Seme Uruha.

[lovelybearchloe10]

BLOODLOSS

[AerielleBuraD]

Oh, my God! I literally thought this was real! It sounded so~ convincing!

[1994gordx]

its so funny:))))) i watched it several times and this never get me bored:)tnx for uploading:)

[12Snowville]

You're destroying the gazette because of this.

[migaze09]

Lol. It really doesnt get old, this vidXXD

[Gazerhk]

I had to watch this on mite but god did the subs fit their actions! Seme-Uruha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha

[Ninjatejp]

I wish the subs where real ;(

1:42 Haha Uru

[Novur]

I found this whilst trying to find a native Japaneseman (Japanite? Japanesian? DAMN IT WHY IS THERE NO NOUN FOR THIS) say the word "seme," to settle a debate.

I can hardly breath since "asshole."

[Nastia179]

Epic xD.

[mefiyuki]

MURDER! xDDDD

[notenuff4u]

@0:26 hehe Aoi is so cute :)

HAHAHAHA @ Uruha in the end lol...I want to know what they're talking about for real Uruha seems like he's gonna laugh at the end...

[ki5u6]

"I can feel it against my leg." I believe it XD

[Oyuki456]

loooool "YOU LUCKY BITCH" XD hahaha

[NyappyIma]

Aoi is very like Kanon :D

[moriyamaryota]

Wait, what does Seme mean?

[moriyamaryota]

@kurenaikumodesu Huh? What partner?

[LovelessAsianGirl]

@moriyamaryota Seme = top

Uke = bottom

[moriyamaryota]

@LovelessAsianGirl I still can't get it. :)) What top and bottom? D:

[LovelessAsianGirl]

@moriyamaryota ...ummm how old are you?

[moriyamaryota]

@moriyamaryota 16. :) Why?

[Novur]

@moriyamaryota That's legal in most places, I suppose.

Seme means the dominant partner in a homosexual relationship. Uke means the submissive partner.

[temarinara77]

@moriyamaryota seme top uke bottom

[iiLiiKEPiiTBULL]

ruki is uke? oO

>__<

[ManaxGacktforever]

Lmao.<3! XD

[mushurushubaby]

hahahaha this is really funny but now im wondering what they're actually saying

[XxtheonlyuchihaxX]

lmao 'u lucky bitch'

[CrazyCookieMonster6]

You should really do more of these.

[33harajukugirl]

that gave me a boner and i dont even have a dick! lol

[FerbChan]

@1:13 Sounds like their saying "hentai" XD

[XJrOcKxAoiXReIta]

Aoi+Uruha=♡. Kai+Miyavi=♡ Ruki+himself=♡ Reita+me=♡

[Jeri332]

haha thats really funny!

[VampireTears13]

@VampyreFreak96 Pshhh, they'd probably just be shocked that their secret was out ;)

[apieceofsound]

@MsUreshii

uke is a general term for a partner in a relationship who is predominantly bottom and/or submissive. The equivalent for top is seme. :3

[MsUreshii]

whtas uke mean? it confuses me because thats kai's last name O_o

[ravensimple]

@MsUreshii In Yaoi stories, Uke is what we call the "pasive" and Seme is the "active" guy in the relationship ;)

[gublue24]

Uruha...my god he is gorgeous

[BergeEnthusiasten]

Die gefälschten Untertitel machen es humorvoll. Es scheint, dass der Junge auf der rechten Seite ist der Mann und der Junge auf der linken Seite ist die Frau.

[ravensimple]

@BergeEnthusiasten Das Video oder Untertiteln, Welche meinst du das scheint Aoi der Mann and Uruha die Frau?

[BergeEnthusiasten]

@ravensimple

Bezugnehmend auf das Video, sind die Untertitel Fälschung. Definitiv ja. Nachdem Ihre Anfrage Klarstellung, ich habe ein wenig Forschung zu den tatsächlichen Namen zu lernen und Sie sind richtig. Dank. [:-|)

[VampireTears13]

I'll be right back, I have to go mop up all the blood and create a shrine to this video.

[Chloe2587]

@VampyreFreak96 hahaha i ve always thought the same....i mean, if they could understand english, they ´d be shocked to see all these vids and ero-comments!! XD

[nikuska97billsfan89]

oh my fuckin Godnes ;) they look like very sexy

[Gazettononchan]

ahahahahah this is so cute :D reading the subs while they are saying what is not really subbed is cute

[IejirVaecaesin]

Ah, definitley the best fake subs I've seen on here! I love it... even their facial expressions kind of match what you've got them saying *sniggers* XD

[IzzaIzzati]

*Dying of blood loss*

[megangirl1997]

LOL if Reita, Aoi, and Uruha ever watched this they would freak XDDDDD

[TohoshinkiSaranghae]

@megangirl1997 lolol it's not like they don't know that their fans are perverted xD

[HentaiCrashbangers]

oh man. . . hmmm, they both look so hot

[410kyomukan]

Oh damn, and I hoped it would be real XD Then I was like "somehow the subs don't match what he says... *reads info* Oh dang. "

[sana6341]

somehow they(subtitles) all match the video

[DangoDaikazaku]

best fake subs ever

[Born2Rock1987]

ahhh they talk so fast I cant read the subs XD

[happykawaiiday]

LOL ! xD i love this

[AMIGASOLEDAD2]

1:42 uruha is soo cute!! hahaahha he doesnt seem like a seme he is the uke and aoi the seme..................with reituki : seme: reita and uke: ruki hehehe

[AMIGASOLEDAD2]

nononno reita is for ruki, aoi and uruha make a couple a greatt great couple ^^ and kai is miyavi`s haha

[VampireTears13]

@AMIGASOLEDAD2 Kai is soooo miyavi's <3 <3 XDD (...and Maya too :D just 'cuz!)

[Leahkaikahasu]

That was awesome, best fansub EVAH!!! *mean-while... I am dying of bloodloss*

[iLoveTaylorKitsch]

Its so weird reading the fake subs when you already know what their saying ^ ^

[KyuubiNoNeko]

omg, you just made my day XD That was hilarious

[DemonOfFear]

This is totally awesome. It all works out so great, you could think they say that stuff for real. Laughed my ass off and Aoi is adorable. ;3

[aakikoVK]

rofl omg! it almost seems real!

[sakuXisaku]

Ok welll O_O I almost died.... -_-....I didn`t reed ``They were created by me, added by me, and are there purely for crack. Most of this is an inside thing with a friend, so don't worry if you get confused. XD`` xD so...DON`T SCARE ME LIKE THAT *¬*

[SightlessandHopeless]

Aoi: "But I thought-"

Uruha: "You thought nothing."

XDDDD

[xANATTEMPTTOSAY]

lmfao XDD

[ZNicky]

this is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when Aoi's subs said: "You lucky bitch." I died XD hahahaha

[schveet17]

Aoi: you lucky bitch!

Uruha: yes, i am a lucky seme :)

Aoi: but i don't understand how you can say this in front of fans...they must be DYING because of BLOOD LOSS

oh, HELL YEAH!!!lol... gawd your vid is totally awesome!

[thojmoto69]

ROFL!

[Atashisensei]

funny! xD

[Lolifoox]

Even then I can hear that it ain't what they are saying... It's funny how much you got the talking to fit with how they move and such x3 hilarious!

[MikuZakune]

kai's name is Uke, Uke Yutaka haha xD

[evespikey]

I love you! I haven't laughed this good in a long time. ^____^ You should post this on jrockhumor if you haven't already

[Chloe2587]

Uruha is sooooo hot, i cant stop staring at him! °_O

[CreepyMe7]

:DDD

[chocopandabuffalo]

this is the most convincing Fake subs EVER!!!! @o@

[JaveyLover]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[Fletcher5753]

i loled my ass right out of my chair becuz if this vid:D your awesome

[CloudKuchiki]

LOL!? ajkajkajak!! What do Uruha-san inthe end? XD

[maybeperhapsno]

Sweet Jesus this was funny!

The subs matched so well!! XD

[tshaiyanique]

lol i love it 

[TjDemized04]

uruha is the definition of sexy-ness

[OnsenDouzoReita]

Lol that was rich xD

[mahdii98]

LMFAOOOOOO! this is absolutely hilarious and its so amazing how everything worked out! luv u aoi and uruha ^.^ !! <3

[Aesma676]

thats so good i love this

[Otomechann]

OMG, I BELIEVED IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SapphireZukotu]

OMG LMFAO AHAHA XD im laughing so hard someone finally took the piss out of them all the vids on here are all <33 vids pretty annoying....so i love you, your amazing plus this is so believable XD

[iluvspikyhair]

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

"Maybe I can watch you gu--"

"No."

[animelover945]

omg uruha looks sooo sexy!!!!!!

[KawaiiPanduhhh]

"Maybe I could watch you guys--"

"no."

"well i guess this is over."

[ilovemycatoreo]

HAHA XD I love Reita (I wonder if he ever saw this vid talking about him XD)

[Aretha45001]

XD Those voices and then the subs, it's hilarious! "Lucky bitch" "hai" *pokerface*

[TiinaIsabell]

interesting conversation x)

they look so damn hot during the interview

[xxbloodyxangelsxx]

most fangirls wished the subs where real

[LuvMehSuga]

Oh man that was pretty damn funny xD

Even funnier when I found out this was a fake sub rofl

[SparklySunset]

AHAHAHHA WOW the things uruha did at the end was freakin hilarious x]]]

[XboyskissingX]

omfg ...... this was hilarious! i was rolling on the floor...... totally and completely dying..... but uruha and aoi and reita and...... well, i think kai is mine too but me and my friend r having a despute over whos he is...... as for ruki, his new hair is horrible.... nobody wants him anymore.... before that yah, i would claim ruki but his new hair, no..... omfg im sooryy for making u read this rant of miine, but tht^^^ vid, was....... LEGENDARY! yah in the words of barney, legendary.... x

[xxbloodyxangelsxx]

@XboyskissingX his hair is not that bad

[XboyskissingX]

@xxbloodyxangelsxx i know :P i was just kinda.... drunk wen i wrote that heehee

But me and my mate have come up with a conclusion.... with his new hair, or his blonde crimped hair, and those huge sunglasses, then he looks a bit like willy wonka wen he is in the white room :P xx

[amyADDICTEDD]

uruha <3

its all a ploy:D

lool:D

[PinkPolkadoty]

"It is?"

"It is."

"But I thought-"

"You thought nothing."

Omg I love you xD

[iyo000iyo]

These are women or men?

[tsukidaiyo]

Bahaha that was so funny. XD

[lovelycreepyful]

'Lucky bitch'

LOL

[flowerjojoPEACE2]

yes they are dying from blood loss XD

SOOO FUNNY!

[SexyKakashi73]

XDDDDDDD

that was sooo funny and believable!

they're reminding me of the two talking cats the way they're speaking to each other xD

[Seraxion]

"It was all a part of the ploy. The ploy is perfect."

XDD Wow, Uruha is so cunning~!

[Ram875]

LOOOOL...

[xoxoHugsxkissoxox]

Hilarious!

I've seen many fansub vids for GazettE comments/interviews but this is definitely the best.

You made it very... believable, I suppose. Not in the sense that I would believe they would say something like that, just that the translations seemed to fit their expressions and how they said things. Very well done.

Anyway, I loved it. I faved it. I re-watch it every now and then. Thanks so much for making it!

[JamesBondPants]

Please make more videos like this.

It's so gooooood 8D

ILOVEYOUUU.

<3

 x

[eburel506]

gosh uruha looks really hot in this interview.

[marllyput]

LMAO. THIS WAS SO BELIEVABLE. (For me who doesn't understand a ton of Japanese.) XD GJ!

[xpowersymbolx]

omfg *nose bleed*

"when he reaches orgasm it is the most erotic thing"

dear god i lagh so hard in that part XDDDD

[Dicolover666]

"You thought nothing" xD

[KuroTenshin16]

Can someone please sent me the link to the real interview? with subs?? PLEASE!! its so damn cute!!

[XMeadowsOfHeavenX]

LMAO, great job!! XD I could imagine them actually saying it too :3

[frankieiscool96]

bwhahaha epic :D

[CelticKat1212]

this was soooo funny

[XxOkOixX]

unless I knew more Japanese, I would have thought that it was true XD

[FallenAngelicSword]

Too bad I know japanese so I kow the word for bitch but if I didn't it would've been easier to pretend it was real X3

[FallenAngelicSword]

"You lucky bitch."

LOL that was really funny

[Malfunctionater]

Dear lord, how the hell could Aoi's hard-on reach all the way to Uruha's leg? xDD

That must be a huge ass hard-on.

[DangerousxPleasure]

lmaoooo~

Bloodloss hell yea.

Aoi: you gave me a great hard on aswell you know?

Uruha: Yes, rockhard. I can feel it against my leg.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

100/5 and saving it to my favourites ;D

This is awesome xD kyaaaaa!~~~

[gakushiji]

hahahaha..........sooooooooooo funny..

[Daveyswingedangel]

That is SO funny! Perfectly done and bow worthy. *bow*

[nyappyvanu]

Aoi: But I tought...

Uruha: You tought nothing

ROFL xD that makes me laugh so hard!

[yumikouri]

even if I don't like uruxrei, I'm totally loving this xD hahaha

and it seems like it's real! srsly, even if I know it isn't, I'm sometimes wondering like...is it? xD

[ShuichiChan95]

XD

flowerjojoPEACE2 also me like yaoi!!! xD

[XoJrockAngeloX]

I can see this being real subs xD!!!

[mita4hh]

lmao the movement Uruha made at the end of the interview >XD if I did not know japanese better, I would probably though it was real for a sec. o.0 x'D

[SignUpForFreeToday]

LMAOOOOOO XDD

[scrappedroses]

lol so maybe i can watch you -no you cannot lol

[xLittleMissSuicidalx]

loll....

bloodloss sounds about right.. xD

[flowerjojoPEACE2]

xD dying of bloodloss!!!aois right :D

haha i think ruki is more like an uke :)

[FranLuver]

XP i like yaoi!!

[FranLuver]

ITS TRUE!! WELL IN MY MIND!!

[whaledophelia]

asshole...XD

[MysticSailorNeptune]

WOW!!! O.O

[AngelLoveSky]

OMG fuckin amazing ! ! ! I crack from laugh ;D ;D ;D

[pingu8111]

Lucky bitch XD

[XxStrifytaxX]

XDDDD

[XoJrockAngeloX]

Why can I see this being real?

lol nice job =D!!

[kittykoalatree]

lmfao i love it, oh my god my stomach hurts from laughing lol

[Latifahhh12]

OMG i thought it was reall story haha

Cuz' i forget to read about this VDO

[sansamour20]

reita's seme is uruha.

uruha's seme is aoi.

makes sense. ahahah~!! <3

[Jeanne8917]

lol :D About you sex life asshole :D

It was great :D having fun :D

[Hoshiful]

so good! xD

I love it!

[0XxLawlietxX0]

"Oh god, yes"

"Lucky bitch."

LMFAO. This is hilarious.

This is on my favorites. >.>

[MelloMix]

Lol it was amazing how that all worked out. AS a matter of fact, I managed to convince my non-Japanese speaking freinds that that was what they were really saying...lol. xD

[mysadending]

kudos to both you and the people who made this video lol!!

[agnishika]

waah uruha seme....

[syrianaXanime]

wow! -FAVORITES-

That was absolutely awesome!

"The ploy is perfect"

HAHA! LOVE IT LOVE IT!

[yomizgirl]

lmao that was so hilarius and HAWT!! 5/5

[1sadsexual2sadsexual]

too bad uruha and aoi doesn't really talk to each other much in real life. aoi said it himself in a solo interview.

[AzarathHanyou]

LMFAO!!! Those subs fit soo well it almost seemed real. sigh, if only

but srsly, that was epic win

[ringo0shi]

lolnage 8D

it's funny, i know that it's not the real subs but seeng the subs and them talking calmly about sex orgasm reita Aoi!voyeur and all, WTFLOL XDDDD

[finalfantasylenne]

AHAHA! epic!!!!

[Ang3l1nBlack]

lol funny! XDDDDD

[choushoukougun]

you lucky bitch. LOL XD

[Emsyi]

the sync is perfect! Well done, so funny XD.

[zombiekid1313]

LMAO, that was hilaaaarious xD love it

[Upioornica]

Epic. Just epic. *_*

[WaterfallProductions]

xDDD You are my favorite person for the week.

[gabguitar98]

Hhaha, I love the little thing that Uruha does at the end. He's like "I AM SEME!~"

[lacocabella13]

LMFAO wow... i needed a laugh, thank you! this was great! i need to watch it again <3

[jasuminlovesrukii]

lmao, epic.

[XoRoseyXo]

U: How so?

A: You're very feminine.

U: That is all a ploy.

A: It is?

U: It is.

A: But I thought--

U: You thought nothing.

LMAO. xD

[RottenFishHeads101]

:D i love this vid every time i see it!!

[InLoveWithMIYAVI]

god i faved this fucking months and months ago. every time i watch it it still gets me!

fucking amazing sync!