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  • 53: Epic pause... 55: is it done yet? 57: FUCK lol

  • I'm astounded you consider Einstein to be a flimsy nail.

    I never quoted you as saying God was as realistic as a six legged monkey, so please stop quoting me as doing so. If you can't read we may have a bigger problem on our hands.

    You keep skipping the meat of my argument, and instead quote, twist, and present lesser-lines as the essence of my posts. So for the "sake of civility" please read and reply appropriately.

  • @Macknsteez Ok, I'm all for civil discussion but going 360 on yourself (without even deleting your previous comments) is pathetic. You say "And what should I assume you believe when you tell me that a six-legged monkey is as realistic as God?" then claim you "never quoted you as saying God was as realistic as a six legged monkey" and expect to be taken seriously?

  • @BggProductions You implied this, but clearly never stated it in the way you claim I "quoted" you as doing so. So even though yes you implied it, you technically did not say it, so all I asked was that you not put words in my mouth. And I don't necessarily believe in God, however the fact that the father of physics, the man who all atheists revere, one of the smartest people of all time, the fact that he believed in God is kind of big, and well.. not flimsy. There must be something to it.

  • @Macknsteez Must there? Newton also believed in a god (the Judeo/Christian one at that), he also believed in alchemy. Just because the man was so right about so many things does not make him right about everything he believed.

  • @Macknsteez Ok mate, I apologise if my implication wasn't clear enough initially and I never intended to put words in your mouth. You're clearly a smart person and I'd wager our 'beliefs' are rather similar lol

    I hope we can find common ground, be civil and make peace.

  • @BggProductions I'm sorry for misinterpreting what you said, and I'd agree you're smart yourself. I believe we've found common ground, and I apologize for my earlier assumptions haha.

  • @Macknsteez Ace, thank you. Sorry for any misunderstanding, I'm glad we were able to resolve this peacefully.

  • @Macknsteez And no, Einstein is not a flimsy nail. You trying to use his belief in a Prime Mover of sorts as a way to win any "God" argument you like, is.

  • You morons should stop talking about religion ( on which I have no opinion ) and laugh at the video.

  • Athiests are cocksuckers. If there really is a God, I hope those whiney faggots burn in hell for eternity.

  • @chicagodude8888 hoping people suffer for eternity is very evil. enjoy burning in hell, faggot

  • "Satan canno't speak english" haha " satan cannot speak english" xD

  • @TeamSKgrief you know that is not true

  • Ignorance is bliss. 

  • @DemiAps what do you mean ??

  • Religo's are the most brain washed uncritical controlled people on earth. Thats why the right wing political parties of the world love them so. They believe any bullshit served up to them and they follow it without question. The very people who screw them to the ground are the ones that they vote for. The RW politicians sit in their clubs and laugh their guts out at them, while they smoke another cigar and sip a cognac. Wake up people.

  • lol at 0:56

  • that is one long ass prayer, lol at 1:24

  • 0:34

  • Szatan nie mowi po angielsku hahahahahahaha :)

  • They should make a Borat Opera or a Borat Musical!

  • Ide end up bursting out in laughter if i was sitting at the dinner table. Lol

  • lovely!!haha:D

  • does he shut up...:L:L:L!

  • LOL omg how long did he do this for lol....

  • He Speeking Polish :v

  • Its in polish. But the funny things is also that he's singing in a Jewish prayer style- high voice to low voice! lol

  • @MegaKrishan123 you know hes originally from isreal and a jew and its ironic that hes making a movie and hating jews

  • @robotronfilms Hes exposing people who hate jews, if anything he's acting smart by showing the world Jews are superior then any christian living and on this earth.

  • @Kellystarrr

    Wrong. Jews are inferior to Christians. Christians have the correct religion, plus we don't have built-in self-loathing.

  • @Cocteau120 It's just comedy. And who are you to say which religion is "correct"?

  • @TheFFKSupporter

    It has nothing to do with what I or you say. It's the truth. Christianity is the truth. Judaism is a lie.

  • @Cocteau120 Every religion is a lie.

  • @Sliteh

    You're a lie.

  • @Cocteau120 No, I'm very real. A real living human being, who else would be typing the comments?

    But I have not seen a single sign that could prove or backup what all the religions are saying.

    Religion is brainwashing, to make people "donate" money to them (so that they can go get drunk with their buddies the same night.)

  • @Sliteh

    Prove to me that you exist. I'm talking about an objective demonstration. Or you can save yourself the trouble and read Descartes' meditation on first philosophy, which will help you to stop sounding like an idiot when talking about religion (currently you sound like an idiot).

  • @Cocteau120 Lets meet somewhere. Mmh, I prefer to read biology and science than fairy tales.

    But it's cool man, some people believe that Santa Claus exist, little kids believe in Tooth Fairy and some in god.

  • @Sliteh

    Do you know the difference between objectivity and subjectivity? If Bob meets Steve in person, Bob has to use his senses to tell that Steve is there. However, Bob's senses are fallible, therefore the experience is subjective. It is possible that Steve is merely a product of Bob's own mind. Philosophers like Descartes and David Hume have long pointed out that scientific observations, which involve sense data, are in fact just as faith-based as religious beliefs.

  • @Cocteau120 "as faith-based as religious beliefs."? Pfft, are you kidding me?

    Oh wait, you are religious, ofcourse you would think like that.

    There's a thing called "proof" ;) They have proved that evolution happened. Among other things.

    I have not seen any kind of proof that some all-mighty god made humans with the snap of his fingers.

  • @Sliteh

    You're not following me. Have you ever read David Hume or Descartes, or do you even read? The idea that somehow because a phenomena is physically observable that makes it objectively knowable is a fallacy. The fact is that all sense-based knowledge is potentially fallible. Indeed, for any one human being it is impossible to make an objective observation of the universe. The entire universe might be a hallucination concocted by your mind. This is the brain in the box problem.

  • @Sliteh

    It's an uncomfortable reality that in fact all human knowledge essentially involves a leap of faith. At some point, you must trust that the knowledge your receiving from your senses is accurate, when in fact you have no way to objectively test it. How is faith in sense data any different than faith in a god or a spiritual being? Both cases involve trust in information that you have no way to verify outside of your own experience.

  • @Cocteau120

    Well stated, this is something I have never been able to articulate properly.

  • @dbfan2scfan

    Thanks. I got it from the great thinkers first, though. I think it's important to point this out to a lot of these atheists who believe that they are somehow more rational than other people. I have no problem with people being atheist, but not if they're going to go around pretending their atheism is somehow more reasonable. Their beliefs are faith based just like everyone else's.

  • @Cocteau120 It's like Inception in this bitch!

  • @Sliteh Hi there, sorry to butt in, but there is absolutely no certifiable proof that evolution happened. It has yet to be proven by anyone and remains a theory.. although if you have obtained some proof that no one else in the world has discovered, I suggest you take it to "them" soon!

  • @lonelygnome1 Except that there is.

    The word "theory" in the scientific context doesn't mean the same thing as it does in the colloquial. The theory of relativity is "only a theory" too, so if you doubt its validity, study what happened to Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945

    Anyone who studies biology, paleontology, zoology, geology and the other related fields sees that evolution is a fact of life.

  • @SmalltoFace Lol, I'm sorry but you've been fed bullshit. There is no proof. Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting perspective, but one I'm affraid that has yet to garner any factual evidence. Good luck with your studies!

  • @lonelygnome1 Lol, you keep believing that bud.

  • @SmalltoFace I will. Do you know why I will? Because I am a sane, logical person. You seem very religious in you belief of something cannot be proven. Irony.

  • @Sliteh I think that people need to get educated and leave their prejudice, bitterness, and hatred aside. Yes, there is proof. Go read a book written by F. Collis (Head of the Human Genome Project, an IMPORTANT scientist) where he explains how evolution theory can live in harmony with religious beliefs (among other things). Even Pope John Paul II respected Evolution theory. It's also proven that Dictators (see Nazis, N Korea, etc) have had something in common: they hate religion.

  • @Sliteh And you also don't have proof to the contrary. You know it's possible to believe in evolution, string theory, multiple universes, and God. I'm not totally convinced of God's existence but no one can ever be convinced by fact either way because there is no evidence proving without a doubt his existence or non-existence. God is like Schrodinger's cat. Oh wait, do you know what that is? I'll give you time to Google.

  • @Macknsteez "...there is no evidence proving without a doubt his existence or non-existence." So why believe in the first place? Your Schrodinger comparison is an utter fallacy. I could say the Universe was created by a six-legged monkey; there's no evidence to prove or disprove its existence, so it's 50/50 if it's true or not, huh? This is the kind of ignorant thinking that allowed religions to arise.

  • @BggProductions How is that ignorant thinking? Both sides allow for open-ended belief and interpretation, but you're the kind of ignorant man who takes no belief or intellectual and purposeful ponderance over all that makes a man human. You'd rather not believe and fit all that is eternity and time into a test tube rather than think philosophically. Both sides can also be equally ignorant. Everything is a projection of ego. God is an extension, and so is the disbelief in him.

  • @BggProductions Einstein believed in God, surely he wasn't ignorant? He laid the foundation that all atheists use to justify their belief. And more power to them, man is condemned to freedom. Surely you, such a witty individual, can realize how equally ignorant both sides are. Either you believe in God and your fanatic faith in an almighty being is the desire to have the same status, or you disbelieve in him and overcompensate with mockery and ridicule, thus eliciting ultimate power over God.

  • @Macknsteez Wow. Have you made enough assumptions about me or would you like to continue?

  • @BggProductions I made as many assumptions about you as you did to me, calling me ignorant, and essentially stupid by comparing God to a six-legged monkey. If you'd like to respond to my assertions, then please go right ahead.

  • @Macknsteez relax, I did not call you ignorant or stupid. I compared your fallacy to an equally absurd claim and said "This is the kind of ignorant thinking that allowed religions to arise."

  • @BggProductions Yes, you implied I was ignorant and stupid. For example, calling my interpretive statement a fallacy and comparing God to an "equally absurd claim."

  • @BggProductions You have a twisted and narcissistic hatred towards God. How did I display any ignorant thinking in what I said in my original response, "it's possible to believe in evolution, string theory, multiple universes, and God."

    Where is the ignorance? Believers in God can believe in the same things that you do, so how does that make them ignorant?

    Your existence is entirely moronic and laughable. You're a mimic, an imitator, an anonymous ego, seeking power higher than omnipotence.

  • @Macknsteez More baseless assumptions (there's some "ignorant thinking" for you right off the bat). You have no idea what I believe, Ass-U-ming things about me does you no credit.

    "Where is the ignorance?" - see the first time I quoted you. If you need me to explain in simpler terms, by all means reply.

  • @BggProductions You're a hypocrite and a bad arguer. You're wasting my time, here we go again, "it's possible to believe in evolution, string theory, multiple universes, and God." Again, explain to me in those simple terms you boast about how that is an ignorant statement. And what should I assume you believe when you tell me that a six-legged monkey is as realistic as God? Excuse me if I saw no depth of though in any of your spouting. I guess Einstein was also ignorant, he believed in God..

  • @Macknsteez lool "I guess Einstein was also ignorant, he believed in God." If you're going to keep hanging your arguments on such flimsy nails it's shocking that you'd call someone a "bad arguer".

    I didn't say "a six-legged monkey is as realistic as God", you're misunderstanding my meaning, cherry picking my posts and twisting my words in a vain effort to rebuke me. Once again, for the sake of civility, note which part of your post I quoted and deemed ignorant, because you still haven't got it.

  • @BggProductions And for God's sake, you deemed the belief in God and the inability to prove his existence to be arrogant.

  • @BggProductions "there's no evidence to prove or disprove its existence, so it's 50/50 if it's true or not, huh? This is the kind of ignorant thinking that allowed religions to arise." Are you happy now?

  • @Sliteh

    You should read up on what cocteau was suggesting. It is VERY apparent that you have not contemplated these things deeply at all.

  • @dbfan2scfan mmh, how does it feel to live in fear? "O mai gaad, if I break any of the 10 commandments my soul will be sent to hell for eternity!!"

    As for me, not being a blue-eyed person and not following what others say like a dog, my life couldn't be happier. :)

  • @Sliteh

    I don't live in fear, I don't practice any of the world religions. It's unfortunate that you aren't willing to dig deeper here. It's surprising what you will discover if you just sit back and think on something silently for a short time.

  • @dbfan2scfan

    Bam! Great point dbfan2scfan! Ever stop and realize that everything you believe about the universe is impossible for you to verify outside of your own sense experience? Can you say SUBJECTIVE???? :)

  • @Cocteau120 Are you brainwashed or are you just plain mentaly retarded?

  • @TheFFKSupporter

    Don't personally attack me you small-minded prick. I'm infinitely more intelligent than a fascist drone like you. Go fuck off and eat your own shit.

  • naiaj Because it got people to buy the DVD it their was deleted scenes from the movie. Perosnally I like the massage one and kennels deleted ones there so funny.

  • Yeah and another southern custom was to string up a threw blacks on a Staurday night.

  • Szatan nie mowi po angielsku LOL. It means "Satan doesn't speak English".

  • Borat looks and sounds like Freddy Mercury's socially maladjusted brother.

  • he's speaking hibrow .. hibrows and Arabic say shitan (satan)

  • Some one should use the autotune on this and make it a song.

  • Oh he sings well

  • why did they delete these LOL

  • goddamn polite ppl....

  • lololololol

  • Szatan nie mówi po angielsku :D :D Satan doesnt speak English

  • It's not, do you speak english mam, He says "Satan doesn't speak English"

    Szatan nie mowi po angielsku

  • Love how that stiff is looking at Borat at :38. Golden!!! hahahahaha..

  • hahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • Why did they delete that from the movie, I have tears in my eyes !

  • man they have SO MUCH footage from this movie I'm always finding deleted scenes and stuff that didn't even make it into those lol

  • HAHAHAHA THE DEVIL DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH

  • co za asy!

  • I didn't like this prank in the movie, they somehow treated him with repect ...

  • Hes saying Kazahkstan is king in Kazakhstanese

  • The last supper

  • He actually repeatedly sings two Polish phrases (slightly mispronounced) "Excuse me ma'am do you speak English?" and "Could you speak slowly please?"

  • LOLz @ the way they are looking at him in response to seemingly unending prayer ... :D

  • he is actually singing "satan doesn`t speak english" - in polish of course hehehe I`m polish :D

  • Lol

  • hahaahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @georgestelea hopefully they count the silverware before he leaves.

  • He's saying; ''satan dont speak en english'' ''sorry satan" but it is dificult to understand it

  • This is where prejudice comes in handy. The people I know would've been like, "No way we're letting this dirty heathen lead the prayer!"

  • polish#

    

  • The tune of borat's prayer is actually taken note-for-note from the Ashkenazi Jewish high-holiday service (v'sechezenah eineinu, from the repetition of the shmona-esrei). But the words definitely are not.

  • definitely is in Polish, and literally it is "satan doesn't speak English", what has a specific meaning in this particular situation :)

  • hes speaking polish lol. saying "satan speaks in english"

  • Lol on the DVD if you set the language to Hebrew then an alarm will go off and say Jew alert

  • haha this was funny shouldn't have deleted

  • WTF

  • 'do you speak english, madame?' lol all he says in polish

  • @Mihu901 in addition, hes saying some other words but i cnt decipher their meaning :P i guess he didnt put much effort in mastering the pronounciation of those words :P

  • @Mihu901 I think he mixes launguages together, I've heard he uses a mixture of Polish and Hebrew.

  • I think hes also saying Satan doesn't speak English...LOL

  • lol

  • hahahahahaha its Polish!!!!!!

  • Ten Borat to fajny Rosyjski Aktor gral w filmie o walkach na ringu

  • Sooo hilarious..

  • The guy must be thinking: WTF is wrong with this foreigner

  • could someone write IN POLISH what he says? I'm a pole myself, but all I understand is "Szatan nie mowi po angielsku" :D

  • @twojstaryNCE ya i think hes saying that too! I'm from Lodz! Czesc!

  • I didn't know Borat was deeply religious.

  • all i can say this movie kicked ass!!!fuckin NIIIICE!! LOL

  • LOL HE SAYS (in polish) : Satan doesnt speak english ... Im sorry ... talking ... after him ... Im sorry ... what they now ... Im sorry talking after him ... *pause* SATAN DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH... Satan ... *makes up words* ... sun making there ... Im sorry satan doesnt speak english... *pause* SATAN DOES SPEAK- ...
  • i cant believe these people ,hes taking the piss big time

  • thanks for posting this!

  • Please Please Please someone post the entire scene of this, especially the last part with the prostitute.....

  • SHATAN MOWEEE SHATAN MOSHOWESKLE!!!!! LOL XD LOL XDDD GHSTGJDTFKtclify6d8LC*oDFO^%7i­%Ds65i%&Td8od65^%D8i^di6*O*(f6­878t*)Y_(_+UU(=9u=(9==++GUyo6f­9 8%&ED4c65342x13S!1!!1!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • you can totally tell that the minister in this scene is a complete biggot jesus freak asshole

  • @nshipp1234 oh God you so know it.

  • Hahaha, why was this deleted? It's hilarious. :-)

  • Inglišnonen pólunan bod 2012 šišatán sennjogujan deči.

  • aww, they should have known better

    hahaha

  • SZATAN NIE MÓWI PO ANGIELSKU xD

  • @Rastasmooth xDDD

  • No tak on mowi haha zajebiste ;) It sounds like he says Satan is not talking inglish in Polish :)

  • 1:25 8-o

  • He's saying "Do you speak English mam?" in Polish.

    Source: I speak both Polish and English

  • @JLSsux

    And he also says "Please speak slower".

  • @JLSsux

    I'm half Polish. He is saying many things; the first one is "szatan nie mówi po angielsku" which means "satan does not speak english"

    - Same source...+ I also speak Danish and German

  • @Verradonairun unfortunately he is saying "czy pani mowi po angielski" theres no word about satan ^^

    but i like ur version more anyway hehehehehe

  • @yhnops

    it sounds more like a t (as in Szatan) than p (czy pani). Of course, I might be wrong considering Polish isn't my first language, but I can't seem to hear "czy pani" - it wouldn't be funny if he sad that ^_^

  • @JLSsux i dont know if its been said but he never uses the word 'szatan'. he's saying 'czy pani' which means do you (madame). those to kind of sound alike in polish, but not really.

  • @JLSsux Really? I believe he's pulling it out of thin air, which is what makes it so funny.

  • @JLSsux

    the tune he is singing it too is also the tune of a traditional Jewish prayer.

  • @JLSsux

    "Szatan nie mowi po angielsku" is the first part of his "prayer", right?

    Isn't that all he says though?

  • @JLSsux me too i speak bouth....but what does he say leater?

    "Przepraszam ....." ?

  • it's "szatan nie mówi po angielsku" and yeah, it means "satan doesn't speak English", you'd hear if you spoke Polish ;-)

  • brilliant, thank you Sacha

  • Too embarassing to watch!  Funny as hell!

  • HILARIOUS

  • AHAhahahahHAHHha

  • HHHH

  • LMAO !! ahahahhah !! i love it when he was saying the prayer !!

  • Is that Hebrew he's speaking?

  • @codzilla12 nope its just ashfioasfhio

  • its polish mate , whats hes saying is "sorry i dont speak english"

  • Oh I see, thanks for clearing that up.

  • @malpa3 Brilliant! He's not even saying a prayer. He's just repeating "sorry I don't speak English over and over.

    Meanwhile, everybody has their forks in the air ready to eat. Love it!

  • @nostromo38 yues....i love it :)

  • how do you know he's saying that?

  • Its actually a Jewish hymn from the high holidays, for everyone thats wondering.

  • its polish !

  • hahhaahahahah bohrat

  • bohrat

  • Czemu Borat mówi po polsku a nie po kazachsku??

  • @kinia0803

    W Kazachstanie mówią po rusku.