Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail

[EpicSuccuss]

Deoderent Failed To Battle Aroma

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

tiny chickens?

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

nice chant

[kloonforthewin]

december found to be apocalypse

[Plyrx08]

The DFTBA song's root! :O

[youpooper1234567890]

i like "Dont Fight The Bad Asses"

[taylorisneato]

I didn't get this video. and now I've watched all of the videos up to this point, and now I understand.

[MegaBacktalk]

This reminded me of one time when I ws in science class. We were talking about kinetic energy and my teacher asked us all to give examples. When she called on me and I said, "A human heart," she looked at me like I was insane.

[bobthepurpleostrich]

@tomaszblazak if "lonely loser" means creating an entire nation of amazing, happy smart people with his brother, than yeah he is. Otherwise, go troll some other "shit".

[aaronzack14]

my mom said my step dad had tiny chicken disease, i dont know if she meant the same thing.

[BellatrixPlaysPiano]

@tomaszblazak. Oh, silence, petty knave. Thou art a loggerheaded ill-breeding horn-beast who's just jealous of the awesomeness of nerdfighteria anyway. So shut it.

[itsChristineGrace]

actually, that's initialism...you should know that

[ScullycommaKristen]

i see why you're an author! that was a lovely cheer =D

[yknowthatgirl]

@ScullycommaKristen It's originally from one of the old videos where John writes "Everybody Poops... In My Pants". Goes a little something like this... "Hey hey! Ho ho! In to John's pants we gotta go! Poop."

[MrNemBooks]

Wrong kind of steroids!

[tomaszblazak]

Why bother uploading this shit? Its not funny and this guy is clearly just a lonely loser.

[TheWittyChappy]

@tomaszblazak Believe me, he really isn't a lonely loser.

[starlove0043]

@tomaszblazak lonely? He's married to the Yeti O.o

[LMNOP1214]

@tomaszblazak You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts. (PS, Nerdfighters, new favorite Shakespeare insult right there)

[merksmirs]

@tomaszblazak Thou poison the air with your shallow breath

[wingardiumleviosaaah]

@tomaszblazak Grow unsightly warts, thou beslubbering codpiece-sniffing giglet!

[ravenshireful]

Tom lied to me

[sharpshockxx]

darling, fetch the battle axe!

[Gerkenflauger]

Haha, this is awesome!

[stude444]

Dinosaurs Forgot To Bite Amy

[denezka365]

I will be okay if i never see that face again

[Proudmonkey2]

the chickens have also are peking my brain and there eggs just won't come out!!! AHHHHHH!

[Alexander69aragorn]

Thanks, John. I was playing with my friends and started randomly shouting, "HEY HEY! HO HO! INTO A SKIRT HANK'S GOTTA GO! HEY HEY! HO HO! INTO A SKIRT HANK'S GOTTA GO! HANK GREEN WON'T GET OUR VIEWS UNTIL HE WEARS HIGH HEELED SHOES! HANK GREEN WON'T GET OUR VIEWS UNTIL HE WEARS HIGH HEELED SHOES!" and my friends, who don't watch vlogbrothers videos, were... confused.

[ddc32997]

YOU ALMOST SAID THE L WORD JOHN :O

[freeesocks]

John's protests never fail to make me laugh :)

[missmichaela136]

Debbie Feeds The  Bats Apricots

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

I thought DFTBA was an initialism...?

[Redemogirlsix]

Dont feed the big ants!

[Norikins]

... Totally off topic, but I love that room, its so pretty, what color green is that? XD

[Jaumiusk13]

Donkeys, forbidden to breathe, asphyxiate.

[SuperEmmizzle]

Watching this now, all I want to do is correct them on how DFTBA is an initialism, not an acronym!

[natdot2804]

you are my brother and i lo- like you. that was great!

[Whoooitsscott]

Or, in reference to your book "Paper Towns", Darn, Forgot To Buy Apples!

[nerdfighteralvin]

DFTBA: Don't Fight The Bad Ass

[ReKrisB]

John, your chants will never get old.

[JMMathieson]

because i lo-like you

[FantasticBlueGirl]

1:23 I would have loved for the Yeti to walk in right as John was chanting so she could have been like: WTF?

[cricketisminelife]

DFTBA acronym: Dubledore Fondles Teenage Boys Alot

[Sparrow476]

@cricketisminelife A lot is two words. You my friend, have failed.

[OleprechaunO]

@cricketisminelife Alot is not a word.  Cannot use it. And DO NOT ABUSE DUMBLEDORE!!!!

[nerdfighteralvin]

@cricketisminelife a lot is 2 words DUMBLEDORE INSULT FAIL!

[yamercado2]

A lot of this video is very reminiscent of Ze Frank. I've enjoyed it.

[DPMort]

Darling, fetch the battle ax LOL

[thealaskablue]

Dead

Fish

Think

Best

Alive

[jack16895]

I cannot actually remember if John eats the peeps after this.

[LordVexlor]

The Ning is blocked in the UEA! I must fight against this oppression, and general increase of world suck!

[lightanddarklove]

I just got sent here by a guy who makes hilarious comics on deviantart. I've been a nerdfighter for years but i had no idea that this guy who's comics I like was one too! if you're on dA, please go check out TomPreston!

[ginnyvideo]

i was dancing to your hank boycott :D

[EmmyBea]

Drivers Fake the Blood Alcohol. :)

[Quirellmort99]

ITS NOT A ACRONYM!!! Acronyms are pronounceable, DFTBA is an INITIALISM!!! Gosh John, get it right. 

[Quirellmort99]

@Quirellmort99 oops I mean AN ACRONYM!!!!!!!

[Lauraa4023]

@Quirellmort99 Nothing to do with DFTBA but...OMG you ship quirrellmort?! Me too! (AVPM FTW! (if that's what it's referring to?))

[Quirellmort99]

@Lauraa4023 Quirellmort is my all time favorite couple!!! They are just so cute together ♥♥ AVPM FTW!!! Also DFTBA :]

[Lauraa4023]

@Quirellmort99 Awesome! So you're a nerdfighter/Starkid/hp nerd? ME TOO :D ...and as always, best wishes!

[Quirellmort99]

@Lauraa4023 YESSSSS :] I like to combine Starkid and Nerdfighter into Starfighter or Nerdkid :] DFTBTA (don't forget to be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!)

[phazeet]

haiku DFTBA!

Desperation, Frustration -

True Buddy -

Awesomeness

[emilycaroline9]

"Because you are my brother and I lo... I like you." hahahha

[only4fuzzy1]

"Hey hey! Ho ho! Into a skirt Hank's gotta go! Hank Green won't get our views until he wears high heel shoes!" xD that had to be one of my favorite parts of this whole post

[jaimelespoptarts]

Decepticons Forget Their Bad Assedness!

[Sharmilka]

So, you're a cartoonist?

[lupessreturns]

"Until now, I have stayed silent, because you are my brother, and I lo- like you."

XD This is the best thing ever. XD

[technoboylovers]

So. Tom Preston brought me here.

And, I enjoyed this video... Though I don't completely understand what you're talking about. =|

[565mae10]

Doing Funny Things Being Awesome :D

[RemyxedMagic]

Don't Fight The Big Ass.

[ferngirltlc]

I have revisited this page because of Tom Preston, though I was a Nerdfighter before that.

[Crisis15]

Dorks form the best alliances Lol Yes we do =w=

[DigitalBookWorm]

I love Tom and Humon as much as the next person, but I think it's kind of rude that they take the time to share something they enjoy with you, and all you do is spam the video with "thumbs up if ____ sent you here", instead of making a legitimate comment on the video.

I really liked this guy's dead-pan delivery, I may check out more of his stuff. :D Good luck with the chickens!

[cdeterman10]

@DigitalBookWorm waait. are you saying that Humon's a nerdfighter?

[DigitalBookWorm]

@cdeterman10

I don't know. I just saw someone comment that Humon sent them here, among all the Tom Preston ones. That would be cool though. :D

[MiCKi914]

My personal favorite is "Darling, fetch the battle axe." XD

[joethehero2]

@MiCKi914 Me too.

[StarLoveEmi]

Thumbs up for Tom Preston xD

[Bekey2nd]

Humon sent me here.

[whybother81]

IJLSA

International Justice League of Super Aquintances

(thank you spongebob)

[ninabigoloni]

tompreston.

yeah, me too...

[ToonWatcher3000]

Thumbs up if Tom Preston sent you here!

[Gerkenflauger]

@ToonWatcher3000 Go Tom Preston! I love his comics!

[Veggie449]

I wonder how many people will come here from dA :p

[windowsforvista]

@Veggie449 10,448

[DocRossim]

Chickens Chickens Chickens

Chickens livin' In my nose

Chickens Chickens Chickens

Chickens nibblin' on my toes

- Dr. G. and the Special Kids.

Sorry, just reminded me of that.

[greenbean1108]

you are awesome! i love you!

[mokimik]

john, this video always makes me happy when I get struck by the tiny chickens myself...Thanks for that!

[spidermanandsnape]

My friend and I love this. john has now composed 4 songs! 

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

INTO A SKIRT HANK'S GOTTA GO

*watches Hankroll'd* *dies*

[maddoraptor]

I thought you said DFTBA was an initialism, not an acronym :D

[XxRynethxX]

My brother just said: " I want to see him wax his chin."

Take from that what you will.

[kairakia]

@XxRynethxX Oooh, he's done that. It did not go well. Turns out wax is not made for facial hair. =S

[franinconverse]

Epic lolz 

[writergirlchic]

I hate seeing John sick :( It makes me feel bad :( And it makes me wanna be more awesome to get him unsick. Wait, that's not a bad thing.

[kelseyhm]

I got tiny chickens disease today..had to leave school because of them...GRRRRRRRRRR they keep laying eggs and ..now I look like rudolph.

[Mad1IsaPenguin]

He gave you steroids so your immune system can kick into gear and whup the tiny chickens hardcore!

I had extreme Tiny Chicken disease when I got strep and mono at the same time last year... trust me, in this case, steroids = good!

[TheShootingCupcake]

i have tiny chicken disease this week. o.e

[ThaDoctor17]

For some reason at the end of the video I felt the need to tell you that DFTBA is not an acronym because D F T B A does not spell a word, it's just an initial-ism... as a writer you should know this... *shakes head*

[mstwifan4eva]

Actually, steroids and caffeine expand the uh...places where your head hurts so it doesn't hurt.

[grandchildofchaos]

It occurs to me that peeps are, infact, tiny chickens.

[BladeTheHedeghette]

darling, fech the battle axe

i can see me telling my husand that then killing a hole bunch of people atacking our town

its gonna happen and you all know it

[mmmmmheyyyy]

"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Into a skirt Hank's got to go!

Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Into a skirt Hank's got to go!

Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Into a skirt Hank's got to go!

Hank Green won't get our views until he wears high heeled shoes!

Hank Green won't get our views until he wears high heeled shoes!

Hank Green won't get our views until he wears high heeled shoes!"

Makes my life (:

[livelovelaughdance91]

@JamieG17

I absolutely agree! The direct relation between John's puff level and how old he looks is something i have noticed a few times. Glad I'm not the only one to note random unimportant things like that :)

[bubblewandd]

It's not an acronym!!!! Its an initial-ism ;)

[noodlemuffin7]

I sing that chant in the hallways at school. 

[aemenity]

steroids suppress your immune system, so you don't produce as much mucous. Errr...as much tiny chicken poop.

[pendragonmalasia]

WAIT! The tiny chickens are preventing John from eating Tiny Chickens?

[pepsicola1295]

I always love it when John protests. xD

[greengirllover]

DFTBA -

Douche Farts Touch Ben Affleck.

Epic win.

[JamieG17]

Watching this video makes me think that lower puff levels make you look younger. I will watch more to see if this hypothesis is supported or not.

[Ulfstan]

Hey john. DFTBA is an *initialism*, remember?

[dftbachick1929]

does Tiny Chicken Disease have a cousin? cuz i have a stomach virus that i think may be related...

[nbtful]

500

[20flowerchild09]

the steriods are to decrease swelling =)

[arachnophile01]

Doubtfully, Friends Trespass Borders Again

Destructive, Fearful Totalitarian Bunnies Atack

Deadly Fungi Tear Bitches Apart

[watchcloudspassmeby]

I always wonder what The Yeti thinks when she hears John saying stupid chants for his videos... :]

[RedRoseRainbows]

i just broke up with my boyfriend, and i watched this. vlogbrothers make everything better. everything.

[DanJonMor]

HEY HEY, HO HO, INTO A SKIRT HANK'S GOTTA GO! GENIUS

[xbookfreekx]

Just wondering.... Does Charlie McDonnell play the melodica in this intro?

[29LJKC73]

you seem really tall.....

[Oreoreogirl]

john looks beautiful in this video

[notyouraveragething]

@Oreoreogirl john looks beautiful in every video

[lisamconveyness]

LOl kind steroids help with inflammation dude : P

[slinkiesandpie22]

I love this beginning :)

OH NO! I HAVE TINY CHICKENS LAYING TINY CHICKEN EGGS IN MY HEAD :(

[Alchemydude667]

"DFTBA isn't an acronym, it's an itialism" - John

[hotpinkelephant11]

"Hey hey! Ho ho! Into a skirt Hank's got to go!"

[jcfkfilms]

you guys give me something to do when im bore

[triplequeen]

So...did Hank ever dress up as Carrie Bradshaw?

[DrumsZackDrums]

nerd fighters unite!!!

[brawlfighter56]

and i lo... like you

[yyflower]

You look like a zombie when you make videos when you're ill... 8D

[Trekkiesyay]

Can I be a nerd fighter??? plz??

[TokyoMewSailor24]

@Trekkiesyay If you want to, you are!! Welcome! :)

[RafaMacRafa]

can i be a nerd fighter ....too

[TokyoMewSailor24]

@RafaMacRafa Yep! :) Welcome to Nerdfighteria!

[RafaMacRafa]

@TokyoMewSailor24 yuuuhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuu.....

[triplequeen]

@Trekkiesyay

Of course you can :)

If you want to be one, then you are one.

[eragonlover1]

Dorks Form The Best Alliances? Why is this not in the song?

[pseudocaveman]

"And until now I have stayed silent, because you're my brother and I lo- like you."

lol'd so hard.

[Loverloft]

"Darling fetch the battle axe"

my favorite!

[megahappypinkskitty]

I'm writing a national anthem for neardfightaria

[JRRT2007]

Alas No.

[elfboy1998]

2:05

[regularguy5mb]

Best protest chants EVAH!!

[twerdyy]

can you please say tiny chickens all the time?! i love the way you say it!!!

[foreverjynxed]

I love how this video and his last before this are what eventually led to the epic song: "DFTBA"

NERDFIGHTERS!!!!

[beagle4864]

Diseases From Tiny Bothersome Animals

Dogs Forget To Bathe Always

DFTBA

[McManiacGirl]

can tiny chickens be transmitted via youtube?

because i think they're invading my brain...

millions of them...

the chant is keeping them at bay though, thanks!

[Akatsukilurv]

"darling fetch the battle ax" lmao that's hilarious! Love it! :D

[ChateauOfADoubt]

Are those Chris Ware prints I see at 1:25 ?

[GoGetterKoda]

and i lo...

like you...

;D

[mcmil11]

duel for the best acronym

democrats fracking trounce bush administration

[IncubusandPaulGarred]

Ahhh! I have the tiny chicken disease!! Ighh.

[CUcumBerJUiCE04]

Darling, fetch the battle-axe.

YESSSS!

I LOVE THAT ONE.

Btw, what's Tiny Chicken Disease?

[benish11]

part of a earlier vid

[arrowood5]

lol u look like peter parker from spiderman

[AndiLea16]

by the way...whats the ning?..i wonder if i spelled that right...oh well n_n

[AndiLea16]

"darling fetch the battle axe" rotflmao ok seriously the vlog brothers just got a new fan for life LOL whats even weirder is i was watching Attack of the Show on g4 and people kept voting for the vlogbrothers to get more famous in the ticker tape lol so i figured i would check it out, its aweeeosmeneeeess!!! *gives star trek sign* live long and prosper guys!XD

[cafegirl1995]

hey umm im a lil confused... are we nerdfighters if were fans?? or is someone else the nerdfighters and i cant join their club..? D;

[michaelmooreamhs]

yes, or youre nits(nerdfighters in training) but you can become a more active nerfighter at the ning

~link in the sidebar~

[McManiacGirl]

a nerdfighter is someone who is made of awesome instead of bones and organs and stuff

its not a club you can join, its a type of person you can become. no requirements, limits or nothing.

hope that made sense...

oh, and check out the Ning! (link in the sidebar :P)

[rubamantha]

If you want to be a nerdfighter, then you ARE a nerdfighter. Basically.

[scargirl133]

Cause you are my brother and I lo- like you

lol

[spartanshado]

comment for evi. =O

[JackRabbit20009]

what is tiny chickens disease?

[punkslilncs]

sinusitis or there abouts...

[Squotebrothers]

not the tiny chickens!

at least it wasn't tiny swine.

[MANB91UK]

die

[BrokenBjartur]

Okay shit what tha fuck!??!... Tiny Chickens Cause Epic Fail! I wants tini chikkens desease!

[yankeefanboy123]

lol song

[koupepidis]

Ne mbravo ise poushtofatsa tora pienne psofa je piasme tilefono amman ta katafereis ate gia

[izzzzzzz54]

Dodo Flannels Tickle Bookmarks Awesomely

[mrscooleycool]

I don't think you blinked, at least not in the last minute.