Well everyone Jon Wilborn is my DAD and yes he is one hell of a skier. He devoted alot of time and obviously energy into a sport that he loves. If you want to see check him out on the river in parker he loves an audience..
I spent a day on the river with Jon Wilborn once. He did all kinds of crazy inverted shit. Then, at the end of the day, when the sun was going down, he did a flip so big, and so fast, he broke the time and space barrier and decapitated amelia earhart halfway through her trans pacific flight.
You think it ended there? When the Titanic's wreckage was discovered, it was immediatly apparent that the ship had split in two parts prior to sinking. Directly between the two parts of the ship, Jon Wilborn's wallet was found.
I hung out with Jon Wilborn once. We went and towed eachother around a few times. At about noon he said "Hey lets get some lunch, I'll buy." We ended up outside of an elementary school. He grabbed a small child and ate him whole. I learned at that point, to never, EVER, F*** with a Wilborn.
Hey nice video man. You look really smooth out there throughout the whole flip and the landing. I just got one of these this summer and learning to jump is a bitch. I keep bellyflopping or the rope will get yanked out of my hands on the landing and beat across the top of my toes.. OUCH.. keep it up man. Its inspiring
I've seen bad things wished on people before. But a paddle boat? Oddly enough the video was shot on Pontchartrain and the Mississippi can be accessed from the lake.. That's your geography lesson for the day
Oh 4 huh???? is that the ammount of quarters you were paid by the highly succesful "Airborne" marketing department..Too bad it was enough to get him back to land casue it would have been a funnier end to the video seeing him run over by a paddle boat as he was floating down river in his depends...
So your saying your 4?... As far as the Home. I'm not so sure.. Maybe he gets it from breathing so hard after he's done.. like gasping for air. Dunno Like i said i was asked (PAYED) to post this.. something about Jake Bradley trying to claim all the stuff Jon had done first... There's the video just enjoy it..
WOW I do have to say it sure looks like fun....loop...back and forth..loop...back and forth....loop...back and forth....god that reminds me of my Granny Quilting....Mezmorizing....I can wait to go out and yell at the first old person that I see.."I'VE NOW SEEN THE JON AIRBORNE VIDEO.....I FORGIVE YOU ALLLLLLLL......
I'm so glad that when I turned 4, I got to take the training wheels off my bike and learned to ride like a big boy....when does this "Airborne" (who decided to give him this title??? His Nurse at the Home?)guy get to learn to ski like a man...Hes setting it back like early man learning to stand and walk...Loser
WHAT R U SERIOUS I was paid to do this by the Jon Wilborn Fan Club I have no Fing clue who the guy is.. Other then His check cleared he's no relation to me.. And Who the hell is Jake Bradley?
Jesus,, what are you???? His Biggest fan???? let me guess you go to work and wear your Jon Wilborn Fan Club shirt and tell everyone that you posted your first video on Youtube?? Damn Newbie...Listen...Jake Bradley is like a 5th of the his age and mops him up...Jake Rocks...
Yea He's old thats what makes it such good video.. the fact that at any second he may break a bone or have a heart attack.. whatching it again I did notice the amazing boat driving.. that guy ROCKS..
Wait....is he Really Old...I was kidding cause I just thought it was crappy I Phone filming...hahaha..So he could be my Great Grandfather...Cool good for the old guy...I mean usually I just think old people should take a dirt nap but its funner waiting for him to break his brittle bones when he crashes...fool
Are YOU KIDDING Thats Wilborn first guy to ever double backfllip.. He has been the number one Sky Skier for years.. I mean yea he's old and stuff but he still goes higher then everyone.. did I say he's old and stuff
Wow looks like an amazing way to spend your 50's or is that 60's....wait thats my grandpa...I guess when you get older you have to sit down to water ski..must suck getting old...
Obama would be proud! But that's not saying much.
darthbradley 3 years ago
Hater
Duner46 2 years ago
Well everyone Jon Wilborn is my DAD and yes he is one hell of a skier. He devoted alot of time and obviously energy into a sport that he loves. If you want to see check him out on the river in parker he loves an audience..
seleniumgirl2004 3 years ago
You're right about that Shelly.
reddawn0 3 years ago
I spent a day on the river with Jon Wilborn once. He did all kinds of crazy inverted shit. Then, at the end of the day, when the sun was going down, he did a flip so big, and so fast, he broke the time and space barrier and decapitated amelia earhart halfway through her trans pacific flight.
Beat that, douche-fag!
-Jon Jr.
reddawn0 3 years ago 2
I can't even think of anything to say to that. That's the funniest thing I've read in years!!!!
Duner46 3 years ago
You think it ended there? When the Titanic's wreckage was discovered, it was immediatly apparent that the ship had split in two parts prior to sinking. Directly between the two parts of the ship, Jon Wilborn's wallet was found.
reddawn0 3 years ago
Hahaha....excellent!
Duner46 3 years ago
I hung out with Jon Wilborn once. We went and towed eachother around a few times. At about noon he said "Hey lets get some lunch, I'll buy." We ended up outside of an elementary school. He grabbed a small child and ate him whole. I learned at that point, to never, EVER, F*** with a Wilborn.
-Junior
reddawn0 3 years ago 2
Hey nice video man. You look really smooth out there throughout the whole flip and the landing. I just got one of these this summer and learning to jump is a bitch. I keep bellyflopping or the rope will get yanked out of my hands on the landing and beat across the top of my toes.. OUCH.. keep it up man. Its inspiring
Bugdude420 3 years ago
You guys have no idea what that "old guy" can do!!!
Duner46 3 years ago
I've seen bad things wished on people before. But a paddle boat? Oddly enough the video was shot on Pontchartrain and the Mississippi can be accessed from the lake.. That's your geography lesson for the day
Sumtroubled1 3 years ago
Oh 4 huh???? is that the ammount of quarters you were paid by the highly succesful "Airborne" marketing department..Too bad it was enough to get him back to land casue it would have been a funnier end to the video seeing him run over by a paddle boat as he was floating down river in his depends...
Ronwaz 3 years ago
So your saying your 4?... As far as the Home. I'm not so sure.. Maybe he gets it from breathing so hard after he's done.. like gasping for air. Dunno Like i said i was asked (PAYED) to post this.. something about Jake Bradley trying to claim all the stuff Jon had done first... There's the video just enjoy it..
Sumtroubled1 3 years ago
WOW I do have to say it sure looks like fun....loop...back and forth..loop...back and forth....loop...back and forth....god that reminds me of my Granny Quilting....Mezmorizing....I can wait to go out and yell at the first old person that I see.."I'VE NOW SEEN THE JON AIRBORNE VIDEO.....I FORGIVE YOU ALLLLLLLL......
Ronwaz 3 years ago
I'm so glad that when I turned 4, I got to take the training wheels off my bike and learned to ride like a big boy....when does this "Airborne" (who decided to give him this title??? His Nurse at the Home?)guy get to learn to ski like a man...Hes setting it back like early man learning to stand and walk...Loser
Ronwaz 3 years ago
WHAT R U SERIOUS I was paid to do this by the Jon Wilborn Fan Club I have no Fing clue who the guy is.. Other then His check cleared he's no relation to me.. And Who the hell is Jake Bradley?
Sumtroubled1 3 years ago
Jesus,, what are you???? His Biggest fan???? let me guess you go to work and wear your Jon Wilborn Fan Club shirt and tell everyone that you posted your first video on Youtube?? Damn Newbie...Listen...Jake Bradley is like a 5th of the his age and mops him up...Jake Rocks...
Ronwaz 3 years ago
Yea He's old thats what makes it such good video.. the fact that at any second he may break a bone or have a heart attack.. whatching it again I did notice the amazing boat driving.. that guy ROCKS..
Sumtroubled1 3 years ago
Wait....is he Really Old...I was kidding cause I just thought it was crappy I Phone filming...hahaha..So he could be my Great Grandfather...Cool good for the old guy...I mean usually I just think old people should take a dirt nap but its funner waiting for him to break his brittle bones when he crashes...fool
Ronwaz 3 years ago
Are YOU KIDDING Thats Wilborn first guy to ever double backfllip.. He has been the number one Sky Skier for years.. I mean yea he's old and stuff but he still goes higher then everyone.. did I say he's old and stuff
Sumtroubled1 3 years ago
Wow looks like an amazing way to spend your 50's or is that 60's....wait thats my grandpa...I guess when you get older you have to sit down to water ski..must suck getting old...
Ronwaz 3 years ago