9
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD XD XD
SebastianCullen 2 years ago 2
LMFAO I Love it & I can't stop laughing hahahahahahaha
Kwanusela 2 years ago 3
OMG! I can't stop laughing!!!
xrhst13 2 years ago
lmfao xD
loserFREAK56 2 years ago
lol
KarlosVzlaMrd 3 years ago
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She's only funny when she does her mum.
SoftRazor12 3 years ago
agreed
highrishdancer 2 years ago
She is soooo skinny now.
Every stand up show she did, she got thinner and thinner.
asadraza5367 3 years ago 4
"Mommy gonna look at it now. Its got me soCURIOUS!"
Hahahaha! Aint it the truth. It happens to the best of us mom.
DarkLadySlayerX 3 years ago 6
She is the MOST AWESOME -- man I was laughing in TEARS!!!
Erredmek 3 years ago
"Mommy" is THE BEST! Margaret is fantastic!
irshgrl500 3 years ago
One of the greatest comedians......lmao!!!!
angeleyes79gs 3 years ago 5
Loooool!!!!!!!!!!
Poor mother Cho! I promise, next time the ass will gradually appear, one cheek at the time, but only AFTER the table of contents.
Raaawwrr 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I wasn't ready for that! LMFAO!!!!
aaronsings007 3 years ago 6
omg. 8D i want a mom like that. :D
i'm probably gonna be a mom like that when i grow up. LOL.
kumagorox3 3 years ago 6
thannnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk yoooooou. laughed really hard.
niagrawater 3 years ago
this is probably the funniest one of Cho's =)
"it was ass right away! i thought it would be table of content, then ass!" LMFAO !!!! =P
jjguerra48 3 years ago 7
He likes Ass and Judy Garland
bluelixerboi 3 years ago 5
I wasn't ready for that LOLOL
FactVsReligion 3 years ago 4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x
Photographlife 3 years ago
"Whaaaat kind of life is that?" LOL LMAO
bradmedicus 3 years ago 4
Here's the ending from another M. Cho 'Ass Master' bit - enjoy!:
"...table of contents - then ass...
(flipping through pages)
I know what I said before - but it's good book actually. It starts slow, & by page 14 it really picks up the pace. I like characters, there is a Bob & Ass Master of course, & Ass Master's very mysterious, he's enigma, you have to keep your eye on him. Ah, it's a good book - I have to take home I think - I'm gonna show Daddy."
SHRIAO 3 years ago 2
I'm so curious lol lol
cbrun67176 3 years ago 6
i will never get tired of watching this segment!!!!
FilmScorer 3 years ago 7
Her mom sounds awesome.
ryanmczero 3 years ago 4
iam so curios
polariss72003 3 years ago 2
i love this ahah to funny
darkmikoharuka 3 years ago
LOL I LOVE YOU Margaret your so fucking funny.
STRIKE4LUV 3 years ago
LMAO!!! She is awsome!
fid87 3 years ago 3
"Ass......IN MODERATION!!!" LOLOLOL
squeekycheeks 4 years ago 5
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LMAO yes you show off them sweat puddles!!!!
lannazazaz 4 years ago
i love m.cho's mom
hello91230 4 years ago 8
Margaret Cho is the epitome of gay icons! I have loved her work for years!!!!
jrcna32466 4 years ago 8
HAHAHAHAA!!! I can't stop laughing!
NoodleBean84 4 years ago 2
Ahhh. Polk Street in the 90's was still rockin'!! I think I've been to that store! LOL.
timmay973nj 4 years ago
XD AHAHA This reminds me of my mom! She is the funniest person ever!
BubblyD 4 years ago
I love Margaret Cho like a fat kid loves cake
liberalthug 4 years ago 59
One of the best!
RCA76 4 years ago 6
OMG! i LOVE this one.. "they love ass so much they dont know what todo!" ASS IN MORDERATION!! lmao.. Margaret show.. shes the best! she rocks!
jddrake8604 4 years ago 35
Table of contents...ahaha
I love Margaret Cho! she's the best. :]
cocodaloco 4 years ago 3
i understand wot u mean KillerNeko
Ramsgate15 4 years ago 2
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Have another few donuts Margie! Jesus fuck!
Valmont1978 4 years ago
God damn leave her alone. She's gorgeous the way she is.
AshleyS92 4 years ago
Amen.
KillerNeko 4 years ago
Geez, it's people like you that made her change herself. Have you seen some clips of what she looks like now? She looks like she has been starving herself and is about to faint.
KillerNeko 4 years ago 2
So are all skinny people anorexic? I'm confused!
Zaculyar 4 years ago
Uhm, no. I said that with the drastic weight change and if you actually pay attention to some of the shows she gives, it looks like she is about to pass out. She looks tired, sometimes she gets out of breath easily, and I'm just worried.
Go read my comment again, I never once said anything about skinny people being anorexic.
KillerNeko 4 years ago 2
Don't worry baby! Margaret will always be on top! With her schedule...looking tired can easily happen. I remember doing three shows a night six nights a week in Vegas then jetting off to Cleveland for a one-nighter and off to NYC for a new show. Tired comes with the territory sometimes. In fact...I need a nap now. LOL. Cheers!
timmay973nj 4 years ago
"You have to have Ass. In moderation!"
This is when she was still funny. God so funny!
AHH! it was Ass RIGHT AWAY!!
darkchildo3 4 years ago
'i'm so coorious about ass mas..'
0dour 4 years ago 2
HAHAHA
0dour 4 years ago
I LOVE MARGARET!!!!!!!!!!!
punkrock383 4 years ago
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why is everyone praising this woman who is making fun of her own race to be famous or something
lilcutiekiki 4 years ago
that is what these kind of comedians do, they take what they know and then they draw attention to the behaviors that the rest of us overlook, thats all. they show humor in everyday life.
sunfighter86 4 years ago
If you can't laugh at yourself, then you don't deserve to laugh. It's simple. YOU GO GIRL!!! <3
Hinatarox1013 4 years ago 3
lols that totally don't make sense. anyone can laugh at anything if they want to. i'm not too keen on these racial jokes. besides, it seems as though its ok for her to say it because its her own race but when others do it, they get done for it
lilcutiekiki 4 years ago
-shrugs- Carlos Mencia does it too everyone. I think it's ok to make racist jokes as long as it's EQUAL hating. Like South Park or something.
Hinatarox1013 4 years ago
"what kind of life is that?"
saberous33 4 years ago
he like ass, and judy garland, thats all!
andrroid17 5 years ago 2
Best Margaret Cho ever. "I was not ready for that!"
cascadia55 5 years ago
omg! thats was over the top hilarious!
"i thought there would be table of contents and then ass"
sharmadd 5 years ago
I heart Margaret Cho's mother <3
KMAir 5 years ago
Mommy gonna look at Assmaster now...I have to look at it! I'm so curious. LMFAO!
CobaltStargazer 5 years ago
ass in moderation, lol
cyberdruid 5 years ago
Oh man I love her.
Xeorsos 5 years ago
"I WASN'T READY FOR THAT!!!
I thought there would be table of content, and then ass!"
xsubtitulo 5 years ago 2
lol that's my favorite!
iamawunderkind 5 years ago
i second that....
Starplaque 5 years ago
have some ass... in moderation! I LOVE IT!
If you have ass all the time, then it's not special.
antimuppet 5 years ago
ahh...funny...
latinoantonio 5 years ago